Thursday, June 4th 2009
Morning Wood
Eminem embraced getting a face full of Bruno's sweet butt cakes - I'm Not Obsessed
The most inappropriate wedding songs - Urlesque
Is LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian's shit TV movie about to come out on DVD or something? - Celebitchy
Patrick Swayze's The Beast has been caged - Popeater
The most exciting thing about Kristen Stewart is her shaky leg syndrome - Socialite Life
Johnny Depp needs a lil' more Photoshop. DON'T SHANK ME!!! - The Frisky
Xtina gives us FACE! FACE! BEAUTY! FACE! - ICYDK
News you can fart to: Tila Tequila is not pregnant - Celebslam
Peaches Geldof is right - Holy Moly!
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I said M&M was a douche for making fun of people in his music, but not having a sense of humor about himself. I guess I have to take it back.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
Submitted by mutlee on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:28pm.
WTF is up with Eminem's face?
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I think it's cuz he has one of those faces that will always look like a boy's face...but then it's aging....and he put on a bunch of weight and took it off...mebbe he stretched out his skin...
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WTF is up with Eminem's face? It's not plastic surgery, he looks like a fucking dyke if you put the HSOTM's hair on him. Photoshop this motherfather and you will see.
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Kristen Stewart looks like she stinks and doesn't bath.
johnny looks damn good in this picture and he obviously gave a big fuck you to being photoshopped. GOOD FOR YOU JOHNNNY!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
What is Peaches Geldof's deal?? Except for a famous Dad, who the fuck is this little bitch?
Depp would look good at 100! *swoon*
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I luuuuuurve Johnny Depp, we is soul mates! Guinness on tap on a beautiful tropical island, swoon! Fear of terriers, droool. Man, Johnny will still be hot when he is 80! Damn you Vannessa!
Eminem probably looooooved having Sasha Baron Cohen's nalgas in his face, I mean, who wouldn't?
"Think with your dipstick Jimmy!"
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:02am.
Jilly, he would look hot if he did look rugged and old - he looks weird because he had something done to his face.
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I've noticed that too in recent pictures of him. I think it was an eyelift or a minor facelift (perhaps not the latter because you can see the lines in his forehead on the cover). His features were pretty perfect before, so I don't know why he'd want to fuck with them.
On the other hand, maybe it's just old(er) age, sun damage, and a bad camera angle mucking with his look.
Regardless, I'd still do him...
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
MM does look a little younger here than he has recently, but I think it's just the shot. I've never understood the Bruno fascination.
Kristen Stewart is just a shit actress, and no good at public speaking. I don't think she's overwhelmed, I think she either just doesn't give a shit or she's too stupid to form a coherent sentence that isn't already written out for her. <- My editor would shoot me if he knew I just wrote that.
I love Dlisted. It's my therapy.
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I think Em must have benjamin button's disease. doesn't he look younger? what happened?
NOONE is finer than Johnny Depp...NOONE!!!
How do I love Dlisted? Let me count the ways. And then you should read this really fantastic blog. It's all uplifting and shit; like a nice peen hole douche!
http://www.thesecretlifeofviv.blogspot.com
and the un-cheeto-ie music is here:
http://www.reverbnation.com/lovebomb
"Eat a bowl of fuck!" - John Belushi
For some reason I'm sick of both Eminem and Bruno now. I probably won't even watch the new Bruno movie either because of this stunt or even listen to Eminem's new album. See how this kinda bullshit has the opposite effect? MASSIVE FAIL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
The VF cover is somewhat strange looking, but the photos inside are awesome!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:07pm.
I can't help it, I have a weird fixation with makeup :)
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lol :0)
I think her makeup can be (kinda) excused on the count that she had just finished a photoshoot :0)
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:54am.
Who cares about Christina makeup? SHE'S HOLDING "BY NIGHT"!!!!!!! Much, much, much more important than her makeup!
I can't help it, I have a weird fixation with makeup :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Kristen has jonesin for a joint syndrome. I used to get that a lot when I was stuck somewhere answering a bunch of questions about stuff I didn't give a shit about.
I don't see what is wrong with Johnny looking real, with expression lines and all. He might be a little too tan, though.
