Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which mom-to-be should probably plan a DNA test for after the stork arrives? Several men are loudly insisting that the father is not who everyone assumes. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
OctoSana?!!!! This might be proof.
Which star of that cable phenomenon didn’t thank her husband at the Emmys because he was fucking his female co-star on Broadway around that time? (Village Voice via Blind Gossip)
SJP? But the most shocking thing about this is Matthew Broderick doing sexy times with a bio-female? Are we sure it wasn't a really purdy dude?
This actor is C list, and has done 90% television. At one time in the not too distant past he was B list and decided to roll the dice for A list and came up empty. Since that roll of the dice it has been all downhill at a very fast rate. Even though our actor barely works, he was on a very big hit show for several years. People recognize him. He doesn't have a problem picking up women to take home. The other night he had four competing for his attention at a nightclub. A very crowded club. Instead of being a gentleman about his potential one night stand for that night, our actor said the one who took off the most clothes and got the most dirty while standing on the table would get to go home with him. All four ended up getting completely naked. This resulted in the actor and the women being asked to leave the club. When they got outside, our actor was asked who he had chosen and he replied, "None of you. I just wanted to see what you would do to fuck me." (CDAN)
Ed Asner? Jaleel White? Matt LeBlanc? David Spade? Or Jesse "Chichis" Metcalfe?
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I think the last one is very obviously David Caruso.
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#1 mel Gibson
#2 felicity huffman & William h. Macy
# 3 andy Sandburg
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It would be so fucking funny if the last one is Urkel. I wonder if said nakey women got pics if Jaleel's lil' Urkel?
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:58pm.
Hee hee... did you get over the Gosselingate Hot Slut fiasco from yesterday? Nothing like a chocolate martooni or three to numb the pain. :)
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*urp*....I am still not over abandoned couch....I am sooooooo jaded....
1 dokter huybrechts
2 ?
3 arthur kade
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kaka pipi
@ Mick : don't even joke like that.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
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How about Scott Baio????
I never get these but 3 has to be that Wilmer guy. He's such the lounge lizard type who would do that.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:34pm.
#3 Matthew Perry?
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That was my first thought too!! But unfortunately there are soooo many A-, B tv actors that couldn't cut the big screen, so?...
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1) Dakota Fanning...She's knocked up now, right?
2) Betty White...FUCK YOU, Mr. White! Betty can do soooooooooooo much better than you!
3)Frankie Múñiz or David Faustino....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:53pm.
...yes, I am a dirty girl...oh yeah...no need to read it in a gossip site..I'll tell you myself...
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Hee hee... did you get over the Gosselingate Hot Slut fiasco from yesterday? Nothing like a chocolate martooni or three to numb the pain. :)
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...'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich'...
~Courtesy of dreamhypnotique
...yes, I am a dirty girl...oh yeah...no need to read it in a gossip site..I'll tell you myself...
Here's my guess....
WHO GIVES A FUCK!?!?!?
....they wonder why we get all nasty on these websites....THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKED UP!!!
...sorry..I am coming off the chocolate martinis....HAPPY HOUR!!!....that's what matters to me right now..that and a good fuck.
not just because I adore Duchvony, but he is a pretty popular show right now...doesn't fit the fading star description at all.
I like Provy's guess on Gandofini
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
sounds like john stamos to me
Could #1 be Julie Chen? No idea on #3, but he sounds like an ass.
Tom Arnold.
Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 5:16pm.
listen, "free"bird...! *smacks lips, snaps fingers, and rolls eyes*
TEAM MATTY B. IS STRAIGHT! and, from what I understand, he doesn't know what he's missing!
*straightens mapplethorpe painting and leaves the room in a huff*
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Sarah. Jessica. Parker. I rest my case. *straightens precious moments collection* :0)
P.S. Mel Gibson is vile; so is his prostitute.
David Spade, is my guess. *shrug*
I hate blind items because I NEED TO KNOW!!!
The 3rd blind item I thought was Caruso also. It seems like an arrogant douche thing to do and he is, by all accounts, an arrogant douche.
Duchovny? I figured he would go for the actual sex, not just looking.
but tootsie, Duchovny is in Californication, so he's working.
wouldn't put it past him, though. that guy is a piece of work. oh, the tales of David... I am, um, familiar with a few of those. (for those that remember, ;). )
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
I have to say, the first person I thought of with number 3 was David Duchovny. I mean, he was getting some good recognition with Californiacation, and he has been 90% TV, and he's splittin up with Tea over the whole sex addiction thing... and we heard about what a perv he can be. Can't you just hear his voice saying, "I just wanted to see what you would do to fuck me."
listen, "free"bird...! *smacks lips, snaps fingers, and rolls eyes*
TEAM MATTY B. IS STRAIGHT! and, from what I understand, he doesn't know what he's missing!
*straightens mapplethorpe painting and leaves the room in a huff*
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Joe shmoe, EWWW! It's something his Tony Soprano character would totally do too, it's insane how fiction and fact intersect like that...like James Gandolfini is in real life exactly how Tony Soprano was on the show...I love it! Except that whole scenario grosses me out on both sides, for the women and him!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
LCT, that octo-mom avie with whatever her names hair is TOTALLY FUCKIN HILARIOUS LOL!!!!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
The last one totally grosses me out. LA pseudo-celebs and their adoring morons are so SICK. Who in their right minds acts like this...really...BARF!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:54pm.
