Fishy Oil
Fishstick Paltrow slithered onto the Tonight Show last night to barf about the all-knowing GOOP, but it was her greasy bones that got all the attention. During the first part of her talk with Conan, Fishy was all oiled up. Bitch's legs looked like two malnourished dildos covered in Crisco. Tommy Girl must have not been in town, because he would stormed the set and shoved her legs up his Scientolohole.
I'm guessing Fishy's stems were like that, because the wet oily POOP she's full of was starting to leak out of her pores when she started to talk. It happens often. One of her slaves must have wiped it up with an organic cashmere baby wipe during the commercial break, because her legs were caca grease free in the second part. Below is a clip of her slimy stems in motion:
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What did she do with her legs?
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She's so fuckin' skinny! Not sexy at all! *no*
Goopy is like Regina George. Greasy legs and arms will be all the rage by fall.
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I've never seen the point of oiling up your legs. If you have nice legs, people will notice. You don't need oil.
She could barely walk in those shoes, which made her look ridiculous.
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I wouldn't have thought that bacon grease was on the GOOP diet. Ugh.
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Pretentious twat.
Loathe her.
If not for nepotism, she'd be NOTHING.
Kate Hudson too.
Michael K is brilliant! I laughed so hard my bubble popped-I was chewing Double Bubble gum when I got to the part about 'her slave'. Just wow. & he KNOWS about Jem too.
Other than her legs, what really struck me is how much surgery she's had. Her nose is completely different now. I have heard that surgery often doesn't show up in still pictures as much, and that's definitely true in this case. It was so much more dramatic seeing her on TV. I also think she's had a facelift or something. She looks really good, but the nosejob was just completely unnecessary, and not an improvement, more of a lateral move.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:01pm.
Now everone on Dlisted has to suck this tricks fishbones to not be considered heifer? What kind of JustJared deduction is that?
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Yeah, what bothers me about that deduction is that it's like saying anyone who makes fun of a fat person must be at home starving themselves or puking it up.
I think she looks kinda skinny. But, personally, I think she's just built like that. From the pictures I've seen, she doesn't look particularly healthy or particularly ill, either. In fact, she is quite likely one of the most averagish kinda people I've ever seen. If she din't have money, she'd prolly be ugly - just for having to work and not having access to all that expensive shit she hawks on GOOP.
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I am not one to be a hater just to pass the time, and Gwyneth may be alot of things, but ugly is not one of them.
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Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:02pm.
Sens, i know nobody likes fishy, i don't like fishy. but it's extremely common here on dlist that ladies like to poke the finger at anyone remotely skinny.
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Or fat. Or short. Or tall. Or ugly. Or pretty...shall I go on...?
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Now everone on Dlisted has to suck this tricks fishbones to not be considered heifer? What kind of JustJared deduction is that?
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
I just dont see this "skinniness" everyone speaks of...I actually thought she looked heavier than usual, a tiny tummy was even noticable when she was walking on & her butt looked a little weird too. I hate this cunt, but her body is actually normal & fine. I am not impressed or under impressed, she looks like a normal celeb from the neck down. Hair is nice too...BUT I cannot say her face is not just average. She is just regular looking to me. If she shut up & stopped being so phony & pretentious then maybe she would look more attractive to me. She is a tall, slender, rich, blonde, so I am sure most guys would gladly get with her.
Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:02pm.
Sens, i know nobody likes fishy, i don't like fishy. but it's extremely common here on dlist that ladies like to poke the finger at anyone remotely skinny.
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I do know that it's an old "trick" to making your legs look longer and thinner by putting a little oil on the bones of your legs.
But the only people I have ever known to do it were anorexics.
Yes I'm saying it: she's all slicked up like an anorexic.
sensimina, i don't expect anyone to call platrow a goddess cos i don't think she is one. i just said that to me those who think she's skinny are fat fucks. that's all! now i know (thank to you) that it is not the case. :)
She really is homely-looking. Yikes!
Oh Provy, I can't blame you for wanting to hit it! I'm just saying it's bullshit that everyone who doesn't fall over backwards to call her a goddess is suddenly called an obese piece of shit. I mean, it's Dlisted, not the GOOP signup page.
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"And most people don't jump over fences to compliment someone they think is a pretentious cunt"
i fall between straight male age 14-75...i dont want to compliment her, but IM A VICTIM OF NATURE!
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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 2:44pm.
I don't get how Dlisted suddenly turned into letsallkissfishsticksgreasyass.com
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i don't get that either. especially since everyone on here always expressed dislike towards her.
i never said anything bad about gwyneth. all i said was i am eager to believe she's a cunt cos of her frienship with madonna. i might be mistaken though! i don't give a damn really.
I'm not an obese lard or anything, but Fishy looks skinny to me. I mean, she's thin. She's not emaciated. The one thing this trick has going for her is a fucking hot body. But I don't know where any of you bitches who thinks she has an "average" body lives...because where I do, "average" is 70 pounds overweight.
And most people don't jump over fences to compliment someone they think is a pretentious cunt, even if they are hot. I don't get how Dlisted suddenly turned into letsallkissfishsticksgreasyass.com
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Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 2:37pm.
thank god there's people who find fishy's weight to be ok. and yes, the dress in fugly. homegirl needs to put on a bra as well.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 2:37pm.
thank god there's people who find fishy's weight to be ok. and yes, the dress in fugly. homegirl needs to out on a bra as well.
her dress however is fucking hideous.
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Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 2:31pm.
