Every Step You Take
When SamRo is walking down the street in London and hears the splappity slap of vagina lips behind her, she better book it because a certain fauxmosexual is coming to git her!
The Daily Mail is saying that HoHan has followed SamRo to London in a bid to win her back (aka to get her to put a little love in her checking out). HoHan apparently scheduled photo shoots and club appearances in London for the same dates SamRo would be in town. SamRo's snatch isn't exactly smiling over the news.
Last night, SamRo and her brother Mark were at Bungalow 8 when HoHan blew in with her friends. It wasn't all hugs and titty rubs, because SamRo busted out of there. Two quick snorts later, HoHan left Bungalo 8 and followed SamRo down the road.
Since parting ways back in April, the two twatty bumpers haven't been photographed together, but HoHan has been seen leaving SamRo's pad in Los Angeles a couple of times. The plot thins yet again!
SamRo is due to be in London for about a week and you better believe HoHan will stay in town for at least that long. Meanwhile, SamRo better sleep with a bar of soap near her bed to ward off the Lohans. They don't get near the stuff.
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Mark Ronson is a hottie pants
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Call me crazy, but I dont see any hotness on any of the Ronsons, Mark included...Lohan is creepy & obsessive.... remember the whole Wilmer thing? Didnt she pine over him for a long time? And by "pine" I mean stalk.
It does not get better than Mark Ronson. He is beautiful!!
ugggggghhh mark ronson is a hottie.
Lindsay looks a billion times better than Sam, even if she looks like she's been basted in orange diarrhea over an open flame for days. They're both dirty sluts with drug problems and clearly used each other up. Sam sure as fuck isn't a victim in this, she strung Lindsay along until her craziness started trumping the paychecks Sam was getting.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
This is still going on?? Damn Blowhan needs to glom onto someone else cuz I don't think SamRo gives 2 shits anymore. Great job Dina & Michael!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Damn I acutally like Sam..Who knew
Hohan on the other hand. BUSTED. Bitch looks like goop
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Is self tanner supposed to make you look grimy??
Lohan always looks so grimy to me.
I am starting to feel bad for Sam, she was just some quite, lesbian, ipod dj who kept to herself then she did the unfortunate thing and started fucking this psycho. I am never going to feel ok about 'Lindsay 'the victim' Lohan' her endless bullshit is far from entertaining.
Breakdown,
Hahaha.
Vienna. hmmm, need a sluttish travelling companion?
Enjoy!
EastEndGirl:
Hola. I am in Vienna right now and today the weather is really nice, so I am going right now to work on my tan.
I shallr eturn shortly
It won't take long! :)
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Started typing a long winded response and realized...
Do
Not
Care
Hope you got a hook-up in whatever European city you are gracing your presence with!
Loved your corner BMW slut story.
Hohan's career is so over, but then again, what is this ho gonna do?
Drew Barrymore and countless other stars had this problem, but they were able to lie low because there was far less paprazzi then, re-group, and then make a comeback.
Britney Spears, who was in the same boat not so long ago, had someone wise enough to step in, slap some sense into her crazy ass, and put her on the right path.
When both your parents are both knee deep in fuckery, like Lindsay's, there is no escape.
She's still young and immature enough to want to fault them, but that time is just about up.
She needs to go away, disappear, completely detox (for real this time), and then return strong in mind and body.
That is the only way Hollywood is gonna wholeheartedly accept her again.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Well at least HoHan is remotely (as in one dust mote) more interesting than K8.
If this twat had half a brian she would give up pining after SamHo and just fuck the bodyguard, I am sure he has a bigger dick.
why do people tell lies?
they're staying in the same hotel, in the same room like any couple would.
Breakdown.
She tried that shiz. Utah.
Hooked up with some skater dude and invited the media to pose with the big book.
This skank is going nowhere.
Unfortunately.
The only real way to kill Hohan is to remove her from all media.
That alone would have her binge until she died.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
OMG, first we have BritBrit in London (her Circus tour got SLASHED by the British media!!!) and now Lindsay! And Sam!
*rolls eye to back of head*
Must not go clubbing next week to avoid facing these skanks.
Damn you MK! Dlisted was cruising along gloriously with nary a mention of these two for an entire week.I had begun to think:
"Lohan is OVER! Dear GOD (from an atheist)...let BRITNEY be next!!!)
Alas...'twas not to be. *game show loser music*
Start a new "no Lohan/Britney posts"streak MK.
They're annoying as individuals, I hope the annoying factor doesn't compound in them getting back together again.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
who the FUCK CARES??? Dude, stop with the hohan postings. Time for her to do nothing, oh wait.... asshole.
