Why Are The Heavens Still Crying?
Brangie's rep, Hermes, tells People that the story about them breaking up is "not true." Yesterday, The National Enquirer said the holy union was officially over, but that they would keep up appearances for the sake of humanity. They know that the world would not survive their split. Every Brangaloonie would break out of their insane asylum and stampede the streets causing the Earth to crash into the sun. Brangie is carrying the future of civilization on their shoulders and they know this.
A source (aka a Brangaloonie with telephone privileges) also shot down the Enquirer's story to UsWeekly, "They have their fights and moments, but generally things are good. They are happy -- and Brad loves being a father!"
So they say they are still ruling the world with their powerful love, but why is it still raining here? Is God's fax machine out of paper? Or maybe they really are over and he knows the truth. The tears from heaven don't lie. Wait. Or maybe they are still together and THAT IS WHY he's crying. Oh shit. That would be what they call a "twist and turn."
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It is strange that they deny this story of all the thousands of break up stories. Also, the sudden use of a representative/spokesperson is fishy as well. When Angelina is firmly launched as A list, she will dump him. There will be so much press around the coparenting and kids that they will continue to make oodles of money. But they can get rid of each other and the stress pretty easily I think. I did not expect it for a few more years.
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I wonder when the body language pseudo expert Brangeloonies are going to invade the thread pretending to know what they're talking about how into each other they are.
This is the phoniest, most childish "relationship" I've ever been unfortunate enough to witness. What are they? In high school? They remind me of the two kids who have to stand in front of your locker and swap spit in between classes.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
They really need to work on their acting skills in public.
The infamous "beret" hairstyle!
This is one hairdo Angie is sporting that can almost give the Gosselin a run for its money.
Never mind, I've had a few drinks and obviously have no idea WTF I'm saying.
They look so fake in that picture.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:03pm.
WHY does the fact that "Brad loves being a father" always come up when there are questions pertaining to his love life with Angelina?
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hmmm... Jon says he likes being a dad too, huh!...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Hate, resentment, disgust & loathing can make a person look really old and ugly.
Brad looks really old and ugly.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:11am.
one thing i've noticed about angie - she doesn't talk. someone must have given her some good advice, i imagine if she spoke more often she'd ruin her carefully crafted image.
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True, true, true. And I agree, Liz/Burton were real actors. It just seems before, there were so many more good actors. Either they were good or they were sent to school for it and become competent. These days, it seems anyone with the right plastic surgeon can be famous. And competent or slightly less than competent is the norm. But maybe I'm getting old. This sounds something an old person would say! Who cares, though... I love old folk.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:58pm.
Do you think he ever accidentally calls her Rachel during sex?
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How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site "Richcupids.com" you know the site is a a celebrity dating club.
Do you think he ever accidentally calls her Rachel during sex?
WHY does the fact that "Brad loves being a father" always come up when there are questions pertaining to his love life with Angelina? Someone please answer me this. We know he loves being a dad - so many men do - but that is irrelevant information when discussing the fact that they are having problems.
"Generally things are good"? Yeah, like when Brad is just with his kids and Jolie is no where to be found!!
Since when do either of them have a spokesbitch? He fired Cindy's ass the moment he hooked up with Jolie. Jolie has always handled her own PR (for the most part). So why all of a sudden do they have people speaking on their behalf? I'd believe the Enquirer before I'd believe a celebrity manager or PR rep. News flash: PR shitheads were saying that Brad's marriage to Jen was intact - 4 mos later they announced the split. It's apparent that the denial is to protect the kids. Where there's smoke there's fire --- Jolie and Pitt are wasting their time trying to smother the flames! IMO.
US Weekly is so full of shit.
As if Brad Pitt has to be chained to her ass to be a father.
I don't care if they are together or not. I just don't want to see them splashed everywhere I look once I leave my house.
And I am a Angie fan.
Sheeit!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:34am.
i hearded somewhere that official break-up announcement coming next week....i'm just repeating what i heard. i don't know if its the troof.
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TeriAnn on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:13am.
Love this couple. Happy Birthday Angelina!
- You are OFF TOPIC!!!!
the birthday thread is below.
On Topic:
This is just in case a loon or twosie show up and claim that this is some kind of proof, THESE TWO CANNOT, I REPEAT CANNOT TAKE ANY KIND ACTION TOWARD ANY PUBLICATION REGARDING THE STATE OF THEIR FAKE RELATIONSHIP, THAT WOULD REQUIRE THEM TO ACTUALLY TELL THE DAMN TRUTH!
SO SAVE THE "THEY DON'T NEED TO DO SHIT" FUCKERY, THEY CAN'T! SO HA!
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i hearded somewhere that official break-up announcement coming next week....i'm just repeating what i heard. i don't know if its the troof.
I remember Vadge's rep telling the world everything was fine as well...Counting down to divore 3, 2, 1
To Salem 13 --
Ugh. So "rep" is a broad, sweeping, general term, like she's an "actress," for lack of a better term. Duly noted.
To TITS --
OH NO! By NO MEANS can that chick hold a candle to Liz, even if she was MADE of beeswax!! I meant the drama OFF-screen ONLY! Good girl, bad girl, and an "Aw shucks, ma'am" rube...
LAST DAY FOR THE SEX TOY SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get the toy that went to the Oscars, and that Angie is using right now!
Haha! It was the only thing she took home on Oscar night, as Brad was prolly drunk and making out with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@ KidL
I think that was their saracastic and cocky response. PFFT them..and good point!
Pitt looks like he is in pain in that photo. Oh, wait. . .
