Thursday, June 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dixie Carter
This is a clip of Dixie Carter doing "The Lion" pose on her yoga video (???) from the early 90s. This is some Exorcist shit! You just want to throw some holy water on her ass and call a priest! Although, I can't make fun of Dixie too much, because this pose could also be called "Michael K on a First Date."
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I love her voice.. & that's too funny
Amateur sluts.
Bi is where its at!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I wish I were a Lesbian. I could totally feel bi-valve-ish. I'm struggling. I need some peen pics and some vag pics to settle my confusion. (or just for sick, perverse fun).
But, serious.
Is there, like a test?
I'm scared.
You might be a lesbian: The test? LOL
Batshit funny.
precious.
Oh man, this lion-lady is TOO funny! And it's a trick from the Yogis, no less...
I just read this shit about OctoMom. After I read this, I hated her more.
http://www.rr.com/news/news/article/1110/7951663/Octuplet_mom_says_she_s...
What a stupid, awful woman. I hope people will boycott her documentary so she can go away. If they take her kids away, then fine. But don't give her attention anymore (even though I just did *LOL*)
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Hoffalina, this one's for you:
When it floats down the gutter and it looks like peanut butter, diarrhea *pfft pfft* diarrhea *pfft pfft*
When you're sitting on the fence, and you feel hot and tense, diarrhea *pfft pfft* diarrhea *pfft pfft*
When you think your friends are joking, but your pants are brown and soaking, diarrhea *pfft pfft* diarrhea *pfft pfft*
Funking funkaroopooosmoooooolookeylooooooooooo
CTH: if you really want to know, check out the David thread :o)
what the fucking fuck of fuck os fucking going on in here? fuck~
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Fucka doodle-do.
Mike: yeah don't bother, things got patched: drama over
Was today drama day on dlisted? I'm not even trying to catch up.
*whimpering*
This isn't fun anymore. :-(
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it. - Sugaroo when son was three years old.
DD: I know...glad you did :o)
(apology accepted on my end)
Thank you, Kdraco. I apologize for being an ass to everyone.
DD: you know by now how upset MS was, but like I said, I am glad you girls cleared things out. I hated to see MS that upset.
I am happy
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:13pm.
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Much more conventional looking for certain. His fashion sense couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, though. *shakes head*
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:33pm.
I missed kdracofan's posts earlier as I was in traffic on my way home. Yes, I've seen DD attack many people -- even back when she was relatively new. Attacking regs & shit stirring. I hope she comes back. There's a lot I'd like to say to her. There's no reason to upset someone like Migraine, who was only trying to help. She fucked w/ the wrong person this time.
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By all means, please proceed.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by Basement Baby on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:39pm.
Sometimes...when I close my eyes real tight, I see a light. Jesus is waiting in the light for me. Waiting to free me from my prison.
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Open your eyes, honey. Could be Sasha with a flashlight looking for your ass.
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Touché Momus!
Submitted by Basement Baby on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:39pm.
Sometimes...when I close my eyes real tight, I see a light. Jesus is waiting in the light for me. Waiting to free me from my prison.
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Open your eyes, honey. Could be Sasha with a flashlight looking for your ass.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Sometimes...when I close my eyes real tight, I see a light. Jesus is waiting in the light for me. Waiting to free me from my prison.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:25pm.
DG: LMAO @ "died from fatness"
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LOL! Ditto that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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DG: LMAO @ "died from fatness"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:50pm.
Has anyone ever stopped to think how bloody ridiculous it is that Lou Diamond Phillips' name has the word diamond in it?
Bob Amethyst Jones
Steven Opal McDonald
Gary Jewel Reeve
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We had a 480lb woman in town named Opal June Brown. She died from fatness. She made my friend Kirk (6'5) dance with her once in a bar. We were sitting at a table, she waddles over and says "Kirk, dance, me" I am not kidding. Then she grabs him by the shoulders and pulls him up and they dance. He said her b.o was OUT OF THIS WORLD! She did buy a round of beers for us though! Poor Opal June Brown RIP!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Thanks, Snowy! SOOOOOOOOO excited ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
ISMU - Jackson Rathbone sure gives RPattz a run for his money. So cute. *le sigh*
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:51pm.
