Thursday, June 4th 2009

No Masks!

Jacko and two of his children, Paris Michael and Prince Michael I, walked into a recording studio in Los Angeles (this sounds like the start of a joke) yesterday without their masks on (PUNCHLINE)! Before you ask yourself "Why is this happening? What does this mean? Is this real life?", I should tell you that it was all just an accident. They came out of the studio a couple of hours later with their masks securely on their faces. The masquerade party can go on! Unfortunately, my favorite Jacko child, Blanket, was not around. And he's only my favorite, because his name is Blanket. Blanket should consider changing his nickname to Snuggie since blankets are so out!

Did I toke too much this morning or does Prince Michael I have Jacko's original face? Sort of? Kind of? Maybe? It must be a Twilight Zone moment for Jacko every time he looks at his son and sees his first face. Scratch that. Jacko's whole life is a Twilight Zone moment.

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If you think those kids are biologically Michael's you are out of your fucking mind, it's going way beyond smoking a little too much buddha. If he has one chromosome in common with ANY of them I will let Sacha put his balls in MY face!

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I do think more children probably would have come forward, but I think their parents were paid off under the table.
Who sleeps in a bed full of children? I know he's very stunted, but still...something ain't right.

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i know. people like jacksons kids and other racially mixed people should be identified as just that: mixed or multiracial. i think its very racist to call children like michaels or mixed children in general black. its just racist.

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If these kids are really his, why haven't we seen other yellow kids in the Jackson family?

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I just had to respond to this. Michael's nephews had a group called 3T. I believe these are Tito's children. But either way they are YELLOW if you want to call it that. Very light and clearly biracial.

People are so retarded. Mixed people come in all different shades and eye colors. That's why they are called mixed.

My whole family is like that. My mother was extra and my father was medium light and I came out his complexion and my sons are as white as my mother was and their father is blacker than black. My mother's father was half Native American and African American and he was dark and lovely. His wife, my grandmother, was Irish/Scottish and African American and had red hair and dark brown eyes. All four out of five of her children looked like Casper's cousin and only one was brown skinned.

I have 4 second cousins whose mother is very dark skinned (her mother is my first cousin so we share the same maternal ancestry mind you). Her mother is Irish and Native American and African American thanks to her mother (my aunt who was very light). Lisa is as black as the night (and gorgeous: sigh!). Her oldest child is all that her mother is plus half Russian from her father. She is extra white with brown eyes. The second sister has a different father who was French and she came out whiter than Raven with blue eyes and light brown hair. And then Lisa had two more kids by another guy (she's not a whore, first husband divorced, second died, third died in combat) who was African-American and White Puerto-Rican. He was light. Her only son, Christian, came out a carmel complexion and her youngest daughter, Jordan is light skinned with ASH BLONDE hair and green/hazel eyes.

Hell even Lisa's sister is like that. Tiffany has bright Red hair, green eyes, freckles. Her father was way lighter than my aunt but had serious african features.

Here are the links to their pictures:
http://www.myspace.com/officialravenmyspacepage (Raven and that picture was taken in the summer when she was tanned. She is way lighter than that!)
http://www.myspace.com/welcome2maspace (Jordan)

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=... (Christian)

http://www.myspace.com/tiffanygshepherd (Tiffany, Lisa's sister, and her daughter whose father is straight out of Nigeria so you can't get any blacker than that!)

We are all blood related and look completey different than one another due to our mixed race makeup.

Obviously some of the white people commenting dont really know any black families because if you did, you would realize how varied the hues and colors are in most black American families (which are almost all mixed with white, Native American and God knows what else). There is an incredibly wide range of complexions (eye colors and hair textures) in most of our extended families. What you see in one household does not even begin to tell the story.

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I am reading this thread and some of you are just downright stupid.

His kids can be any color of the rainbow and still be his. There is no formula to what hue your child will be.

I have to constantly explain and even defend my lineage when people refuse to believe that I can be anything other than black ebcause of the color of my skin.

I have met people with very dark skin and blue eyes. And I have seen Asian people with green. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter, they're all human.

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These are not his biological kids, as any geneticist will tell you. Obviously a sperm-donor of Michael's choosing was involved.

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Zlisted, Vanessa Williams has bright blue eyes, and so does her brother. Both of her parents are half black, half white.. and both parents have BROWN eyes.

So how did both kids get those pale blue eyes? Nature is awesome. Almost anything can happen, and Jacko's kids are proof of that. Google Eartha kitt and look for pics of her blonde daughter, who looks pure danish or something... Life is funny.

I'm glad that most of us here seem open minded and reasonable.. but enough of that, back to the bitchery!

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>>Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:51pm.
... Who knows how those childrens (sic) lives are, they seem healthy and well adjusted, they seem to like being around him. In many interviews at his home reporters say that he is a great dad and that his kids adore him. So until the kids write a tell all about him being some monster I will choose to not believe the media.
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That's what blows me away. Sans masks, they look downright NORMAL. Paris isn't wearing Louboutins or a midriff, and they both look like they could use a visit to the hairdresser's, which is preferable in my mind considering their age.

And then they come out wearing crazy-ass carnival masks! It's so perplexing.

Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 10:33pm.
No, he doesn't look like Michael. Michael Jackson used to be a little black boy, remember?

And little Paris, whoever she is, is not his child. Michael has brown eyes, well at least he USED to. Even if Debbie has blue eyes, the law of genetics says brown eyes trump blue ones every time.

Michael having been born of two black parents has only genes for brown eyes.

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Um. No. I'm sorry to inform you, but plenty of black people have eyes that are not brown, including members of the Jackson family and in fact, Joe Jackson for a start. Go back to biology class.

jsdc i'm with you as well. and if i had the money i would move the hell out of this race obsessed country once and for all.
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Only in America are we so obsessed with race that we are nit picking these children's facial characteristics to judge whether they're white or black or whatever. Go to Brazil or Egypt or the Indian subcontinent or South Africa where you've had mingling of races for centuries, if not millenia, and the simple facial characteristics you judge to be white or those of other races breaks down. First of all, most African Americans are racially mixed, having genotypes from West Africa mixed in with those that are native American and west European. MJ's father clearly has some visible West European racial traits, and while these may have been recessive in MJ, in combination with his wife's very blond northern European genes, you can definitely get children with those facial characteristics. Incidentally, both children are beautiful.

By the way, why don't some of you retards take a look at Rashida Jones, Quincy Jones' daughter by a white Jewish woman (Peggy Lipton). That girl looks like very Western European, and yet she is the genetic offspring of both her parents. Quincy, like MJ's father, has lighter skin and light eyes. Peggy Lipton is very, very fair skinned. Rashida looks "whiter" than most white people. She's also incredibly beautiful.

CuddlyCarla i'm on your side. i never believed michael did what he was accused of and these kids are his. i also Googled pictures of joe jackson and he has red hair smooth skin and light eyes.laytoya jackson is also light and was light skinned even before she messed up her face; and janet to me has always looked like a black bi-racial child; like halle berry or barak obama.

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I'd also like to point out that Michael didn't make himself white, which is pretty obvious knowledge but there are still a lot of doubters. I am very familiar with Vitiligo as one of my aunt's has it. It's genetic, LaToya Jackson has it too. I collected undoctored photos dating back to the late 70s of Jacko on my blog, PopSpiracy. Just google it and you'll find them. It's an unfortunate disorder and Michael must wear gallons of makeup to even it out from what he looks like without it (see photos). That's an awful lot of work and it's possible he might have started to try skin bleach at that point because the nature of it was so pervasive, but I don't know. If those rumors of him having some sort of skin cancer are true, that would make sense as the skin of such patients no longer has pigmentation to protect against UV rays. Hence the umbrella's Jacko uses on a sunny day. Believe it or not, there's a purpose behind some of his madness. People can knock the guy all they want, but they need to lay off the skin thing. And while they are at it, take note that his two accusers both kept changing their stories and both had parents with criminal histories of suing people for false claims in their past. The guy is eccentric, but that doesn't equate to criminal. Geniuses aren't like everyone else anyway, and there's no doubt Jacko was a prodigy since childhood.

I don't know if they are his children or not biologically, but I will say that Michael's father had red hair and green eyes if you look at photos of him as a young man. So there are traces of other nationalities in Michael's family. The Jacksons are part of their lives, and the reports from anyone who has ever met them have been incredibly positive. Thus, I am witholding judgement and assume that what's normal for one family clearly isn't for another, and that's the beauty of democracy.

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No, he doesn't look like Michael. Michael Jackson used to be a little black boy, remember?

