Wednesday, June 3rd 2009

Live Free Or Die!

The Governor of New Hampshire signed a bill tonight making it legal for same-sex couples to handcuff themselves to each other. Just like everyone else! New Hampshire is now the 6th state in the country that allows gays and gayelles to get married!!! And on Anderson Cooper's birthday nonetheless! I just thought I'd add that since every time a state legalizes gay marriage, I automatically think of Mah Boo whisking me off to that state to make an honest homo out of me. We'll have a Lolita-themed wedding in New Hampshire. Those heart-shaped sunglasses will look extra precious on him.

And now my eyes are on you, New York. Once you snap your fingers and make it happen, the most beautiful wedding the world has ever seen can finally take place. I've already got my flower girl outfit ready. It's made out of flannel, Bugle Boy khakis, faux red fern leaves and ginger weave hair.

Source: The New York Times

Posted by: Michael K


YOU GO NH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LIVED IN NH UNTIL 1997

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Ha! I hail from southern NH. To answer the questions

yes, it was passed into law. Yes, there are still some homophobes. Most population came from Cananda, as well as we are the "Canadian Florida" so all our signs kiss their tourist asses. Yes, medical mary jane is up also to be signed into law perhaps this session. Looks like it may be a go. No, most signs aren't shot up. Yes, you can carry a gun, as long as it isn't concealed. No, we have no income tax. Although once folks retire in their mansions, they want an income tax, not a property tax. Go figure. We used to be pretty conservative, but now most call us Massachusetts lite.
Not that this topic is hot anymore, but my internet was down for a week.

Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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yay! i lived in NH for 3 years and still hold a torch for that place... and btw, when i lived there, i worked for a company that had the mountain (apparel, etc.) as a client--of 3 wolves, 1 moon fame!! i was thisclose to greatness!!

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I still find it hard to believe that Iowa (which passed gay marriage into law) is MORE progressive and liberal thinking that California.

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that's awesome!

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yay new hampshire...i'm not a fan of marriage in general, but consenting adults who want to married should be able to do so if they want to...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

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stoliddog, I second that motion @ Cali, once NY legalizes gay marriage I will know that I'm in the fuckin' WRONG place and find a gayelle to marry my ass so I can be miserable with her for the rest of our gayelle lives in one of the dirtiest most over-crowded city this side of the western hemisphere.

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:28pm.
I'm sure all the caterers and wedding planner people are celebrating in NH also.

And divorce lawyers, whose client base just doubled.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:46pm.

Sometimes it's good to get things off your chest rant on!

I'm sure all the caterers and wedding planner people are celebrating in NH also.

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Mr. Mercury,

Sorry about your partner. Sometimes it's hard to ignore the douche bags.

~*Everybody's Doing the Gosselin!*~

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Take care, Mr.Mercury. Nighty nite y'all!

*reaching for the drank*

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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:41pm.

lmao@ Nyquil and the 'possum-do'!

the purple drank is sounding mighty good! yes, that ol' possum would look awesome balancing on your uni-horn. ahahaa!

Wouldn't it just? I'm nursing a huge glass of Tullamore Dew and wondering if my cyclops could get laid if he had the Cuntadoo. Hysteria, you rock!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:32pm.
You regular dlisters are like a giant shot of Nyquil...making me feel all warm and cozy. Don't make me cry or I'll have to put the possum-do on y'all!!
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lmao@ Nyquil and the 'possum-do'!

the purple drank is sounding mighty good! yes, that ol' possum would look awesome balancing on your uni-horn. ahahaa!

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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:25pm.

awww, thanks you berry much! you're a sweetheart. another good slut would've done the same if i hadn't!

Thank the powers that be for righteous sluts! You regular dlisters are like a giant shot of Nyquil...making me feel all warm and cozy. Don't make me cry or I'll have to put the possum-do on y'all!!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:17pm.
you know what would make you feel better?
You need the gosselin!, that eye of yours would really pop!
*looking around for the Photoshop sluts*

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:17pm.
you called Mr. Cheese out the other day over Prom Queen...you're my hero this week!
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awww, thanks you berry much! you're a sweetheart. another good slut would've done the same if i hadn't!

time is the gentle healer

cheers!

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Aw, Mr. Mercury - I'm sorry you had to go through all that. Like I always say, at least you had each other, which is the secret to life, right there...peace and blessings to you... and don't mind Provolone, he doesn't like to think too much before he types...

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:01pm.

*returning from getting cocktail*
Thank you so much...I try every day to move forward. You all helped so much, laughter is a real blessing.
Hysteria: you called Mr. Cheese out the other day over Prom Queen...you're my hero this week! Hysteria for Hot Slut of the Month!! Hey why can't MK's cadre qualify for HS? I'm sure there are many candidates here, right?

