St. Angie Is More Powerful Than Oprah
While I was going through old pictures of Angie Jo before she became a saint, I found this jewel from 1998. It made me miss the old Angie. Look at her just sitting there in her polyester-blend suit. The Angie of yesterday could easily have a Chico's kind of day and love every minute of it. The Angie of today doesn't ever have days like that anymore. Come on, Angie. Slip into a Chico's suit and give us a smile while posing in front of a palm tree. It cures all. Sigh. Now on to Angie and Oprah's cock fight for power....
After two years, Oprah's reign as the most powerful of all on Forbes' The Celebrity 100 list has come to an end. Oprah was pushed off her throne by Angelina Jolie. Even though Oprah made $275 million last year and Angie made $27 million, the latter managed to whore herself out more in the media. Forbes' list is based on media exposure and earnings.
Rounding out the top 10 is:
3. Vadge ($110 million)
4. Beyonce ($87 million)
5. Tiger Woods ($110 million)
6. Bruce Springsteen ($70 million)
7. Steven Spielberg ($150 million)
8. Jennifer Aniston ($25 million)
9. Brad Pitt ($28 million)
10. Spaghetti Cat (a couple of dried noodles)
St. Angie may rule the sun and the moon, but I still don't think that's enough for her to be considered more powerful than THE MIGHTY O. In a battle to the death between St. Angie's child army and Oprah's army of crazy menopausal audience members led by Gayle King, we know who would win. All Oprah has to do is throw one of her free "favorite things" on Angie and cackle as her followers devour the saintly one whole.
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Something always told me Brad liked being on bottom.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
pete doherty is more powerful then all these bitches combined.
so is Jen off screaming at the ocean ya think?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:21pm.
Good point. She manages to bring together hundreds of lonely, Sara Lee pound cake-eating, cat loving, angry, psychotic basement dwellers together every day on the interwebs.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Think of the influence Angelina has among other countries.
- Like what? List please.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I demand a recount. Angie can't be #1 and Oprah #2. No way.
Twosie, are you fucking high or retarded? Seriously, get an education AND some professional help!
My God, is that comment for REAL?????
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
and to think that all I need is like 250.000US to pay for my apartment and be worry free for life. that's just pocket change for Oprah!
TIGER WOODS!!!
Top that Skeletina, you couldn't double eagle with the twins if your botox injections depended on it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
So she's supposed to be like in her 20's in that picture? Why's she look like a 40-some year old car pool Mom?
MLK and Ghandi????????????????????????
You crazy dumb shit.
She is a cutting, tattooed, husband stealing, baby buying, heroin addict, can't act CUNT.
Haha if you didn't make the list.
Haha if you didn't make it to No. 1.
I really thought Oprah made more than that.
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Help me!
-"Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:18pm"
I hope you are being sarcastic, because I read it that way and it made me laugh stupid.
-"Submitted by KD on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:17pm."
I honestly DOUBT she even reads, let alone write a book.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
As PSL observes, Oprah is more powerful than God. And he's not pleased Spaghetti Cat is so far down on the list.
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
Money has nothing to do with it. Think of the influence Angelina has among other countries. Not many actors have the ability to bring people together like her.
St. Angie's favorite blog:
http://www.thesecretlifeofviv.blogspot.com
"Eat a bowl of fuck!" - John Belushi
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:18pm.
I'm not surprised Angelina is ranked #1. Think of all the contributions she has made to the film industry and the world. With time I believe she'll be compared with others such as Martin Luther King and Ghandi.
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I love me some trolls.
omg yes!! holy angelina with the stolen babies and the millions of dollars that she's not giving away to charity is going to be upheld to the levels of Ghandi.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:18pm.
I'm not surprised Angelina is ranked #1. Think of all the contributions she has made to the film industry and the world. With time I believe she'll be compared with others such as Martin Luther King and Ghandi.
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Oh, fuck! Now I KNOW twosie is pulling our legs!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No way Angie has more money than Oomprah.
ok twosie is just a troll there's no way....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I feel full of regret looking at the above picture of Angie Ho, because what a missed opportunity. One little push, and voila! Think of what we could have prevented.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
No human should make 275 million a year. That's gross. And yes, I'm jealous.
I SPY THE LOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not surprised Angelina is ranked #1. Think of all the contributions she has made to the film industry and the world. With time I believe she'll be compared with others such as Martin Luther King and Ghandi.
Forbes hasn't been anything since Macolm died!
So she is a media whore, big bloody surprise there.....NEXT!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I wish there was some way to not see or hear about her or her family again.
When Angelina starts a book club and recommends a book about something completely unrelated to her, which then sells 400,000 copies, probably more to her loons that probably won't read them, THEN she will be more powerful than Oprah.
Seriously, though, if she knows the army of loons she has behind her, and she isn't doing her best to capitalize on that, then she is just plain dumb. It could all go to one of her "charities" too.
Boooo!! The real #10 is that douche Kobe Bryant. SC would have been a much better choice.
At least JA beat out StuPitt . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
It always disgusts me to see how rich some people are.
They could buy a 3rd World country and save millions of people from starvation if they wanted too. Greed and gluttony gets in the way I guess. Awful.
How big is Saint AngieHo's ego going to get now? Now she'll think she rules the whole fucking world. And excuse me, but how much plastic surgery has she had?
Oh, please, Okra could eat Angie Jo for lunch and not even burp.
11. Kim Zolciak (8 busted wigs)
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
She is so stoned in that photo
Hell, even Dick Cheney is scared of Oprah.
Also, I'd like to point out that Beyonce made more money than Jen and Angie Ho PUT TOGETHER. Also, I'm pretty sure Bey could kick the shit out of those two skinny little white skanks. Shouldn't the ability to kick ass factor into this Forbes list?
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:12pm.
oprah is more powerful than GOD. I don't believe this list.
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God was at 11. Income a few annoying evangelist souls.
Uhh, Forbes is on crack. Oprah makes more money than Angie, THUS Oprah is more powerful.
This list is a crock of shit. I love me some Angie and all, but everyone knows Oprah could have a hit put out on Ms. Jolie and no one would be the wiser!
That being said, the only reason Jennifer Aniston is on the list is BECAUSE of Brangelina.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
i dont get the oprah thing...
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SC made the list? Are we serious or is MK fucking with me. That deserves a shot before noon!
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6f-qyuEV90
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0
Why am I feeling a nervous breakdown coming for Angie within the next 12 months followed by a life of seclusion in some remote compound?
Man, this twat DOES look different. Oh, the wonders of plastic surgery!!.
Ahem, what is that list based on??. Angelina Jolie is the cover of every single tabloid and all, but what has she done to deserve to be called "powerful"?. Does media whoring count? really?. Because she's not going to earn a spot in movie history for her acting skills, that's for sure so I don't think that's one of the points those Forbes people took into account.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I'm convinced Forbes just wanted to shake things up. Ain't no way Angie Ho can out-maneuver Opes. I mean, Opes is bff with the President for crap's sake.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Defffinitely scanned this entire list and thought nothing of Spaghetti Cat sitting at number 10. Wow. Smooooth, MK
LMAO @ Spaghetti Cat
LMAO @ Spaghetti Cat
IS LA PEQUENA #11????? WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ANGIE FUCKING BITCH HASN'T MADE A GOOD MOVIE SINCE.........NEVER FUCK HER!!!
oprah is more powerful than GOD. I don't believe this list.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eyes' Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Spaghetti cat? for realz? bwahahah
Great. Now Angeloon's ego will destroy the ozone
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
LOL at Sketti Cat
I love how Jen and Brad are next to each other, TLA! LOL
Angie used to be so cute!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone