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Submitted by Lolah on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 8:14am.

OMFG, seriously, nofuckingway!

I can see that you're really good at taking expressions literally and missing the point entirely. Yeah, you miserable asshole, I'm aware that trees are important and provide oxygen for every organism on the planet...what I meant was that while human activity has reduced the amount of trees on the planet that we, collectively as humans, have most likely not so depleted Earth of resources that we're so destitute and desperate that we must resort to batshit measures to preserve nature.

The A-List doomsayers and their wannabes, like Mrazzhole and company, do a good job at attempting to persuade people into following their desperate methods that interfere with a comfortable and hygienic lifestyle, and I don't give a rat's ass how "greedy" I sound: Like most people on the planet, I'm selfish and take advantage of the commodities that have replaced nature. If that means I'm ignorant, then too fucking bad. Not wiping your ass properly after taking a huge power-dump is unsanitary and disgusting. Bacteria FTW.

But seriously. You don't think I didn't know that piece of information? Wow. Fuck off. Seriously, GFY and the condescending horse you rode in on.

"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"

i like that pic of Jason Mraz, can't take my eyes off of it...:>
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"Is it me, or is this "green" fad getting fucking old?

I've never been an environmentalist, so maybe it's just me, but I think on a scale of significance in terms of world crises, that the environment is miniscule. There is war, poverty, and illness running rampant in the world, and all these assholes worry about is joining a fucking bandwagon to save the trees.

To the melodramatic crusaders who obviously are so oblivious to the world today: Newspapers cost, what? Fifty cents? Pick one up and read it, and you'll realize that outside of your plastic bubble that there are more problems to solve than saving the fucking trees. Get your heads out of your asses."

Human need tree's for oxygen, you fucking idiot

ETA: I'm not hating on people who are truly environmentalists, but I don't think that these celebrities have their hearts in it. I still think it's really dumb when people prioritize saving the ozone layer or whatever the fuck as if it's the only issue that deserves attention. It isn't.

"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"

Is it me, or is this "green" fad getting fucking old?

I've never been an environmentalist, so maybe it's just me, but I think on a scale of significance in terms of world crises, that the environment is miniscule. There is war, poverty, and illness running rampant in the world, and all these assholes worry about is joining a fucking bandwagon to save the trees.

To the melodramatic crusaders who obviously are so oblivious to the world today: Newspapers cost, what? Fifty cents? Pick one up and read it, and you'll realize that outside of your plastic bubble that there are more problems to solve than saving the fucking trees. Get your heads out of your asses.

Jason Mrazzhole is an idiot, and that was before I read that load of horseshit. I'm so sick of these "nice guy" types, and the gullible fangirls who buy into his "I'm a new-aged sensitive guy" bullshit. When I look at this twit or hear his music, I see John Mayer 2.0...but most likely with even less talent. As someone else put it: ELEVATOR MUSIC.

"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"

MK would you hit that glambericibie thing?

and when is that bruno movie comming out (in europe!)

kaka pipi

I like him... I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is blackwhitemeet.com All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!

I've met Natalie Imbruglia a few times, and she's 100 times more gorgeous in real life. Absolutely stunning. And the nicest, funniest girl too.

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Natalie Imbruglia... she does exist! Nice rack and set of pipes! Great voice that's not heard enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTod6ecTzUg

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That baby girl watching Adam Lambert on the Ipod is such a Hot Slut at 15 months. She even did jazz hands.

HAHAHA I love one of the JJ comments re Jason Mraz (whom I like)..."How about one of your albums, Jason - is that enough backing?"

It's Suze, like in booze.

I love Jason Mraz more than anything, but thinking about him taking a shit and wiping it with leaves in that picture made me puke in my mouth a little. He's obviously one of those smelly celebrities.

WHY

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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.

I like Jason Mraz (Details in the Fabric is my ringtone right now), but I don't like people telling me how to clean my ass. Also he needs to drop this raw diet shit, he was on some awards show (Grammy's maybe) awhile ago presenting with that blonde chick from C.S.I Miami and he made her look like Beth Ditto. AND thanks for all the fun this week! I am out for awhile because I am moving this weekend. Don't lose your clits this weekend.

I hate to admit that I'd let Mraz hit it. I have a thing for skinny geeks. I'd totally feel guilty afterward, though.
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:44pm.

Ahhaha Sugaroo!

No, those aren't real lyrics! I don't know who this guy is, but I have to go no further than this photo.
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Sadly, those really are the lyrics to one of his songs and it's even a hit.

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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.

sorry...i'm not giving up my extra soft double ply...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

TH & Farrah: please document on youtube..... :p
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

@Farrah...I will work on me shirt ripping off skillz..

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:30pm.

ha ha Farrah, I just have to make keep him out the closet with a rope?
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darn, you guys are kinky!

@Thorni: you're right. But next time, rip your shirt off. I mean, if he's doing that in his shows, why can't you? ♥
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ha ha Farrah, I just have to make keep him out the closet with a rope?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

@Farrah...Morrissey isn't that random...

