Wednesday, June 3rd 2009

Gay Fish To Gay Wolf


When the unofficial version of The Lord of CAPS' "Paranoid" leaked last week, his tittays got all sweaty, because he was upset that the world was not seeing the real version of his masterpiece. Well, here it is now. Just the way God (Kanye) intended!

It's actually the same except for some floating words and Kanye West as a werewolf who is thirsty for tenheads. Speaking of, RiRi tries to bring out the raw emotion in this and comes out dry. Just the other night I was telling my friend that I would kick my own crotch bone to see Alien Princess RiRi in a one-woman remake of Purple Rain as The Kid, Morris and Apollonia. After watching her try to act in this, I am 100% sure that Purple Rain should be her next project! RiRi has the shitty acting skills needed to recreate the magic!

VIA Kanye's Blog

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I only heard Kanye sing on SNL, & I regret I did...can't bear to look at this

Wow, that was a big steaming pile of shit.

Does anyone else think Rihanna looks a lot like Andy Keaton from family ties, overly tanned and in drag? Or is it just me?

freshfacestripper's picture

that was boring.

misslainey's picture

I could only watch for about 30 seconds, so I don't have any comments except Kanye truly is mental.

Ri looks like a cracked out female version of Jack Nicholson in "The Shining", and I don't mean that in a good way. Redrum, anyone?

Juniperjump's picture

So she doesn't even sing?

TheBreakdown's picture

OK, so we already have to endure Beyonce's raggedy ass acting, and NOW we have the added torture of seeing her stunt double too?

Me thinks Keira Knightley had a little talk with Rihoho.

If she can grab a role or two from Natalie Portman, there is hope for anyone!

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MadameLollipop's picture

Hmmm... am I the only one who actively dislikes Kanye West's music?!

paris herpes's picture

I don't even bother because this shit is gonna be cheezy AND crappy. It's like a summary of pop culture since the late 80s. How horrendous this cycle has become! Truly!

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Bda's picture

I'd be paranoid if I were her too after Chris Brown smashed her ten head into the dashboard. LOL! And that video was very cheesy and crappy. Poor Kanye really thinks he is an ARTIST!

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Sassy's picture

reminds me of Hammer Horror. wonder if that is what he was going for?

boomsy's picture

Yeah, that was pretty craptastic...

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So. It took me ALL day to want to watch this. And then, as I click on "Play" I kinda feel like I have cold feet, like I wanna turn back...and THEN I heard a gayfish and got bombarded with caps and I really couldn't take any more. I'm sure it's just fine. I'll try again tomorrow when I've gathered my strength...

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Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Sorry, but I love the video and song...I've been brainwashed by the CAPS!!!

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:55pm.

You can post all day as long as yer monitor is turned away from the door or wherever people can walk up on ya. I've been casually working on an equation for years about the offsetting increase and decrease in productivity due to the Net.

MzSassy's picture

That video was so incredibly STOOOOOOPID it somehow made everyone from the Special Olympics look like miniature Stephen Hawking clones. Don't ask, just trust. I'm in a goofy mood!

"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:43pm.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:19pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:14pm.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:09pm.

They are showcasing your gozzie avie on an octocunt forum...just sayin.

You're famous! Now y'all just sit back and watch the monies role in.
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Woot woot! Then I can stay on dlisted all day without pretending that I'm working. That shit gets in the way!

Sugaroo's picture

Sandbitch, you made that vid? OMG, I can't stop laughing! But you didn't add The Sisto?! Spaghetti Kat with a Goss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dj Tenn.'s picture

Thanks MK. Its only June and already I have heard the WORST single of the year.
If this shitass mess gets the million dollar illuminati push and Im forced to hear it all summer long 18 times a day Im going to go ahead now and push a No.2 pencil in both ears and get it over with
FUCKING ROTTEN GARBAGE and if this tune was anybody else but these 2 we wouldnt even be tortured with it. Im convinced Gay Fish himself "leaked" this so he could blah blah to stir up interest around it
and the video brings up the sucketh factor even more, your're right MK, RiRi is almost as vapid and wooden as the entire cast of "Purple Rain" and I had to laff about lycanthropy ,& werewolves wow, ripping off "Thriller" how original.

Please God , I beg you , dont let us be tortured with this mess coming out of every car window all summer long...

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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:19pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:14pm.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:09pm.

They are showcasing your gozzie avie on an octocunt forum...just sayin.

You're famous! Now y'all just sit back and watch the monies role in.

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:19pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:14pm.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:09pm.

They are showcasing your gozzie avie on an octocunt forum...just sayin.

http://www.nadyasuleman.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1186&page=2
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AHAHAHA! That is so cool! My avie is famous! *looks up Kim Kardashian's publicist* Thanks, Sandbitch. Y'all did some awesome work on all of our avie's & that video was HILARIOUS!!!!

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OMG! They quoted me on that link! ME! They quoted ME!

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TITS's picture

@sandbitch

they reposted some of the gossie avatars too!

how funny!

we're like famous 'n shit.

