Why Are The Heavens Still Crying?
Brangie's rep, Hermes, tells People that the story about them breaking up is "not true." Yesterday, The National Enquirer said the holy union was officially over, but that they would keep up appearances for the sake of humanity. They know that the world would not survive their split. Every Brangaloonie would break out of their insane asylum and stampede the streets causing the Earth to crash into the sun. Brangie is carrying the future of civilization on their shoulders and they know this.
A source (aka a Brangaloonie with telephone privileges) also shot down the Enquirer's story to UsWeekly, "They have their fights and moments, but generally things are good. They are happy -- and Brad loves being a father!"
So they say they are still ruling the world with their powerful love, but why is it still raining here? Is God's fax machine out of paper? Or maybe they really are over and he knows the truth. The tears from heaven don't lie. Wait. Or maybe they are still together and THAT IS WHY he's crying. Oh shit. That would be what they call a "twist and turn."
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 10:05am.
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:58am.
I wouldn't want that shit either...Brad seems like he has a total baby carrot dick.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 10:06am.
I smell a marriage-patch baby in the horizon for these 2 attention putas.
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AHAHA! And in the midts of all you crackheads talking about sex toys and bungholes, Stocky comes in with a comment that is totally on topic. Loves it! LOLZ
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He's crying bc/ he trapped. He would look like a jerk for leaving w/ her w/ all those kids.
I smell a marriage-patch baby in the horizon for these 2 attention putas.
I don't care who is LIE-telling about this holy union of our time, I'm just glad that it's finally nice and sunny here in Chi-town. woo,hoo!! :)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Appartently she just beat out Oprah on the Forbes list. Ya, I know. Someone who runs around in a Blanche DuBois knock off.
There is no way in hell Brangelina will split up any time soon
she has worked & whored too hard to build them into "THE" Hollywood power couple
Everything she does is to stick it up her dad & show him how much better she is than him
oh & pretty much everyone else on the planet!
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Getting coffee at Starbucks is like going to Prison for sex
You'll get it,
But it's gonna be rough!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:51am.
snowpiece: Could be. That one still has the fold marks.
We have this gorgeous Italian friend who wears those pashminas all the time, with great flair. One day I complimented her on the color of one of them and she told me she buys the $5 street pashminas. The colors always look cheap to me; too bright and gaudy, but she said you have to look at them one at a time, outside of the plastic, and to wash them by hand at home. Then they get soft and look more $$.
Who knew?
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I have some fakes, but I have 3 real ones that I treat like precious kittens. Nothing but nothing beats the real thing. They feel so good and are so warm.
Hekki OMG LMAO I was noticing that too!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
@ LCT
* the password..is 'hole'*
Now that word is going to crop up often today. don't forget boinkhole (my favorite around people who don't swear)
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:51am.
Uh Huh, what you said.
She's the one who will be taken out by the media, not The Brad, then when she hits bottom, um, more bottom, James Haven gets the foreign kids and all will be right.
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I think you're totally right. It's Brad Pitt for corn's sake. He's been around and the object of so many people's affections for many, MANY years. Also, Legends of the Fall. Need I say more.
Angelina's only really been a staple of the media since she practically butt-fucked Billy Bob on the red carpet in her tshirt then shacked up with Brad.
Once they break up, her Hollywood days are numbered. Lord knows people would probably much rather deal with him than her.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:54am.
Submitted by Sugaroo: "Ahem! The Sisto wears those."
He DOES?! No. That can't be.
I'm'a have to straighten him out...
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I saw a pic of him wearing one. He was coming out of a restaurant, so it wasn't for a role.
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Submitted by Sugaroo: "Ahem! The Sisto wears those."
He DOES?! No. That can't be.
I'm'a have to straighten him out...
Lol. Umm, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you all are as bad as the loonies -- foaming at the mouth about these two people who have six children breaking up. Your comments are as crazy and farfetched as the loons and only mildly more entertaining. The Angelina hate posts are not your best work, gang.
Hole is such a funny word. Ass hole. B-hole. Fanny hole. Hole hole hole.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:44am
Uh Huh, what you said.
She's the one who will be taken out by the media, not The Brad, then when she hits bottom, um, more bottom, James Haven gets the foreign kids and all will be right.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
They are nothing but white trash with money. Die already.
She thought that her Divine Crotch Emissions (D.C.E.) would reign forever in the House that Crotchelina built. Truth be told, those emissions lose their holy power after awhile and she knows what she did, the scheming skankho. The bitch. I think Brad is having second thoughts about her Divine Crocthlessness and though he would never abandon those children, Skankelina the Holy Deity of Jiffy Loobs thinks that her slithering skankhood will hold onto him forever.
What enquiring minds REALLY want to know is why Angelina wanted vag lips transplanted to her face. Is that so when guys kiss her they still get the full effect minus the rotten clam smell?
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Just Jared of course hasn't even TOUCHED this topic, I went over there a few minutes ago to see if there was a shitstorm but the loons are ignoring this totally. Jared won't post this until PEOPLE confirms because he doesn't feel like breaking the internet.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Angelina (in Dracula voice): "Ah-ah-ah-ahhhhhhh. Zis iss Bradley. I am ze keeper of hiss ssssssssoulllll. You vant a piece? I vill BITE OFF YOUR FACE and use it as an anti-aging masssk, den kidnap your entire family and sssssuck them dry of their ssssssouls! Ah-ah-ah-ahhhhhhh!"
Brad: "Don't touch don't touch don't touch don't touch for the love of God someone please intervene I don't want to die eternal damnation is scawwy don't touch don't touch don't touch."
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:38am.
Sensimina: Right? The only way Mr. Hekki will wear a scarf is if it's freezing cold outside. And then it's an old-fashioned plaid scarf with fringe at the ends. But it has to be very cold out.
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I was watching So You Think You Can Dance & one of the male choreographers was wearing a scarf, something I would wear, it was nice, but I never really cared if he was gay or not, I didnt even think of it until I saw that scarf...I asked my husband if he would ever wear a scarf & he said, ummm...no... like you said unless it was a practical one & it was wicked cold outside & even then maybe not.
Brad & Jolie are trying to look like old time movie stars with these get ups & failing miserably. They dont have the class & elegance to pull it off, instead it looks all costume like. He always tries to go for that look & he looks like an ass & he ages himself even more. He should lighten his hair again & be more modern & updated.
Maybe Angie and K8 can become besties
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:44am.
I REALLY hope these 2 don't try to adopt and/or conceive some kids to fix their relationship...
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Didn't they already do that, like, six times?
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:44am.
I REALLY hope these 2 don't try to adopt and/or conceive some kids to fix their relationship...
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4 of their kids are bandaid babies. Why not another 6 or 7?
yup. JJ loonies reacting to her being number one on the forbes list.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Ahem.
Angelina Jolie is a homewrecker and fully deserves to have Brad bail on her selfish ass and leave her with the kids. Thankfully, he seems to still have enough decency not to abandon his children because he actually LOVES them, rather than collects them. Angelina has a sad, pathetic void in her life (likely her daddy issues) that she fills with things irresponsibly.
If this ruins her career/family/soul, it's only a slice of what she deserves after ruining not one but two unions (that we know of).
I REALLY hope these 2 don't try to adopt and/or conceive some kids to fix their relationship...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
"...They are happy -- and Brad loves being a father!"
Who said anything about The Brad not being a happy father?
Why is his name the only one mentioned?
This statement from Loon HQ is very vague. They are happy because THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE.
This is all her fault and this is the beginning, name outing has already started and when the word "they" is used instead of both names, something is amiss...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
CTH: Is that from the brangeloonie site? wow...lmao
thanks for posting that...i needed a good laugh
Haha Hekki, my creepy ass teacher from 6th grade would wear the DEEEPEST v-neck sweaters with no shirt underneath...like fucking plunging necklines that would showcase the sides of his party hat tits and his grey chest hair....*shudder*....he was also one of those teachers that would try to hug you and then hold the hug for WAY too long.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:38am.
I also make the "GAY" assumption if a man is wearing one of those deep V-neck tight T-shirts. IMO, no straight man would wear one.
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Ahem! The Sisto wears those. *Ninja stance*
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Sensimina: Right? The only way Mr. Hekki will wear a scarf is if it's freezing cold outside. And then it's an old-fashioned plaid scarf with fringe at the ends. But it has to be very cold out.
I also make the "GAY" assumption if a man is wearing one of those deep V-neck tight T-shirts. IMO, no straight man would wear one. Even my trendy, dandy-ish, straight BIL won't wear one of those.
In other news, St. Angie bumps Oprah off the top spot in Forbes' celebrity fame list:
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/06/03/forbes.celebrity.list/index.ht...
Woman ain't done yet till the fat lady sings.
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Bottom-feeder.
http://celebritydeathbeeper.com/4125321.html
this said they believe natural causes
Jen Hens kills me!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:34am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:32am.
His expression is always one of smelling something pungent.
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Probably Angie's slowly decaying corpse.
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My God, she sucked the hot right out of that boy, didn't she? He so should have stayed with Jen. Angelina Jolie could suck the life right out of a marble statue.
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god old JJ
MOST AMAZING THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT ANGELINA DID NOTHING MORE THAN BE HERSELF AND LIVE HER LIFE…..She’s not even TRYING to make all these “LISTS”!!
…she was voted the MOST BEAUTIFUL BY VANITY FAIR…etc.
…Now she’s MOST POWERFUL? WOW!!
YOU KNOW WHAT?…..IF OPRAH WAS SMART, SHE WOULD USE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO CALL ANGIE, CONGRADULATE HER, AND THEN ASK HER TO BE ON A ONE HOUR SHOW!!
…ANGIE IS TOO GOOD FOR OPRAH’S SICOPHANTIC SHOW, BUT I’D LOVE TO SEE A WHOLE HOUR OF ANGIE LIVE…..also, the jenhags would FLIP THEIR LID and swear that Oprah was a traitor!!…but no, she would be an ‘intelligent business’ woman to have the guts to ask Angie to do an hour on her show…..after trying to ignore her for the last 3years! hehehe! I’d love to see the look on jenhags face!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Hekki do you think he picks them up in a few colors from the $5 guys everytime he visits the city? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:32am.
His expression is always one of smelling something pungent.
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Probably Angie's slowly decaying corpse.
Hekki, I know, the men wearing scarves thing has to stop. If I see that IRL I just automatically assume the dude is gay.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Would someone please tell me why Brad Pitt looks cheesy in EVERY pic? Is his middle name "Velveeta"? His expression is always one of smelling something pungent.
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That was the most canned bs response ever. BOO! Where are the angeloonies?
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Someone should tell Brad that pashminas are for WOMEN.
I have to wonder sometimes. Brad has a little bit of a passion for "dressing up". Those hats and vests and sunglasses. I'm just saying...
"Things are generally good" translates into: as long as they stay away from each other except for red carpet appearances then things are tolerable..."Brad loves being a father" translates into: he is completely trapped & cannot leave because of all the damn kids.
Like I said in a previous post, I hope if they do break up it is for dramatic & devasting reasons...examples: her drug use or eating disorder is revealed, he was discovered cheating on her with some barely legal waitress or something like that...
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:22am.
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Hahaha....Brad, Billy-bob, we hate em all.
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We all bring something to the table.
So Brad loves being a dad. Woo hoo! Let's burn his name on the surface of the moon! Get real, he could divorce AngieLoon and still be a father to his child army.
~*Everybody's Doing the Possum!*~
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:20am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:18am.
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Hahaha...now don't go trying to confuse anyone jazzy. ;)
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Who me?? blink-blink.
Hey, C. Do you know if Brad is still in hot water over his mash potato comments about Canadians?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:18am.
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Hahaha...now don't go trying to confuse anyone jazzy. ;)
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We all bring something to the table.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:03am.
GO SCREAM AT THE OCEAN YOU JELLIS HATERS GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
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CTH, I think your account has been hijacked.