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I don't care what Kelly Clarkson looks like, she can sing her fat ass off.
Look at what happened to Ann Wilson, she still kicks ass.
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One thing Danielle has gone through is a whole lot of plastic surgery!

mind your uterus ashlee (or something)
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Asshole Simpson and her sister need to be spayed. We must salvage the minds of future children and keep the Simpson family from pro-creating.

If Kelly didn't dress so sloppy she wouldn't look as big. She just seems to not care anymore and THAT is the problem not necessarily her wieght.

Dayum, Doucheyer looks like a freakin' giant in that pic of him with Aniston. Freakin' 10 head.

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Ghandi body with the two cowhide canteens swinging from her ribcage. Ahhaha. Um... NO.
- by madam s. on Tori Spelling's body

I don't think Kelly looks that bad right now, but if she keeps it up, she is going to end up obese. I was at Kaiser the other day, waiting in line to pick up my meds....enormous damn line. And what I noticed was that about 70% of these people were obese. Damnit, if they put down burgers and worked out every once in a while, they wouldn't need to be on high cholesterol/high blood pressure meds. Then maybe I wouldn't have to wait in a line for over half an hour.

I love when Kelly says the gay rumors aren't helping her dating-wise. It also probably doesn't help that she's sloppy looking and big as a fuckin house. C'mon now, Kelly...we all know you're capable of better.
Arg, Acid Reflux Simpson and her douchey husband are such losers. I actually dislike her more than her sister, which is saying a LOT.
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB

Ashlee Simpson is a sloppy hateful bitch. I loathe her and her monkey husband probably more than couple in Hollywood. Something about them seems disgustingly self-important, when, in fact, they are irrelevant wannabes.
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Douchechill!

Where does BRAVO find these "housewives", in back alleys? why hasn't Danielle been wacked yet? :)
I do like RHoNJ. 8^)

poor delusional Diane Lane.

if Kelly likes her fat, so should we.

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Why is Asshole drunk when she is pregnant?

Whore.

It's Suze, like in booze.

Miss Priss yes, both of them, I still can't believe they are gone, I have put all their pics away for awhile.... :(
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

I really don't care who Kelly is licking or sticking. At the end of the day, she needs to decide whether she wants to be fat and fabulous or healthy.

Because this yo-yo shit, back and forth, is even worse for her than being one or the other.

Skinny bitches ARE evil. But Kelly has gone a bit overboard from the photos I have seen lately.

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:20am.
i don't understand why anyone would consciously be overweight? i get it if you are just a bigger person, but to know that you are unhealthy and do nothing about it, and it fact act like nothing is wrong, especially when you have every resource to help yourself??? who wants to be overweight?
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KC's weight has fluctuated a lot. Sometimes you just decide to be happy the way you are. Maintaining an itty bitty waist can be a LOT of work. There's way too much emphasis on "skinny" as opposed to healthy. Skinny does not always = healthy.

Some of the happiest people I know are "FAT" and still GORGEOUS SLUTS!

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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson

I am shocked people don't know who Heart is. They had more than a few hit singles, after all. Hell, even Allison Iraheta sang "Alone" this season on Idol.

Kelly Clarkson is a lesbian, no doubt. Well, I don't know for sure obvi but I've kinda thought so for quite a long time.

Kelly Clarkson is a home depot shopping friend of Ellen with a deepfried pizza addiction!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

well, i guess my music edumacation is sadly incomplete
*sigh*

but i can name more early 90's rappers than i have fingies, and i can tell you if a song is by Steely Dan....

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

oh come on guys! Heart is responsible for one of the most imitated guitar riffs. kelly clarkson is just some fat chick who won a reality show.

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Miss Priss on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:37am

I really liked him in "W".
I feel bad for Josh that Babs Streisand is his stepmonster.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Bitchette - Sorry, I was just under the assumption EVERYONE know's who Heart is and the members.

My bad.

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I believe Kelly's gay.
IDK, there's something about her that screams "heeeere Kity Kitty!!" hahaha

I like her though

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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson

i perpetuated the Kelly gay rumors. she seems like it, I can't see her with a guy- cause i know her like that lol :)

i think she's a good singer, but i haven't liked her last few albums. i really liked breakaway.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

I am so ashamed to say this but I really like Josh Brolin. I blame the Goonies!
If you have Diane Lane as your wife you best be kissing her feet and licking them asswipe!

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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson

bitchette on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:31am

Heart did in fact have a few 80's giant ballad hits.
And that's when we all saw Ann, XXL Ann.

I don't care, I like Kelly Clarkson.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Is it wrong that I want to break a beer bottle up Asshole Simpson's head? IDK what is it about that twat she makes me think viloent thoughts. I hate her!

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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson

Agreed rotten.

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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

I've heard the Kelly gay rumors, and I think they're true. She's pretty butch and she's never been seen with a dude, she's always frolicking on beaches with gaggles of other chubby chicks.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

K.D. yes- the one that looks like it was embroidered by south american hands.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

When I read about women putting up with abusive men, I just feel like punching a kitty. When you have no self-respect, you deserve what comes at you. Simple math.

I don't believe Aniston is trying to contact Douche Mayer, it's more like he's making things up as usual... and I highly doubt she would trade her friends for a dick.

Oh, Kelly Clarkson.. but she's a fat joke herself anyway... and looks a mess. Maybe that's why people talk so much about her weight gain. She looks perpetually unkept. That might make people think she's depressed or something. And she shouldn't worry about the gossip concerning her sexuality since american society today is completely obsessed with people's sexuality.

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That looks like a wonky Teri Hatcher in that picture.

The article she says she doesn't care if people think she is gay but it is hurting her dating life. I've never heard the rumors either, but whatever.

ok, ok, i know barracuda. heart is an 80's band tho right?
*googles* ok NO- 70's

now why am i a fired whore because i don't know the name of a singer in a band that was famous 10+ yrs before i was born!? not fair!

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

That bitch from the Housewives, looks like a broke down Teri Hatchetface.

bitchette

Not wrong at all. I think that dress kicks ass!

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Submitted by azgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:25am.
Yes, Kelly. The rumors of you being gay are hurting your dating opportunities. It has nothing to do with the fact that you completely let yourself go.
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I have not heard these Gay rumors..

Submitted by azgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:25am.

Yes, Kelly. The rumors of you being gay are hurting your dating opportunities. It has nothing to do with the fact that you completely let yourself go.

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I was trying to, politely, avoid that comment - but there you go! It's been said! O dear;p

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bitchette on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:23am

She's in Heart.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:17am.

The dress that looks like it's from Ecuador?

Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:23am.
who's ann wilson?
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WHAT!?!?!?!? You're fired whore.

Ann Wilson, Heart????? Barracuda???

*slaps bitchette*

Yes, Kelly. The rumors of you being gay are hurting your dating opportunities. It has nothing to do with the fact that you completely let yourself go.

who's ann wilson?

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

No bitchette, it's not wrong. I'm actually a little obsessed with it myself.

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M.E. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:18am

Dots connected!
HA! & HAHA!

I don't care what Kelly Clarkson looks like, she can sing her fat ass off.
Look at what happened to Ann Wilson, she still kicks ass.
Kelly is no Ann yet but you wait...

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

i don't understand why anyone would consciously be overweight? i get it if you are just a bigger person, but to know that you are unhealthy and do nothing about it, and it fact act like nothing is wrong, especially when you have every resource to help yourself??? who wants to be overweight?

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

@ Bitchette

It's not wrong. Some of those dresses are really cute.