HoHan Could Lose A Limb
Dr. Drew is yapping about the future of Lindsay Lohan again and this time he's saying that he's afraid she might lose a limb. Just call her Lindsay NoHand (GONG!).
Dr. D told Parade (via NJ.com), "I'm convinced that she'll get sober one day. But I'm afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I'm really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it's going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she's going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me."
Hoooold up. Why would she lose a limb? Does excessive boozing and bonging cause your arms to fall off? Because if that's the case, half of us here will be typing with our noses in about 10 years. The bars will be filled with amputees drinking beer through a straw. Thankfully, a skilled ho doesn't need arms to suck dick.
And if HoHan does lose a limb, I hope it's the useless one orange one with a raggedy blonde mop that's always hanging on her ass for a dime (bag).
Here's some pictures of HoHan out in London last night. Go ahead and give three cheers for her bodyguard, because he hit her in the face while making their way into a club. You know that was a premeditated bitch slap! He's been planning it for weeks.
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My five year old looked at that picture of her and said 'she's old! I can tell by her forehead!' hahahahahahaha
I wish she would lose her way in an un-mapped minefield...
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How much meth and coke and heroin does it take to make a twentysomething look forty something??
an enquiring mind needs to know...
Oh shit! That's the ensemble and the open-toe, fringed shoes TMZ zeroed in on.
Look at those dirty, skanky feet - the toenails look like they have a fungal disease.
UGH! Gotta go bake! BRB.
So, are the producers making this apparent next movie she's in worried about stuff like this? 'Cuz obviously all that rehab was for shit...
I couldn't imagine camera's in my face everytime i get wasted. go lohan (ok she does look old)
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This is some straight-up Margo Kidder shit. Get ready to wake up in a stranger's back yard. Damn I'm old.
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I feel bad for the girl. Most people don't want to remember how bad of parents she has and it really isn't her fault how she turned out. Yeah she's grown now but come on, she's scarred and you can't expect her to be a normal mature woman when her parents fucked her up. I know she's a selfish bitch but we dont know what she would be like if she was raised by good people. I always see her and just hope she gets better and don't feel anger or anything towards her.
A meteor shower couldn't blast through the oil slick she thinks is her skin.
If she ever takes a bath, the ring will be bigger than Saturn's.
She looks like hammered shit.
@joannahoho (are 2 ho's really necessary? SLUT!lol)
Also drunks get the gout(sp?) which can cause a loss of limb if it gets bad enough. My old boss from way back in tha day was a raging alcoholic and it happened to him. That prick deserved it though.
Paris is for stoners.
MK, prolonged intravenous drug use can actually cause a druggie to lose limbs (exactly like requiem for a dream) .... LiLo can snort and lose a nose instead
She looks like Joan Crawford as Mommy Dearest in the top pic. In the fifth thumbnail..her toes are nasty dirty skanky..and I know toes!
Hahaha Islandgirl: now that you mention it...
*shudder*
Meh, if people were disposable, Hohan wouldn't even be recycleable...Take her to her final resting place (a landfill)...She's done and the rats and roaches need a meal....
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Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 5:59pm.
Hi Islandgirl *hug*: weren't her feet all levels of wrong? And wearing fringed shoes that showed her toes just added to the sartorial catastrophe.
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Her hooves reminded me of a Minotaur. Ick. Nast.
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MK, you always have the best pics for your posts! LMAO
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Hi Islandgirl *hug*: weren't her feet all levels of wrong? And wearing fringed shoes that showed her toes just added to the sartorial catastrophe.
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 5:46pm.
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Hey, Miz! Long time, no see! And I saw that pic--- it inspired me to change my avie. :)
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die already.
TMZ had her skanky feet on display 2 days ago: they were filthy, ungroomed, fungal and just gross.
Check out the first pic: her face is as old as her Mom's...
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What's up with Dr. Drew? Is he obesssed with Lindsay?
When Britney was on the crazy train he said he wouldn't presume to make an assessment of her condition unless she was his patient, but with Lohan he seems to always be yapping about her. Does he want her as his patient? Is he suffering from some kind of savior fantasy? Creepy.
Still, I do like Love Line.
That is some bogus footwaer....WHAT is up wif dem a foot dem????
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Even if she gets "clean," the damage to her unfortunate face is already done. Bitch looks haggard and beat at only 22. Well done, Smokahontas!
We lose David Carradine, but this mental midget continues to breathe air......
Oh, did The Thing from "Fantastic Four" blow a load into her ear? Orange jizz. Heh heh heh.
