Thursday, June 4th 2009
Kate Gosselin's Hair Is May's Hot Slut Of The Month!
The people have spoken and named Kate Gosselin's fried beaver hair as the current Hot Slut of the Month! Kate's dykey 'do will represent the month of May at the Hot Sloooot of the Year pageant in January. It will be asked about its stance on gay marriage, so it better be ready.
Thanks to all of you who took time out from touching your private places to vote!
Here's some pictures of our reigning HSOTM on top of that lady's head in North Carolina yesterday. I think that lady is trying to steal that baby friend. She's got problems.
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I hate her. UGH!
The Gosselin has far and away outdone the "Hamill", the "Rachael", the "Farrah", even long time cultural 'dos like the Mohawk and the Beatles cut pale in comparison. This needs to be in the freaking Guinness Book of World Records!
So...the goss hair won....great. Just hair and no face.
Sorry Felix, your talents were not appreciated by this crowd...we like inanimate objects!
Maybe a hat or a shoe...or maybe another cat will win next time...I still love ya...you,me and youtube!
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Why is Kate never seen with any of her children. She's got a bunch of them, I hear.
Unsurprisingly, the possum won. I thought we were having a moratorium on animals winning HSOTM?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Soy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:32pm.
I can see how you'd mistakenly come to that conclusion. I for one am mocking her. Fairly certain most if not all of the others are to.
It isn't a homage.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
♪ My 14 yr old daughter actually watches this GD show. So I told her about all the trash going on b/t these two idiots, AS if I give a sh!t!! Guess I'm in for a summer of listening to this dysfunctional family. Someone save my ass,, please!!!
For all the whining and bitching about how Kate is a nobody with too much fame, you guys sure are attached to her image...
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
SockM: your avie is so cute
*running back in room - kicks Sock monkey in it's sock ass for gloating...running back out*
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:08pm.
I, too, voted for Sato.
But, if the hair had to win at least it won without the face attached.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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HEATHENS!!! ALL OF YOU WHO VOTED FOR THE BEAVER HAIR PIECE!!!! I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET ALL KANYE AND CAP MY FONTS AT YOU HAIRY ASSES!!
THIS TITLE RIGHTFULLY BE LONGS TO THE HOLDER OF THE RUBY SCEPTRE - MASANABU SATO!!! THAT SHLONG NOT ONLY OUT PERFORMS THE EVEREADY BATTERY, BUT IT SLICES AND DICES AND IT'S AN ALL-IN-ONE HOME APPLIANCE.....
SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE DOG YOU RANCID RUBY SLIPPER WEARING beaver worshipping sluts...FUCK YOU!!! *excluding you M.K. - we all know your devotion to your Boo and you yourself possess a ruby sceptre that prolly got LOTS of use during your Boo's birthday gaiety*...
*SIGH* *SOB*...this is the Abandoned Couch fiasco all over again!!!! *stilted tone* I-am-beside-myself *sob* *evil side eye*
*slamming the door and pouting*
Boooo! The wolves should have won this.
*pumping little sock monkey fists in air*
Yessss!!!! *strutting the tigerwalk*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
How crazy would it be if Jon has 8 babies with his new GF?
Uh oh. Looks like Beaver-Pelt Head has "baby fever" again. Five bucks says she's aching for another IVF treatment.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:15pm.
Can you make-over my avie so that I have Gosselin hair with Lisa Rinna lips?
Pretty please.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Why its on your fucking Avitar. Do you laugh about that too titty?
Submitted by darlingjulie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:06pm.
Someone in my office got this haircut last weekend. I am serious.
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no WAY! did you burst out laughing?
fuck. i'd be doubled over crying with laughter if i ever saw that haircut in the wild.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
You people actually vote for this dumb shit. LMAO.
I would want to steal that baby too. She's adorable. They are ALL adorable at that stage.
