It's All About The Hair
Purdy Zac Efron showed up to the premiere of The Hangover in Hollywood looking like he was suffering from one. Zac wants us to think he that just rolled off of his satin Barbie bedspread, but you know he spent hours perfecting his pucker and coif in front of his Illumina lighted makeup mirror. Preciousness like this takes time!
Your insides may be screaming "Cut yo hair! You look like Carol Brady!," but calm yourself. Zac Efron is HIS HAIR. It's all of him!!! If you cut it, he would melt down into a puddle of lukewarm bronzer and L.A. Looks mousse.
If his mop was butchered, it wouldn't be the same when he flirtatiously flips it while laughing at one of Leonardo DiCaprio's jokes. And his hair wouldn't blow in the wind like Christie Brinkley in National Lampoon's Vacation when he's speeding down the highway. Don't take that away from him!
And I feel like it's high time Salon Selectives remakes this commercial starring Zac Efron.
And now you will join me by having this song stuck in your brains for the rest of the week. Saaaaaalon glo-oh!
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mmmmmmmm Salon Selectives smelled like fresh apples. I wish they still made it.
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Salon Selectives smelled THE BEST. I miss it.
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MK is SO rawng for pulling out the Salon Selectives!
ah, memories!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I was seeing a sports therapist and he was drop dread gorgeous and he cut his hair and my crush was instantly gone. I realized it was because his hair had made him look like Zac Efron. Except less gay.
Screw Salon Selectives. Does anyone remember Agree? I love that shampoo, it had the best smell.
Love the last thumb of him - with those legs spread and turned in...like he was readying himself for a prostate exam. He does it like he's had plenty of practice.
And what I wouldnt give to examine that tart's prostate......lawzy!
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His greatest quality is that he is beautiful but not sexy. Hard Offs Only !!!! He is no David Cassidy!!
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Yeah, I'm giving away my age, but Zac is the gayest blade I've seen since Rip Taylor.
Seinfeld: "Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
He looks high as fuck.
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Zac Efron is like Felicity, if you cut his hair, he is done. It seems stupid but it is his trademark. It is like that actress in Dirty Dancing. She changed her nose and no one could recognize her. But in all honesty, Zac Efron will probably stay famous as long as his younger fans don't mature too quickly.
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Cut. Your. Hair.
DAMN! Zacy poo looks hiiiiigh!!
On the soon-to-rehab-brick road?
Quick, someone Gosselinize Zac's hairdo!
Ahh, old timey shampoos. My mom used Prell and only Prell, the industrial nuclear-ooze looking compound. I liked Lemon Up! which came with a lemon for a bottle top, Clean 'n' Clear conditioner, which Glynnis O'Connor hawked, and Farrah Fawcett shampoo, which I totally loved the smell of. I also liked the Vidal Sassoon shampoo. And the original Agree, definitely. Faberge Organics with Honey! She'll tell two friends and they'll tell two friends, and so on, and so on....
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Pfft. I didn't even need to play that video. I knew that song. In the later editions of that commercial they added to the song- *singing* "Like you just stepped out of a salon".
Edited to say:Meh. I myself preferred Aussi Originals
Paris is for stoners.
I used to LOVE the way Agree smelled, probably in the 80's... but only the original, after they revamped it they changed the fragrance completely & then it smelled boring.
my mommy used to buy us Salon Selectives. Oy! And Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific? I was way little then my sister used that shit. I love these old ads.
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Salon Selectives? There's a blast from the past.
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"Ick. Nast."
He was pretty good on SNL, though. I was all set to hate on him, but he wound up being kind of funny. And as much as I hate Justin Timberlake, I think he is funny, too.
You know, for a singer.
I'd be interested to know what he'd do for a Klondike bar.
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I see a lot of teen boys with this same hair. It's kinda cute, kinda retro late 60's.
I cannot help it. I love long hair on guys.
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Zac, get a haiarcut. You look like a girl with a 5 o'clock shadow.
I bet TommyGirl's ceiling is covered with posters and covers of Tiger Beat featuring Princess Zac.
he looks so cute~~ what about his girl friend?
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I think we can all agree that a trim is in order.
Deb, I think he looks just about as straight as we'll ever see him in this pic. It's ok to think it's cute. He doesn't really look like a 13 year old twink now that he's gained some chub.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I think he is adorable, but he really needs at least a trim or he needs to style it differently...It looks sloppy, but not in a good way...the front part of the comb over looks almost matted. He needs to do this more often...
http://www.hairpedia.com/hair-styles/Celebrity-Hairstyles-Men/Zac-Efron/...
Salon Selectives was the best shampoo... I loved it. And it smelled soooo good. That and Vibrance.
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Right? I feel kind of gross about thinking this pic is hot.
Bobby Sherman had this look first, and he did it with a bit more testosterone.
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"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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He was going for the Gosselin and failed.
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Salon Selectives was the BEST smelling shampoo EVER. Damn I wish I could still find it.
remember on hitchhikers guide to the galaxy when they sent all the hairdressers, manicurists and marketing types to a different planet all on their own? NASA really needs to get on that and they should include reality and tween actors too.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:14am.
He's awfully young to have a comb over.
Thats so sad.
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TITS, I think that you need to work your Gosselin magic on his tragic do. It could only be an improvement.
He's awfully young to have a comb over.
Thats so sad.
and yup, i had one of those mirrors. it even had a evening and daytime setting. fucking loved that thing.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
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He should cut his hair short. He has an attractive face and that hair is just ridiculous. He obviously wears it like that to stay current with his main demographic. How sad is that, really??
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
ZE looked uncomf at the MTVMA with VH haging on; too bad Disney ruined (them)him.
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In Black female beauty culture...Zac's hairstyle is called a "wrap"...and I can assure you...there's NOTHING MASCULINE ABOUT THAT SHIT...PERIOD!!!
So...Zac needs to WRAP THAT "WRAP" UP IN A BOX...WRAP THE BOX UP WITH PRETTY PAPER...PUT A PRETTY BOW ON IT...AND GIVE HIS "WRAP" TO KATE GOSSELIN...WHO COULD SURELY USE IT!!!
aye, carumba. Now I really feel old if Salon Selectives are retro. I was just getting used to feeling nostalgic for Body on Tap.
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I think The Kate would look great on him.
He's so proud of his 5 'O-clock shadow (it took nearly 3 weeks to grow!)
He look a like a man (swan style)
I don't get it with this kid. I hate his hair, his face always looks tight and greasy, his eyes are always squinty, and he has an awkward mouth. The teens can have him.
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The mall salon used Salon Selectives in the 90s!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
His generic look always makes me gag.
No, it's all about the eyelashes. *sigh*
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Why did I play that video? "Salon Selectives - SALON"
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My Salon Selective style is Level 7 & Type H.
Oh, and Zac Efron should get some corn rows.
What's with the poster of Jerry Lewis missing a tooth behind him?
And he looks like he needs a good scrubbing behind the ears.
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