Don't Eff It Up, Lucy
A little while ago, George Clooney was not happy about his latest cocktail waitress/model/dumb bitch girlfriend running her mouth all around town about how she's nibbling on his man cooch. It looks like George has forgiven her, because he has apparently asked her to move into his Los Angeles mansion.
The Globe (I know, I know) says Lucy has flipped her nose in glee and can't wait to be George's live-in taint licker. A source said, “Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way. They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together. She’s talking about moving in with George in LA which is pretty amazing considering they’ve only known each other a couple of months. Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.”
Heart broken? Who said anything about love?! Seriously, Lucy has a winning lottery ticket in her hands and it's up to her to cash it in. She better not be another Sarah Larson, because that one was just an embarrassment to respectable gold diggers everywhere! If Lucy plays George's peen (and prostate) right, she'll have a money baby growing in her cash oven by July! I know it's a little baby's life I'm talking about, but don't you worry. George will pay Lucy off and then give the baby to Brangelina to raise. Everyone's happeh!
What am I saying? Lucy's stupid ass probably doesn't even know how babies are made. And that's just how George likes 'em.
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Good night ladies and jelly beans, reptiles and crocodiles!
See you on the morrow! ♥
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
*peeks in*
please tell me that's not his new girl in the main pic there. if it is, i'm throwing myself into the nearest lake posthaste. i'll be checking in for conversation or confirmation at 0800, hawkeye.
*slams door*
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
i have a theory that georgie boy likes his women to be "beneath him." and sarah larson cleaned up so nice (that monet water lilies dress was ravishing, and she had wonderful decorum), and thats why he got rid of her. he does not want an equal.
this girl looks like she will fit that bill nicely.
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DiamondDawg segues with a brilliant:
Have a good weekend errbody!!
Sashimi cracks up and says: That was frickin' hilarious. 'err'body? HA. To 'err' is human eh, girlfriend? Have a wonderful weekend. Your humor is contagious [in a friendly way, not an STD kinda way]. I wish you all the best, DiamondDawg in the RUFF! *kisses*
[sushi]Jesus he has downgraded since Sarah Larson. This hosebag is a fucking beast. She won't help the gay rumors.[/sushi]
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I totally agree. I didn't like Sarah Larson but I guiltily considered her very pretty -- in a cheap and tawdry sort of way. She would have been incredibly beautiful to me if she were intelligent and had a nice personality to go along with her beauty. Looks can kill, but they can kill you if that's all you've got.
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Jesus he has downgraded since Sarah Larson. This hosebag is a fucking beast. She won't help the gay rumors.
Ahhaha islandgirl,
I was imagining the feet of the guy who makes outfits out of women from "Silence of the Lambs". You know, the "it puts the lotion in the basket" guy. But Lindsay works too.
George Clooney is obviously quite wealthy, but his appearance reminds me of one of those guys who leases a Mercedes and maxes out his credit cards buying designer clothes, but he lives in a government-assisted apartment and gets food stamps, and when you meet him he tells you he's a producer, but you know he's really a drug dealer or Kinko's worker.
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Lucy's got some 'splainin' to do.
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...'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich'...
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Careful Georgie, you don't want to be the next woody allen.
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madam s., it's an homage to Lindsay Lohan's nasty feets. :)
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...'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich'...
~Courtesy of dreamhypnotique
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 8:53pm.
islandgirl,
What the hell is your avatar?? I'd say it's something from my nightmares, but even they don't go that far
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Love that nail polish color, though!
islandgirl,
What the hell is your avatar?? I'd say it's something from my nightmares, but even they don't go that far.
I remember Georgie Porgie playing Booker on "Roseanne". That was some funny shit. His hair was bigger than his head. Pouf!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
At least he's keeping it klassy in the underground parking garage.
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...'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich'...
~Courtesy of dreamhypnotique
She's an Amazon.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 8:22pm.
Relationships are strictly recreational for this dude.
Hey! I resemble that statement. (Or did, back when I even entertained the idea of a relationship.)
You know, I used to love George. I think 'Out of Sight' did it to me. But the more he dates these waitresses that are young enough to be his daughters, the less I like him. They're young and economically/professionally they're not where on the same level as him. It just screams skeevy asshole to me.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 8:31pm.
he reminds me of my ex.. except my ex isn't as old... yet. Smart, suave, successful guys like George who refuse to settle into a serious relationship and chase after young tail are all just about themselves every day all day.. too busy staring into their mirror to be part of a demanding relationship.