And little Paris, whoever she is, is not his child. Michael has brown eyes, well at least he USED to. Even if Debbie has blue eyes, the law of genetics says brown eyes trump blue ones every time.

Michael having been born of two black parents has only genes for brown eyes.

Here's an old pic of MJ as a kid - http://midnightcafe.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/mjscan.jpg

I don't see any resemblance between him and his son. They both have soft faces with a bit of baby fat, but so do many kids.

If these kids are really his, why haven't we seen other yellow kids in the Jackson family?

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Do the kids know their dad's black? I'm wondering also how much interaction they have with the rest of the Jacksons.

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It's like an episode of Maury Povich. Folks talking about the boy has Michael's old nose or ears. Maybe the sperm donor just so happened to have had a nose similar to Michael's old nose. It could happen. Michael's old nose wasn't unique. That little boy don't look nothing like Michael. Past or present. They don't look like Debbie either. But from what I've seen of her that's a good thing.

I'm sorry but it is just too much of a coincidence that a man who can't stand "African American features" would biologically have two caucasian looking kids. With the same coloring and features he has been so desperately trying to get. Nope. Them kids ain't biologically his.

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I was getting ready to say ain't now way those chilluns is his--no way in hell. Now, I know genes skip around. My family is African American, and my daughter was born with red hair and BLONDE eyelashes. My cousin had blonde hair, but you could still see the black features. I'ma say like my folks from down South say, 'Them chi'rens is Pure-D white!'

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These kids have the same mother..and the girl looks just like Debbie Rowe. Neither of these kids have black in them. I'm sorry, but the only thing you're seeing that reminds you of the OLD Micheal is the characteristics of a young pre-teen boy..that's it. Put this kid up against several other stars when they were kids (Eddie Van Halen, Tommy LEE) and OMG, I see a resemblance in them too...maybe everyone is that kid's father!!!! NOT...He paid to have these kids made for him...end of story. I can't wait until they start talking and tell the world what a creeped out childhood they had...I'll buy that book!

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sweet jebus, I can't fathom having that crazy mofo as a parent

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Not sure about the girl but that boy is his..OMG especially the eyes.. That's his boy...

Michael would want to have a child.. I can't see him not wanting to have his own... Maybe not sexing a chick but definitely having a kid

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I don't think he's a child-toucher either. And, you know - I do like the colour on those kids as mixed, actually - just not mixed with him.

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Ok, so who's the real father of those kids? Neither of them have an once of the Jackson gene in them, and I don't mean the color of their skin, I mean they have none of the Jackson family's facial characteristics. It looks like he paid a white couple to hand over their kids.

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Okay, I blew the picture up and I stand corrected the little boy DOES look exactly like MJ when he was younger. I guess some angles had his nose looking too "white" but there's a shot of him where you can actually see the original Jackson family nose. It is not as wide as Michael's once was, but it his wide in it looks nice on his face kind of way.

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Those kids are very good-looking. I can't speculate on whether or not they are Mj's bio kids, but Paris has a mean side-eye game!

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Great points. I tend to agree. I was never convinced Jacko was a child toucher. Yeah, he has some creepy issues but I think it would have been proven without a shadow of a doubt if he was a pedo on top of being batshit crazy.

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Those kids are mixed, they have a very odd coloring to them, and they are not "pure white" as if there were such a thing. The boy looks like Michael, or one of Michael's old faces, and the girl is the same exact color as her brother, so I'd say that they're all related.

I don't think Michael bought or grew his own kids to molest, I've never believed he was a child toucher because he seemed to have devoted ALL of his hatred towards himself, which is why he's butchered his face.

The guy is really fucked up, but so is Lindsay Lohan and a billion other celebs, the problem is that he was targeted by several people who wanted a huge payday, and he was too weird to defend himself, people figured if he could deform himself, he was capable of anything, which is sad.

If they had found even ONE person, ONE credible witness to say he'd done something wrong, then I'd believe it, but out of the hundreds of THOUSANDS of children Jacko's met, not ONE of them has come forth to say that he's a pervert? Not ONE who wasn't suing for millions? That makes no sense... Pedophiles aren't known for their restraint, the average pedophile molests 100 children in their lifetime... think about that.. so Jacko should have molested several thousand children, and we can't find ONE to tell their story without suing/settling for millions of dollars?

The guy got a raw deal. If I really cared I'd feel sorry for him.

