Sabrina The 33-Year-Old Bitch?
Last week, Melissa Joan Hart prayed a million times that Farrah Fawcett would not go off to heaven. And not because the earth would be without one more angel, but because she wanted to be on the cover of People Magazine so desperately. Thoughts like that should be saved for your conversations with Satan.
Page Six says that while promoting her candy store at KTLA's studios in Los Angeles, Melissa Joan Hart was overheard telling someone off-camera that she hoped Farrah wouldn't die, so she could stay on the cover of the magazine. Farrah's death would've knocked off her off.
Melissa should have worried less about Farrah and more about what the Photoshop artistes would do to her. Maybe if she did that, she wouldn't have a serious case of the jaggeds and her hair wouldn't look like Kim Zolciak's winter merkin.
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She is definitely the original wonk eye. That shit has been annoying me for years!
Also agreed about her weighing closer to 130. That is not 113.
Why does she look she had downs?
Kate Gosselin's "lonely new life" ? Wtf? Doesn't she have a couple a dozen kids? How does she have time to feel lonely?
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She is a beautiful and charming human being. She is down-to-Earth, a good mom, and was one of those "normal-sized women" you bitches always defend whose beach pics got torn apart by the tabloids. She lost some weight the healthy way and was offered the cover of People Magazine. Anybody would be disappointed if they got knocked off the cover. Now, if she had wished DEATH on Farrah, that would be delicious.
Her bathing suit is ugly too. You would think the stylist could have come up with something a little more fashion forward than that, with some boob padding too.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'd hit it.
Well, she is 5'2" (1.57m). She could be 113 lbs at that height--but she's not. She could lose a few pounds by dropping her middle name.
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I hate people who put their fucking things in the sit next to them so nobody can't take it is not like you are using it bitches put your purse on your lap and suitcase on the floor.
Ha what a cunt. She is just a bloated old bitch trying to hang on to the raggedy scraps of fame that she has left.
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" i don't need to be heavy just b/c i have kids " who the fuck thinks having kids meant you have SUPPOSED to be a whale? put down the bigmac blimpina the teenage hooker. BITCH!!!!!!
Stocky, I love the litter box comment! Hahaha! Any comment with a litter box ref. steals my heart!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
In all fairness to her, she hasn't gotten much attention since Sabrina so here was her one chance to shine. While I don't necessarily blame her, it was a pretty stupid thing to say. She'd have to be a living saint to lose her thunder and not care.
Whatever happened to Harvey from Sabrina?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:47am.
Being on the cover of People is like being on the cover of the weekly coupon mailer.
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LOL!!! She does have major jaggeds on her legs.
wow, I like Melissa Joan Hart now, she's a cunt, but at least she's real....I would do anything too to be on the cover, even if I have to say the rosary a thousand times a night not to let Farrah die.....
Devilgirl ~ "People Mag is like being on the cover of the weekly coupon mailer."
LMAO!!!! That is right on!!
Isn't there some litter box this has-been can go crawl into?
People magazine sucks! Maybe she could ask if her story could be placed on the sides of Milk cartons too.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
She looks better but lmao if she really did say that...BALLS!
someone needs to give Plecostomus's avie the Gosslin
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sorry but that photo of her at 155 she looks more like 255
Truly, Trampolina getting a paper cut would have forced her off the cover.
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so fucking ugly.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I'm sure Clarissa can explain it all.
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113? Who you trying to kid?
You mean PEOPLE did not put Brangelina's Big Night Out front & center???
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Oooo, Clarissa WAS a great show. I don't think she weighs 113. She looks great & healthy but more like 133.
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I bet Kate was hoping for another cover because of her lonely life.
As for MJH. Who cares that she lost weight. Fuck, I lost 5 lbs the last week and I didn't get on the cover of People! What a fucking idiot. Being on the cover of People is like being on the cover of the weekly coupon mailer.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Oooh, Melissa Joan. Bad karma there.
Like your pathetic has-been ass has done anything remotely relevant since you started popping out babies that we need to see you on a People cover in place of a dead iconic 70s blonde.
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I like Melissa Joan Hart, and am glad she got the cover. I don't see anything truly malicious about what she said. If she doesn't know Farrah, why she should she care anymore than say, someone like me? It's not like she would wish death on her otherwise if this cover thing wasn't an issue. Plus, the two-page picture beginning the story in the magazine is really, really pretty. And she and Joseph Lawrence were sooooo cute in the ABC Family Movie "My Fake Fiance." *swoon* I will love Clarissa until the End of Days, and if any of you hos call her Sabrina I will cut your sacrilegious asses!!!
what a self-centered cunt
What's wrong with that, bitch hasn't been hot since Clarissa Explains it All (and that show was fucking HOT, I loved her back then and thought she was a fashion queen). She just wants the fucking cover of People!
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