As far as his bullshit that they would not marry until gays and lesbians could, did anyone seriously believe that? Note to Brad: You were married prior to hooking up with current flame. Remember her? I think her name was Jennifer. . . Oh, and in case it slipped your brain-which is possible given how much reefer you are rumored to inhale-your lady love has been married and divorced twice.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:18am.
heehee!
BRAD HATES ANGIE!!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
The fact that they issued a statement refuting this says it all. If they were really so in lurve then why would they have to reassure the world?
Gee, Terri Ann, did you send your idol a big card that you made yourself telling her that she was the most amazing person to ever set foot on earth? I hope you remembered to mail it because I am sure the news yesterday made you unable to do anything!
So fucking what? They are denying the story, like that is a surprise. The two of them depend on their idiot followers to keep them in the bucks and a split couple makes for one messy and costly road on which to travel alone!
They are split, they will just never admit it to it until one or the other is caught red handed with another person and even then, they will have their spin doctors work a lie out of that.
I am soooooooo fucking tired of the two of these idiots. They can't act. They are hypocrites. They have both lost their looks in a big way the few years and the children b.s is just absurd.
Typical crap. How long did Madonna deny her split from Guy Ritchie? How long did Brad deny the affair with Jolie? Hollywood sucks, the Jolie-Pitts suck, and if they are sooooo fucking happy, why not marry? Don't those kids deserve to have a legit family uni?
Suckers, they don't marry because they HATE each other, not because they love one another enough but want to wait until ALL people can marry. Such a binch of horseshit. Progressive Brad is banking on California NOT making it legal for gays to marry so he doesn't have to marry that bitch!
He hates her. Run Brad, runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
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I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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HI Terri Ann.
aren't you devastated that Brad has left Angie to go back to Jen?
or did you hear the rumor that he and jon have become lovers and are going to share the 8 kids?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Love this couple. Happy Birthday Angelina!
Brad looks either done with the relationship of in need of 100% All Bran cereal.
Submitted by Mrs. F. on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:01am.
both liz and dick could act. and had real charisma, not the manufactured kind. i get the comparision as far as the plots go, but hell bells it ends there!
one thing i've noticed about angie - she doesn't talk. someone must have given her some good advice, i imagine if she spoke more often she'd ruin her carefully crafted image.
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Submitted by KPS on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 10:50am.
Some loonie on other site said they don't have publicist but they do have a "representative". Which makes no sense because don't they pretty much do some of the samethings, like defened their clients? Correct me if I'm wrong.
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:10am.
I call bullshit on the split story. If or when these two split, it will be breaking news on CNN, not just the National Enquirer.
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that's a sad comment about cnn. accurate, but sad.
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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:12am.
Your gossie awaits on the pics link in sig
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Submitted by KPS on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 10:53am.
And if anyone is somewhat familiar w/ the Taylor/Fischer/Reynolds triangle of yesteryear, then tell me is she or is she not channeling Liz Taylor in that pic...Although it looks like her wig is on sideways...
Yes yes yes there is a "Golden Age of Hollywood Glamour" vibe about Angie in that pic... and can we talk about Brad's *help me* expression?
Submitted by hissykitty on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:57am.
There is no way in hell Brangelina will split up any time soon she has worked & whored too hard to build them into "THE" Hollywood power couple.
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This is exactly how feel. That being said when your this big and on top, theres only down, and that downfall is going to be EPIC. Atleast I hope.
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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.- Daria
And if anyone is somewhat familiar w/ the Taylor/Fischer/Reynolds triangle of yesteryear, then tell me is she or is she not channeling Liz Taylor in that pic...Although it looks like her wig is on sideways...
I thought she doesn't have "reps," and supposedly talked Pitt into firing his longtime one. So who is this person? A "close friend?" An "insider?" Or merely "a source?"
And when pregnancy rumors come up, it's usually "we don't comment on our clients' personal lives." Now they're giving a STATE OF THE UNION address (no pun intended).
She looks like she is ready for the key party.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:35am.
I didn't know Kanye was a Loon who posted on JJ!
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I only have one lung left, after spewing the other one earlier. Now it's on the rug, dusty with lint and dawg hair and old candy. Please don't make me spew the other..
Snowy, I are at werk so I'll have to save it for home times. Thanks!
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I find it strange that Angie Ho's rep felt the need to comment on this. Usually, the Holy Couple just stages a family outing or a 'private date' that produces several hand-on-ass or kissy-face photos whenever they want to put a rest to rumors. Whenever there are official responses to rumors, it makes me wonder...
I actually think I believe this story more now than I did before.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 10:23am.
More like "How FUCKING STUPID does a person have to be"...I mean, anyone who has spent more than two minutes around a baby knows that they aren't exactly the most relaxing thing around. They're fucking terrifying.
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That word put the image of a goblin in my room trying to eat my brains. Would I rather have a goblin going after my head, or a screaming baby for a year, then a toddler, etc etc...
Goblin!
hahaha, sensi, I agree.
Babies? TERRIFYING!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 10:12am.
How selfish does a person need to be to try to use a baby to 'make things better'? Fucking dumbshits.
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More like "How FUCKING STUPID does a person have to be"...I mean, anyone who has spent more than two minutes around a baby knows that they aren't exactly the most relaxing thing around. They're fucking terrifying.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 10:18am.
a baby will make a GOOD marriage better....
let's all give birth to poo babies today.
happy turdsday.
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I wish people would stop using children to try to fix their own problems. Fucking bullshit.
OMG I looked again! that thing goes in you while his peen is in you too? In the front and back!?!??!
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a baby will make a GOOD marriage better....
let's all give birth to poo babies today.
happy turdsday.
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Fucka doodle-do.
How selfish does a person need to be to try to use a baby to 'make things better'? Fucking dumbshits.