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Sweetie, my only problem is the fact that I'm trapped in a gosh darn basement!

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thats your problem.

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Submitted by just a floozy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:29pm.

Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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Hey! I resent that!

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he doesn't have to have sex with them in order to have children or haven't you heard?

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Texrocks on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:44pm.

So it's possible for Blacks to look White.
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Whatever he went through must have been really extreme.. and clearly, the whole family was affected by racial pressure. They all went to the same butcher plastic surgeon in attempts to get "caucasian" features. And let's be real, Janet looks a lot lighter, too...I saw so many befores and afters in an article about the Jackson family's surgical procedures. It's crazy. I don't write off MJ as fast as some do because he's been through so much shit that I think it is a possibility that maybe he didn't molest those kids - obviously unseemly things were taking place that should never have happened, but opportunism might have come into play there. That being said, I definitely wouldn't call him innocent, who knows what actually happened.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:14pm.

I don't want to disagree with mah angel but I have def seen my niece blush! hahahahah it's so cute.
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Submitted by gucci on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:13pm.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:11pm.

He probably also wanted to make sure they weren't black because apparently he has a complex about that.
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I cry for poor Mikey over that. Can you imagine being a little kid in the entertainment industry during the seventies??? And a teenager as all that racial shit was SUPPOSED to be worked out but still, you know, they're over there looking for the blondest, most buff redneck all the time to fill the spot of super amazing pop star! They all got issues - Janet's a straight fucking bitch sometimes about that stuff she's so scarred.

And their parents coming from before that time, reinforcing the fact that black people will always be viewed as less, will always have to work harder and never be more than whites...

Poor Mikey - with a LOT of desire for power, apparently - growing up knowing that, no matter what he did he would never be white...

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I don't want to disagree with mah angel but I have def seen my niece blush! hahahahah it's so cute.

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@angel_i:

it happens. i have a cousin in jamaica who's biracial and he completely took after his white father; stright hair, blue eyes pale skin and everything. it happens.

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Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:27pm.
Those kids aren't biologically his. No way. And it's not because those kids are light skinned. LOTS of biracial kids are light. Michael Jackson HATES everything about himself. That's why he has all that plastic surgery and lightened his skin. Skin disease my ass. He would not want to bring his own biological kids into the world because what if they end up with his old nose or dark skin color? Sorry, but I don't think Michael looks at black as being beautiful. The lighter the better for him. No way would he take a chance on possibly having dark skinned or even semi dark skinned kids. He chose the sperm of a caucasian donor. And had it implanted in a caucasian woman. That way he knew he would be guaranteed a light baby, with a "perfect" nose and features he admires. All the physical attributes he wishes he was born with
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If a genetic anomaly occurred, and MJ's children came out with totally white skin but were his bio-kids, I could see maybe "Prince Michael" being his real son. If you are really searching for a resemblance between MJ and the kids, there are some there. But the girl looks nothing at all like MJ. I think he wanted some kids as playthings and preferred them not to be his own. He probably also wanted to make sure they weren't black because apparently he has a complex about that.

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Submitted by gucci on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:07pm.

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michael was dark but he wasn't burnt black!
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Fersure - but he's SO chocolatey. And his hair...that's all ALL those kids got? A little wave? not one freakish blonde afro among them...?

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:51pm.
I cannot believe in this day and age people are still debating how it is possible for a mixed marriage to produce children that look either entirely one race or another.

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Exactly. My black ass is carrying the spawn of a blonde haired Northern Italian. I have NO idea what these two babies are going to look like and I could not even begin to speculate. Seriously people, there's no such thing as how mixed raced children should look. You never know how that shit's going to turn out.

And I tend to agree with MK on the boy . . . he does resemble the original Michael. The girl is another issue.

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The labels "High Yellow", "Mulatto", even "Octaroon" do not apply here. Them churren is White. mmm hmmm

I would've thought he'd at least *try* to mix the family looks with Caucasian, considering that the kids would look closer to what his family spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in plastic surgery to look like. Which would be the equivalent of ummmmm his cousin, the one MJ posed with for some pic a few years ago (where the cousin was in his underwear or some shit)... but no: 100% White.

Tragic.

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LOL! You know what my first real hint is? Blushing. The boy has redness in his cheeks. Even the whitest bi-racial child is unlikely to blush.

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michael was dark but he wasn't burnt black!

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