Friday, June 5th 2009

SuBo Freed!

Susan Boyle checked into the Priory clinic five days ago for "exhaustion." Side note: When I told my mother about this, the first thing she said was, "Lipo and facelift." Deadpan. Anyvaze, SuBo got enough zzzzzs and ate enough Jello, because she's back out in the wild!

Su's brother says that she's completely herself again after pretty much losing it a week ago. Gerry Boyle told GMTV (via The Sun), "She's much happier. She's seems a lot more like herself. Things are becoming clearer for her now. She's now beginning to believe that, 'yes indeed, I will be a singer'."

Even though Susan isn't about to shave her head anytime soon, she's still laying low. Susan is resting up in a secret place. Phew. I hope Pebbles the cat is with her, because he's the only one who understands her. They can have a meow, so Pebbles can calm her down.

In other news, Diversity just entered an undisclosed safe house.

Posted by: Michael K


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Fronika's picture

Diversity? Who they? Oh yeah that crap dance group that will be forgotten once they have their five seconds of fame performing before the Queen.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

its like_ MJ_like's picture

Luckily they don't have gun laws in England as in the USA!
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She was also a 'raging nymphomaniac.'"

Susan I love you for ever.. I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is blackwhitemeet.com All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!

First and last of all...she ain't ugly. She's a normal looking woman for her age. Better than some, worse than some. Her voice is (in my opinion, and I have no classical experience/knowledge to back up this opinion, but I tend not to like anything that sounds like her and yet I do like her voice) beautiful! If there is any truth to her story, it's no wonder she had to take a break. ... She's a lovely lady with a beautiful voice. If she wants to, she should make the most of it. If any charlatan wants to ride on her coattails, I hope he/she falls off and gets major road burn.

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:38am.
Submitted by super-ette on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:34am.
Mother Superior and Hekki - this story reminds me of that movie "Little Voice" with Jane Horrocks (Bubble from Ab Fab). It's been so long since I've seen that movie but I think it has a semi-happy ending, with Little Voice kicking her expoitative mother to the curb. Supposedly, that was really Jane Horrocks singing in the film. Sick talent.
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LOVE that movie. She did a great job.

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I agree, finally someone with a talent got a film role, not because she was hot or slept her way up the career ladder.
Great great film.

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go awaaaaaaaaaay susan boyle.

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Submitted by super-ette on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:34am.
Mother Superior and Hekki - this story reminds me of that movie "Little Voice" with Jane Horrocks (Bubble from Ab Fab). It's been so long since I've seen that movie but I think it has a semi-happy ending, with Little Voice kicking her expoitative mother to the curb. Supposedly, that was really Jane Horrocks singing in the film. Sick talent.
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LOVE that movie. She did a great job.

super-ette's picture

Mother Superior and Hekki - this story reminds me of that movie "Little Voice" with Jane Horrocks (Bubble from Ab Fab). It's been so long since I've seen that movie but I think it has a semi-happy ending, with Little Voice kicking her expoitative mother to the curb. Supposedly, that was really Jane Horrocks singing in the film. Sick talent.

"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by super-ette on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:12am.

This is said respectfully (I've always enjoyed reading your posts Hekki)...but how can someone make an assessment about Susan Boyle's mental status based on a few episodes of BGT and some TMZ videos? I don't think that anyone can make a diagnosis based on that.

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You're right.
We're not saying it's the truth, but we are only assuming. I'm no psychologist, but from what she showed so far it's handy to assume she won't make it under the immense pressure. Only time will tell! :D

super-ette's picture

This is said respectfully (I've always enjoyed reading your posts Hekki)...but how can someone make an assessment about Susan Boyle's mental status based on a few episodes of BGT and some TMZ videos? I don't think that anyone can make a diagnosis based on that.

"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."

Bahahahahaaaa SuBo!!!

NoAnjl's picture

Sugaroo, hey there suga! :)

Gotta go, boring pleading to type. BBL
Have fun kids!

M.E.'s picture

I am please to say I still have barely a clue as to who this SB bitch is and I DON'T CAAAAARE!

EastEndGirl's picture

ES,

Thank you...and why the fuck do we know that???

Poor Pebbles, also tooooo beautiful for fame.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:16am.

Who the fuck is Pebbles the cat?
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Sorry whore, I didn't see your ?. That's SoBo's kitty.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."

Sugaroo's picture

NoAnjl, hello!

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luscious_t's picture

I;m sure I;m going to hell now because that last sentence really cracked me up - and I work with the mentally ill. :\

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EastEndGirl's picture

Fine bitches don't answer my question.

Susan can't handle the fame because she is tooooo beautiful. (thanks Megan Fox, Jessica Beil)

Plecostomus's picture

I think I know what will make SuBo happy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/club_epitome/boylegosselin.jpg
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Bottom-feeder.

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:16am.

If someone is mentally not quite stable, how will they ever survive a whole tour?
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Britney does it.

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True :)
I like IheartHaters' idea of the drugs. Good point.

What I probably meant was... how would someone who is not experienced in this business (and we have to admit that music business is harsh at times) and makes an unsecure and self-concious impression survive in the industry by not going coocoo?
I'm thinking about breaking under the pressure and grab for drugs and alcohol etc. And I don't wish this to happen to Susan, of course.

But it's like putting a 10-year-old shy girl on the stage to do her trick.
Some are strong enough and some aren't. I son't think Susan is, that's why a pretty voice is just not enough -I think.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:22am.

Of course Susan Boyle has a learning disability. What else would explain the choked way she spits words out of her porcine jowls? She barely speaks English, and it sure as hell ain't 'cause she's Scottish. Bitch be drunk and dumb. Here's an idea - if you don't want attention, don't go on TV!

???????? Dayum! Tell us what you really think.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.

SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!

xo

No Words's picture

Awwww, I wish SuBo the best and hope she does well in her career. Go, Susan!

Snoogle's picture

When and where the hell was it disclosed that she had a learning/developmental disability, or is it just speculation??

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.

SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!

xo

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MK had to start putting bitches on the Naughty Spot
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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ricki lake's picture

Of course Susan Boyle has a learning disability. What else would explain the choked way she spits words out of her porcine jowls? She barely speaks English, and it sure as hell ain't 'cause she's Scottish. Bitch be drunk and dumb. Here's an idea - if you don't want attention, don't go on TV!

NoAnjl's picture

Good Morning All and Happy Weekend.

I will buy a drink for the person that can make that hideous picture of Edie Falco go away. Thank you.

kd♥

EvilShoe's picture

LOL @ ricki lake

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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."

EvilShoe's picture

Newportjoey,

That shit went down in the David Carradine death thread, page 2. It got so bad MK himself came running down the mountain and made an appearance in the open post.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."

ricki lake's picture

"Submitted by Newportjoey on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:15am.

There was namecalling yesterday and I missed it??? Damn it!!"

I was barely even here yesterday, so I know it wasn't me they're talkin' about. Harumph.

EvilShoe's picture

My God ricki lake, I am surprised you didn't coin in with her learning disabilities too.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
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snowpiece's picture

ooooooh if she's a secret alkie all of a sudden she's a little more interesting to me (just a little tho)

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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

The Fly's picture

Honestly though- who is she? Who dis? Some British thing? Really MK, with this and that Peter Andrew dude and his wife Gordon I thought you were blogging from the UK at first.

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Plecostomus's picture

If someone is mentally not quite stable, how will they ever survive a whole tour?
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Britney does it.

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Bottom-feeder.

EastEndGirl's picture

Who the fuck is Pebbles the cat?

Newportjoey's picture

There was namecalling yesterday and I missed it??? Damn it!!

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:13am.

If someone is mentally not quite stable, how will they ever survive a whole tour?
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Ask Shitney & her handlers...lots n lots of DRUGS!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

cabbagehead's picture

i didn't know she was developmentally disabled. :[
or that she had issues with alcohol. damn where the hell have *i* been.

Mother Superior's picture

My first thought on this was -can she survive as a singer???
There is this silly tour going on soon where all final contestants travel around the UK to do their thing.
If someone is mentally not quite stable, how will they ever survive a whole tour? And does she think being a singer can be done at her pace from her living room? She has zero stage presents, as far as I'm concerned.

I've done a few concerts myself and know you have to be tough of some sort, if you want to make it (or be really pretty and sleep with the producer).

Having a voice is one thing, but it takes guts and skills to suvive, especially at her age.

shazam's picture

Isn't the real story that she's an alcholic?

She was drying out, it wasn't exhaustion.

She spent all of BGT pissed out of her tiny mind.

Snoogle's picture

I LOVE SuBo and am so glad that she is on the mend. I will be one of the first ones to buy her Christmas cd. She is now free to be a much bigger star (now) that she is not tied to the show's obligations.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.

SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!

xo

ricki lake's picture

Siiiick, who freed Willy?

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:04am.

Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:03am.

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Yeah, I could've dealt with the Wolf shirt. It's a pretty awesome shirt.
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And cross-cultural! We, too, have the Wolf shirt phenomenon!
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Plus I think it kind of glows in the dark which could really help a bitch out in the woods on a dark night. The hair is only good for attitude.

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Smurfy, how was the prom?

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by qjersey: "Lets not forget that Susan has some sort of learning/developmental disability...which is probably why she collapsed under pressure. Anyone who has worked with the developmentally disabled could tell you this."

That's what I always say about her, too. It's remarkable that she's held it together as long as she did.

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KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF WITH THE NAME CALLING

WE DO NOT NEED A REPEAT OF YESTERDAY

The Fly's picture

Excuse me? She's fabaloos! Naw, she aint no drag queen fantasy- she a real woman! Sashay shantay to da left to da left!

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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:01am.
And yes, I am always such a shit.

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Okey dokey then. Jest checking! Carry on, then.

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Lets not forget that Susan has some sort of learning/developmental disability...which is probably why she collapsed under pressure. Anyone who has worked with the developmentally disabled could tell you this.

Albatross's picture

I'm glad she's doing better. It must have been difficult for her to go from virtual nobody to a superstar overnight. I have nothing but sympathy for her. For those of you who get your kicks bashing her, ask yourself if *you* could have handled such fame and attention, literally overnight.

TEAM SUBO!

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