Every Step You Take
When SamRo is walking down the street in London and hears the splappity slap of vagina lips behind her, she better book it because a certain fauxmosexual is coming to git her!
The Daily Mail is saying that HoHan has followed SamRo to London in a bid to win her back (aka to get her to put a little love in her checking out). HoHan apparently scheduled photo shoots and club appearances in London for the same dates SamRo would be in town. SamRo's snatch isn't exactly smiling over the news.
Last night, SamRo and her brother Mark were at Bungalow 8 when HoHan blew in with her friends. It wasn't all hugs and titty rubs, because SamRo busted out of there. Two quick snorts later, HoHan left Bungalo 8 and followed SamRo down the road.
Since parting ways back in April, the two twatty bumpers haven't been photographed together, but HoHan has been seen leaving SamRo's pad in Los Angeles a couple of times. The plot thins yet again!
SamRo is due to be in London for about a week and you better believe HoHan will stay in town for at least that long. Meanwhile, SamRo better sleep with a bar of soap near her bed to ward off the Lohans. They don't get near the stuff.
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I watched a "Lipstick Lesbians" special yesterday out of curiosity because of my own sexual confusion in my teens, being that I was a 'girly girl' who was attracted to some of her own girlfriends. I once even 'came on' to one of my own girlfriends and I totally freaked the sh*t out of her and I was terrified until I went to a party and came on to another one of my girlfriends and we made out [kissing and groping and dancing] all night. It was a very confusing time for me.
Even though I'm married, there is a part of me that still fantasizes about being with a woman. Is that wrong? My husband thinks I'm a lesbian and teases me about it. I really don't find it funny because he will never understand my sexuality. Ugh. TMI. Sorry.
Nothing like a lil' For-old-time's-sake pussay...
Posts about twats like this make me rethink my hatred of all things Gossling.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:10pm.
oooooh, Salmon is giving the finger in the last thumb! Such a badass! Which one of the New Kids on the Block was he again?
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oooooh, Salmon is giving the finger in the last thumb! Such a badass! Which one of the New Kids on the Block was he again?
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Well, sheeeeeet. Hohan looks damn good to me. Especially in thumb 1. Happy and pretty. never thought I'd say it.
Submitted by lilylonely on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:55pm.
You need to choose your friends more wisely, that one appears to be a criminal.
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Samantha Ronson seems kind of immature for her age -- as if she's still obsessed with high school type drama when she's already in her 30s.
And as for Lindsay Lohan -- if she were one of the flavors available at Baskin Robbins her name would be Stupid Talentless Bitch and that flavor alone would encourage people to buy ice cream from Thrifty or exercise instead of eat junk food or eat fake lesbian.
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I love how her new 'body guard'? looks like he's so in wida 'frat boy in crowd' in his fraternity...He should be, being his 7th year in junior college...He's Spencah Pratt bad ass...
Ugh, and don't tell me this whore doesn't pay this wanker in ass fucks, Rolling Rocks and coke residue....
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Love how blohan busts out with the bad acting and pretends she is upset at getting her picture taken. Love the guy with his tounge sticking out.
"the splappity slap of vagina lips"
How do I love thee, MK? Let me count the ways.
LMAO!!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:45pm.j
You're fast! That may be the first time The Gosselin has improved someone's appearance. At the same time, it does nothing to detract from The Ronson's butch appearance.
Submitted by Oceannia420 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:49pm.
I saw a pic of Linz nekkid snatch today, with what looks like herps on it!
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..and when the link is found .. that pic
needs a Gosselin hairdo...
I don't understand why Hohan is getting photo shoots and being booked for club appearances. I'm a missing something?
Submitted by Oceannia420 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:49pm.
♪ Ew~~~ I saw a pic of Linz nekkid snatch today, with what looks like herps on it! This little twat is NASTY!!
No link? You tease, you.
Hohan needs a bleach bath. So does Brooke Hogan.
Every time I look at BloHan, I want to shower with Ajax.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I need more photos of Mark Ronson in my life.
Get with the program! HoHan and SamRo have had at least 12 sleepovers in LA since the break in April and went back to the same hotel last night in London. They're so back together.
Also, I don't think that HoHan is a Fauxmosexual. She's publicly declared that she loved Samantha on national televison and they've been together on and off for about 4 years. There's nothing faux about this relationship.
Come at me bitch!
*hee hee hee*
He said diarrhea.
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yeees he did LOL
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Submitted by Snapfish on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:41pm.