Mike K has it spot on, he likes them young, dumb and pretty.
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So are you saying you're young, dumb and pretty?
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Oh, George, you so Looney!
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Bottom-feeder.
he reminds me of my ex.. except my ex isn't as old... yet. Smart, suave, successful guys like George who refuse to settle into a serious relationship and chase after young tail are all just about themselves every day all day.. too busy staring into their mirror to be part of a demanding relationship.
Mike K has it spot on, he likes them young, dumb and pretty.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 8:22pm.
There will be no George Jrs because I think Dr. Doug Ross had the snip to make sure he doesn't have to shell out for an unwanted babeh. Methinks it's why we've not had any George Jrs emerge from the woodwork.
I'm not against Clooney being gay -- I don't really care one way or the other, as he's never done it for me -- but it's just as likely he prefers youth & beauty to brains and class. Relationships are strictly recreational for this dude.
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True dat...so why he lackin' on da beyootay???? I mean, Sarah Larson was a'ight, but....
Nah, this SCREAMS publicist saying "we need to market you as a pussy hound, since you're gayer than Clay Aiken's a.m. brown dick...Yeah, pick up SKANKS...we'll pay 'em off..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't get the Clooney is gay thing...is everyone gay now? Next thing you know everyone will be saying that Kevin Spacey is gay.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 8:17pm.
There will be no George Jrs. because I think Dr. Doug Ross had the snip to make sure he doesn't have to shell out for an unwanted babeh.
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Exactly! Why else would he be boinking all these waitresses? He strikes me a a bit of a drunky--- one slip, they're knocked up and he'd have to man up. Ain't going to happen.
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...'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich'...
~Courtesy of dreamhypnotique
There will be no George Jrs because I think Dr. Doug Ross had the snip to make sure he doesn't have to shell out for an unwanted babeh. Methinks it's why we've not had any George Jrs emerge from the woodwork.
I'm not against Clooney being gay -- I don't really care one way or the other, as he's never done it for me -- but it's just as likely he prefers youth & beauty to brains and class. Relationships are strictly recreational for this dude.
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
Loosey Clooney has a nice ring to it, but that's already George's nickname.
Submitted by cprincess on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 8:09pm.
God-Clooney looks pathetic skanking around with theae frat girl types..
Says alot about him as a man....he obviously doesnt want a woman with a brain....."NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
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Says to me he doesn't want a woman, but a 'beard'...not just a 'beard' but a beard that makes his fan base think they have a shot because his beard is a regular skank, not a Hollywood skank...Oh, he gets the "bad boy" image by messin' wif skanks...and the 'oh you fat whores are next' with his pathetic fanbase cuz skank ain't famous, but then, he gets to ream some hot TWINK ass behind closed doors...WORD.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Don't unpack your bags Lucy.
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 8:06pm.
I wonder when George is gonna come up north and visit cause if he met me I would happily take all is money. We wouldn't have to do sexy times, just get drunk together and monkey around. Good times, good times...! LOL!
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LOL! That wouldn't be such a bad gig, huh?
Bye DD!
Apparently, he likes them young and skanky. lets hope by 72, we won't find him roped up in a Bangkok hotel closet.
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Have a good weekend errbody!!
God-Clooney looks pathetic skanking around with theae frat girl types..
Says alot about him as a man....he obviously doesnt want a woman with a brain....."NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 8:02pm.
Please ignore my typos. I'm a retard in my other life. lol
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YOu?? I'm the one who gets handed 100 year old manuscripts to TYPE so they're in WORD so they can edit them. That's it. That's all I do. I re-type sht. I'd leave, but the economy is already in the basket on the way to Hades....
I wonder when George is gonna come up north and visit cause if he met me I would happily take all is money. We wouldn't have to do sexy times, just get drunk together and monkey around. Good times, good times...! LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Well, I changed my avie to show UNITY with the one red-pink spirit.
The first image that pops up when you type "rorschach" is this black and white thing that looks like it has SPIDERS all over it. Turns out its called "Ink Blot" - simply black ink on white in a sequence. And I saw SPIDERS!!! F'd up!! LOL
I think she looks like a pre-plastic surgery Jennifer Lopez!
