Don't Eff It Up, Lucy
A little while ago, George Clooney was not happy about his latest cocktail waitress/model/dumb bitch girlfriend running her mouth all around town about how she's nibbling on his man cooch. It looks like George has forgiven her, because he has apparently asked her to move into his Los Angeles mansion.
The Globe (I know, I know) says Lucy has flipped her nose in glee and can't wait to be George's live-in taint licker. A source said, “Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way. They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together. She’s talking about moving in with George in LA which is pretty amazing considering they’ve only known each other a couple of months. Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.”
Heart broken? Who said anything about love?! Seriously, Lucy has a winning lottery ticket in her hands and it's up to her to cash it in. She better not be another Sarah Larson, because that one was just an embarrassment to respectable gold diggers everywhere! If Lucy plays George's peen (and prostate) right, she'll have a money baby growing in her cash oven by July! I know it's a little baby's life I'm talking about, but don't you worry. George will pay Lucy off and then give the baby to Brangelina to raise. Everyone's happeh!
What am I saying? Lucy's stupid ass probably doesn't even know how babies are made. And that's just how George likes 'em.
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Wow, she is not exactly a looker !! What is his fascination with waitresses?
If she's talking about it to the paps then it probably aint gonna happen now. This girl looks like about 10 thousand other girls in Miami. Nothing special probably has to wax her lip, sideburns and even the small of her back on a regular basis. Raise the bar Clooney!!
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Not a good pic of her.Looks like someone who has to wax often...like the upper lip...side burns...and brow.Sarah Larson was hotter.
unfortunately i cannot use PS but i would be really glad if someone put a kate gosselin's hair on my Gargamel avie.
Submitted by FireCat on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 5:48am.
Joe Schmoe-
That is an orchid in your avvie, is it not? If so is it a vanda or phal? I had a vanda that looked just like it. Until I killed it. I have great success with the other orchids I have, but not that type.
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I'm embarrassed to admit that I don't know what kind of orchard it is! *googling*
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Sorry, but George Clooney may be a gentleman, whatever, but he is extremely over-rated.
He should thank his PR machine, because no one in Hollywood in recent memory has had more chances to fail and still get scripts flying at him.
And he is not going to marry any of these bitches, so why they even try is beyond me.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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damn this W H O O O R E !!!! and i'm not talking about her! what a waste of precious peen.
Joe Schmoe-
That is an orchid in your avvie, is it not? If so is it a vanda or phal? I had a vanda that looked just like it. Until I killed it. I have great success with the other orchids I have, but not that type.
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"The man in the moon tried to fuck my sister!"
Just because 'She’s talking about moving in with George in LA' , doesn't mean it's actually happening.
Rub-bish!
I saw George Clooney once up close about a year ago.
He was very skinny, manorexic. He looks like hes lost about 40 pounds since his ER days.
Sure he has a nice face, but I like my men to have some meat on their bones.
I do like ole Giorgio a lot. His taste in women not. Clearly not in for good looking rocket scientists. Sadly he seems to have a serious issue about grown up intelligent women.
And with this thing he traded down lookwise so much it beggars belief.
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Auri sacra fames
Even Scott Baio is saying, "Dude...??"
The clock started ticking on this one before she even came of age.
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Foxy Humps is in your tower, ringing your bells.
Wow ok.
I dont know what else to say about George. Except he is over rated and I could care less who his fake GF is.
amazing! kade out!
kaka pipi
I love poo more than home depot WTF loves lowes bicthes
I love poo more than home depot WTF loves lowes bicthes
I love poo more than home depot WTF loves lowes bicthes
She is ugly Eat your veggies.
VC then go poo
This has got to be the roughest-looking chick George has ever taken out. She makes Spitzer's whore look like a Vic's Secret angel or some shit.
I think Cloony swings both ways. He hangs out with Brad Pitt a lot. I wonder....
I am a mod. I am undercover
i need to poo
* gets freaked out*
* calls mom*
Yes a long time ago but they kept writing the books.
I dont know. I clicked on it but didnt see that code thing you are suppose to type in.
she is dead???? she follows me on twitter!
The books havent been the same since she passed away. Im surprised they still release them.
i want to know how i can join the forum
my kid loves vc and my hub is making steaks- is late UGH
Cloony has no appeal whatsoever.
VC Andrews I love your avatar. I used to read her books all the time.
I am addicted to twitter!
she looks like the eliot spitzer callgirl ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I wish I could go out.
I hate kate gosslins hair. SHEEPLE
Dear World,
I hate loud neighbors. Please strike them down with lighting and burn their private parts off.
Thank you.
Me.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:34pm.
Hoffalina,
1)I'm so sorry :(
2)New cat! High five! Let's hope he's not a rug-shitter.
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hehe, that made me laugh! point 2 that is!
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Hoffalina,
1)I'm so sorry :(
2)New cat! High five! Let's hope he's not a rug-shitter.
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christine the hoff, i do not have many friends here, but i will go on a limb and say best of luck with your saved one.
C to the Hoff- Hope that cat doesn't have any bad juju attached!
On topic, this bitch looks like she's a good foot and a half taller than George. And why does he look nothing at all like he did when he played Booker on 'Roseanne'? I know he's aged and all, but damn!
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I'd consider following Jesus Christ if he were on Twitter.
these conspiracies theories on here, i wish i could get wit them. they seem interesting!
like you say that one user is another... how do ya know? is there a way to see that kind of info? i b confused. i love drama, in here, sometimes, but i find it hard to follow along... ;) .
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
thanks tits!
the poor guy was wandering around looking for her whilie she laid dead in her bed.... damn. my poor sis found her...
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 11:19pm.
Good luck!
Make sure the cat didn't have a hand in the 'od'. they're sneaky.
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@TITS, dot? heard enough about about that to not bother anymore. thank you.
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:40pm.
god I haven't seen a fruit basket in YEARS! I loved those things. and those little trays of assorted dried fruits too.
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well, completely on topic, I get a new cat tomorrow named joshua. my sister's neighbor died of a drug O.d. ( suicide) and left him behind.
wish me luck.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:10pm.
sashimi, why do you talk in third person? you royalty? no.
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no. she's dot.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:49pm.
*Ripping lid open*...Look, you little Sock Fucker, I know you been main-linin' my Fabreeze! Don't lie! *pulling up Socky sleeve*...Oh, Socky! Look at the track marks! How could you do this to yourself???? *making sad tiger face*....
On the bright side, you do smell April fresh...
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*biting TL's ankle* me ain't..pffft!*spitting out tiger fur*....mainlining...pffft!*biting TL's ankle*...*stomping off*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
sashimi, if you have a fat ass it may be problem, for me, no.
MayWest69,
Spekkin' of MONSTER CLAM:
Do you always pick the thong out of your ass that way? Because, I have to be real here. I hate thongs. I hate them with a passion but thongs do keep the panty lines away which is nice but it's like a total inner fight with me when it comes to thonging. Yaknow?
It's like: Well, do I want to feel like I have to pick floss out of my ass for hours in order to look fine
Or: Do I have unflattering panty lines
DING DING and final answer: MuuMUU
YES.
or
Naked. He-he-he