When they get older....different story!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
I personally did vote for the wolf shirt just because I live in the heart of wolf apparel country, but I think the Gosselin cut is a fitting win. Shit, just look at the avatars around here, it is pretty hilarious.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Kate's not OctoMom, I think she'll know we are mocking her
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Outstanding work on the video!
Well, I voted for the wolf shirt. That shit is classic. K-8s hair is just a striped roadkill mess.
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OH GOD NO WHAT WERE YOU PEOPLE THINKING?
that stupid cow is going to take this as a compliment. this ... this... this is like giving an award to heidi and spencer ffs!!!!
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
someone on her PR team told her to hold a baby to up her 'Q' rating.
Does Kate still have a uterus? If so, you know she's plotting to outdo Octocrazy.
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I was the oddball who had given herself a semi-crewcut in 9th grade when everybody else had Dorothys and Farrahs.
Come to think of it, it looked kinda like the back of the Gosselin all over.
*chucks stripper pole out window*
FUCK YOU GUYS! I'M GOING HOME! ----->
*cries into wolf tshirt*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
OMG Jill: totally, I have such trauma associated with that damn cut!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:16pm.
AUGH FUCK DAMMIT!
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Awesome.
AUGH FUCK DAMMIT! SO TIRED OF LOOKING AT THIS POSSUM DO!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Felix waz robbed!
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
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Submitted by person_of_interest on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:59pm.
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Joaquin might be the only man on the planet who looks more like a hobo than the Pattinson does.
didn't all the guys' gf's on Friends have a cut like that? even monica?!
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Stupid baby addict...she even has that scary dazed look on her face holding that baby like she could possibly be contemplating having more. She seems like the type to love them when they are babies & she can completely control them since they cant run from her, then have no use for them as they get older.
Someone in my office got this haircut last weekend. I am serious.
Person of Interest scribbled,"The best thing about that haircut is that it's so adaptable. *Everyone* looks great in it. "
The Possum is the rockin' thang in North Korea!
Don't H8 on my KH8. She's misunderstood, just like me.
Love, kisses and shit, Western pigs (smoochies),
Kim Jong-il
~*Everybody's Doing the Possum!*~
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:00pm.
Is anybody old enuff to remember the Dorothy Hamill haircut? I swear went I went into 9th grade half of the girls had it.
Except for those hardcore Farrah holdouts
Holy monkey, yeah I remember the Dorothy Hamill. I'd take the Farrah ANY day of the week.
As I wrote before, we should have compromised.
Felix in the wolve shirt, wearing Kate's hairdo and masturbating on a dance pole.
Done, everyone's happy. :)
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:57pm.
I so wanted the three wolves shirt to win....meh, my day is going crap, I was applying to jobs and just noticed that this job I've applied to twice already got reposted a couple of days ago! I re-read my cover letter and it's FAB...wtf is going on!?!?! Anyway, I'm going to yoga, just FUCK IT!!!
Keep at it, don't let it get you down.
Is anybody old enuff to remember the Dorothy Hamill haircut? I swear when I went into 9th grade half of the girls had it.
Except for those hardcore Farrah holdouts.
ISprainedMyUvula: R. Poss. Brilliant.
I thought for a minute it was Joaquin Phoenix, though. Never saw the resemblance before, or hopefully again.
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Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!—Clarisse
"I want mo monies and pie!" —Kfed (via MK)
I so wanted the three wolves shirt to win....meh, my day is going crap, I was applying to jobs and just noticed that this job I've applied to twice already got reposted a couple of days ago! I re-read my cover letter and it's FAB...wtf is going on!?!?! Anyway, I'm going to yoga, just FUCK IT!!!!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Adam approves!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I have a theory that the cut wouldn't be so bad if the long side were angled more toward the front so that only a small segment at the very front was longer (but not as long as she has it). I guess that's the old Posh hairstyle though. Can't have that...
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:54pm.
Good night :)
Catch ya on the flip flop.