Wednesday, June 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Jan Kraus & The Swinging Beauties
Jan Kraus must have been so hypnotized by the clapping from the audience at the Miss 2009 competition, because he didn't notice the giant gaping hole the size of Wonky McValtrex's vagina.
I love how the two hot bitches on the swings don't even care that Jan might be dead or bleeding to death in the hole! They were assigned an important job and that is to entertain the crowd with their impressive swinging skills. They will not be distracted!
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Evilshoe, I love your avvie. It's divoon!
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Damn you people, I am watching "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here" now!
They just said Spencer and Heidi did NOT leave and want back on.
WTF
IG
I'm not either... But I really do love twitter
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:40pm.
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No! Or I should say I did, but I kept forgetting to check it so I deleted it. Besides, I'm just not that interesting. :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:40pm.
Wasn't everyone just talking to Event Horizon..I'm confused.
sorry.
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Yayah, we wuz, but it skedaddled.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
IG!!!! hi♥ do you have a twitter account?
Wasn't everyone just talking to Event Horizon..I'm confused.
sorry.
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Hey, xxyxz!! And I agree, just ignore, because you know it's home rubbing the lotion on it's skin from all the attention.
Just sayin'.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
night Flatz!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
DG, Better Off Dead & Sugaroo - well said!
Good night all, off to dinner w/ Mr. Flatsy.
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She's flat and that's that!
event has to be Cuca... Nobody else would have told me long time no see.. But whatever..
Just ignore folks...
DG and Lava, note how "It" doesn't have an answer for any of this? I feel so bad for MC because she knows that thing IRL. Honestly, after reading its posts I feel like I need a shower.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:26pm.
Haha! Well said!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:26pm
You forgot to add that we don't care about her being a cock sucking hooker!
Event Horizon: Leave MC alone.
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:03pm.
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Angel_i is in the Kurly Bush thread. She got skillz.
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she is cool! Angei-i ..hook me up?
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:10pm.
Finally...someone believes me when I say im not La Cucaracha. I may be suspicious, but so was OJ and he was proven innocent...so dont judge! I know so much cuz I lurked for awhile before I made an acct.
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You fucking moronic, asslicking, scumbag, NO ONE believes you are not La Crotch. DG was being sarcastic. We ALL know you are that thing and you are Falkor and you are God knows who else. Get a fucking grip and go fuck a goat because people here are wicked tired of your bullshit, your revolting sexual acts, your disgusting narratives, and just plain YOU. We get that you're a two dollar hooker who has to pay the guys to blow them. We GET IT.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Okay, as much as I hate to jump into this shit.... I must.
Earlier today Event Horizon you said that you had seen Molotov Cocktease before, I am assuming you meant in real life. It is well known that La Cuca/falkor/mudpacker/whoever else you are today and MC have met in real life and all this bullshit on here stems from something that happened between them way back when, pre-dlisted. Unless you are saying that you, too have met her, I am thinking that you are full of shit and are the same person trying and failing to cover her tracks. Leave that girl alone, do whatever it is that makes you happy, but for fucks sake man, stop being such an idiot.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 5:19pm.
DOLLHOUSE DUDE IS DEVASTATED!!! He ain't dancing around today.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:10pm.
Using OJ being innocent is not a very good example to illustrate your innocence at not being La Cucaracha.
I didn't say I believed you, I said, and since you are so good at quoting others posts "Have it your way" there is a difference.
Everyone knows that you are one and the same so you can skip off into the delusional sunset of the internet and think you have pulled the wool over everyone's eyes, when in reality you haven't, all you have manged to do is make people like you even less because you are weak, dishonest and have no fucking balls to stand up and say "Yeah, I am her, so what?" You can't get banned again unless you start your b.s again, so what are you afraid of. Show some guts and maybe ppl wouldn't have it in for you so bad.
Weasel!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Snowy!
Non! Christian has forgiven Christian for Christian's profanity laced rant. Christian understands that sometimes Christian takes his roles a little too far.
Flatsy,
No, sorry. I don't remember...
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:52pm.
Well let me see, how do you know so much about those posts when you, allegedly, were not even around back then? I mean a newbie on dlisted is hardly going to know where to look for certain posts. I wasn't here for Comingbacks posts and I had no idea where to look for them, other than they were about Brit Brit.
You are so strange, I just don't even care to argue with you and your nuttiness any longer.
Have it your way, you are not LaCuca. I guess then, that makes me like you even less, bcuz at least I kinda pittied her, you, I just think you are pathetic. Keep up the charade, you haven't sold it to anyone, but Ka-dooze for still trying!
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Finally...someone believes me when I say im not La Cucaracha. I may be suspicious, but so was OJ and he was proven innocent...so dont judge! I know so much cuz I lurked for awhile before I made an acct.
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:33pm.
So it is official:
Kate Hudson is fucking A-Rod.
Is there nowhere her poon won't go?!
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The bathtub?
