Why Are The Heavens Still Crying?
Brangie's rep, Hermes, tells People that the story about them breaking up is "not true." Yesterday, The National Enquirer said the holy union was officially over, but that they would keep up appearances for the sake of humanity. They know that the world would not survive their split. Every Brangaloonie would break out of their insane asylum and stampede the streets causing the Earth to crash into the sun. Brangie is carrying the future of civilization on their shoulders and they know this.
A source (aka a Brangaloonie with telephone privileges) also shot down the Enquirer's story to UsWeekly, "They have their fights and moments, but generally things are good. They are happy -- and Brad loves being a father!"
So they say they are still ruling the world with their powerful love, but why is it still raining here? Is God's fax machine out of paper? Or maybe they really are over and he knows the truth. The tears from heaven don't lie. Wait. Or maybe they are still together and THAT IS WHY he's crying. Oh shit. That would be what they call a "twist and turn."
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Damn! I guess this means Angie still won't agree to do a Friends reunion?
Since we all know that a breakup is just a matter of when, and since the Enquirer DOES get good scoops a lot of times, let's just assume that this story is accurate for the sake of argument. That being assumed, do you think they would delay the breakup announcement even further since they got called out on it? To invalidate the Enquirer scoop? I mean, I can't imagine a breakup being so convoluted, but we're dealing with two of the biggest attention whores on the planet here.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
he looks constipated....
darn.... I was hoping Ann Curry could finally get with Brad...
Is someone volunteering to "Kate" all avatars? I'd love to see my Paul get Kateafied if someone would be so kind. :)
Submitted by Provolone: "he has that "I could be out banging Hawaiian Tropic models but instead 3rd world children urinate on me" look"
I can't breathe, that made me laugh so hard.
so tired of these two. i hope they self combust!
offtopic im feeling so left out wit out a gosselin. im so photoshop illiterate bah lol
*cries*
*Retrieves invitation to Jenhens Anonymous from trash*
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Submitted by missy:" they are both irresponsible idiots for amassing this huge family in such a short time. too much too soon."
Totally. I still can't believe someone let them adopt all those kids. I wouldn't let that succubus adopt a goldfish, let alone a human being!
Leaving the house with that "do" on her dome is an abuse on society's eyes. They look like they are on their way to a taping of "The Lawrence Welk Show".
I call bullshit on the split story. If or when these two split, it will be breaking news on CNN, not just the National Enquirer. Keep hope alive people - maybe one day but not yet.
Thanks, Missy! The Girls wanted to be more relevant.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:06am.
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Hey miss! :)
@IG: is that Wonky's foot?
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last night on "Im A Douchebag, Get Me Outta here" , Spencer compared himself and Heidi to Brangelina and I was laughing my ass off but they really are all just a bunch of attention whoring fuckers.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:00am.
He looks constipated.
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But, to be honest..He looks like he's working on pushing a good one out.
BTW, your avi is completely and utterly vile. LMAO, Of course, I love it!
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he has that "I could be out banging Hawaiian Tropic models but instead 3rd world children urinate on me" look
i know people say jolie has a hypnotic vagina but i read in a freud book about love about the 'save a ho' guy. i think brad is this guy, he takes pleasure in knowing he saved jolie from her self destructive whorish ways, that he tamed the slut.....or maybe her vagina really is a windex colored beverage enjoyed by the african american community.
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Brad is making that face because Angie's cold, veiney hand is up his ass.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:03am.
LOL!!! you clever leetle beesch!
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"but generally things are good." Hmmm, key word, generally. What does that mean? Maybe not so good, maybe NE is on to something.
I wish they would spend even half the amount of time with their kids as they do feeding shit to the tabloids.
Morons.
I hope they pay their nannies well because they are the only stability those kids have ever known.
they are both irresponsible idiots for amassing this huge family in such a short time. too much too soon.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:01am.
you gave freddie the do! LMFAO!
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Fucka doodle-do.
May not be true but you know the old saying: where there’s a pulsating headvein, there’s fire.
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GO SCREAM AT THE OCEAN YOU JELLIS HATERS GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
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Fucka doodle-do.
He has the best hair-pieces in the business!
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I have never seen someone go from so hot to so not like Brad did. What a crying shame. He looks like beef jerky.
Luckily, last night while I was picking up my Boones Farm and Ring Dings, (celebrating that $20 scratch off win), the Star magazine cover said Brad called Jen three times the other night. So it could still be true, right?
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drama, the beaver-dyke-do is the PERFECT accessory to your beautiful bosom! haha!
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I predict that in the next few days you will see then in public with the kids again with PDA. It will be interesting to see if the Bradster spends Angie's birthday with her today.
Angie looks like an 60-something divorcee stepping off a Carnival cruise line. Shit, both of these twatsacks look straight up elderly.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I am just shocked.
*yawn*
Of course, he and Jen were denying trouble in paradise, too, while he was out procreating with Angie Jo.
Dick and Liz 2.0
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Bottom-feeder.
He looks constipated.
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Could Brad's smile be more pained?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Brad Pitt isn't the least bit attractive anymore, and I usually have a thing for older men.
This is a COMPLETE surprise.