Thursday, June 4th 2009

Mah Boo's Star-Studded Birthday Celebration!!


The Silver Fox turned 42 yesterday (he doesn't look a day over precious, right?) and he was thrown a mega surprise party while on air! Suze Orman and Kathy Griffin came to knock the dicks out of his mouth while at work and present him with a very expensive-looking cake. It wasn't as impressive as my Andypuss cake from Carvel, but it's a close second. Suze and Kathy sang to Mah Boo and tried to get kinky by strangling him with balloon strings. He's used to it. Mah Boo just giggled through the whole thing like someone was tickling his chesticles through their TV screen. Why are you all looking at me?

I couldn't attend, because of a really annoying thing called "security guards with taser guns." I was planning to hop onto the set in a fluffy bunny costume. You know, because that's what foxes eat. OW!

A little later, Mah Boo, Suze and Kathy attended the Gracie Awards. A little later after that, I'm sure Mah Boo made a wish and blew a skin candle or two. HAPPEH BIRFDAYS!

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Wait...Suze AND Kathy???

If we weren't 100% sure before, we know now! With friends like that, we definitely know what side you're playing for...don't mind me, MK, I'm just jealous he'd go for you over me :(

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I love how the other anchor goes in a serious tone "You can't discuss that on the air" when Kathy asks what are their clubbing plans that night lol

boo she's an ultimate buzzkill who cares about her job

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I woke up this morning to Anderboo on Regis and Kelly (I sleep with the tv on, I don't actually watch that show). Of course, I thought of you MK!

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Although he's not my type, I can see why you like him MK. He's a MahBoo of style, poise and dignity.

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He looks sweeter than the cake. That hot fox

sugarbear248's picture

I found a great site _______M e e t R i c h . C O M_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy

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AWWWWWWW!!!!
I saw this last night! He was all giggly and blushing.
My fellow fangirls and myself launched a full on Birthday assault at Twitter, oh i know boooooo fat looser twatter person, anytweet, the Live Blog for his show was rabid with Birthday wishes as well.

HAPPEH BOODAY ANDERBOO!!!
WE LOVES YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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LMAO @ Andypuss cake from Carvel..

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"I was planning to hop onto the set in a fluffy bunny costume. You know, because that's what foxes eat. OW!"

Ahhhhhhaahahahaha. Love starting my day with some laughs.

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The jury is still out whether it was hanging or natural causes for David Carradine.

http://www.tmz.com/

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:16am.
Apparently the David Carradine thing is true, but he appears to have died from natural causes:
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damn, for a second there I was thinking you were talking about David Caruso......
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cute! on 2:10 he looks totally in pain though

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Apparently the David Carradine thing is true, but he appears to have died from natural causes:

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/entertainment&id=6847033

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Anderson Cooper is so fucking hot! And, I don't even like older men. He's got boyish charm.

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I still say Kathy is a lesbian.

Edit: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:08am.
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*saying a prayer* Thank gawd it was THAT championship...I thought I was going to see another award-winning pic of Nit.

And that sucks re David C. - I've never been on the receiving end of a better drunken, obscene rant.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:51am.
*stroking my manbeard* Why thank you C Word and Jo.
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What's that you're stroking?

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Submitted by naylinpalin on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:04am.
Last update, they were doing questions from people that wrote in. Anderson just happened to get the "How do I walk in heels?" one. He non-nonchalantly passed it off to Kelly haha!

hahahahaha

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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:56am.

(and I thought you got your flummox waxed...oh wait)
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I'm letting it grow out for the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Norway.

Anderson has a nice head of hair. I love me some salt and pepper hairs.

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Last update, they were doing questions from people that wrote in. Anderson just happened to get the "How do I walk in heels?" one. He non-nonchalantly passed it off to Kelly haha!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:51am.
MK, I'm sure you coulda charmed your way past security. Or at least blinded them with your pasty white nalgas while you tried to get in.
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Personally, I thought the chair disguise would've worked.

(and I thought you got your flummox waxed...oh wait)

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:30am.
Suze O had a Gosselin before they were hip.
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Sheeps, I think you need another fix of Coffee. Those haircuts are nothing alike.
Suze keeps hers a respectable lesbian length, while Kate is clearly confused.

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Anybody notice the one balloon they gave him was a TINKERBELL balloon? gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

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fucking Provy ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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baawahahahahhahahahahhahahaah @ "Mah Boo just giggled through the whole thing like someone was tickling his chesticles through their TV screen. Why are you all looking at me?"

i can't stop laughing

David Carradine supposedly was found dead (suicide) in Thailand.

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How totally unfair! It should have been YOU MK, faux strangling Mah Boo with ballon ribbons.

Could they have picked out two more LAMER people for a Mah Boo song and cakey dance?

~*Everybody's Doing the Possum!*~

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Submitted by naylinpalin on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:51am.

Follow-up, Kelly just winked and said Anderson was tweeting Denise Richards and he sassed back 'oh that ain't gonna happen'. MK how could you be missing this!
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Ahahah! I love him on Reg&K. He is sassay! Thanks for the updates.

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I just noticed that Anderson and me have the VERY SAME chair at work!
Vitra Eames Soft Pad Group EA 205 or EA 208.
The most comfy one the world!

I hope he had a fabulous partaaay!!! :D

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Did she say she didn't go to his job and knock the dicks out of his mouth??? gigglegigglegiggle.

I get the adorableness thing, I just don't get the journalistic thing. He seems too star-obsessed to be truly objective.

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

HA, I love it, MK.

gia's picture

I guess he is kind of sexy in a quiet kind of way...It looks like now Kathy has completely ruined her face.

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*stroking my manbeard* Why thank you C Word and Jo.

MK, I'm sure you coulda charmed your way past security. Or at least blinded them with your pasty white nalgas while you tried to get in.

naylinpalin's picture

Follow-up, Kelly just winked and said Anderson was tweeting Denise Richards and he sassed back 'oh that ain't gonna happen'. MK how could you be missing this!

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Wow, I'm actually starting to think a deeply closeted, silver-spoon sucking TV anchor is attractive. He's one of those guys that isn't cute until they hit a certain age, and it's like he's peaking right now.

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He has credentials, but he bores me to tears. He seems like he'd be a real stick in the mud at parties-- like when he MCs the parades with Kathy Griffin. Booooring.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:35am.
Anderson is one suxay man!
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Takes one to know one Mr McGee, hahahahahaha

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naylinpalin's picture

He's interviewing Denise Richards on Regis and Kelly right now. It appears he follows It's Complicated just as passionately as Real Housewives. Fuckin loves his shit TV!

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wow, 1st weddings in new hampshire and now birthdays!! what a wonderful country this is for gays

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He is completely adorable...MK, I totally get it.

(@Dee: haha, yuz a handsome and suxay man too.)

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reinvention's picture

i will never get it. he's just so blah to me. sorry.

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Who made that cake, The Gosselin kids? what a horrific cake. How disappointing!

It would have been perfect with a Cookie O'Puss.

Why couldn't he have been serenaded by some good people at least. Kathy Griffin gives me nightmares.

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Anderson is one suxay man!

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he's so fucking cute, I just wanna pinch his cheeks.

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I would luv to give him a special BDay present!

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Suze O had a Gosselin before they were hip.

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Shit, I've got a lot of skin candles to blow this year. Sucks getting older.

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MK Boo serenaded by a fag hag and a lesbian.

Fitting.

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