Don't Eff It Up, Lucy
A little while ago, George Clooney was not happy about his latest cocktail waitress/model/dumb bitch girlfriend running her mouth all around town about how she's nibbling on his man cooch. It looks like George has forgiven her, because he has apparently asked her to move into his Los Angeles mansion.
The Globe (I know, I know) says Lucy has flipped her nose in glee and can't wait to be George's live-in taint licker. A source said, “Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way. They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together. She’s talking about moving in with George in LA which is pretty amazing considering they’ve only known each other a couple of months. Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.”
Heart broken? Who said anything about love?! Seriously, Lucy has a winning lottery ticket in her hands and it's up to her to cash it in. She better not be another Sarah Larson, because that one was just an embarrassment to respectable gold diggers everywhere! If Lucy plays George's peen (and prostate) right, she'll have a money baby growing in her cash oven by July! I know it's a little baby's life I'm talking about, but don't you worry. George will pay Lucy off and then give the baby to Brangelina to raise. Everyone's happeh!
What am I saying? Lucy's stupid ass probably doesn't even know how babies are made. And that's just how George likes 'em.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:25pm.
I heard a lot of good reviews for that movie he made about 10 years ago with Jennifer Lopez (yeah I know, don't throw tomatoes; Just reporting what I heard)
Yeah, "Out of Sight" was surprisingly good. Steven Soderbergh
directed it
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Hey Mike; Really? Didn't know that. I liked 'Sex, Lies & Videotape, especially the scene where Andy McDowell's character tells her therapist that she can't 'pleasure herself' in case her dead grandfather is watching her from Heaven. (tee heeee)
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Where are they hanging out? A basement? What's with all the tubes and pipes in the background? Tube steak! Sorry, couldn't help it.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:25pm.
Yeah, "Out of Sight" was surprisingly good. Steven Soderbergh directed it.
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I didn't see "Out of Sight," but Soderbergh is pretty awesome, ain't he? "Traffic"?
Oh fer cryin' out loud - his vitae on IMDB is like 80 miles long.
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:34pm.
I want to serve chips an salsa and some black bean dip on his ginormous shelf chin.
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Really? I have some concrete I need smashed and I was thinking of asking him if I could borrow his chin.
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mike,
I've always wanted to ask you this so here it go:
WTF is that supposed to be in your picture? My pervo mind imagines all kinds of whack nasty sh*t and it's probably the most innocent of things.
-But, seriously. WTF IS THAT?
His beard looks like Taylor Dayne. I guess one who looked like Kylie Minogue or Cher would have made things too obvious.
joe, I liked "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" too. Although I liked the soundtrack better. You gotta love the Soggy Bottom Boys. :)
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Good God, she could put some bait on that hook nose of hers.
I remember Clooney from Golden Girls, he was a cop undercover in their house.
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Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:25pm.
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I blame George for that. It's a wonder those girls didn't grow up to be serial killers.
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Well, um, we haven't heard from them in quite AWHILE...so it could be happening as we speak!
If I had to vote for most likely of those girls to become one it would be either Jo or Lisa. I swear I cannot differentiate their character names from their real life names.
Wowie wow wow wow.
I never realized that George cLOONey had a Jay Leno chin before? That picture cracks me up. I want to serve chips an salsa and some black bean dip on his ginormous shelf chin.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:25pm.
I heard a lot of good reviews for that movie he made about 10 years ago with Jennifer Lopez (yeah I know, don't throw tomatoes; Just reporting what I heard)
Yeah, "Out of Sight" was surprisingly good. Steven Soderbergh directed it.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:25pm.
Out of Sight was a pretty good movie. He and JLo had a lot of chemistry, but I think they couldn't stand each other in real life.
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Yeah, I keep meaning to rent it. I just can't imagine those two together, yet as you said apparently they sexed each other up most efficiently :D
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:25pm.
I also loved him in the Coen Bros movie, 'O Brother Where Art Thou?". Light comedy - George's forté.
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that was good.
that movie reminded me - a little - of the Jim Jarmusch films...("Down by Law" in particular), though they were entirely different.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:24pm.
Probably from bible. I don't know. There was a Fisher in the bible, right?
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God, I hope I didn't offend anybody.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:25pm.
I know!! I'm having age times. I just went to the Wiki page and Mindy plays "Natalie." There's a paragraph in there about how Joan Rivers called them "The Fats of Life." Lisa Welchel (sp) said they had nothing to do on the set all day so they just ate. But Mindy says she actually LOST weight and the producers told her to put it back on.
Oh the humanity!!
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I blame George for that. It's a wonder those girls didn't grow up to be serial killers.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:25pm.
Out of Sight was a pretty good movie. He and JLo had a lot of chemistry, but I think they couldn't stand each other in real life.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:24pm.
Probably from bible. I don't know. There was a Fisher in the bible, right?
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I heard a lot of good reviews for that movie he made about 10 years ago with Jennifer Lopez (yeah I know, don't throw tomatoes; Just reporting what I heard) I also loved him in the Coen Bros movie, 'O Brother Where Art Thou?". Light comedy - George's forté.