Who cares about Christina makeup? SHE'S HOLDING "BY NIGHT"!!!!!!! Much, much, much more important than her makeup!
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Enimen - telling the truth now or damage control?? I still dunno.
Please, Johnny still looks finer, not to mention is more talented, than several of his peers ** cough, cough ** Tommy Girl, Bradley StuPitt ** cough, cough **
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
did anyone see that vidoewith My hearth will go onthe husband looks like the brides son
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Kristen Stewart is a role model for people with severe autism everywhere. Never give up on your dreams!
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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Ooooooh.... a lot of what Depp said really turned me off.
Look at me! I have an island! I hang out with broads!
Why does Depp look like someone took sandpaper to his face?
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
I'm sorry, but I just got a new pair of glasses, and they fogged up when I looked at Johnny's VF Cover. I suggest all those who don't see his Hawtness still coming through, renew your prescriptions or get glasses cause you need em!
"I'm not finished"
Edward Scissorhands
Seriously, would it Kill Marshall to smile?
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
johnny is the hotness no matter how close the camera gets. as for eminem, is he sick? he seems to shrinking.
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I have to go and do real life things..grrr Enjoy the Ida Mae Gelatine..better than jello and tasty too!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:30am.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:28am.
*puts on my fikes (thats what my son used to call nikes)*
ON yer MARK...get settttttttttt GOOOOOOOOOO
LOL Fikes!
*boards private jet to Johnny's island*
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is already there on the island lurking in the snake and giant bug infested bushes in Tobonga the Tree Monster disguise on*
I may be the devil for saying this, but it doesn't look like poor Patrick will be coming back for another season. : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Two more inappropriate wedding songs:
Golden Brown by the Stranglers - about heroin
The one I love by REM - one of the lyrics is "a simple plot to occupy my time" - not too complimentary.
"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:28am.
*puts on my fikes (thats what my son used to call nikes)*
ON yer MARK...get settttttttttt GOOOOOOOOOO
LOL Fikes!
*boards private jet to Johnny's island*
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
LMAO @ Raul
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL @ madams
Ain't he though? Even if he told me 'who the fuck are you and why are you stalking me you dumb bitch'..I would laugh..because..he's JOHNNNNNAYYYYY
Tila Tequila is not pregnant because reptiles lay eggs.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:26am.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:08am.
@ Jillypoo
I would do Johnny Depp at the Church Altar with the whole congregation and the Pope watching when they tell everyone to give the sign of peace.
Not if I get to him first!
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*puts on my fikes (thats what my son used to call nikes)*
ON yer MARK...get settttttttttt GOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:26am.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:08am.
@ Jillypoo
I would do Johnny Depp at the Church Altar with the whole congregation and the Pope watching when they tell everyone to give the sign of peace.
Not if I get to him first!
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*puts on my fikes (thats what my son used to call nikes)*
ON yer MARK...get settttttttttt GOOOOOOOOOO
Johnny is so damn funny, but I hate him with that tan... very Miami Vice. But if he kicks that French twit out, I'll go stay with him on his island.
Peaches Geldof looks like she would suck a mean dick drunk off her ass in a Denny's bathroom at 3 A.M.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:08am.
@ Jillypoo
I would do Johnny Depp at the Church Altar with the whole congregation and the Pope watching when they tell everyone to give the sign of peace.
Not if I get to him first!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:08am.
AMAZING.
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It was great.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:20am.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:17am.
As in bone him before cooking? or bone him as in a good thrusting?
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Can't I do both?
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HAHAHHA PLECO..
surrrrrrrrre..
The most inappropriate wedding songs ********* At an ex girlfriend's wedding they played " Highway to Hell" , I fuckin' laughed at the cunt.
Dammit Christina (or whoever did this to her)! It's a basic rule of makeup that when you want to do dramatic makeup, you focus on either the eyes OR the lips, NOT BOTH! I love dark eyes, and I love bright lips, but putting them together only ends up in a trannylicious mess. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:17am.
As in bone him before cooking? or bone him as in a good thrusting?
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Can't I do both?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:08am.
AMAZING.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:15am.
Am I wrong for wanting to bone Feminem?
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:15am.
Am I wrong for wanting to bone Feminem?
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As in bone him before cooking? or bone him as in a good thrusting?