Wednesday, June 3rd 2009

Gay Fish To Gay Wolf


When the unofficial version of The Lord of CAPS' "Paranoid" leaked last week, his tittays got all sweaty, because he was upset that the world was not seeing the real version of his masterpiece. Well, here it is now. Just the way God (Kanye) intended!

It's actually the same except for some floating words and Kanye West as a werewolf who is thirsty for tenheads. Speaking of, RiRi tries to bring out the raw emotion in this and comes out dry. Just the other night I was telling my friend that I would kick my own crotch bone to see Alien Princess RiRi in a one-woman remake of Purple Rain as The Kid, Morris and Apollonia. After watching her try to act in this, I am 100% sure that Purple Rain should be her next project! RiRi has the shitty acting skills needed to recreate the magic!

VIA Kanye's Blog

Posted by: Michael K


Sugaroo's picture

Okay, TITS! I caved!

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rotten_egg's picture

It's so Shitneyrrific to the point of having the same robot voice effects!. I see the same caca.

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moosh's picture

this shit all looks and sounds the same to me

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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Submitted by emceebee on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:01pm.

Um Kanye?
Quentin Tarantino and Frank Miller would like to have a word with you....
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no shit eh? you caught that too? well.. how could you not if you'd seen sin city.

i'm trying to let him be great, but he's just not delivering.

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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:58pm.
King Minus was A SLIP!

I wasn't sure but it's great (like Kanye). Midol is great, too.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:54pm.

http://tinyurl.com/pk822j

:)

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Miramami's picture

Mira, Kanye I get it. You're different- different as in ripping off 80's synth beats and 40's horror movies.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:54pm.

It seemed to start about 14 years ago, now that I think about it.

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Submitted by emceebee on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 7:01pm.

what about robert Rodriguez

SilverBunny86's picture

I'm not sure what is going on but I think they stole onto the set from Nightmare Before Chirstmas took some clips from Ed Wood and made this music video. I think He's somekinda gay wearwolf who thinks he's going to be making love to Michael Jackson and gets confused and lost on the way.

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emceebee's picture

Um Kanye?
Quentin Tarantino and Frank Miller would like to have a word with you....

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zomay's picture

freebird,

King Minus was A SLIP!

Heeeeeeeeheeeeee.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:51pm.
Hello, my name is Clarry, and I did not mind this song.

What's the first step to fixing this????????
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:54pm.
KANYE IS MAGIC. KANYE IS THE ETHER WE BREATHE. HE IS KING MIDOL. LET US WORSHIP.
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LOL! I liked King Minus, your hinus.

bensucks's picture

Thanks Kanye for wasting 3 minutes of my precious time. These two are "GREAT" together since both cannot sing live for shit!

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Sugaroo's picture

Freebird, your avvie is just a heaping bow of wrong. AHAHAHAHAHA! GossKat!

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zomay's picture

KANYE IS MAGIC. KANYE IS THE ETHER WE BREATHE. HE IS KING MIDOL. LET US WORSHIP.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:48pm.

Did you get drizzle and thunder today? Ma dog was freakin out.
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Yep. No rain, but THUNDER *crash* LIGHTENING *flash*. Very cool. I've been out here 14 years and I've noticed that it thunders/lightenings (whatever) more in these past few years than I heard in the first 10 all together.

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Hello, my name is Clarry, and I did not mind this song.

What's the first step to fixing this????????

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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:48pm.

Did you get drizzle and thunder today? Ma dog was freakin out.

cuntygolightly's picture

the song isn't bad

also did you see this ? http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=234103_-1__0_~0_-1_6_2009_...

he's ripping off one of the vuitton designers...and posting it on his blog

what a moron

TITS's picture

Is unlistenable a word?

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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:43pm.
The floating words are great because you wouldn't want to miss any of the finely crafted lyrics.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:44pm.
I've seen farm animals with more charisma than Rihanna. Why is Kanye so obsessed with her? She's marginal at best and lame at her worst.
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Cuz it's like looking in a mirror?

Sugaroo's picture

I actually kind of like the song.

*creeping away quietly*

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islandgirl's picture

Please tell me that this isn't going to be the last post of the day. They can BOTH go fuck themselves sideways.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

TOPANGA's picture

Umm what the effing crap was that?..I just wasted three minutes of my life watching Rihanna make pouty faces and looking like she's trying to pass a number two for no apparent reason..why Kanye, just why?! This is not great.
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ugh, Rhianna? so they sang through a computer? i am guessing, because I will not listen.

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Provolone's picture

lol kanye is a great (f)Artist

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Lavadama's picture

I've seen farm animals with more charisma than Rihanna. Why is Kanye so obsessed with her? She's marginal at best and lame at her worst.

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The floating words are great because you wouldn't want to miss any of the finely crafted lyrics.

Sugaroo's picture

Does Kanye know how great he is? Really?

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cuntygolightly's picture

kanye is the type of guy katy perry talks about in her song - you're so gay and you don't even like boys

this type of talent will be designing for louis vuitton? it's sad, isn't it?