Don't Eff It Up, Lucy
A little while ago, George Clooney was not happy about his latest cocktail waitress/model/dumb bitch girlfriend running her mouth all around town about how she's nibbling on his man cooch. It looks like George has forgiven her, because he has apparently asked her to move into his Los Angeles mansion.
The Globe (I know, I know) says Lucy has flipped her nose in glee and can't wait to be George's live-in taint licker. A source said, “Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way. They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together. She’s talking about moving in with George in LA which is pretty amazing considering they’ve only known each other a couple of months. Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.”
Heart broken? Who said anything about love?! Seriously, Lucy has a winning lottery ticket in her hands and it's up to her to cash it in. She better not be another Sarah Larson, because that one was just an embarrassment to respectable gold diggers everywhere! If Lucy plays George's peen (and prostate) right, she'll have a money baby growing in her cash oven by July! I know it's a little baby's life I'm talking about, but don't you worry. George will pay Lucy off and then give the baby to Brangelina to raise. Everyone's happeh!
What am I saying? Lucy's stupid ass probably doesn't even know how babies are made. And that's just how George likes 'em.
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I swear to shitballs when I get to heaven I'm asking God why the fuck he invented chihuahas, then I'm going to slap him for it, even if he gives me a good answer.
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sashimi, i still do not get why you refer to yourself in the third person?
Jakey_G: a quote from your own article -
"Bisexual desires are sometimes transient and they are still poorly understood. Men and women also appear to differ in the frequency of bisexual attractions. "The last thing you want," said Dr. Randall Sell [...] "is for some therapists to see this study and start telling bisexual people that they're wrong, that they're really on their way to homosexuality." "
It proves nothing, other than my point. The article itself is simply making hypotheses.
Also, did you see the articles on cnn.com and foxnews.com today stating that many scientists are fabricating or falsifying research for their own ends? hmm... ;)
I hear what you're saying, though, Jakey_G. But pulling one study out of the air when there are literally hundreds of them floating around out there, proves nothing.
one can find supporting evidence for whichever side of any argument one wishes to take.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:40pm.
I have my shots.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:40pm.
Reeter on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:35pm
HA!
With the connotation "Over The Moon" evokes, with child, Georgiegirl will send her elephant ass over the moon to a clinic and her return trip will include a nice fruit basket, a weekend at a spa gift certificate and some pocket cash.
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What kind of fruit do you think Georgie would put in that basket? It might be worth the trouble for some Bartlett pears.
Submitted by KidL on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:56pm.
Oh man, love George Clooney most of the time, but this is Rock Hudson 2.0
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I've thought that for years. I am just stunned that more people haven't come to that conclusion!
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To me it's as obvious as his buddy Brad Pitt's festering bland douchieness. I guess we're like that kid in the fairy tale who can see that the emperor is nekkid.
MONSTER CLAM. well that is something to be proud of
licks LOVE CARROTTOP's face [no worries, I have no swine flu germs], licks Morrissey's face, licks Madame S' face, licks TigerLil's face, Licks Manimal's face, licks TeamV's face...
My tongue is tired.
Reeter on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:35pm
HA!
With the connotation "Over The Moon" evokes, with child, Georgiegirl will send her elephant ass over the moon to a clinic and her return trip will include a nice fruit basket, a weekend at a spa gift certificate and some pocket cash.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I saw the coolest mug today. It had a cartoon woman painted on it and two enormous ceramic tits sticking off the side of the cup.
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The very fact that there's a photo means it's already been talked about..how boring...why am I lowering myself to comment on this shit?
Oh yeah..I'm drunk and bored!
Whadda ya talkin' about "dont talk"? George is NOTORIOUS for slummin it.
She does have a very attention-grabbing nose. I bet her lung-oxygen count is generous.
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MayWest69 replies:
sashimi, i get that you work exceeding hard to make yourself stand out in the crowd, but it is still tiresome. love your geoduck. see the dif?
Sashimi responds: Standing out has never done me any good. I'm more than happy to be a sappy, loveable bi-valve. Don't be jelly that peeps love the MONSTER CLAM.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:32pm.
I just love the generic quoting..."Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way."
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I think they might be "over the moon" in love. Ha!
Submitted by Morrissey on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:21pm.
I peeked in here, dammit. And, I shouldn't have.
And, Jakey_G: name this "study
". I mean, really, name it. Because it's wrong, if it even does exist.
Unlike Michael Vick, I don't have a dog in this fight but here it is. Make of it what you will.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/05/health/05sex.html
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"Fuck you, man. You're the hipster...You're using a false term to describe something that's just a social construct." Okay, I get it, you went to college. What do you want from me? A grade?
I just love the generic quoting..."Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way."
And by passionate way, Ima sure that means her peen entry hole way.
Bitch is a straight horse faced skank.
Georgiegirl likes to be the fairest of them all, his mirrors are programmed to say that.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
You can all have a face lick... *sighing* ...but you must all gargle first.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:07pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by Jakey_G on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:54pm.
Adding there is really no pressure for him to admit that he's gay. Would it help him or hurt him in getting movie roles to admit his gayness?
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If it would HELP his roles, he'd be playing 'Captain Asshole Lover: The Gay Super Hero"...Yeah, I don't see that happening...Must not help a career to be a leading man who enjoys a drive down the Hershey Highway and is allergic to fish....
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Tom Cruise seems to be doing okay financially, and he's gay AND insane.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
sashimi, i get that you work exceeding hard to make yourself stand out in the crowd, but it is still tiresome. love your geoduck. see the dif?
She is really hot, and looks like one of my teachers...I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is blackwhitemeet.com All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!
yes, sashimi, you may lick my face.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Can I sign up for a face lick?
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I see a nose job in the future.....
Morrissey,
Can I lick your face?
I AM royal though.
A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS. *wiggles bootay* Mmmm. Mama bad. Mama real baddddd.
I peeked in here, dammit. And, I shouldn't have.
And, Jakey_G: name this "study". I mean, really, name it. Because it's wrong, if it even does exist.
Sexuality is a continuum, a pendulum. Human beings have the capability to be attracted to either sex, in varying degrees. Why are people so anxious to put themselves, others, and society in boxes? Not to jump up on a pedestal here, but I hate things like this. People can and are bi-sexual, if that's what you want to call it. Some people tend to go for the opposite sex more. we call them straight. same sex, we call them gay. Fine. But if someone wants to really accept their own inherent nature, then they are bi-sexual (if we MUST label it). Period, full stop, the end. I think it's the most natural way to be, not the most UN-natural.
but anyway.
Now, I am of the opinion that Spacey falls toward the gay side. I believe Clooney is authentically bi-sexual.
Most bi-sexual people go thru hills and valleys of desire for either sex. I think Clooney is just now getting (back) into women, after all these years. hmm. i've given these two guys maybe way too much thought for tonight, I think. But my point still stands...
*running away for the night, again*
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
MayWest69,
I preface my responses in third person and then speak in first person.
Example of third person:
Sashimi thinks you're uber cool. Sashimi love you long time.
Example of prefaced third person in first person:
Sashimi responds: OMG, you are so effing hot, I want to rawk your body in gravity defying ways!
See the dif? ;)
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:56pm.
Oh man, love George Clooney most of the time, but this is Rock Hudson 2.0
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I've thought that for years. I am just stunned that more people haven't come to that conclusion!
sashimi, why do you talk in third person? you royalty? no.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by Jakey_G on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:54pm.
Adding there is really no pressure for him to admit that he's gay. Would it help him or hurt him in getting movie roles to admit his gayness?
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If it would HELP his roles, he'd be playing 'Captain Asshole Lover: The Gay Super Hero"...Yeah, I don't see that happening...Must not help a career to be a leading man who enjoys a drive down the Hershey Highway and is allergic to fish....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Manimal, I willllll always love youuuuuu [gay, straight or considerin']. You adorable manly man you!
Jakey_G intelligently ponders:
Actually, there was a study last year that indicated bisexuality in males might be a myth and that men who identify as bi are really gay.
But anyway, I think we should all speculate who's STRAIGHT in Hollywood. It might be easier.
Sashimi twist her head sideways: Wellll, isn't 'speculation' part of the fun? I mean, should it matter? Look how famous Rock Hudson/Doris Day movies were. Did ANYONE in their right mind want to know Rock was gay? Hell to the fuck to the no. Somtimes being 'out' is just another way of garnering a few more lapsing minutes of fame imho. I really crack up when people come out publicly and say it was a 'personal decision'? No, you want everyone and the WORLD to know you're GAY, that's not 'personal' any longer, dipshit.
i have a theory that georgie boy likes his women to be "beneath him." and sarah larson cleaned up so nice (that monet water lilies dress was ravishing, and she had wonderful decorum), and thats why he got rid of her. he does not want an equal.
this girl looks like she will fit that bill nicely.
