Wednesday, June 3rd 2009
Kimora & Djimon's Baby Friend Has A Name
My eyes were hoping to read that "Rhynstone Sara Lee Hounsou" is the name of Kimodo Dragon's baby, but she has disappointed me. Kimora and Djimon actually gave their baby a cute name (or maybe I've had too much Sanka this afternoon). Page Six says their 4-day-old son has been named Kenzo Lee Hounsou.
They named him after fashion designer Kenzo Takada. Kenzo is Kimodo's third kid. She has two daughters with Russell Simmons, Ming Lee and Aoki Lee.
Kenzo, Ming and Aoki? Get out the spandex, alert Hello Kitty and roll out the synthesizer, because they will soon be the world's newest J-Pop sensation.
ummm...my real name is Kenzo lee...does that mean I get some sort of royalties from BabyPhat? C'mon kimora! Send me the $$!!
Big Bertha, Margaret Cho looks like a beauty queen next to this ho. And she way funnier and way less phony or bitchy too!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Uh, I'll forgive her because she just had a baby because she looks like Jabba the Hut with that double chin here. Double chins are the worst too, I'm so terrified of getting them as I get older....I'm sure she's gonna lipo that shit off once it's safe.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
She is one unattractive heifer; she's like a bean bag chair with arms, legs and more chins than Chinatown. Blech. Forget Baby Phat....this bitch is just FHAT! Digimon could have done a million times better with a day shift hooker.
Still laughing at Kimora's neck meat.
Considering what passes for names now, Kenzo lucked out.
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kenzo is a bad ass name!
and i have a question: isn't kimora's mother Korean as well? and if this is true, why didn't kimora give her son a Korean name as well as a japanese one? a Chinese name? kimora, as far as i know is Korean, japanese and black. where does the Chinese name come in?
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She looks like a busted JLO in this pic
i don't care what anyone says...pregnancy doesn't look good on everyone...case in point...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:19pm.
She looks mean.
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I have to agree...She not only looks mean, but also spoiled, phony, moody & high maintenance. Her face is so enormous & the neck rolls so offensive that she should wear her hair all the way down at all times...Imagine fat head prima donna with short hair...Blech!!!
Is it just me, or does that broad look like the most annoying bitch on the planet?
Sorry to say this but jesus that is one fugly woman.
She looks like Margaret Cho. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Naming your kid after a fashion line: now that's what I call classy!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:16pm.
They should have named him Oscar Meyer in honour of her hotdog neck.
Oh God - LOL!!!
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kenzo is a cute a name....and stop bugging about the multiple chins, people...most hollywood stars get them sucked out and there is a way to crane out your neck when being photographed to reduce but she's getting kissed by a hot guy so she's not in pose-mode like paris. i'm jealous.
What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:25pm.
She should have named him Russel or Simmons since thats where the kids college education and posh upbringing will come from. I loathe this chunk neck bitch and her uber fug 'clothing line'.
LMAO - funniest thing I've read all day!
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I like them. I like the name. OMG I like everything today! You guys, I think my snark is broken!
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Djimon Hounsou is entirely too hot for that fucking Amazon-tranny-monkey-woman. What a waste.
congrats kimodo and dijmon!
ps: she had the triple chin before she became preggers.
Kenzo is a nice name. Djimon seems like a nice chap. Kimora... well, thankfully Djimon took one for the team.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:16pm.
They should have named him Oscar Meyer in honour of her hotdog neck.
Oh-thats fucking funny whoever you are!!!
she might look like a komodo dragon but the kids shes got with the other dude are really cute.....
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ugh, hideous name.. resembles KLS fat fucking neck..
Kenzo????
Sounds like a set of knives being sold on QVC.
Who cares about this kid? What did she name her chins? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Sounds like a power tool.
Just take that there kenzo and tighten the screw and put the A part into the B Part...
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:32pm.
Hee hee. I was also toying with Jimmy Dean.
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We all bring something to the table.
I like the name. Can't hate on it.
Kenzo, Ming and Aoki? That sounds like:
a) Sushi dishes.
b) Gwen Stefani's new backup singers.
c) Japanime super-trio.
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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:30pm.
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I guess 'Roly' would've been too obvious.
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Hee hee. I was also toying with Jimmy Dean.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
I'm just glad she isn't friends with Keroppi.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:16pm.
They should have named him Oscar Meyer in honour of her hotdog neck.
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I guess 'Roly' would've been too obvious.
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We all bring something to the table.
Lame.
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She should have named him Russel or Simmons since thats where the kids college education and posh upbringing will come from. I loathe this chunk neck bitch and her uber fug 'clothing line'.
folks Kenzo is Japanese name, it's like saying Giorgio is a corporate name because of Giorgio Armani. Djimon is a hotpiece, hopefully the kid inherits his genes.
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It could of been worse. She could of named him Prince Money Sire King of Consumption Lee Hounsou.
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So...that's two Japanese names and one Chinese.
I guess she's more into style than accuracy.
Anyway, welcome babyfriend.
Did her neck also give birth?
She looks mean.
I wish she wasn't from St. Louis.
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They should have named him Oscar Meyer in honour of her hotdog neck.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
I really needed to know this.
Kenzo -- Like the designer label?? Whorey whore whore. Corporate sponsorship for baby-making is next. I've got dips on Pepsi.
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Kenzo is okay, it is not as bad as Bronx Mowgli.
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freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:10pm.
Yo 'zo! Whattup?
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Me, or Kenzo?
Hi buddy. :D
Kenzo?????
Sounds like a white rapper's name.
"I'z from da hood. Mah name is Kenzo."
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Too much of a dog name, I think. Woof :)
They might call him Ken when he's older!
What a letdown. Kimora should have opted for Manda, King Ghidora, or the more common Godzilla.
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Yo 'zo! Whattup?