Okay, hwores I'm out. Gots preschool in the morning (for my little skankletts) and I NEED some damn sleep, dammit.
I got toothpicks holding my eyes open at this point.
Have a good night, and see ya's tomorrow.
Blohan is psycho. The next person who dates her I have no pity for. They know exactly what they are getting into.
@NaNoop: I think you could be right about the money; I think it's about that and SOOOO many other things which we probably couldn't wrap our brains around.
I think it boils down to this -- Lindsay sees sam as some sort of parent figure, which she ain't. But she still looks to her that way and takes and takes and takes.
but now I've spent more time on this subject than I ever thought I would or should. ;)
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Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:17pm.
Lohan needs to strapped to the hood of one of the few vehicles she hasn't wrecked and sent through a car wash...twice. Maybe that will at least loosen some of the orange hamburger grease seeping out of her face. But lets make sure she's had her shots first.
Not only was that totally rad, but it just might work for about a day...
(Sorry guys, have the urge to go 80's w/ "rad" and couldn't fight it)
Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 1:07am.
@ NaNoop... I thought MK meant "checkout".
You could be right, but I've thought all along that the only reason she shacked up with Ronson is cuz she ran out of dudes with money. I totally think she never "loved" Sam, just Sam's family $$$ and now that the two cracktards were able to score some bucks by showing up as a freakshow...well that was just MORE money for Sam to be able to give to the nasty scrub.
submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 12:18am
Duh no dip shit I didn't skip my meds. Did you you fucking twat?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:48pm.
IRL, she's just like any other ho on the stroll.
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More like a troll on a stroll looking to roll in a hole.
Now THAT was frickin' hilarious!
@ NaNoop... I thought MK meant "checkout".
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:43pm.
lmao @ "SamRo better sleep with a bar of soap near her bed to ward off the Lohans"
For realz, yo. That's like garlic, wolf's bane, and a holy water & cross all rolled up in one for Blohan!
The Daily Mail is saying that HoHan has followed SamRo to London in a bid to win her back (aka to get her to put a little love in her checking out).
I am thinking MK meant that last word to be "account" and I TOTALLY AGREE. That ginger skank is pretty much obsessed with the Ronson family $$$. Someone who is as consumed with themself and Blohan ain't in LOVE with anybody 'cept old Ben & frenz.
Ugh! Lindsays' finger & toenails look like shitty ass! She always looks tore up and ghetto...
Mark Ronson is looking fine.
She is so manly.
Even her finger doesn't turn me on. I mean, that finger all lubed up and shoved in my yes-yes hole is still not a fantasy.
NO.
@ gigi: I am a male lesbian oppo-DJ. what a coincidence!
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
p.s. who thinks Steve Burns is hot?
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by mutlee on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 12:10am.
Did you skip your meds today?
She's just a lesbian DJ. Hardly worth being lumped in a group with terrorists.
I just want to say, whenever people change their avatars completely, I no longer know who they are.
Ithankyou.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
SamRo is such an ugly cunt. I want to throw lighter fluid on her and set her ugly face on fire. What a no talent, fucking ugly looking cunt of a human. I want to wrap her up in steri strips and use her as a cricket bat. Just looking at her gives me convulsions. There are only a few people that make this happen( Kim Jung Ill and Osama bin Laden) and she is the 3rd part of this trinity. Words cannot express how distasteful and disgusting this rat faced mancunt is. Feed her some cynaide someone, Please!
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More nastiness .... Pigez has pics of Lohan getting out of a car and flashing beef ... warts (or the herp) very much in evidence. Stick a fork in this beeehawtcha.
you drinkin CTH? heehee
hey Mani! I don't understand these 2 at all. Ick.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eyes' Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:14pm.
whst a fuckimgpiece of sjit
ITA, but which one?
Desperation is setting in....she really must be a lezzy to be running after ugly SamRo.
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whst a fuckimgpiece of sjit
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Fucka doodle-do.
the credit card companies have been cock blocking purchases for folks even when they have the money on their cards...how can lilo jetset to hawaii and now london when she has no visable means of income to pay her bills?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Look at Lohan's toes. That is disgusting.
Wow, Linds; time to move desperate stalker crack whore to the TOP of your resume...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Lindsay Lohan must be a true gayelle. There's no way a fauxmosexual is going to fuck something that looks like that. If I were Lohan, I would've gone with someone hot with huge tits. Only a true dyke would be interested in Samantha Ronson.
Mark Ronson seems like an arrogant narcissist, yet I find him so fucking hot. What is wrong with me?!
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