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:45pm.

I'm so sorry to hear that. And I agree with everything you had to say.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:01pm.
He was my life and I'll be damned if I let some anonymous person shit all over my life.
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good for you in standing up for your values.

even some of my very dear gay friends take more shit than they should ever have to. it's like they don't want to make trouble. i get angry at the shit-givers who are really just bullies who only feel good when they put someone else down

dlist is a great place. laughter is healing

i heart you Mr.Mercury!

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:01pm.
You stay strong, and I'm Glad any of us could help a little bit.
I think you said it right, many of my gay friends know more about commiment than a lot of this asholes trying to put a gender to love together.
we'll get there. I'm sure of it
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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I hope you and your partner find your way back to each other somehow, in some other life. Love like that doesn't die even if the body carrying it does.

Thank all you Dlisters...this site helped me keep my spirits up when things were at their worst. I don't post all that often, but I look forward every day to your snark. I'm just having a bad day, and wishing James had lived so we could have gotten married. He was my life and I'll be damned if I let some anonymous person shit all over my life. We were together many, many years...much longer than most of our straight friends. I love Dlisted and all you guys I don't know.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:45pm.

my sincere condolences on your loss.

i share your feelings about Mr.Cheese. i think MK should can his ass

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:45pm.

I sometimes thinks he posts stuff--in many areas--just to get a rise or reaction. Sorry about your loss.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:45pm.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:45pm.
I'm sorry for your loss.
and I think NH has to be HSOTD tomorrow!

Thank you...sorry for the rant but sometimes, you just can't stop yourself.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:45pm.
I'm sorry for your loss.
and I think NH has to be HSOTD tomorrow!

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

@Provolone: What is your fucking problem? You're always on this site posting homophobic shit. Usually I just read it and go on, but for some reason tonight I can't take any more of it. If you have a problem with gays, move along to another blog. You think gays don't deserve equal, respectful treatment? That we can't love and be loved in return? I held my partner as he died from cancer eighteen months ago and felt his heart stop as he passed. The bleakest moment of my life. You fucking hide behind your computer and spew your garbage on a daily basis, if it's not this news that NH has accepted gay marriage, it's your rant and ugly remarks about the Hollywood boy who was queen of the prom. I'm sometime happy that my partner left this world so he wouldn't have to continue to put up with people like you...and in his memory I call you out for your shit. I have this creepy idea that you're masturbating the entire time you spend on this site. Male or female or whatever you are, STFU.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Ford_Prefect's picture

Yay NH! How long til NY lets MK handcuff himself to Mah Boo?

The whole Cali thing just boggles me. Like they want to become the Western post of Mississippi.

~*Everybody's Doing the Gosselin!*~

Newportjoey's picture

Somehow MK will be Bridezilla, not "His Boo". The second Gloria VanDerBilt get her hands on MK he's a castrated homo.....

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

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Congrats, NH, on being more enlightened than California! Six down, 44 more to go!

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ok Provy, now we just have to change the laws

Hookers, I'm going home now! Play nice!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

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@snowpiece...deal

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mike's picture

Congrats to the residents of NH!

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provy: oh come on dude! we have to share Manhattan! that's not fair!!!!!
besides, I will supply the delivery team.

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:34pm.

hahaa. we're splitting up hoods? you've been watching too much RH of Jersey!

*gives snowpiece a very LIBERAL patdown* meh, she's clean. you got the jerzee i got l.i. AND manhatten...i know peeples n. of albany *ashes cigar* so ill also have to insist that i control I-87 up to montreal....

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:34pm.

Marriage, drinking, and gunplay: like peas inna pod.

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MK did you get that Carvel cake for your boo?

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

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"I automatically think of Mah Boo whisking me off to that state to make an honest homo out of me."

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Oh, MK. Your Boo is a heart breaker. He'll leave you in tears.

Although, the memories.... it might be worth it. *swoon*

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Re: The French Bienvenue on the N.H. sign; it's been there always. Lots of Canadians in them parts, eh. It also appears in Maine. My family wandered downward from Canada to New England so I know these things, me.

I used to love going to the beach in New Hamstah.

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LMAO @ Sheeps
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

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Ahhaha Sheeps... yeah, you definitely have to go for the combo license. If I hear gunfire in the distance this weekend, I'll know you guys just said your vows.

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Provy: IIIIIIIII am opening the medical mary jane co.! that's MY life plan! LOL OK, I'll run the Jersey branch and you run the LI branch
But I do like the name

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

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Wow! Bring up herb and Provolone shows his joy and happiness side.

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:28pm.

I know! My BF and I are off to NH for some tax-free booze and a combined marriage/hunting license.