The God And Goddess Of Heaven And Earth Have Split Up!!!!!
Hmmmm...At least that's what The National Enquirer is saying, but it's not raining outside. If this was true, God, the angels and the saints above would not stop weeping ever. They would flood the planet with their tears and we'd be forced to live in underwater cities. Actually, that sounds kind of hot. But I digress.
The Enquirer is saying that it's totally and completely over between St. Angie Jo and BENJAMIN BUTTON'S. Some source said that Brad is spending his time in California while Angie finishes that movie about white grains in New York. When she finishes filming, she's going to take her child army to France. A source called it an "OFFICIAL" split. They went on to yap, "Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he'll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split."
The source said that the straw that broke the Angie's back --- Wait, a piece of straw could totally break her back, right? Like literally. Okay, back to the source. They said that Brangie's last moment together at the Cannes Film Festival was completely staged. They acted all lovely for the cameras, but they were both "over it" on the inside. That's when Angie gave Brad his nuts back and send him on his way.
The National Enquirer has been right before, but if this shit was true, they would devote an entire issue to this. Shit, they would change their name to BRANGIE IS DEAD Enquirer.
In other news, a crazed woman wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a t-shirt with the words "You Are So Uncool" written on the front was seen buying every copy of The Enquirer and muttering to herself "Take that, Maddox. Take that, Maddox...."
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migrain, you can use my rant as a siggy, lover.
okay
you are all jellis look at the love they share, with the baby making times and the sex moves she does charge the sofa batteries and okay, wow.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:46am.
"This could rank up there with the day Paris went to jail....."
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NOTHING will ever match Wonky McValtrex crying her cunty, spoiled ass off in the back of that LAPD cruiser.
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that Anniversary is coming up! 2 years ago, June 8th! Best Day EVER.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:25pm.
I totally believe these two lying asshats are legally married, but secretly.
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Speaking of lying asshats, what the fuck is the deal with the adoption of the immigrant kids (I'm sorry, I couldn't think of a better word for them)? One day he had legally adopted them, the next day it never happened.
Popcorn-tini??
*side eye*
Does it taste like the popcorn jelly belly?
*barfs*
I totally believe these two lying asshats are legally married, but secretly.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:16pm.
I dunno, Bar. But if you tell us you like long walks on the beach in the moonlight, Jazzy and I just might have to start talking about "open relationships."
I do, I do, I do. I'll bring the blanket so we can let the frolicking begin
WTF?? I refresh my page and the only thing I saw was this headline. I thought it was true for a split second. I was just about to gather my food and medical supplies and hide in a bunker
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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They'll keep up the pretenses only to keep the brangeloonies at bay. You know they'd be stalking Bradley in a minute and the other half would be praying that Jolie would hook up with women again!
Let's get our LA on.
You fat homemaker hores don't know the first thing about heven because you cant understand Angelina. Your all jellis because you want to be her, but you cant understand her because your not angels. She is. Shes blessed the world with her beautiful babys and her and Brad are wonderful parents, not like you jellis bitches. Don't even talk about her. You dont deserve to have her name come out of your mouthes.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:20pm.
devilgirl
That was pure poetry
*bows down before you*
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Migraine, I dedicate that to you, on this, your birthday!
I was a little rusty, I haven't been Wall of Voodoo for a long while, well since I was banned from JJ, after someone on here exposed my duplicious nature! Pffffft! Fun spoilers!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
THanks DG! Guess that's as close to a loon as I'll get for now. Need to head out for a bit! I'll light a few black candles and play a led zepplin album backward while I'm away in hopes of attracting the loons.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:46am.
"This could rank up there with the day Paris went to jail....."
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NOTHING will ever match Wonky McValtrex crying her cunty, spoiled ass off in the back of that LAPD cruiser.
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That day made Dlisted history. ALL us cunts up in here with our cocktails, laughing madly at Wonky. It were epic.
i don't understand how people get so sucked into other people's relationships,like it's their own.like if brangie is staying to together is gonna make u complete and vice versa.
it's all vicarious living i guess.
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devilgirl
That was pure poetry
*bows down before you*
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:17pm.
NaNoop, I never thought Brad Pitt was hot. I don't know why but I just never did.
I never did either. I don't dig on the pretty boys, or for ones who spend more time looking in the mirror than I do.