*cops 'tude*

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cathylulu's picture

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that video was terrible...just liked the leaked version which i couldn't watch all the way through. and i won't be watching this one...i actually like that song and i don't want those images to pop in my head when i listen to it. just gross. nothing against rihanna...but this kind of makes me question those leaked pics, cause her boobs don't look as big here. rant over

Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:14pm.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:09pm.

They are showcasing your gozzie avie on an octocunt forum...just sayin.

http://www.nadyasuleman.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1186&page=2
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AHAHAHA! That is so cool! My avie is famous! *looks up Kim Kardashian's publicist* Thanks, Sandbitch. Y'all did some awesome work on all of our avie's & that video was HILARIOUS!!!!

Clarisse's picture

Freebird,
*says in tiny tremulous voice*
Yes please.

Sandy!
I think I have a crush on that Valkyre!!

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Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:15pm.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:09pm.

They are showcasing your gozzie avie (and momus and DG!) on an octocunt forum...just sayin.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That is so hot!

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Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:09pm.

They are showcasing your gozzie avie (and momus and DG!) on an octocunt forum...just sayin.

http://www.nadyasuleman.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1186&page=2

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:02pm.

Freebird,
In my defense, that is the first and last West "song" that I have ever heard! THat helps right!?!? Right! RIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!
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I know how easy it is to think you can just hear one song socially and stop there, but before you know it you've downloaded an entire album and you're typing in ALL CAPS drunk on Kanye's greatness. It's a slippery slope. Do you want me to sponsor you?

Cadet Cougar's picture

I'm sorry MK but did you call Purple Rain shitty?

I DON'T EVEN THINK SO. Step off.

LALALALOVE's picture

LMFAO @ StewieGriffin!! You fucking kill me!

Any who, was that her attempt at "acting"!??? This chick has the potential to be worse than that Beyonce chick!! And she's fucking bad!!! Bitch should stick to striptease on stage (shit, she's not even good at that)!! WTF is this bitch famous for again?
DAMNNNNNNNN

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:59pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:58pm.

Ha! Some of our gozzie avatars and octocunty comments are getting a few snorts/hits on an octocunt website/forum.

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Wot? Where?

Here, Here!! Scroll down a bit for the dlisted link, then they've reprinted some of our comments (but not who posted them)

"Gossip girls stirring up the cat fight"
http://nadyasuleman.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1186

Clarisse's picture

Freebird,
In my defense, that is the first and last West "song" that I have ever heard! THat helps right!?!? Right! RIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!

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Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:58pm.

Ha! Some of our gozzie avatars and octocunty comments are getting a few snorts/hits on an octocunt website/forum.

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Wot? Where?

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Sandbitch's picture

Ha! Some of our gozzie avatars and octocunty comments are getting a few snorts/hits on an octocunt website/forum.

"Gossip girls stirring up the cat fight"
http://nadyasuleman.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1186

StewieGriffin's picture

THAT WAS SOME MICHAEL JACKSON THRILLER BENJAMIN BUTTONS SH#T

Oh and it sucked wolf ass too

I only saw most of this one because I couldn't stand any more, but I liked the other one better between the two. Perhaps the Literal Version would amuse me.

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:49pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:46pm.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:45pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:54pm.

Freebird, your avvie is just a heaping bow of wrong. AHAHAHAHAHA! GossKat!
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Look who's talking Sistopossum! :0)

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Doesn't he look like shit? BWAH!
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He looks like he's just humoring us.

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This is what he is saying: *Eddie Murphy voice before he got teh ghey* You bitches jus' fucking' with me, righ?

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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:48pm.

hee hee hee. In parts of town anyway.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:46pm.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:45pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:54pm.

Freebird, your avvie is just a heaping bow of wrong. AHAHAHAHAHA! GossKat!
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Look who's talking Sistopossum! :0)

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Doesn't he look like shit? BWAH!
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He looks like he's just humoring us.

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:06pm.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:54pm.

It seemed to start about 14 years ago, now that I think about it.
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That's so my rainbows would have a home. Then I got out here and saw that everyone had rainbows on their car bumpers. Weird.

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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:45pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:54pm.

Freebird, your avvie is just a heaping bow of wrong. AHAHAHAHAHA! GossKat!
****
Look who's talking Sistopossum! :0)

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Doesn't he look like shit? BWAH!

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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:54pm.

Freebird, your avvie is just a heaping bow of wrong. AHAHAHAHAHA! GossKat!
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Look who's talking Sistopossum! :0)

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

What a fucking crock of shit. It's basically her mugging at the camera and looking whorish.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:25pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:11pm.

Okay, TITS! I caved!
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

that got a jaw drop from me. never thought you'd come over to the dork side!
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Don't get used to it, lady!

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JoJo's picture

Jumpin' Jesus H. Christ in a side car. I can't decide which is worse...his 'singing' or her 'acting.'

TITS's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:11pm.

Okay, TITS! I caved!
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

that got a jaw drop from me. never thought you'd come over to the dork side!

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http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...

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