@freebird: my friend is gay too, haha.
I don't claim to know much about most of this stuff, but this I do. he's close enough in there to know. let's fight! ;)
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You do NOT want to challenge me to a gay friend off! *puts on Liza and lip gloss* TEAM BRODERICK IS GAY!
@joe schmoe: exactly! *awkward air kiss*
matty broderick is good people. the jg thing was just an educated guess, i have no proof of that... but i don't want it to be soooooooo! (or do i? heheh. nice when they're a little dirtay... haha)
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
@freebird: my friend is gay too, haha.
I don't claim to know much about most of this stuff, but this I do. he's close enough in there to know. let's fight! ;)
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:52pm.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And Marcel on top!
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Hahahahahahahahahahaahhaha Marcel! Hahahahahahahahahahhhah oh God. That's awesome.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:43pm.
I think the whole cast of Friends is suspected.
Even Mr Heckles!!! LOL
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It's Ugly Naked Guy dressed up as a whore getting heckled by Mr. Heckles!
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And Marcel on top!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:43pm.
I think the whole cast of Friends is suspected.
Even Mr Heckles!!! LOL
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It's Ugly Naked Guy dressed up as a whore getting heckled by Mr. Heckles!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:34pm.
#3 Matthew Perry?
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I think the whole cast of Friends is suspected.
Even Mr Heckles!!! LOL
I thought Matt LeBlanc was gay.
Nice to know about Matty Broderick.
LCT your Avie!!!
OMG Bwhahahahahah!!
OK. don't blame the douche c list actor in #3. Those whores are worse for doing that shit
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:32pm.
Joe -- Caruso dumped his gf just days after she'd given birth to their second child. She may have still been in the hospital recuperating. Anyway, she's suing him now for child support and a house he supposedly promised her.
I really like Horatio Caine, but I despise David Caruso.
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Are you serious?? Ugh! LOSER! I'm afraid all I really know of DC is Horatio Caine. I never saw that cop show he was on, prior to CSI, but I gather he was quite good. He needs to have those sunnies inserted where the sun don't shine.
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Gandolfini -- didn't he recently remarry? (Not that a ring would stop him.) Also, isn't he on Broadway right now? So he couldn't be considered out-of-work.
I like JG too. I loved him in "Get Shorty."
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
#3 Matthew Perry?
Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:59pm.
I will say that I know it to be true that Matthew Broderick is one hundred percent straight.
I didn't WANT to believe it, nay, COULDN'T believe it, but it's true, haha. Keep in mind my info comes from someone who knows the Broadway scene very, very well - an old colleague of mine who "followed the dream", as it were... so, it's legit info.
Apparently ole Matthew has always been a bit of a wooomanizah. But it's always because he "feels something for them that's (wait for it) different". go figure!
But, so, yeah, he's legitimately straight. Truth IS stranger than fiction and all that...
And that's all I can contribute to this discussion, unfortunately! *sads*
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Morrisey, I have a gay friend who says otherwise. I totally believe him because I know him well.
Joe -- Caruso dumped his gf just days after she'd given birth to their second child. She may have still been in the hospital recuperating. Anyway, she's suing him now for child support and a house he supposedly promised her.
I really like Horatio Caine, but I despise David Caruso.
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 3:59pm.
I will say that I know it to be true that Matthew Broderick is one hundred percent straight.
I didn't WANT to believe it, nay, COULDN'T believe it, but it's true, haha. Keep in mind my info comes from someone who knows the Broadway scene very, very well - an old colleague of mine who "followed the dream", as it were... so, it's legit info.
Apparently ole Matthew has always been a bit of a wooomanizah. But it's always because he "feels something for them that's (wait for it) different". go figure!
But, so, yeah, he's legitimately straight. Truth IS stranger than fiction and all that...
And that's all I can contribute to this discussion, unfortunately! *sads*
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Thanks for posting that. It's much more fashionable to run with the herd and proclaim every actor on the radar as gay. While I have no doubt that many are bi, and some experiment, and others are in the closet with the door dead-bolted, there are straight men who act. As you pointed out, Matthew B. is far more Broadway, where being gay is no big deal, then Hollywood. What would be the point of hiding it?
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What about David Schwimmer for number 3?
When I used to have a Myspace accout (looong gone), I read on his profile something like "I'm one of the world's best actors. I date loads of super models and have loads of cash. If you drop me a negative line, I know you're jealous'.
First I thought this was a joke, but then I read other comments by him....
Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:18pm.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE LAST ONE IS JAMES GANDOLFINI.
wow.
it really sounds like something that he would say, too...
*sheds tear*
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Oh Morrissey, you think so? I (and some other posters) thought of David Caruso..who seems like a dickhead. Hope it's not JG, whom I like.
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Submitted by natalie n on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:21pm.
I think the last one is very obviously David Caruso.
He had a big hit w CSI Miami & famously left NYPD Blue to start his "movie career" that never happened.
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That's exactly who I thought of first. But isn't he in a steady relationship? Not that he wouldn't fool around, but you'd think he might be a little less public about it.
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Well, if all of the speculation that Angelina the Whore is pregnant, as well as the break-up with PittyPants, is correct...go figure.
LMAO@LCT's avvie! LOL!
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