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Lorsque quelqu'un vous montre son vrai visage, croyez-le.
KADOOZE BUSH!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:02pm.
PSL: you had me @ Eh...
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well shit, I have been on DL since the beginning of time here, and I can't remember where/when things were said. AND I have a memory like a steel trap! who the fuck does she think she's fooling?!
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Psl: I lknow what you mean: I've been around for more than two years: its easy to 'spot' them
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:49pm.
Bull roar. I've asked about you a few times on Twitter.
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I do member you sent me one asking where I was
sorry if I didn't reply...drama drama drama
Dare I ask who horizon is/ blank stare* I already know
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Event Horizon used to post as La Crotcherita aka La Cucaracha aka the Human Feces Instrument of Death.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:03pm.
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Angel_i is in the Kurly Bush thread. She got skillz.
Clarry! Christian and Christian are DONE, professionally!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:49pm.
Bull roar. I've asked about you a few times on Twitter.
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I do member you sent me one asking where I was
sorry if I didn't reply...drama drama drama
Dare I ask who horizon is/ blank stare* I already know
Momus... make me a Goss Bully!..
plz
JIZZ SWEATER !
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PSL: you had me @ Eh...
Lmao
U horz rock
For realz!
Night M.E! Don't get stiff jizz hair tonight!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Our dear James Haven speaks in the third person. Just sayin'. When he does it, it's hot. When La Crotch does it, it's teh ghey.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:52pm.
Well let me see, how do you know so much about those posts when you, allegedly, were not even around back then? I mean a newbie on dlisted is hardly going to know where to look for certain posts. I wasn't here for Comingbacks posts and I had no idea where to look for them, other than they were about Brit Brit.
You are so strange, I just don't even care to argue with you and your nuttiness any longer.
Have it your way, you are not LaCuca. I guess then, that makes me like you even less, bcuz at least I kinda pittied her, you, I just think you are pathetic. Keep up the charade, you haven't sold it to anyone, but Ka-dooze for still trying!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Clarisse or Snowy, do either of you remember the bucket nekid story from LaCuca?
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She's flat and that's that!
Good night. I am out!!
Snowy!
Christian and Christian do it all the time. Christian loves to talk about Christian because Christian is too good to talk in the first person. Christian is above that.
Although Christian would never treat someone with disrespect. Then again, Christian would never be caught dead around gutter trash that bath in sperm.
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Damn, hos! You can tell it's summer & there's no good tv on! You are treating Cuca like LA! (Which she may well be.) At least, & I think we can safely state this, we're safe from that punctuation that ends a sentence ... For now ...
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:52pm.
I think I know where I've seen you before IRL. You were the model Massengill used when they needed a new douchnozzle, right?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
EH, for someone who claims to NOT be La Cuch, you sure know a lot about those posts.....and wow, hardly took you any time at all to "find" the threads and "re-read" the comments.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:55pm.
You must really think all the D-Listed posters are as slow as you. Sad.
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Hi! I'm new!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:53pm.
Debil
I didn't get anything :( what's new ???
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Cereal? I asked how you were etc...
Notin snew here! Just cuttin grass, although not today, rain! : (
Whats snew with you?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:47pm
WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER A QUESTION DIRECTLY?.
You have wigglegiggleshimmied your way around everything that everybody is saying. You admitted that you've been a bother to MC before, and you even apologized for it. Now you don't know anything. You must really think all the D-Listed posters are as slow as you. Sad.
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
hey xxyxz...long time no see...
you whores are pretty raunchy in your post, I dont know why you get so worked up over a little choking story...
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:49pm.
Bull roar. I've asked about you a few times on Twitter.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
why is she talking like she's the Queen of England (the royal we)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Debil
I didn't get anything :( what's new ???
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:38pm.
I remember that jizz story.
I think what she said is that it wasnt her choice to keep wearing smelling clothes...she asked the dude to take her home so she could change before work, but he was an asshole and ignored her request to take her home....so she had no choice but to wear smelly clothes all day..
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Actually you psycho nut, you never did fully explain WHY you refused to shower or why you wore the same sweater to work for days, that is until NOW!
Funny you know so fucking much detail wise when it was not stated before!
Anyway, what prevented you from at least showering? Didn't the sleazy doode have a shower? Even if it was loaded with othjer guys, that shouldn't have bothered you, they had already seen you naked and getting fucked and choked!
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You guys have selective sight or something. I re-read those post and she clearly said that she didnt take a shower because he didnt wake her up until like 15min. before she had to be at work at a job 20 min. away. She knew she wasnt going to be going home the night after she was with him thats why she asked him to her home early so she could get ready for that day, but he didnt. He was a uber asshole like that...
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
she likes sniffing that jizzy sweater, trust! she still hasn't washed that shit
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 5:49pm.
Sugaroo
Hi!! Damn... none of you twitter horz have checked in on me
I feel so BLAH! lol j/k
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I dm's you a week or so ago and you ignored me! : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............