SamRo reminds me of Rachel on RR/RW challenge. She has that hypnotic vadge over all the females on that show too.
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I disagree. Rachel is at least moderately attractive & actually looks like a woman instead of a 12 year old boy. She also looks like she showers regularly & takes care of herself. Unfortunately I can't say the same for SamRo.
♪ Ew~~~ I saw a pic of Linz nekkid snatch today, with what looks like herps on it! This little twat is NASTY!!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:47pm.
reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsPYJIat0lo&feature=related
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*hee hee hee*
He said diarrhea.
*hee hee hee*
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:44pm.
fucking what the fukcing fuck who cares?
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hahaha Hoff that made me laugh.
reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsPYJIat0lo&feature=related
-SamRo is so brutally ugly to look at! On top of that I want to back hand that fucking cunty smug off her douchbag face!!!
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:32pm.
Bottom row of thumbs, second from the left, that NEEDS to be someone's new avie (with or without Gosselin hair).
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This one? I still have the gosslein hair open an' everything...
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fucking what the fukcing fuck who cares?
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Fucka doodle-do.
fucking what the fukcing fuck who cares?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Like some vile soap opera that won't end.
Drama, your gettting called out on the open post.
WHO GIVES A FUCK.SHE IS A WASHED UP COCAINE WHORE AND THE OTHER IS A FUCKING 45 YEAR OLD FUCKING DJ WHO ONLY GETS GIGS BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE MY FUCKING 10 YEAR OLD NEPHEW!!!
Bottom row of thumbs, second from the left, that NEEDS to be someone's new avie (with or without Gosselin hair).
PLEASE let there be another high speed car chase w/ black dudes & Blohan in someone else's pants!
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I can't stay up all night like of you guys!!
yeah, I've been checking the airfares, just for giggles, but I am flat-ass broke these days :((
It would take me 6 months to save for a trip like that, at the rate I'm going.
Maybe next year..
The Pound is creeping back up again too though, that doesn't help!! It was was like 1.5 : $1.00 (my company buys a lot of stuff from England and re-sells it here in the U.S., so I get the exchange rate every day), and it's not looking good lately.
SamRo looks like Andy Capp. On a bad day.
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Since when was "Designer" on her resume, anyway? She hardly has, well that is to say she has NO fashion sense! Even her meltdowns are lame. I mean - I'm cool with the fact that we still pay attention to Britney becuz SHE has potential...SHE could have the meltdown of the century (ok, maybe last century just to take the pressure off) but LiLo? She'll just keep getting superskinny and then send herself to Eating Camp.
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Lohan needs to strapped to the hood of one of the few vehicles she hasn't wrecked and sent through a car wash...twice. Maybe that will at least loosen some of the orange hamburger grease seeping out of her face. But lets make sure she's had her shots first. We wouldn't want the Delta Sonic Kiss lips to end up with a cold sore.
Mark's looking good but his little brother needs to gain weight. He should try swallowing pies without hair for a change.
BloHan is done fucking up her own career and now is fucking with others'. She wants to design for Ungaro and apparently they are considering it!
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Submitted by LOVE SHATNER on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:11pm.
Lohan quit being relevant soon after her multiple DUI/rehab trips.
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Quit ... being ... relevant?????
Was ... she ... ever ... ... relevant?
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Lohan quit being relevant soon after her multiple DUI/rehab trips.
WTF: *waving hello!* where have you been!?
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:04pm.
I looove London and wish I were there right now.
But I don't have $3k for a trip right now. /:<
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Are you sure? There are some cheap air fares out there now.
Sam rock head provides her drugs, Hohan provides the poon. They are perfect for each other.
I looove London and wish I were there right now.
But I don't have $3k for a trip right now. /:<
Mark ronson is hot but he dresses like a 13 year old boy going to church.
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Thats some stalkerific shit right there!
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:57pm.
How the hell does Hohan pay for a trip to London? I can't even go to New York and I live like 2 hours away. That SamRo is one ugly dude.
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Blohan isn't her name just because of the drugs. It's also short for BLOwjob and HANdjob. That can get you to London probably.
Why the fuck are BloHan's hands and nails always so dirty? Has this disgusting disease-ridden piece of maggot-infested crotch never heard of Irish Spring?
And why oh why did I clock on that close-up of SamHo?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it. - Sugaroo when son was three years old.
How the hell does Hohan pay for a trip to London? I can't even go to New York and I live like 2 hours away. That SamRo is one ugly dude.
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