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

you should hear me singing "How Do I Live Without You" LMAO!
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uh... i think i'll pass on that one.LOL
Mah boo has mad music skillz, but yours has Kill Bill sword moves!
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Farrah: bitch! of course he does, LOL mine doesn't but he sure thinks he does! hahaha But I can't talk, you should hear me singing "How Do I Live Without You" LMAO!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

who's this nekkid azzhole and why is that little bitch tila fuckila still in our faces?!

Tila's got a smokin' hot bod but her insecurity is kinda stilted and ugly.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:13pm.

TH & Farrah: I really can't stand Buble....
but I'm a sucker for guys who sing to me.
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Mr Brit sings all the time, random stuff, and he has a great voice!

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TH & Farrah: I really can't stand Buble....
but I'm a sucker for guys who sing to me.

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

Nice closeup of his forehead zit! Ugh!

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@Snow...I don't do Buble. And JM is from the "Ville and has hick DNA so dumping in the woods is second nature to him. Note to self "nevr shake this guy's hand...

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:04pm.

Actually, i would rather have Buble storming into my office singing "fly me to the moon" and handing me a damn Frapp. (i used to love those Starbucks ads)
I bought my 78 year old daddy a Michael Buble CD, i thought he'd like his oldies' covers. He listened to it for about three songs and then got up, turned it off and said "damn this guy is boring!"
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Farrah: ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww stop hating, LMAO you know you would like your Brit to sing these words to you:
Everything
You're a falling star
You're the getaway car
You're the line in the sand
When I go to far
You're the swimming pool
On an august day
And you're the perfect thing to say

And you play it coy but it's kinda cute
Oh when you smile at me you know exactly what you do
Baby don't pretend that you don't know it's true
Cause you can see it when I look at you

And in this crazy life
And through these crazy times
It's you
It's you
You make me sing
You're every line
You're every word
You're everything

You're a carousel
You're a wishing well
And you light me up
When you ring my bell
You're a mystery
You're from outer space
You're every minute of my every day

And I can't believe that i'm your man
And I get to kiss you baby just because I can
[ michael buble Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
Whatever comes our way
We'll see it through
And you know that's what our love can do

And in this crazy life
And through these crazy times
It's you
It's you
You make me sing
You're every line
You're every word
You're everything

And so la la la la... la la la
So la la la la... la la la

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:54pm.

Everything, that was the one he used to sing to me...awwwwwwwww

Oh shit, that was Buble, my bad...LOL
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
oh shit, that totally made my day!

and again, if Moreass believes TP is the devil, i'll gladly hand him a sheet of sanding paper so he can wipe his ass without thinking of all the poor trees. And i'm pretty sure he's taking a crap in that pic.
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I like his music but Jesus Christ.

What I do with my asshole is my own business.

I don't get how he can exalt the virtue of being green when he just infected that pond with his cooties.

Everything, that was the one he used to sing to me...awwwwwwwww

Oh shit, that was Buble, my bad...LOL

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

i think Jason Mraz is hot. even if i don't recall any of his songs.

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Ahhaha Sugaroo!

No, those aren't real lyrics! I don't know who this guy is, but I have to go no further than this photo.

Why TF is he giving advice on how much toilet paper to use and who the hel posts a picture of themself on the internets naked taking a crap? WAAAH?

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"bubb bubb bubb buttah face bub bub buttah face"

OK, I totally, like, get it.

The world is too full of people and we need to cut our losses.

Everyone draw up a list of 10 people you want removed fro the Earth, we get some ammo, and go to work.

Hey, I am just trying to make the world a better place for my spawn!

And I for one, have never heard a Mraz song!

Danke sei Gott!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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ITA Smurfy: I like his goopy love songs when I am in that mood....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:32pm.
Happy Hour, here is a sample of the Mraz lyrics:

I kind of like that song, is chzy but when one is in love is stupid like that...
* Runs and hides*

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:32pm.
Happy Hour, here is a sample of the Mraz lyrics:

sugaroo and Farah..

Huh.. I was fine not knowing then lol...

I gotta admit- I like "The Remedy" he once performed on Australian TV. But since I've seen him on the red carpet, shows etc. acting like he cool and shit...I want to throttle him. And not in a good way.

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awwww I like Geek in the Pink,,,, and one other song of his my BF used to sing to me but I can't recall now.....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

Happy Hour, here is a sample of the Mraz lyrics:

Scooch on over closer, dear
And I will nibble your ear

I've been spendin' way too long checkin' my tongue in the mirror
and bendin' over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
and so I drew a new face and I laughed
I guess what I'd be sayin' is there ain't no better reason
to rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
it's what we aim to do
our name is our virtue

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And I'm for being green and all that, but skimping on tp is just nasty. As for Mr. Mraz I actually like his music in small doses. He does this song "Lucky", really pretty, that my friend and her hubby danced to at their wedding. Yes, it's sunshine and rainbows pop, but there's a place for that occasionally.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:24pm.
Am I supposed to know who J. Mraz is?

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You really don't know his "music"? You are ONE lucky lady!

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:24pm.

Am I supposed to know who J. Mraz is?
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only if you have been in an elevator lately. he makes that "the world is soooooo wonderful, look at me, i surf, i love you, i love the ocean, i love life!! everything is soooo wonderful" kind of shit.
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Mraz has the bod os a 12 year old boy. Not cool in a guy near 30.

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