Monday, June 8th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 5th!
Kanye thought the girls he had a threesome with were pure solid gold, but found out that shit was fake when it turned his dick green. - madam s.
Runners-up:
We be linin' up for Rock of Love auditions, bitches! My name's gonna be No Brows and this is my girl Ill Fitting Tank Top! - mharker
God. Someone clap their hands and turn these bitches OFF! - Zanna
(Thanks Amy)
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what's wrong with the right girl???
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God. Someone clap their hands and turn these bitches OFF! - Zanna
HAHAHA
Congratulations to madam s. and Zanna! Also to me.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa madam s, Congers mharker and Zanna!! :o)
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I'm tired of waiting for a prison pic of wigless Phil Spector.
I love it!!! Congrats funny mofos!!! LOLOL
yay! Thing is, when I wrote that it came from the heart. I meant it when I said it. It came from the bowels of my heart where disgust lives. Well, sometimes disgust is in my liver too but mostly on Fridays.
I'd read the others before and laughed, but missed 'ill fitting tank top'. Brilliant!
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Right on madam! Zanna Rotfl CLAP ON!! Congrats you funny horz, this was a great caption pic to work with LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
O SNAP! good one Madam S
lmao @ "green dick"
hip hop tina yothers crew
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madam s - you go with your bad self! LOL! Congrats!
Congrats also to mharker and Zanna! LOL
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JABIFFXOXO
Congrats, ya'll! Zanna's caption killed me.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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Congrats everyone!
Funny Stuff.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hahahaha madame s. congrats also to funnah mharker & Zann.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Ahhaha... thanks guys! I can't believe it's Kanye's birthday! Serendipity.
congrats winners!
madam ssssssssssssssssssss♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
madam s.....that one made me laugh out loud. Loved it!!
You other sluts....those are funny as shit too!
Congrats to all of you :)
Loved them all. Funny!
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YAY madam s!!! Congrats mharker & Zanna!
Congrats madam s. on a funny win!!!!
Congratulations also to mharker and Zanna!! Zanna, now I am going to be singing the little clapper jingle all morning (clap on, clap off, the CLAPPER!)
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♪I'm as freeeeee as an assbird.♪
Brilliant!
On a different note, what the fuck is Solange doing with her hands in this crap cover?
http://music.yahoo.com/promo-42778155-53-20090127-autoplay
Congrats madam s., mharker, and Zanna - thanks for the giggles!
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Foxy Humps is in your tower, ringing your bells.
Bwahahahaha Madam S! Hilarious. Congratulations mharker and Zanna. ♥
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! ~Homer Simpson
Congrats, Madam♥s! Clevah as always. WTG, Mharker! And LOL, Zanna!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
madam s. you funny hot slut! perfect!
congrats to the runner's up too.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Sarah Coen's white trash-themed bat mitzvah.
Cute. Now guess which one is the mom and which one is the daughter.
Bit late but....
Maury - " Richard Kiel, i'm extremely sorry but.....you ARE their daddy!!!! "
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I'm tired of waiting for a prison pic of wigless Phil Spector.
Not what Bobby Flay thought was going to appear at his "Thrill of the Grill" book signing
Ever wondered what Kendra Wilkinson looks like when she does her own hair & makeup?
Introducing the cast of Flavor of Love 39
all the girls in da club step aside (Oh Shit)
shinning...I Met My True Love At blackwhitemeet.com. It is a wonderful dating mecca for black and white singles to have fun together! Love is color blind here! It can help you find your ideal match easily.
Miss Merrilville Indiana 2008, Tiffany Joanne Henderson (pictured at right) passes her grill to the 2009 winner, Cassandra May Warren.
Hi Mom,
Don't worry bout me an Tiff. We be ah-ight. In fact, we real cool here in da new hood. We got lotsa homies an dey down for us. Ya know what I'm sayin? Bess of all, we gots us two FINE mothafuckas who want us to be dey baby mamas! We holla atchoo later ah-ight? Right now dey esspectin us up in da crib. Gotta git busy makin you a granchile. Holla at Mrs. Henderson for us too ah-ight? An tell huh she gonna be a grandma too.
Love,
Cassie an Tiffany
P.S. Sorry I stole yo Reynolds wrap but it be keepin me an Tiff in grills fo a while.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Brooke Hogan become friends. Brooke's always the fat one.
I am sixteen going on seventeen,
Innocent and naive!
Fellows I meet will tell me I'm sweet
And WILLINGLY I believe!
♥ ThreadKilla!
TwitterWhore
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Rock of Love Bus training camp is in session.
That is what happens when you suck on a tailpipe.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
The Real Housewives of Deliverance: Dueling Grills.
Girls everywhere grill-up and braid-it for Spectacular's next Grind Off. It takes a lot of work to compete with a whore chair.
LeAnn Rimes ups her game in the hunt for Eddie Cibrian. No man can resist a grill on horse teeth.
If your wig is shinier than your grill, you might be a redneck.
With milkshake like that, even the burned out truck in the front yard was turned on.
Shauna Sands pre-Lucite proves that the Lucite really is magical.
Never barter blow jobs with the Devil for golden locks and a good tat.
May every Jack has his Jill. Still Don't have a date?
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With all the 80's shows and movies that are being remade, Hollywood thought it was a great idea to redo Golden Girls. This is what made the cut.
Shanna Moakler's Super Sweet 16