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Agreed. I think he's got one of those fragile male egos -- he can do the self-deprecating humor to make him seem like a secure guy. But in reality he's just a douche.
Submitted by Jakey_G on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:54pm.
Adding there is really no pressure for him to admit that he's gay. Would it help him or hurt him in getting movie roles to admit his gayness?
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Oh man, love George Clooney most of the time, but this is Rock Hudson 2.0
Submitted by Jakey_G on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:54pm.
I'm guessing Ellen Degeneres
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Sashimi replies: Okay. Here's my 'take' on a person I don't even know and have no right judging but here's my take on Spacey: He seems like a bi-sexual to me, he enjoys men and women but I think he feels guilty about his 'gay' side and tries to hide it. Here's my 'other-other' theory. I think if a man can 'go there' he's gay and being 'bi-sexual' is just a 'cover' for confusion over being 'gay'.
Did I over-think that? Probably.
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Actually, there was a study last year that indicated bisexuality in males might be a myth and that men who identify as bi are really gay.
But anyway, I think we should all speculate who's STRAIGHT in Hollywood. It might be easier.
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"Fuck you, man. You're the hipster...You're using a false term to describe something that's just a social construct." Okay, I get it, you went to college. What do you want from me? A grade?
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:21pm.
Aw thanks, I like your posts too...gay seems to be sweeping Hollywood lately or at least more tolerance of it anyways.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:37pm.
*opening lid to hamper* *sticking out little sock monkey head*
Holy Fuck! Dollar Store Whore selling her wares in the big girl "face sitter" aisle. That is all.
*closing lid to hamper*
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*Ripping lid open*...Look, you little Sock Fucker, I know you been main-linin' my Fabreeze! Don't lie! *pulling up Socky sleeve*...Oh, Socky! Look at the track marks! How could you do this to yourself???? *making sad tiger face*....
On the bright side, you do smell April fresh...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
He is so fucking ugly...and his TEETH ARE YELLOW!! DisgUSting. How does he still get women...He must pay them. I think he is gross and disgusting.
what these ho's will do...
*opening lid to hamper* *sticking out little sock monkey head*
Holy Fuck! Dollar Store Whore selling her wares in the big girl "face sitter" aisle. That is all.
*closing lid to hamper*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
TiredofthisCrap asks:
Kevin Spacey isn't gay ?
Sashimi replies: Okay. Here's my 'take' on a person I don't even know and have no right judging but here's my take on Spacey: He seems like a bi-sexual to me, he enjoys men and women but I think he feels guilty about his 'gay' side and tries to hide it. Here's my 'other-other' theory. I think if a man can 'go there' he's gay and being 'bi-sexual' is just a 'cover' for confusion over being 'gay'.
Did I over-think that? Probably.
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:25pm.
Kevin Spacey isn't gay ?
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Nope, he just eats out male hooker ass until his face his RAW cuz he's soooooooooooooooo into pussy....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
George Clooney eats vagina?
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Kevin Spacey isn't gay ?
Sugaroo,
Sweet dreams, sweet lady. I have a busy weekend so I won't see you on the morrow so I send you beeeeeg keeshes and beeeeeg huuuuugs [the squishy, real hugs, not those fake fru-fru hugs].
To paraphrase Rita Mae Brown--Stay in the closet too long, and you run the risk of turning into a garment bag.
Manimal5 interjects with much upset:
I don't get the Clooney is gay thing...is everyone gay now? Next thing you know everyone will be saying that Kevin Spacey is gay.
Sashimi almosts spews iced tea out of her nose and replies: Manimal, you are gay now. Everyone is gayyyyyyy. Gayyyyyyyyyyy. It's catching. I'm turning GAYYYYYYy as we speak. This will be the end of mankind. It's the apocalypse! The end times evennnnnnn. I want to be a lint licker. It's official, I'm a fuzz bumper wannabe.
I keed. I keed. Manimal, you are too precious for words. I really get a chuckle and a smile out of your posts. Thank you for being you. :)
George probably imagines that it's Brads ass he's banging. Then again maybe not.
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I'm with George on this one, why would he possibly want to be involved with any current female celebrity?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"