Why would the idea of this waste of space losing a limb scare someone? It's her problem not anyone else's and I'm fine with that.
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Whoah - judging by the lines in her face, she's got to be mid 40s. That can't be, right? I mean, wasn't she just doing Herbie the Love Bug a few years ago?
I know everyone thinks she is skank, and I have definitely fully soured on her after a brief girl crush about 2 years ago, but I believe she has finally entered the place of skank no return with those shoes. They are the sartorial representation of skank. Just ... skank, no other words to describe.
Who's Chester the Molester in those thumbs down there?! Yeesh!
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She does have some sort of lesion on that big toe, maybe she's transforming into a dart board feet first. Sad when your let your fragile ego get in the way of living your life, b/c that's what it boils down to as far as I'm concerned.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Is he Dr.Drew the psychic now?? Is he making a reference to that shit Lohan movie, "I Know Who Killed Me"? As fucked up as Lohan is she is still quite young (22) & she has plenty of time to recover, she could probably party hard for at least another 5 years & pull out of it alive...Do we even ever see her driving or is she driven around a lot? Sorry to say, but I am not really worried about her. She seems like the type who will always get lucky somehow & get out of whatever trouble she encounters...Has she even ever been in trouble, besides the underage drinking thing? That blew over relatively easily. I think her money will eventually run out from lack of work & living large & she will then hit rock bottom, she needs poverty for that to happen.
Maybe Dr. Drew's making a "Requiem for a Dream" ref...does Lindsay shoot up heroin between her toes?
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Submitted by mharker on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 2:51pm.
I know what you're saying, and Dr. Drew gave amazingly level-headed advice on Loveline, but I don't think he should make a public statement that things can get worse for Lindsay. Not to mention something as shocking as she could lose a limb. He's been quoted in the press enough to know what to tell them without being sensational. If he thinks he's helping people with this statement, he's not.
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He is just probably confirming what a lot of people have thought (well, ok... me!), which is she's main-lining that coke, not snorting it! The snorts only work for a while - then you need more & more & more, and pretty soon, it's going into your vein for that "ultimate" coke high. I can totally see her doing that. She looks like utter shit! And, that is NOT due to "exhaustion"!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
mharker,
I agree he shouldn't be calling her out. No-one gets sober unless they really want it, no matter what they're threatened with. I'm grateful I like being sober better than I liked being drunk & I pray for people like her.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 2:51pm.
I know what you're saying, and Dr. Drew gave amazingly level-headed advice on Loveline, but I don't think he should make a public statement that things can get worse for Lindsay. Not to mention something as shocking as she could lose a limb. He's been quoted in the press enough to know what to tell them without being sensational. If he thinks he's helping people with this statement, he's not.
I think what Dr. Drew meant is that as bad as seems to everyone else, it can always get worse. LiLo won't wake up until she's permanently disfigured. She's had how many DUI's? I don't think she's done drunk driving yet & there's more than enough opportunity for scars/lost limbs there.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
LMAO Provy the blohole!!!!
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Am I supposed to care if she loses a limb or not? Because I don't.
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Submitted by I am just pretend on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 2:39pm.
i also noticed her dirty nails. one more reason why this whore is repulsive in every possible way.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 1:47pm.
I'm glad you got well again. I wish you could tell your story to Ms. Lohan. Tie her to a chair and make her listen.
Forget Lindsay. I fucking love Dr. Drew. Loveline was the best thing ever to a seventh grader.
Can the limb be her head?
I wish she would lose her way in an un-mapped minefield...
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Dayum Ms Caligula, wanna party..kidding. Lilo's fingernails & toenails are always so dirty looking & to me that is so nasty. I tend to pay attention to people's hands & feet and can't stand dirty looking nails. YUCK
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 1:43pm.
Maybe she'll lose her fingers from smoking the way Marie from the Bronx did. In those anti-smoking ads. That play constantly in the NY metro area.
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I saw that commercial with my mom once and she pointed out that her speech patterns sound like Tracey Morgan's. Which makes sense, since I think he's from the Bronx too. But now when I see that I picture Tracey saying "no fingers? that's cahraaazy!"
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 1:46pm.
Hekki! those fucking commercials! Remember the PRican dude with the tracheotomy? "I used to love to go sweeming"
HAHA i remember that i was always like "well make like a whale suface and use your tracheotomy as a blowhole"....I used to love to go sweeming LMAO
a new one they're showing is that like lifetime movie commercial then the camera pans down and its some young girl w/ her dying father...FRIGGIN' Marlboro Reds robbed her of being walked down by her father for her wedding!!
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