Wednesday, June 3rd 2009

Morning Wood

This is how Scarecrow Reeves scowls at a bottle of shampoo too - SOW

Chicaboo got into a fight with a bowl of peroxide and lost - Holy Moly!

Kendra poses in front of her future employer - The Bastardly

It's too bad the robber didn't steal those fugly shoes Eminem's wearing too - Celebitchy

Kate Gosselin before her signature beaver dyke 'do - Popeater

This is the closest Zachary Quinto will ever get to a pussay strip - Socialite Life

Evan Rachel Wood has upgraded - I'm Not Obsessed

It's time to feed me to the hongray wolves, because I actually agree with Spencer Twatt - ICYDK

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Did anybody already say Keanu looks like Mandy Patinkin in Yentl?

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MarkyMark7's picture

Hmmmm, would any self-respecting gay guy appear in public looking like Zachary Quinto? Maybe its the "self-respecting" part that's at fault.

And Keanu is 44 not 24; and someday you'll be 44 too.

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I don't care if Keanu looks like a bum (and maybe smells like one too)! I would still let him stick it to me 5 million ways. He's had me since San Dimas.

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Katt's picture

Umm, that Quinto dude looks like Gomez Adamms. Not ok.
She's a lovely girl, but I'm surprised ERW was able to rebound from the Manson peen so quickly...That's gotta be a turnoff for most men.
Keanu looks like my friendly neighborhood bum who's always surrounded by MD 20/20 bottles on the corner.
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Zachary Quinto is seriously hotttt!

And yes, I totally see a young Steve Martin in him!

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No mateer how jacked Keanu tries to look, I bet his outfit still costs more than every piece of clothing I have combined.

SPencer- I saw I.A.C.G.M.O.H. for a quick sec long enough to see Heidi and SPencer praying and "god bless'ing you"
SInce when are they bible thumpers??

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About that Red Bull article: AWESOME. I drank a can this morning and was feeling a little coked-up. HA! I know it's bad for you but sometimes I need a little go-juice. Especially when I've slept for 3 hours and have to be in a 2 hour meeting at 8 am.

But the best part about the article were the comments. I ♥ laughing at stupid people.

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Oooh, Mexico City is so wonderfully wild*, Zach. Maybe that's what the mustache is for - blending in with the locals. ::winks::

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Aerialgreen's picture

I guess I woke up today with the $0.33 value meal munchies because somehow Kendra looks tasty.

guest's picture

what happened to keanu's hotness?

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:44am.

I am not sure, that is the million dollar question. All I know is I have been almost knocked down on several occasions. Hilarious.
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Hahahahah! Awesome! I love how they react when they get on too. Frantic thank yous, huge smiles, out of breath, then cluelessly looking around for a seat.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:43am.

I'd be the beard who smells his balls. Is that worth $20?
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That's worth a high five and a free dinner at McDonald's. Hot damn, I COMMEND you!

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I thought that was Joaquin Phoenix for a second. Dude looks like a crazed muppet.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:41am.

I am not sure, that is the million dollar question. All I know is I have been almost knocked down on several occasions. Hilarious.

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ERW actually has been downgrading since Jamie Bell.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:06am.
$20 to the first person who has the balls to smell his beard.
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I'd be the beard who smells his balls. Is that worth $20?

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:22am.

I am DYING laughing at your second generalization. Because, well it's so true. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Have you noticed that too?! Wtf is up with that? Are they just luckier than most that they catch the bus, or just tardier than most because they always almost miss it?

M.E.'s picture

Oh, Keanu, love...why must you fight the hot?

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Hey Mani!!! Yeah, that would be the only reason....that or Ryan Seacrest is producing. Shit, he gave The Kardashians a show.

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keanu looks like a child toucher.

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Submitted by Manimal5
Off T: Redbull has cocaine in it....
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That's great. Redbull gives you wings but then you can't get it up.

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Mani, I sent that article to MK last week. Was very disappointed not to see a post. :(

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:30am.
ok, who the fuck gives a shit about Kendra? How the hell did she get her own show? Someone please explain......

How many BJ's does it take these days?

Off T: Redbull has cocaine in it....
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/06/red-bull-pulled-from-shelve...

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:24am.
Who in the hell is Zachary Quinto?

Heroes.
He is a brilliant Villain.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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I agree with Spencer too! hahahah...I cracked up so hard yesterday, I had to grab my siggie. It is too perfect.

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No one has ever accused Eminem of being a sharp-dresser. Not once. Ever.

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ok, who the fuck gives a shit about Kendra? How the hell did she get her own show? Someone please explain......

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Clarisse's picture

HEY! I don't know what the hell a "Chicaboo" is, but that is a Monchichi!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cNTl40VI

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KD's picture

Zachary totally reminds me of Steve Martin in that pic!
I don't find him hot at all. The only thing I like about him is his name.

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i am laughing my ass off at spencer's comment about audrina. i don't care who said it, it's spot on!

Keanu still looks good, even with the facescaping. I'd lick him.

Waaa. Something else for Eminem to cry about. That Quinto dude is all kinds of fug. Ew.

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who cares about the shoes - that emandem fellow has VERY nice lips.

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Zachary is not necessarily the most masculine guy I've ever seen. Nor is his female companion over-hot. (It's Understatement Wednesday.)

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putsomestankonit: i found out yesterday he's one of those Star Trek dudes
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Who knew Keanu did BOOT MOVES! SLAP BLAM!

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

Who in the hell is Zachary Quinto?

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Why does Keanu always rock those ugly ass boots? Does he make them himself in his workshop? Seriously, he's worse than Brit Brit and those fugly brown boots of hers.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:17am

I am DYING laughing at your second generalization. Because, well it's so true. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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ERW likes 'em fug
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I'd really enjoy it if Keanu's face looked like that while he kept his carpets perfectly manscaped.

gia's picture

I think ERW is really, truly beautiful, but I wonder if guys are turned off of her knowing that Marilyn Mansons penis has actually been inside of her body...ICKY!!!

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I would definitely get drunk with Keanu. I can only imagine the stories he has. He has seen some shit!

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i wanta take off those sunglasses and SHAVE Keneaus face and give him a CREWCUT!LOL :) hes such a cutie.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:12am.

Bent as a fiddlers elbow.
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How can someone with eyebrows that big be gay? I thought being gay meant having perfectly proportioned and tended eyebrows?

Yes, horrible generalization. Want another one? I've never seen anyone running for the bus who wasn't Asian.

Mother Superior's picture

Do IDYCK actually still WRITE THEIR OWN BLOG or do they just go to TMZ, copy and paste???
How lazy are they!!!?

NaNoop's picture

Man, back in the early 90's I though Keanu was IT. Nobody came close to being a hot-ass piece of man meat compared to him.
Now, I got one word: yucky.

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I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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Eminem was the ultimate Hip Hop dweeb afore Kanye even had a contract.

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I am just pretend : it's dry like her PUSSAY!!!!! LMAO
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I don't blame Audrina. I'd be a ho for Chris Pine too and wouldn't be ashamed of it.

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