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:17pm.
Exactly - if my husband publicly humiliated me like that I would NEVER be with him again. Once a cheating asshole, always a cheating asshole.
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That was extremely humiliating and I felt really bad for her. Her taste in men is questionable, but she's rich and is living the life. So good for her.
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:17pm.
Exactly - if my husband publicly humiliated me like that I would NEVER be with him again. Once a cheating asshole, always a cheating asshole.
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That was extremely humiliating and I felt really bad for her. Her taste in men is questionable, but she's rich and is living the life. So good for her.
OH I believe it! Neither one of them are looking to slow down careers for the sake of the family - Brad signs on for another film (cause they need the money so badly)just when Jolie is wrapping hers up. Doesn't look like they're dying to spend any quality time together that's for sure!And what happened to them travelling together as a family like they have for the past 3 years? They never let filming get in the way of staying together as a unit. Now all of a sudden she's going to be in another country?
I didn't need the Enquirer to tell me what is so obvious. Does anyone remember the picture of Brad kissing Jen on the mouth on a beach only to come back from that vacation and tell the world they officially split???? They are actors and they know the world is watching. Enough said.
the grass isnt always greener huh bradley...
i laugh baahahahahahaa
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:16pm.
I dunno, Bar. But if you tell us you like long walks on the beach in the moonlight, Jazzy and I just might have to start talking about "open relationships."
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I KNEW that there was more to your fascination with Ridley sea turtles than just concern for their safety!!
*runs off sobbing*
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are truly a couple made from the Heaven's. A love ;like that DOES NOT END. They are the Sun and the Moon, The dish and the spoon, they are midnight and noon, their life is nothing short of an eternal honeymoon.!
This is all LIES!!!!!!! This is the product of Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox, paying the Enquirer to sully the good reputation of a couple brought together by the grace and hand of God himself. Don't believe this, as it is NOT true. They are in love like Bogie and Bacall, Hepburn and Tracy, Siegfried and Roy. There love is a timeless masterpiece that Michaelangelo would have sculpted or painted for everyone to admire for all eternity!
Thank you, Thank you.
*takes bow*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
NaNoop, I never thought Brad Pitt was hot. I don't know why but I just never did.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Well, Duh. Brad's staying out in California. So is Jen, the TRUE love of his life, afterall.
*whispers to Jazz, quick puff your ass up even bigger I need to hide*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by barburger on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:15pm.
I was only kidding about them getting back together. I don't find Aniston desperate and unlike St Ang, I think she has class.
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I don't think she's desperate either. She's probably lucky that she got out when she did.
Submitted by barburger on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:07pm.
I would love for him to go back to Aniston just so she could have the last laugh.
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To me, that would look desperate and show how low her self-esteem is.
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Exactly - if my husband publicly humiliated me like that I would NEVER be with him again. Once a cheating asshole, always a cheating asshole.
Looks like we need to throw out the bait.
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A HOME-WRECKING SLUTTY WHORE WHO STARVES HERSELF WHILE PREGNANT AND SICKENS HER BABIES! SHE'S KILLING BRAD! THEY'RE A HORRIBLE COUPLE AND DESERVE TO BE COVERED IN PIG FAT! GO TEAM ANISTON!
Found it, devilgirl!
Need another one...quickly. It's times like these I wish for "she who shall not be named."
Submitted by barburger on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:06pm.
Popcorn as in the vodka plus tonic popcorn??
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It's more like a Popcorn-Tini with a twist of butter schnapps. But it still took me a while ;p
Why did the idea of a Popcorn-Tini just make me salivate?
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Because popcorn is a good description of Kate Gosselin and Jon is probably tini.
hmmm. i usually don't believe "sources" but the National Enquirer seems to get it right (which is no fun... I miss the tabloid headlines of my youth!)
Submitted by barburger on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:06pm.
Popcorn as in the vodka plus tonic popcorn??
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It's more like a Popcorn-Tini with a twist of butter schnapps. But it still took me a while ;p
Why did the idea of a Popcorn-Tini just make me salivate?
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I dunno, Bar. But if you tell us you like long walks on the beach in the moonlight, Jazzy and I just might have to start talking about "open relationships."
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by lelu on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by barburger on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:07pm.
