Thursday, June 4th 2009

Every Step You Take

When SamRo is walking down the street in London and hears the splappity slap of vagina lips behind her, she better book it because a certain fauxmosexual is coming to git her!

The Daily Mail is saying that HoHan has followed SamRo to London in a bid to win her back (aka to get her to put a little love in her checking out). HoHan apparently scheduled photo shoots and club appearances in London for the same dates SamRo would be in town. SamRo's snatch isn't exactly smiling over the news.

Last night, SamRo and her brother Mark were at Bungalow 8 when HoHan blew in with her friends. It wasn't all hugs and titty rubs, because SamRo busted out of there. Two quick snorts later, HoHan left Bungalo 8 and followed SamRo down the road.

Since parting ways back in April, the two twatty bumpers haven't been photographed together, but HoHan has been seen leaving SamRo's pad in Los Angeles a couple of times. The plot thins yet again!

SamRo is due to be in London for about a week and you better believe HoHan will stay in town for at least that long. Meanwhile, SamRo better sleep with a bar of soap near her bed to ward off the Lohans. They don't get near the stuff.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:52pm.

Mark has a cool retro mod British invasion (insert your own joke here) thing going on that I love.

See ya later, lady!

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free: mmmmmmmark ronson, I like his music too

joey: he's a fat tub a lard, ok now I am really dragging myself away from you lovelies....until manana! ♥

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:39pm.
Not much in the face, but SamRo has powerful vagina force evidently

Isnt ronson from a very rich family? lohan has no money and shes trying to get her lifestyle back. i think its the leather wallet, not the ham wallet
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And the coke cake. That had to help.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:44pm.

joe shmoe maybe after a couple months in the jungle! SB is HUGE now!
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Noooo! You mean tubby or muscular?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:52pm.
louise_brooks I know right, I am liking him again.
OK later ladies and germs, I'm outtie
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'Night Snowy! ITA, LB. He's lookin good.

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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:39pm.
Not much in the face, but SamRo has powerful vagina force evidently

Isnt ronson from a very rich family? lohan has no money and shes trying to get her lifestyle back. i think its the leather wallet, not the ham wallet

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louise_brooks I know right, I am liking him again.

OK later ladies and germs, I'm outtie
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

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Samro is one ugly dyke.

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Oooo damn. Mark is back to cute. He had some really strange hair going on for a while.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:48pm.
IRL, she's just like any other ho on the stroll.

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More like a troll on a stroll looking to roll in a hole.

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IRL, she's just like any other ho on the stroll. She spends all day making sure she gets to shop, rock and score.

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Everything this bitch does is fakery.
Even flashing her Vajayjay. And being so faklempt about it! "O no! What happened!? Those paps are pervs! O nooooooo!"

It was, like, shut up bitch. How come that only happened when Britney was doing it. And by the way: GROSS! that your dress doesn't even cover your punani and you're sitting on airplane seats and shit. NASTY!

If she tried getting up one day and living in REALITY, her career might actually go somewhere...but this is not some Disney Movie about a fallen starlet where you just have to show up to hair and makeup and say your lines....wait a second...or is it? CUZ WHAT IS WITH THESE ASSHOLES STILL TAKING HER PICTURE?!?! She's on fucking magazine covers! FOR WHAT?!?! FOR WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?! FOR HER FORNARINA AD?! REALLY?! SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME!

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:43pm.
Hmm..looks like Stephen Baldwin *protecting* Blohan.
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LOL! Totally. The other one looks like a monkeyfied Wentworth Miller.

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Her crotch looks busted too.

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joe shmoe maybe after a couple months in the jungle! SB is HUGE now!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

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File this story under "Totally Irrelevant People".

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lmao @ "SamRo better sleep with a bar of soap near her bed to ward off the Lohans"

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Hmm..looks like Stephen Baldwin *protecting* Blohan.

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EastEndGirl's picture

STALKER.

Not lady like Blo.

And your feet are still busted.

Snapfish's picture

SamRo reminds me of Rachel on RR/RW challenge. She has that hypnotic vadge over all the females on that show too.

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She also flashed her meat curtains again. Not sexy.

freebird's picture

Not much in the face, but SamRo has powerful vagina force evidently.

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Mark is looking hotter again....must be the fact that now I know he hates Blo Ho.

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone