Don't Eff It Up, Lucy
A little while ago, George Clooney was not happy about his latest cocktail waitress/model/dumb bitch girlfriend running her mouth all around town about how she's nibbling on his man cooch. It looks like George has forgiven her, because he has apparently asked her to move into his Los Angeles mansion.
The Globe (I know, I know) says Lucy has flipped her nose in glee and can't wait to be George's live-in taint licker. A source said, “Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way. They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together. She’s talking about moving in with George in LA which is pretty amazing considering they’ve only known each other a couple of months. Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.”
Heart broken? Who said anything about love?! Seriously, Lucy has a winning lottery ticket in her hands and it's up to her to cash it in. She better not be another Sarah Larson, because that one was just an embarrassment to respectable gold diggers everywhere! If Lucy plays George's peen (and prostate) right, she'll have a money baby growing in her cash oven by July! I know it's a little baby's life I'm talking about, but don't you worry. George will pay Lucy off and then give the baby to Brangelina to raise. Everyone's happeh!
What am I saying? Lucy's stupid ass probably doesn't even know how babies are made. And that's just how George likes 'em.
VIA Showbiz Spy
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He looks like he lost whatever mojo he was barely hanging on to...and you know he smells like cigs and 'roid cream.
This ho better work fast.
Zappy, I thought it meant fucking ugly dude. BWAH!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I admire that he doesn't drag respectable celebrities into his bearding shenannigans. Then again, respectable celebrities is pretttty much an oxymoron in itself.
I still can't believe Sara Larson let that opportunity slip right through her fingers!
islandgirl: ok, that's it, you've officially made my day! Her nose... retirment home... LingMAO!
Good night and peace out. *muah*
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:45pm.
Zappy, what is a fud? *waiting to learn new word*
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It's a good mommy's way of saying 'fucker'..doink and boink are good substitutes too.
So how much does the whore next door make beardin' for the Cloonster?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
this guy has not been enjoyable since the facts of life. the mullet worked for him.
@ islandg
LMAO OMG...
Zappy, what is a fud? *waiting to learn new word*
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:43pm.
How old is this one? like...18?
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Her boobs are probably 18, yet her nose screams old man in a retirement home.
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...'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich'...
~Courtesy of dreamhypnotique
@ Sugaroo
I can't stand Clooney. He's an arrogant fud
How old is this one? like...18?
To me, George Clooney is like Brad Pitt: Not hot, never was, don't see the attraction.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
yeah right girl... keep dreaming
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Bwahahahahahhahahaha! Delusional girl, unless he has an accident with her on his scooter.
Dear God her nose is like a ski slope. FUGLY!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............