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Please ignore my typos. I'm a retard in my other life. lol
DiamondDawg,
OH GOOD GRAVY NOOOOOOO. I once made the mistake of turning of the custom google 'filtering' and I'm an 'adult' mind you and no 'prude' but, holy crap... My jaw still hurts from how wide it dropped when I turned the 'filter' off. NEVER AGAIN. MK at leasts posts NSFL warnings. lol
Oh SNAP!! you already mentioned rorschach!!
seriously, i typed the word in google to check the spelling and got these creepy azz images!
my analyst never made me do that. but i think a potential employer did. And, of course I did NOT get the job! It was a good thing, though. THey wanted me to be all robot-y and stuff and I just can't.
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:51pm.
DiamondDawg ,
Please tell me your imagination is not as whack as mine. LMAO
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I'm sorry, I was away for a moment typing a 35 year old manuscript on freakin' polychrome pottery styles.
I don't understand the question? Are we talking about Mike's pervy avie? Just kidding!! It is kinda "rorschach"-ish... Just put that word into Google images and see what you get! I hope its not dark where you are. It's a wittle scary.
islandgirl stays on topic and adds:
Am I seeing a pattern here? Ugh.
Sashimi nods: Yep, he picks the same skanks to prop himself up as 'hetero' but c'mon, he's gay. He's an amazing actor, hunky dude GAY or NOT. Kind of sad when men slut themselves out in public to try to not be 'outed'.
Being gay is not a disease. Gah.
DiamondDawg ,
Please tell me your imagination is not as whack as mine. LMAO
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:45pm.
Sugaroo wisely adds to the conversation:
Really? I have some concrete I need smashed and I was thinking of asking him if I could borrow his chin.
Sashmi laughingly replies: LMFAO! That was comedy gold, Sugaroo. I think I love you! [Shhh, I don't want anyone thinking I've gone Lesbionic...yet...hehe].
Seriously though. I laughed out loud!
Ohh. Hold up! Sashimi has an add-on to your hilarious remark:
I need a chin to grind some coffee beans on.
I need a chin to grind a pole dancer on.
I need a chin to thrust and parry at my nether regions.
I need a chin to...
*giggles*
Sugaroo you are now one of my new fav people. OWN it, woman! Me love you longgggg time. :D
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! His chinny chin chin should have its own zip code.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Am I seeing a pattern here? Ugh.
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...'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich'...
~Courtesy of dreamhypnotique
mike kindly replies to sashimi's question"
"It's the cover of My Bloody Valentine's "Loveless" (1991)."
Sashimi says" Yeah, but...uhhhhhhh...ermmmmmm...you still haven't told us leetle lemmings wtf is in the picture? I seriously see a guitar shoved up a guy's anus in that picture amongst other whack things. Rorschach has nothing on you, mike. lol
Sugaroo wisely adds to the conversation:
Really? I have some concrete I need smashed and I was thinking of asking him if I could borrow his chin.
Sashmi laughingly replies: LMFAO! That was comedy gold, Sugaroo. I think I love you! [Shhh, I don't want anyone thinking I've gone Lesbionic...yet...hehe].
Seriously though. I laughed out loud!
Ohh. Hold up! Sashimi has an add-on to your hilarious remark:
I need a chin to grind some coffee beans on.
I need a chin to grind a pole dancer on.
I need a chin to thrust and parry at my nether regions.
I need a chin to...
*giggles*
Sugaroo you are now one of my new fav people. OWN it, woman! Me love you longgggg time. :D
Maybe George was a big fan of the show "Blossom"?
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:36pm.
joe, I liked "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" too. Although I liked the soundtrack better. You gotta love the Soggy Bottom Boys. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzK0739QQqQ
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Ha! Got the Cd. I whirl around the house to it, when I'm cleaning.
Edited to add: You have to wonder how they came up with that name.
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Make way!! Ho lover & Ladee Undercracker sniffer, Dr. Mugshot Ego E Wack comin' thru. And that's Queen JJ Cakes to you!
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:37pm.
mike,
I've always wanted to ask you this so here it go:
WTF is that supposed to be in your picture? My pervo mind imagines all kinds of whack nasty sh*t and it's probably the most innocent of things.
-But, seriously. WTF IS THAT?
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Abstract Art?
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:37pm.
It's the cover of My Bloody Valentine's "Loveless" (1991).