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Make way!! Ho lover & Ladee Undercracker sniffer, Dr. Mugshot Ego E Wack comin' thru. And that's Queen JJ Cakes to you!
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:16pm.
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Do you mean Tootie? Come on, now, what kind of FOL fan are you? : ) : )
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I know!! I'm having age times. I just went to the Wiki page and Mindy plays "Natalie." There's a paragraph in there about how Joan Rivers called them "The Fats of Life." Lisa Welchel (sp) said they had nothing to do on the set all day so they just ate. But Mindy says she actually LOST weight and the producers told her to put it back on.
Oh the humanity!!
Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:13pm.
Clooney looks like Buzz Lightyear and the cocktail waitresses he fucks are getting progressively uglier.
LMAO!! That's funny 'cause always I thought he did the voice of Buzz Lightyear. For ages I thought that. Come to find out one day it was Tim Allen.
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Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:21pm.
You take the good. You take the bad. You take'em both and there you have the Facts of Life. The facts of life. There's a time you show... blah blah blah growing. the facts of life the facts of life
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Yep! That's it. LOL!
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I think you're right. Haha, Fisher, Booker, where the fuck did they get those names?
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I'd date George, but I'm attracted to older guys. Daddy issues.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:20pm.
The young guy she dated, I think Fisher, is the one that hit her. Booker was a hit-it-and-leave-it type of guy... just like George.
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You take the good. You take the bad. You take'em both and there you have the Facts of Life. The facts of life. There's a time you show... blah blah blah growing. the facts of life the facts of life
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Clooney played Booker on the Roseanne show, I think he dated Jackie and if I remember right there was a storyline where he hit her, and she dumped him.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
That is one ugly beard.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:16pm.
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Do you mean Tootie? Come on, now, what kind of FOL fan are you? : ) : )
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:16pm.
diamond dog, george clooney was a maint. man on facts of life and a boss (?) on that rosanne barr show.
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Thanks, Mae! What a looser!! (sic)
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:45pm.
this guy has not been enjoyable since the facts of life. the mullet worked for him.
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The TV SHOW "Facts of Life"???
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Uh-oh, here we go! Come on, DD, let's sing the FOL theme song! : )
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I know!!! BWaaahaaahaaaahaaa. Even just hearing the name "Trudy" makes me laugh. OMG. And "Jo" and "Mindy" -- what a HORRIBLE show!!
diamond dog, george clooney was a maint. man on facts of life and a boss (?) on that rosanne barr show.
Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:13pm.
Clooney looks like Buzz Lightyear and the cocktail waitresses he fucks are getting progressively uglier.
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He's getting close(r) to bottoming out.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:45pm.
this guy has not been enjoyable since the facts of life. the mullet worked for him.
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The TV SHOW "Facts of Life"???
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Uh-oh, here we go! Come on, DD, let's sing the FOL theme song! : )
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:45pm.
this guy has not been enjoyable since the facts of life. the mullet worked for him.
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The TV SHOW "Facts of Life"???
lol @ "she has really white teefs but her nose shades them."
Let Mel Gibson's ho be your inspiration. That trick not only screws successful rich men but gets knocked up by them too. Don't screw this up (although I think ol' Clooney got snipped years ago).
Clooney looks like Buzz Lightyear and the cocktail waitresses he fucks are getting progressively uglier.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
he's starting to look pervy.
i don't get his appeal either. never have.
His new piece is fugly. Next thing ya know he's going to start dating Danielle Staub. His choices are getting uglier and skankier by the year.
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I totally agree with you. I can appreciate that Brad is an attractive man, but he never did it for me personally. I definitely was more into the weirder guys, like Ed Norton or Robert Downey Jr.
Is that his new bitch on the right? REALLY CLOONEY? Jeez, how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:43pm.
To me, George Clooney is like Brad Pitt: Not hot, never was, don't see the attraction.
I can get the appeal of Clooney, but I don't find him attractive, personally. Brad Pitt... ugh. SO overrated. The only time I ever saw an inkling of hotness in him was in Fight Club. Nowadays he really looks like shit though (and we all know why).
I don't know why anyone would want to fuck that shriveled up weiner. He's not young anymore. And he ain't attractive... Too bad he hasn't realized that yet.
dare I say she is a bit on the ugly side...I mean I have a big nose too, but hers makes mine look like a pug...yikes! At least she is natural, or lets hope so...I used to think he was hot, now, not so much...I do believe these bimbos are beards for the most part..
They kept saying the same crap about Larson, he asked her to move in. Truth was she just stayed at his place when she was summoned to earn her keep. He knows moving them in will cost him , so I doubt if this mess is true.
Really George?
This one? Out of all the women...this one.
Huh.
When she smiles the tip of her snout hits her top lip.
Not hot.
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"...a money baby growing in her cash oven..."
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I am not a pussy.
she has really white teefs but her nose shades them.
LMAO Sugar...
hmmm it could be that! he's not ugly though..he's just a fuckhead..he thinks he's all that..he thinks he's hot shit but all he is is luke warm diarrhea!
@ Reeter
She was probably getting a little too comfortable in her new 'station' and a bit clingy.