Ok sluts
I am outty! It was insane in here today but I missed chatting with some of you funny sluts...today's favorite? AZZFISH!
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Whoo-Hoo! Thanks kdracofan (how do you pronounce that?) I am outta of here, too. See you sluts tomorrow. - assfish
"this pose could also be called "Michael K on a First Date.""
You're a national treasure, MK.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:57pm.
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*smooch*
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:53pm.
provy: did she bear a strong resemblence to Anjie Jo?
I dont know, i dont think they showed her picture. i was watching and then looking at my laptop, i had to go to howardstern.com to see pics of denise richards...she got me all hot and bothered on the radio this morning!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:54pm.
Got it booboo if you want to delete so no unsavories spam your shit. You might find interracial love and mingling, though. Tough call.
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ahahah! so funny ISMU.
*edited because I don't want no spam*
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:46pm.
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Got it booboo if you want to delete so no unsavories spam your shit. You might find interracial love and mingling, though. Tough call.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:51pm.
on the news just now, some mom put poop (news said fecal matter) in her newborns feeding tube to try and kill it!! wtf
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That bitch stole the idea form a Jonathan Kellerman novel! RUDE!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it. - Sugaroo when son was three years old.
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:48pm.
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I do think it can be linked to a personality disorder. The lady in the restaurant seemed crazy, like clepto-crazy - where they are fairly normal in many aspects of their lives and they have this one area where they are freaky. Poo freaky.
provy: did she bear a strong resemblence to Anjie Jo?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
[edit] Beginnings
Phillips was born as Lou Diamond Upchurch at the Subic Bay Naval Station in Zambales, Philippines, the son of Lucita and Gerald Upchurch, a naval officer.[1] His father was an American of Scottish-Irish, Hawaiian, and Cherokee descent and his mother was a Filipina of Spanish, Chinese, and Japanese descent.[2] Phillips was named after Marine legend Lou Diamond[3] and adopted his surname, "Phillips," from his stepfather.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
on the news just now, some mom put poop (news said fecal matter) in her newborns feeding tube to try and kill it!! wtf
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:50pm.
Has anyone ever stopped to think how bloody ridiculous it is that Lou Diamond Phillips' name has the word diamond in it?
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YES, and I never would have if it weren't for this site.
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Ok sluts
I am outty! It was insane in here today but I missed chatting with some of you funny sluts...today's favorite? AZZFISH!
kdracofan mine too I KNOW she must be snooping!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
totally addicted to FB. ANd being the owner of a Crackberry isn't helping.
Has anyone ever stopped to think how bloody ridiculous it is that Lou Diamond Phillips' name has the word diamond in it?
Bob Amethyst Jones
Steven Opal McDonald
Gary Jewel Reeve
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:43pm.
I don't know if it's a fetish or what, but there have been cases where a bitch had to have intentionally smeared her filthy tampon all over the stall, I'm serious when I say it was like a scene from a slasher film. That is straight up nasty, who in their right mind would take a huge steaming d on the floor in FRONT of a toilet? That's like my dog taking a shit right next to the paper because she's pissed that I didn't give her a Milk Bone.
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:45pm.
Momus: Lou Diamond Phillips
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Phew. Thankfully, it's not Lou Reed. He's looking very haggard these days.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Snowie: my mom's on FB! argh! lol
drama: I see by your FB you are off on a trip shortly! Have a BLAST!!!!! the child will love it I'm sure!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Momus: Lou Diamond Phillips ****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:20pm.
I'm deducing that Twit and Twat are Speidi.
But, who's Lou?
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Lou Diamond Phillips.