St. Angie Is More Powerful Than Oprah
While I was going through old pictures of Angie Jo before she became a saint, I found this jewel from 1998. It made me miss the old Angie. Look at her just sitting there in her polyester-blend suit. The Angie of yesterday could easily have a Chico's kind of day and love every minute of it. The Angie of today doesn't ever have days like that anymore. Come on, Angie. Slip into a Chico's suit and give us a smile while posing in front of a palm tree. It cures all. Sigh. Now on to Angie and Oprah's cock fight for power....
After two years, Oprah's reign as the most powerful of all on Forbes' The Celebrity 100 list has come to an end. Oprah was pushed off her throne by Angelina Jolie. Even though Oprah made $275 million last year and Angie made $27 million, the latter managed to whore herself out more in the media. Forbes' list is based on media exposure and earnings.
Rounding out the top 10 is:
3. Vadge ($110 million)
4. Beyonce ($87 million)
5. Tiger Woods ($110 million)
6. Bruce Springsteen ($70 million)
7. Steven Spielberg ($150 million)
8. Jennifer Aniston ($25 million)
9. Brad Pitt ($28 million)
10. Spaghetti Cat (a couple of dried noodles)
St. Angie may rule the sun and the moon, but I still don't think that's enough for her to be considered more powerful than THE MIGHTY O. In a battle to the death between St. Angie's child army and Oprah's army of crazy menopausal audience members led by Gayle King, we know who would win. All Oprah has to do is throw one of her free "favorite things" on Angie and cackle as her followers devour the saintly one whole.
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Well she looks the same 13 plus freaking years later except for the hair. Good for her. Oprah can suck it with Gayelle er I mean Gayle..
It's about time someone with a lot less money get some sunshine.
i can't call AJ a humanitarian unless she built some hospitals, schools or even wells for all those poor people she is using to better her image.
at least oprah gave them a school. adopting isn't a humanitarian act, not in hollywood.
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Yeah, the editors at Forbes are some broke-ass fugs.
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Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
The editors are obviously placing an inflated value on being the object of their sexual fantasies
She looks like Mena Suvari.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:47pm.
Ah, Snowy, you so smart.
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Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:45pm.
Twosie, you're really great at debating:
You: AJ deserves praise!
Dlister: Why?
You: AJ brings nations together!
Dlister: Give an example
You: AJ is a humanitarian!
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kanderso: I think the numbers are really codes to understanding the meaning of Xenu. (TC is ranked number 20 so we wouldn't catch on)
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
EastEndGirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:43pm
Exactly.
Now she actually has something she has to live up to with this bullshit.
Ticket out from under it, A BREAK UP!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:45pm.
Think of the work Angelina has done with refugees and the millions of dollars she has contributed to the cause. Her humanitarian efforts should be praised.
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*head explodes*
snowpiece- why do you think Angie has lost so much weight? She sold her soul to the organization. They use her life essence to prolong their lives and to get rid of their wives' wrinkles.
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Think of the work Angelina has done with refugees and the millions of dollars she has contributed to the cause. Her humanitarian efforts should be praised.
That pic is from like 10 years old & she still looks old in it...She was more interesting back then, it was before she caught the holier than thou bug.
Of course, she didn't have plastic surgery. (wink*wink)
This list is a joke. Oprah, Spielberg and Tiger Woods should be right at the top on the list. Jolie as #1 is to get more people to pay attention to their list.
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:33pm.
wha'dya mean their measurements??
bust-waist-hip?
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LOL, yeah, I know, that is what I first thought, too, and I was like "MAN, LeBron has some big boobs!"
Good point Bradi.
She hasn't bought or spat out a kid this year.
Over saturation will be the death of her.
Good.
1 Angelina Jolie 27 3 5 3
2 Oprah Winfrey 275 4 8 2
49 Barack Obama 2 1 1 1
Here's the numbers. This math don't make no sense! Opes lost in press and web rank, but beat the shit out of AJ $$ wise and beat her in terms of tv exposure. If media and tv and web ranks are so important, why wasn't Obama, who was #1 in all three, get placed at number 1? He's got less of a money spread from Jolie than Jolie has from Opes...
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
I see you also capitalize on the loonies/hens drama... love-rants, hate-rants, no big difference as long as it brings more hits... anyway, don't really care, just sayin'
I really would like a legitimate explanation as to how this list is defined.
If they are counting blogs like Dlisted and JJ as a measure, then it really suggests these are the most gossiped about celebs.
And that ain't an accomplishment.
And please tell me what exactly she has done, I mean really done this past year.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:30pm.
You mean she's going to be assassinated?
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OMG no you di'nt, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The Fly : that's just creepy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
It's really : Pay in millions, Press Rank, Web Rank, TV Rank
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:31pm.
Can't believe the RHofNJ didn't make the list. They control waste management!
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Since it is the Forbes Celebrity 100, I don't think anyone in waste management would be on the list, unfortunately. Though, they would fit right in, I'm sure.
submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:30pm.
Oh lordy, please don't say that. You might jinx the universe.
I always thought Opes would be a benevolent world dictator, passing out free books and cars. Angie Ho would definitely be an eeeebil dictator, and would make it her first order of business to 'eliminate' everyone who has ever purchased Friends on DVD or seen a JA film. She would probably keep JA locked in a torture chamber and force her to watch home videos of her hooking up with Bradders on the set of MAMS.
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FUCK YO COUCH ANGIE! FUCK YO COUCH!
snowpiece- I noticed the L. Ron quote. It's the work of the Illuminati.
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wha'dya mean their measurements??
bust-waist-hip?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:30pm.
You mean she's going to be assassinated?
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OMG no you di'nt, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Twosie is a floooozy
you mention Dr.King and stankalina in the same post again and I will dive into the interwebs and fuck you up.
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Fucka doodle-do.
23 Rush Limbaugh 54 80 45 22
he's one of those fat people that you could tell had fun getting fat...i respect that.
Can't believe the RHofNJ didn't make the list. They control waste management!
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EastEndGirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:27pm
Ah, well that clears things up, she's a kidnapping drug lord.
Yea, i said it and what loons!?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Methinks she pulled her skirt back and gave Forbes the sex me eye.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:28pm.
BRING BACK DREAMBOAT PETE!
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Fucka doodle-do.
LOL KD those are their measurements..
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:21pm.
Money has nothing to do with it. Think of the influence Angelina has among other countries. Not many actors have the ability to bring people together like her.
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Well then why in the fuck doesn't she quit acting and run for public office if she is such a god damn master of unification?
I would think with her abilties, she would want to create peace in the middle east, reunite North and South Korea and settle the dispute between the Klingons and the Romulans!
You are a real piece of knuckle dragging work.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:18pm.
I'm not surprised Angelina is ranked #1. Think of all the contributions she has made to the film industry and the world. With time I believe she'll be compared with others such as Martin Luther King and Ghandi.
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You mean she's going to be assassinated?
She has the infidelity creds (MLK) and disregard for her family's welfare cres (MMG).
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:26pm.
Why are you sharing their lottery numbers?
Although Spaghetti Cat at #10 is spot on.
Do these people make too much money or is it just corporate CEOs and car company executives who get paid too much? Certainly, $275M isn't too much compensation for someone who essentially works for one hour every afternoon and publishes a self-congratulatory monthly magazine she neither writes or sells ads for.
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:21pm.
Money has nothing to do with it. Think of the influence Angelina has among other countries. Not many actors have the ability to bring people together like her.
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That's true! I mean, look how we have all come together in HATRED for Angelina Jolie VOIGHT. She is a narcissistic stupid cow.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:25pm.
pete doherty is more powerful then all these bitches combined.
so is Jen off screaming at the ocean ya think?
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It sure has been a while since we have been blessed with a Pete Hoherty post (started as a typo, so. I just went with it)
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:18pm.
I'm not surprised Angelina is ranked #1. Think of all the contributions she has made to the film industry and the world. With time I believe she'll be compared with others such as Martin Luther King and Ghandi.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
With Forbes reasoning we should look forward to see the Gosselins on the list next year. Good times.
HEY TWOSIE!!!! WHAT COUNTRIES HAS SKELETILINA INFLUENCED AND HOW? I need details because as far as I can tell she hasn't accomplished a damn thing except bagging Braddy, buying kids and making a big career with little talent.
Bradi,
Her influence is obvious. She supports their economies by buying their children and drugs.
10 Kobe Bryant 45 53 10 15
11 Will Smith 45 37 18 17
12 Dr. Phil McGraw 80 74 55 10
13 Britney Spears 35 10 16 11
14 David Letterman 45 35 36 9
15 Coldplay 70 64 17 57
16 Adam Sandler 55 25 43 44
17 Harrison Ford 65 13 48 75
18 Michael Jordan 45 19 33 39
19 LeBron James 40 58 15 27
20 Tom Cruise 33 33 13 19
21 Bon Jovi 50 20 57 50
22 Donald Trump 50 57 47 26
23 Rush Limbaugh 54 80 45 22
24 George Lucas 170 71 65 85
25 Simon Cowell
and OK!?!? if you go to that Forbes page they have a headline quote from L. Ron Hubbard! What's up with that!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
This is a stupid fucking list. Just because you are able to get your name in front of the media more times doesn't mean you have actual influence. Why wasn't Brittney #1 before? Oprah makes ACTUAL change happen. Angie Jo just does a few good things that reflect well on her public personae. Oprah lives it.
I wish she would just fuck off already.
Jeez wtf is wrong with the media? there are people way hotter and far more interesting than this dried up piece of caca.
The woman is 34 yet she doesn't look a day younger that 44.
Go away already, noone fucking cares about or your ugly boyfriend.