You Could Crack A Cherry Pit With Those Thighs
Please stand and clap with your ass cheeks for the newest member of The Glittery Gays of YouTube Club: Joe Jonas! Joe stuffed his purity balls and nut busting thighs of wonder into a leotard to stumble through Sasha Fierce's "Single Ladies." Yes, that meme was sent down to the basement with Solange a long time ago, but it's still mildly entertaining to watch Joe try not to be too queeny while wearing high heels. But I'm not sure if it works, because this is still making my no-no lick its lips. Yes, it has tongue, Yes, I have seen a specialist about this. Yes, it's doing that because of Joe Jonas'.....THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. Thighs that could break your rib cage with one squeeze. Swoo-oon.
And you know Joe is totally holding back. Bitch knows the dance! He's just pretending like he doesn't. Come on, drop it like I know you can.
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EWWW!I can't believe Camilla Belle is dating this guy instead of Robert Pattinson!!! I dont understand the JOnas brothers appeal, he looks like a bad tranvestite!!!
LMAO you guys are killing me with the Gosselin hairstyles...
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1. He's bursting with more fruity goodness than a tube of Skittles.
2. He'd look good with a Gosselin.
3. I'd still bust his purity ring with extreme prejudice.
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Joe Jonas was born in Casa Grande, AZ and that is where I live. Joe reminds me more of Pee Wee Herman here than Beyonce! This is the first time I've ever found him attractive! :)
his face reminds me of neil diamond here. love the head toss. & i second "Come on, drop it like I know you can."
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Way to dispel those gay rumors.
But, yeah, I'd hit it.
Joe Jonas & Britard Spears need to go to the Rhythm Doctor! lol
Cute ass.
First: This little bitch know how to damn work those heels, knows the whole dance, and whole lyrics.
Second: sort of off topic but I as telling a girl that I know ( she IS NOT MY FRIEND) that I was so excited to have tickets to see DM, she asked me where they were going to do their concert, I said the place... she said??... OMG that was the place where the Jonas Brothers did their concert... I didnt talk to her anymore after that.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:40pm.
angel, it's feet! I got inspired when I saw the link for Lilo's nasty ass hooves.
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EWWWWW! That's even grosser than I thought!
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angel, I got inspired when I saw the link for Lilo's nasty ass hooves.
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Where's the Jonas' dick bulge?????????
God it looks like that foot has too many scraggly toes.
@IG:
WTF, dude? I'm too stoopit for that avvie today. But it still skeers me. What is it?
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...'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich'...
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:24pm.
1. Dream is hilarious and wise. 2. Your avie is disgusting--as you intended.
[quote]dreamy, you crack me up. :)
Do you mind if I use 'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich' as my new siggie?[/quote]
Thank you, and of course! ;-)
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:19pm.
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You crack me up. :)
Do you mind if I use 'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich' as my new siggie?
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He is exactly the sort of attention-whoring quasi-male who desperately needs to remain among his immature female fans (who will grow to feel embarrassed that they ever liked him, once they get older) or among gay guys in order to be accepted, because outside of his niche he is bound to be shunned, mocked, and even possibly beaten up.
I can just imagine this fool trying to sidle up to some regular guys and start talking about sports or cars or something, getting laughed at, then retreating to some kiddie table to talk about seventh grade dances and which Claire's boutiques will pierce your nose if you're cool enough and mall security isn't around.
I hope he enjoys the spotlight now, because it's the only time in his life (or in any of the Jonas' lives) where that spotlight will be positive. Ever after, if talked about at all, he'll be a "where is he now?" topic.
To which the answer would be, "he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich."
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I hear ya, MK; I think he knows the dance AND the words quite well and is faking...
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Look at that little f-er pretending he doesn't know the moves and the lyrics!!!! LOSER!!
Come out, GAYfish!! Hot gay bitches are waiting for that tight pristine ass!!!
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
He doesn't even know the words to the damn song! EPIC FAIL.
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These douches have FOUR albums out? When did they put out their first one? When they were fetuses?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 2:18pm.
Aren't they all over 18?
BTW, 17 is legal in IL.
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Lucky, because that's where I iz. I guess I will be hanging out trying to Cougar my way backstage.
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Isn't he a little late with this. I would have rather seen the Pretty Ricky dance shit, and not all awkward like this mess.
is this what has to be done to get some attention? the future is doomed...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Why???
DIE JONAS BROTHERS DIE!!!!!
Yeah for a singer he's playing way too 'unco' str8 to be convincing.
He has Vadge's legs and arms... without the veins and cooch of course... He's 19 according to good ol' Wiki! 2 years younger than me, I feel old. At least I can do a better glittery gay dance to this than him.
hmmm how StraighT of him.
How old is he?? He looks about 35 here...
Check out the unit on that guy!
or not.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 2:20pm
EW are you serious? I stopped commenting because the Britney, Hohan, Miley, Jonas bro, whatever other no-talent idiot those assholes worship, fantards were annoying.
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Why does he move like a 75 y/o ?
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I couldn't get a minute into that.
That was stupid. He should have at least learned the words to the damn song.
He looks like Jacko having a seizure.
Painfully unfunny. Little girls nowadays love some lame shit.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
I, uh, I, um, have no words. I think I may throw up my lunch.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0
what a nice tight round virgin derriere he has...
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Even Rebeka Glasscock can lip sync better than this twink.
On a positive note.. he is comfortable in those heels.
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That video's one big purity ring.
I don't expect he'll EVER get any now (although I'm not a female - maybe they go for that sort of thing?!?)
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 2:18pm.
Aren't they all over 18?
BTW, 17 is legal in IL.
*LOL* I'm sorry, that is beyond fuckery.
I thought I've seen madness, but that video takes the cake!
It's stupid, insulting, foul and disturbing. And it will get more hits on youtube that Susan Boyle (I'm predicting at last 10 million). The 'tweens will laugh and laugh and love the funny innocence of a 21 year old man.
I don't know a damn thing about these virgin Jonas Brothers, but I might have to buy their album to help support their therapy bill *LOL*
And the fact that he did that in heels. I don't know who did the camera work, but they should have shown him in the heels more. And yeah, those thighs, good lord!!!! Like a chicken on steroids!
As usual, Michael K has this first. And as usual Michael K is the best!!!
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@ least when justin did it on snl it was funny.
Cut to his Lance Bass-style coming out cover of People in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...and the fugly older brother explodes while the youngest snorts coke off of some chick's stomach.
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There's the door, spaceman.
he looks like he is habing a siezure and PS HIS BODY LOOKS WAY MORE FEMININE THAN BEYONCE's
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