Friday, June 5th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By DONUTS!!!
Happy National Donut Day! In honor of this delicious holiday, both Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Kreme are giving out free donuts. Well, the cheap fucks at DD will make you buy a small drink to get one, but still! You better skedaddle your ass over there before Kristie Alley shows up. RRUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! And save a few to make scrumptious donut daiquiris later.
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I have never eaten a donut... haha.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 12:41pm.
@El B...I keep them in an old sock under a loose floorboard behind the pedestal grinder in my dads shed...
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I could tell you still live with your parents...lol
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 8:43pm.
Considering I was not a happy camper today, they were both welcome little funny events!
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I'm still not a happy camper today but I have to admit that when the hound trumpeted a loud toot, I giggled. Rotten pooch.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:08pm
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Oh, ahahahahahahaaa! - I honestly can't decide which is funnier.
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Considering I was not a happy camper today, they were both welcome little funny events!
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I'm glad you got in a couple of giggles today! : )
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:08pm
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Oh, ahahahahahahaaa! - I honestly can't decide which is funnier.
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Considering I was not a happy camper today, they were both welcome little funny events!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:58pm.
Haha! Don't you just love conversations you over hear?!
Good point about the woman. If she were dead, obviously she wouldn't keep calling!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:08pm.
LMAO!!!
I do one of those diets where they make the food for you (Seattle Sutton, if you have that where you are). Well, last week I go to pick up my food and I hear the woman at the front desk talking on the phone.
As I get closer I hear her say, "I've been here all goddamn day while you've been doing God knows what. Not answering the phone, that's for damn sure. I could be lying here DEAD for all you know."
Then I come into the office, she hangs up and is all smiles. If she were dead, how would she keep calling???
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:08pm
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Oh, ahahahahahahaaa! - I honestly can't decide which is funnier. One time, I attempted to flush a public toilet with my foot and my foot slipped in the toilet. Yeah....that's beyond nasty. Napkin disposal is...ugh!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 12:09pm.
What do you mean me drinking? I was drinking Water! *wink * *wink*
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
ha ha! Goopy's shiny legs even made the front of Yahoo. She's so gross.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 12:09pm.
LOL, He got in trouble cuz he trew up all over himself and left the vomited vest in the hotel, It was a rented tuxedo.
I had nothing to do with him being wasted, he STOLE MY FUCKING VODKA , I should be mad at her for putting me thru such fuckery.
Now is funny but I was Mortified. I am so happy I dont have to see anybody's face ever again.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 12:09pm.
Oh Smurfy I love the story and I love The LiLo!
Did the kid get in trouble from his mom? Did you get in trouble for him drinking? I would read through thread but am too lazy!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 06/05/2009
I will ck it out now. Thx 4 heads up.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:08pm
lol@ the poor kid.
I do not touch anything on a public restroom either EVER
DG, Pleae go to the second or fisrt page of the open ost here, there's my prom story.
I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
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Okay, not that anyone is still around and will read this, but I had to post two funny things that happened today:
1) While waiting to get served lunch today, there was this mother and her son sitting in the booth behind me, things were pretty calm when suddenly the son said, with clenched teeth "Mom, I SWEAR, I AM NOT GAY!" Unfortunately for the teenage kid, the restaurant was oddly silent when he blurted that out. Not much was said between mother and son after that.
2)I never touch anything in a public restroom, NEVER. I go through great acrobatic feats to not touch a handle, door, etc... Today, as I was flushing the toilet with my foot, I kinda lost my balance while pressing foot on handle and my big old foot slid off the handle and landed on the nasty used napkin disposal knocking it clean off the wall and making the most god awful bunch of racket one has ever heard in a restroom from someone NOT having sex. I was laughing so hard that the woman in the next stall said "What kind of party is going on in your stall?"
Okay, so that is all I have to say, not really exciting, but I thought it was funny at the time.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
So I'm waaaaaayyyyyy late to the game but if any are still around, RE Depeche Mode, you sluts should really check out the Black Celebration album. Greatness.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:39pm.
Is Sisto the guy who played the husband in Waitress? I thought he was James Franco for a second.
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Looks like it. Here's his imdb page. I'd never heard of him before Sugaroo.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005438/
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:39pm.
Is Sisto the guy who played the husband in Waitress? I thought he was James Franco for a second.
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:57pm
I watch Reno911 sometimes. It's pretty funny because you can randomly watch any episode and be amused because there really is no storyline.
Breakdown, If I moved to Europe, I'd become a lush!
Bye EEG, HOR! Have fun this weedend!
M.E.:
Then you need to move to Europe, where it is expected of you to have a drink at lunch.
Or two!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Have a great weekend sluts.