LOL i know what you mean.the tricks here must be obese because Fishy's weight looks fine to me.
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i need to speak my mind on here more often. i am kind of sick of being nice all the time! i need the real me to come out.
where in the god damned universe is this woman skinny?! i repeat WHERE!? her weight is fine.
anyone saying she's skinny is a FAT ASS and needs to shut their trap and get on a fucking diet.
or there's another option; get on a fucking diet and exercise! it pisses me off when people say someone normal looking is skinny. it's like they're trying to excuse themselves from being fat. instead of complaining and whining why not do something about it!?
...I came across this last night and before I changed the channel I noticed:
1) super oily legs; not a hot look unless you are at the beach trying to roast yourself with baby oil...no matter what Tom Ford says.
2) her son calls JZ uncle???? I guess Madonna and Beyoncee would be considered aunts then.
Since when is Fishy that close friends with JZ to have her kids call him uncle even thought there is absolutely no blood ties whatsoever? I hate when people do that...is not that she and JZ grew up together to be like family. I just thought that was one more way for her pretentiousness to seep through while pretending to be humble and cute.
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I really don't mind her. I know she can say annoying shit, but at least she seems to be a responsible adult and mother.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 12:55pm.
i agree w/ ricki lake
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OMG provy, ur so GHEY!!!!!!!!!hahahahahah ;P
I SWEAR NO PENETRATION WAS INVOLVED WITH ME AGREEING WITH HIM!!!!! XD
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 12:55pm.
i agree w/ ricki lake
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OMG provy, ur so GHEY!!!!!!!!!hahahahahah ;P
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NOT ONLY THAT, I think what is done to our food, also contributes. The hormones put in the food. So America is responsible for it too , not just genetics and the way people eat. Well government, evil government. Eat organic if you can afford it.
I think she looks gross personally. A little meat on those bones would do her good. Someone mentioned earlier that she looked great after giving birth with maybe 10 more pounds on her if even that. her face would look a little bit fuller and more youthfull. Im 5'5 and weight 110 pounds so what the fuck ever if you think everyone who doesnt like the way she looks is fat. I'm more a fan of a Kate Winslet type of figure.
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I believe that everyone is different, to a point. She is probably supposed to be this size, and others , a little bigger. Some people eat healthy and are bigger than her and no way to stop it, what can you do. And some people eat horribly and are her size but aren't healthy. And some don't eat and starve themselves and are her size. I know for me, I have a thyroid problem....where I take the lowest dose of synthroid, so it's not bad but not only that, but with my fibro and other problems, I don't eat much and have people on my ass to eat. Still, i'm like a size 10. I don't exercise though, for obvious reasons (pain) but......I have never been anywhere near the size hollywood likes. And even back before I got sick, I always watched what I ate. So, I think as long as you eat right you are the way you are supposed to be.....but of course if you are at a weight that is going to possibly cause a heartattack say......then something must be done.
Even I must admit, she's been looking good lately. Last year, when she was doing all her iron man promos in europe, I must say I was quite envious of her hair, legs and clothing then.
I can't believe that people think she's too thin...are we that fucking fat as a society that the second we see a thin person we automatically associate them with famine sufferers? Is thin the new abnormal?
As for the oily legs, I think they're "in" for the summer. I was reading InStyle this month, and there's a little quote about what's sexy from Tom Ford "There's nothing better than a pair of well-oiled legs with a slight shine." Beneath it, he's peddling his Tom Ford oil spray for $50 at Neiman Marcus, lol. I don't mind a slight shine, but I think my OCD would act up if I got oil stains on my dresses.
i agree w/ ricki lake. If you think this is too thin you obviously have self esteem issues, cause this is how people are SUPPOSE TOO LOOK! For other example see: Megyn Kelly *drools*
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I think her body looks good despite the greasy legs and her hair looks fantastic! I wish my hair looked that healthy.
holy hammerin shit what the fuck did she do to herself? people in Ethiopia and Somalia ought to give her food! and if she's unable to get to them call sally struthers. shit!
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Gwnyeth looks like some of my fave fox news anchorettes...tan legs fo' weeks and blonde hair sign me the fuck up. it pains me to say it but she looks hWAT
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I have to say she looks good.....skin looks a little to over-moisturized but her hair looks great that length. How does she not realize in your 30's and having a couple of kids, no matter how small your boobs are you NEED a BRA !!!
Maybe I am putting too much into this. But how would a three year old know about skin color? She says her son thinks all white guys are his father. So, he doesn't know his father's apperance, yet he can spot out skin color. STRANGE!
This is some hydratated legs. LOL
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I think she looks great, w. the exception of the greaaaaaaaaaasy legs. What's up w. that?!
"Emaciated"? No way.
And she was fairly tolerable in the interview, except for the name-dropping...just can't handle "GOOP".
"Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:51am.
Whatever. She looks amazing and anyone saying she doesn't better be a fucking supermodel, or needs to stfu."
Exactly. And note: the people here dissing Putrid Paltrow's appearance got pissed when I called Susan Boyle fat and ugly. Riiiiiiiiiight.
I hate that overly polite, fake, syrupy sweet, act that celebs put on for interviews, it even sounds condescending. Dont they know we can see right through it? I hate her, but her body looks fine to me, I guess, as good as she can get.. she even looks like she gained some weight, I dont find her overly skinny at all. She does however need to invest in a good bra.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:51am.
Whatever. She looks amazing and anyone saying she doesn't better be a fucking supermodel, or needs to stfu.
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