I would love for him to go back to Aniston just so she could have the last laugh.
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To me, that would look desperate and show how low her self-esteem is.
I was only kidding about them getting back together. I don't find Aniston desperate and unlike St Ang, I think she has class.
Awright hwores, real life is calling. Gots ta go.
Happy Loon Mauling!!! You know it won't be long.
Lates.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:10pm.
I want a loon...right now!
*crossing fingers hoping for mslewis or TeriAnn*
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There was a loon, but they only posted one thing and then left to go back to their own Brangelina ass kissing website.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I could just see Brad and John Mayer tag teaming to see who could dump Aniston the most times!
Good!
WHERE IS TERIANN!?!?!?!?!
Rumor has it that Angelina is actually leaving Brad for Mickey Roarke!!!!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:06pm.
Popcorn as in the vodka plus tonic popcorn??
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It's more like a Popcorn-Tini with a twist of butter schnapps. But it still took me a while ;p
Why did the idea of a Popcorn-Tini just make me salivate?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:05pm.
I don't know why, but I could dig on a Cheez Wiz sammich right about now...
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Well, if Brad really is single again, you got them in spades because Brad Pitt is the human equivalent of a honking vat o' Cheez Wiz!
I'd take the pre-Scrangie Brad. But she done sucked the hotness right outta him. Yick, think of the collective cooties those two have exchanged... No thanks!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by barburger on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:07pm.
I would love for him to go back to Aniston just so she could have the last laugh.
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To me, that would look desperate and show how low her self-esteem is.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:46am.
"This could rank up there with the day Paris went to jail....."
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NOTHING will ever match Wonky McValtrex crying her cunty, spoiled ass off in the back of that LAPD cruiser.
Thanks hookers. I knew you all had ♥'s.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:06pm.
Popcorn as in the vodka plus tonic popcorn??
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It's more like a Popcorn-Tini with a twist of butter schnapps. But it still took me a while ;p
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
I want a loon...right now!
*crossing fingers hoping for mslewis or TeriAnn*
I apologize Migraine.... *hugs*
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:06pm.
I called this shit. As soon as I saw them 'together' at Cannes I knew this shit was FINISHED. Those poor kids, 2 selfish and inconsiderate people as parents. Glad they were in such a rush to have a big family, these 2 are quite possibly the biggest assholes on the plant. They are right up there with Octomom. Fuckin shameless piles of shit is all I can come up with to sum them up. Poor fuckin kids.
And SHAME on the fucktards who SOLD them the adopted kids.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
tee hee.
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Jen is sitting on the floor flicking a lamp
on and off a la Glenn Close waiting for his call.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:05pm.
I don't know why, but I could dig on a Cheez Wiz sammich right about now...
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Well, if Brad really is single again, you got them in spades because Brad Pitt is the human equivalent of a honking vat o' Cheez Wiz!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
I just read that Angie got completely pissed when she woke up and found Brad flossing with one of her legs.
Please please please please please God please please please let this be true so those poor children have a chance for a happy life please please please.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by joggydusk on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:01pm.
seriously?
they both look good in my opinion.
my friend i were just talking about that:
http://thebirdinmymouth.com/2009/06/03/aging/
they're great people and deserve respect.
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Ahhh the first to arrive!
Welcome, we have been waiting for you.........
{{Diabolically rubbing hands together....}}
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:04pm.
they are talking about it on JJ.
"The best part of the Enquirer story is how even they can’t pretend that it’s an actual break-up, so they have to be all, “Um, they’ll still make public appearances together, and it will LOOK like they’re together.” Please. Until a tabloid is willing to man up and seriously claim that these two are DONE and will be living apart and will be admitting to the public that it’s OVER, I can’t even take a word they say seriously. They all want to act like they have scoop, but they give themselves away with their constant a*s covering. It’s always, “They WILL be breaking up soon!” or “They have broken up PRIVATELY!” or “They WERE broken up, but Angelina begged him to come back and he caved.”
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DELUSIONAL BRANGELOONIE ALERT.
Like Brad and Angie give a SHIT about informing fans about every aspect of their lives. Remember the Anne Curry interview a few weeks ago when she creepily touched Brad's face? Do the brangie's think they want people like her to know Brad is single? He'd be raped and mauled like you wouldn't believe.
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