I am sitting here shitting my pants. I had a drink at lunch and my manager has the sniffer of a bloodhound. I am so paranoid he's going to find out.
I am sitting here, with my MP3 player on, ear buds in, working, quietly.
ACK!
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:39pm.
Is that Hal Sparks in your avie?
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Is that Gerard Butler picking his nose in your avie? That is hilarious.
Holy crap, I just googled Hal Sparks & he does look like Sisto. I saw Hal Sparks at a peace walk here in LA & he is very cool & funny. Did anyone ever see that TV show where the celebrities had to go into a haunted place? He was in one that was an insane asylum and it scared the SHIT out of me for days. I was very impressed with Rachel Hunter and I totally believe in ghosts. They documented that shit and it was SCARE FUCKING EEEEE.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:56pm.
freebird:
Are you serious?!
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No. That's the porn name joke - how you get your porn name. I just threw in a Vegas hotel because it was Jackie Collins.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:36pm.
Not really. I was hoping that it was stupidly funny because I needed cheering up. No such luck. You can't even count on shallow comedies to be even somewhat amusing anymore.
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Reno 911. Lurve it. The show, the movie, but especially the show. It's campy funny shit.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:37pm.
Is that Brandon Flowers smoking a joint?
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it is indeed Mr Flowers, but he's smoking just a lame cigarette (which i'm craving right now)
@EEG: but.. aren't we supposed to shake and puke and go naked and all those wonderful things??
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freebird:
Are you serious?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:50pm.
So I was lying in bed last night (alone) and I wanted to read, and I had nothing in English as a choice other than Jackie Collins.
Well, I opened it up and I could not put it down! I was a Jackie Collins virgin but this shit is trash-tastic!
And where the FUCK does she get these crazy ass names for her characters?!
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She takes the name of her pet for the first name and adds the name of her favorite Vegas hotel for the last name.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:36pm.
Not really. I was hoping that it was stupidly funny because I needed cheering up. No such luck. You can't even count on shallow comedies to be even somewhat amusing anymore.
So I was lying in bed last night (alone) and I wanted to read, and I had nothing in English as a choice other than Jackie Collins.
Well, I opened it up and I could not put it down! I was a Jackie Collins virgin but this shit is trash-tastic!
And where the FUCK does she get these crazy ass names for her characters?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:40pm.
I'm going to rent He's Just Not That Into You tonight.
I'll wait for reviews on Monday!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Farrah,
No we cannot. Ask Snow.
I will shake and puke and go naked.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:39pm.
Freebird - check your DM in Twitter!
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I DMd you back.
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Crap it's not sending - here's your answer just in case -
HELL TO THE NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:39pm.
Freebird - check your DM in Twitter!
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I DMd you back.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:39pm.
Is that Hal Sparks in your avie?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:39pm.
Freebird - check your DM in Twitter!
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HEY ROOOOOOO! K.
I'm going to rent He's Just Not That Into You tonight.
*buys extra large tub of ben and jerrys and jumbo sweatpants*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:37pm.
Stoney : yes, I eat them in moderation too.
I freaking hate Dan Brown or whatever his name is, he's a crappy writer, sorry, but I was an English major (lol) and it's true.
IMO
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I've never read his books. Kanye's book is about more my speed. Just kidding. But I do like Dan Brown's focus. The Knights Templar etc. have always fascinated me. But the movies were enough.
Freebird - check your DM in Twitter!
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Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:31pm.
Farrah,
Heres that drink I owe you. :)
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awwww thanks! *GULP* *buuuuurrrrrp*
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Is that Brandon Flowers smoking a joint?
That picture of Homer with the donut is pretty adorable.
In other news, I've self-diagnosed myself with a mild touch of Asperger's Syndrome. Nobody I've explained it to disagrees.
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There's the door, spaceman.
Stoney : yes, I eat them in moderation too.
I freaking hate Dan Brown or whatever his name is, he's a crappy writer, sorry, but I was an English major (lol) and it's true.
IMO
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:32pm.
You know which movie kind of sucked?
Paul Blart: Mall Cop. It wasn't even stupidly funny. It was just stupid.
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Did that surprise you?
Actually, I see how it could appear from the trailers to be a zany Reno 911esque romp. Guess it wasn't.
freebird:
I was totally in a theatre packed with Trekkies because they were laughing at stuff I totally felt was some insider, rabid fan-like material.
I was like, "Why are they laughing?!"
Anyway, that aside, I thought it was good and I am so NOT a Trekkie.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:21pm.
Can someone please tell me what the forum is?
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HELL
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Seems like it. Scary!! Like one of those drug movies!
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Hell's back door.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.