The God And Goddess Of Heaven And Earth Have Split Up!!!!!
Hmmmm...At least that's what The National Enquirer is saying, but it's not raining outside. If this was true, God, the angels and the saints above would not stop weeping ever. They would flood the planet with their tears and we'd be forced to live in underwater cities. Actually, that sounds kind of hot. But I digress.
The Enquirer is saying that it's totally and completely over between St. Angie Jo and BENJAMIN BUTTON'S. Some source said that Brad is spending his time in California while Angie finishes that movie about white grains in New York. When she finishes filming, she's going to take her child army to France. A source called it an "OFFICIAL" split. They went on to yap, "Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he'll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split."
The source said that the straw that broke the Angie's back --- Wait, a piece of straw could totally break her back, right? Like literally. Okay, back to the source. They said that Brangie's last moment together at the Cannes Film Festival was completely staged. They acted all lovely for the cameras, but they were both "over it" on the inside. That's when Angie gave Brad his nuts back and send him on his way.
The National Enquirer has been right before, but if this shit was true, they would devote an entire issue to this. Shit, they would change their name to BRANGIE IS DEAD Enquirer.
In other news, a crazed woman wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a t-shirt with the words "You Are So Uncool" written on the front was seen buying every copy of The Enquirer and muttering to herself "Take that, Maddox. Take that, Maddox...."
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:55am.
I can't make fun of the chirruns? That's my favorite part.
*pouts*
Fuck that! What you said is not only true, but funny as hell.
How many kids live in poverty or without all the extravagances these kids have and will continue to have, but ALSO have asshole parents who make them miserable with constant fighting and fuckery?
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Tits
I stole one of your pics
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Well *I* heard he's leaving the family because he never could bond properly with Zahara because he's a closet racist!!
*waits patiently*
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Hahahahaha...it's like Christmas in June on dl.
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We all bring something to the table.
I don't have much to say about these two, but I am curious: How does Jennifer Aniston play into all of this? I am sure she is somehow involved.
LOL
I'm just wondering where Brad found his balls. In a toybox?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:55am.
I can't make fun of the chirruns? That's my favorite part.
*pouts*
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no.
but the black kids hair is open season.
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OK bitchez, I went in. So far, so quiet on the JJ front.
Its raining where I am. So God and the angels in heaven above must be crying about something.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:52am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:50am.
Oh NOOOOOO!
I think I just saw a few people jumping off the buildings in Century City....
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I tried to commit suicide when I heard this by jumping off my desk but all I did was land on the FedEx guy who was delivering paper products.
Did you survive without any paper cuts?!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:55am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:51am.
Who is going to pee on Brad now?
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*raises hand* I will!
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Yo! Shouldn't we at least put our names in a hat or something?
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I have an empty beer keg we can use.
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:52am.
But I'm skeert of them JJ's
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as well you should be.
don't post, just monitor from the sidelines at a safe distance.
oh hey and Mrs K says Hi to all her lezzy girlfriends.
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Oh please, if God is a merciful one then this will be true...
I can't make fun of the chirruns? That's my favorite part.
*pouts*
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devilgirl: i agree...in another life i used to do entertainment pr and those rags were THE first places we looked to see who was sayin what.
and i may be going to hell (room in my handbasket...anyone?), but i'd like to see her knocked down a few pegs.
i wouldn't feel bad for the kids if it's true, imo better to have happy parents living apart than two miserable ones tearing each others' heads off.
Zahara can come live with me!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:51am.
avec nuts right?
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Avec nuts, sans nuts, whatever yew want. Just make this shit be troo.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
snowy - I feel bitchy today.
The Enquirer also broke the news about Patrick Swayze being sick.
oo this thread is about to get hot! both loons(brangie/antibrangie loons) would be going at it.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:51am.
*Stirs the pot*
I heard he's going back to Aniston because he wants a woman with no kids.
*Runs off to make popcorn*
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Well, I heard she has been missing Bai Ling's private bits. Brad had been going along with it by tucking his old fella between his legs, but he finally called it quits when she requested that he should get a nipple implant.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:51am.
Who is going to pee on Brad now?
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*raises hand* I will!
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Yo! Shouldn't we at least put our names in a hat or something?
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:51am.
*Stirs the pot*
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I heard he's moving to Thailand to become a bhudist monk! That way he can shave his head and not have to worry about wearing a rug anymore.
ROTFLMAO @ provy's avie
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:52am.
We need loons.....someone go to JJ and provoke them. I doubt JJ posted this on his site.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Happy Hour - we had that shit here last night. Sent it to you!
*MUAH*
Roo- Is the FedEx guy hot? Because the thought of you (since I assume you're Jeremy Sisto) getting it on with another guy is WAY more interesting than any Brangelina break up.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:46am.
Happy B-day Migraine Gosselin!!!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Dare I get my hopes up??
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:51am.
Who is going to pee on Brad now?
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*raises hand* I will!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Hey, I love Shiloh......let's all leave the kids out of this. Rag away at Brad and Angie, but the kids are victims here. They didn't ask to be born or adopted.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:52am.
Shiloh is gonna have daddy issues!! *circles 50th birfday in 2030*
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By then her name will legally be changed to "John" and she'll have the wang to prove it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:51am.
avec nuts right?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
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Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Well, we just had a rare case of Lightning flashes, thunder and scattered showers here in LA. So this may be true!!
"Ah, takeafuckinpitcha" ` M.E.'s Mom.
Does he get the deposit back along with his testicles?
How many times has the Enquirer said they split? Is this the first?
For the sake of the kids, this is really sad, but it wouldn't be surprising b/c they didn't know each other very well. It's hard enough to keep the passion in a relationship, but when you have a kid a year after you've known each other and then manage to have 6 by the end of 4 years, it's bound to be tense.
Damn, this shit could be true. If it is I feel bad for the children. Neither of these hoes have been in a relationship for too long. Oh well we can talk about real celebs now.
*stares* *busts into tears* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! The two most perfect human beings in the world can NOT break up!
*crys hysterically*
This is worse than when Unfit & K-Fed broke up.
How will we cope?????????
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:51am.
Who is going to pee on Brad now?
Loves it, freebird!
I have to go for an hour or so. I expect 800 posts by the time I return!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:51am.
National Enquirer has been correct about a LOT of stories. John Edwards?
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Totally. I even remember seeing their headline when Michael Jackson married Lisa Presley. No one believed that for awhile.
We need loons.....someone go to JJ and provoke them. I doubt JJ posted this on his site.
Oh Mah GAW!!! And I'm here to see it! Oh thank you God, I promise I'll keep one of my promises for this. This will be better than the fourth of July! It's bout ta get all VietNam up in this bitch. :D
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:49am.
HAPPY HAPPY Migraine!
As a present we've all got together and agreed that you can go monitor just jared and report back - with quotes.
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But I'm skeert of them JJ's
Shiloh is gonna have daddy issues!! *circles 50th birfday in 2030*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:50am.
Oh NOOOOOO!
I think I just saw a few people jumping off the buildings in Century City....
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I tried to commit suicide when I heard this by jumping off my desk but all I did was land on the FedEx guy who was delivering paper products.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
*Stirs the pot*
I heard he's going back to Aniston because he wants a woman with no kids.
*Runs off to make popcorn*
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I really hope this is true!
I want some loons!! that would make my day better.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Who is going to pee on Brad now?
National Enquirer has been correct about a LOT of stories. John Edwards?
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:49am.
Good. I wonder what the final straw was...
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A straw full of blow maybe!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............