Saturday, June 6th 2009

Woe Is Phil Spector

When Phil Spector was stuffed into a prison cell to serve 19 years for killing Lana Clarkson, he left behind his 28-year-old (don't choke) wife of 3 years Rachelle. During the trial, Rachelle wasn't allowed to whore herself out to the media, but now that it's over she can barf words from her mouth all she wants! Rachelle's first stop was the Los Angeles Times. Even though Rachelle loves to show off the 9-carat diamond ring on her finger, she wants the world to know that she's not a gold miner. Nope, she married Phil for *love*. Gag me with a fucking crimping iron.

Rachelle said that if she was a gold digger, she wouldn't be visiting Phil in prison any chance she could and she also wouldn't be licking on his soggy worm dick as much as she used to. Rachelle said, "We had sex. We were doing it all the time." Maybe that would explain why Rachelle looks like a middle-aged truck stop pussy peddler who has had more troll crotch on her ass than a horse at the Kentucky Derby. Not to mention that her eyebrows also look like they've been traumatized by the whole experience.

Rachelle also went on to say that she's not just with Phil for his coin, because she can easily support herself if she needed, "I can weed whack. Rip out walls. Lay tile." Obviously, she can't weed whack for shit, because look at her husband's hair.

Proving that she's just as gross as her husband, Rachelle says that living in the house that Lana died in doesn't bother her. Rachelle and Phil even got married in the same foyer Lane's body was found. Rachelle even sits in the chair Lana bled to death in. It doesn't bother her.

But what does bother her is that her gnome of a husband has been locked in a tiny cell for 24 hours of the day. Rachelle moaned, "He's locked in a 5-by-9 cell, 23 1/2 hours a day. They treat people worse than animals. I want that known." And I want it known that you are not a certified member of the Gold Diggers Club, but I'm sure the Dumb Stupid Skank Bitch Whore Club will gladly accept you. Their club president, Paris Hilton, will be contacting you any day now.

Seriously, crying about a 5-by-9 cell? That's bigger than most NYC apartments!

Posted by: Michael K


letinstar's picture

let's get this out of the way....this bitch ain't nobody's 28...
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No Words's picture

He is a crazy psycho...just read about Ronnie Spector's marriage to him. She is lucky to be alive.

The fact that he didn't get the death penalty pisses me off...now, THAT'S being treated like an animal.

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I'd like to slap this dumb bitch up side the head. Oh poor Phil. Nobody in jail is decking him out in a purple robe and bowing down to Mr. Wall of Sound?

So he's being treated "worse than an animal"? Bitch, please. If that's true, then she ought to shut her pie hole and be grateful they aren't treating him like a man who put a revolver in a woman's mouth and KILLED her.

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Yes, jail must be so horrible...veterans that have served and sacrificed for this country end up sleeping in the freezing cold under bridges while prisoners get 3 square meals a day, a bed, a sink, a toilet and leisure time...yeah, Rachelle, jail is so tough!

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That cell's a lot bigger than Lana's coffin, you nasty bitch.

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And she knows it.

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Say what you want about her, her eyebrows are MAGNIFICENT!

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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 7:02pm.

What cracks me up is that this is the person responsible for these!

http://justinspeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/phil-spector.jpg
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Zappy's picture

LMAO @ soggy worm dick..it's a nasty old sushi dick fer sure.

Zappy's picture

I read that whole post and the number 28 is sticking in my froat like a gerbil, and it's making me gag..twentyfuckingeight my ass.

z-listed's picture

I would love a rich husband, but no amount of money in the WORLD could even tempt me to have sex with this ugly little killer!

That woman is a grade A crazy!

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If you are a murderer that has been sent to prison, then you are SUPPOSED to be treated like a criminal, you dumb bitch! Prison is supposed to be punishment.

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FUCK THE HELL UP, YOU STUPID FUCKING GOLDIGGING FUCKING WHORE!!! WHO WOULD LET A MONKEY FIGHTING, MONDAY TO FRIDAY MURDERER-MARRYING CUNT LIKE YOU NEAR THEIR FUCKING LAWN!!!

Pffew, now I feel better.

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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 7:02pm.

What cracks me up is that this is the person responsible for these!

http://justinspeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/phil-spector.jpg

http://everyonelovesascandal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/phil-spector...

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/phil-spector_guilty.jpg

Hahaha. Whoever it is, they should be in jail with him also.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 8:39pm.

well, blood IS a lubricant!

huh huh, look who I'm telling THAT too!

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Rachelle has an IMDb page which shows was born in 1980:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1337072/

I had to laugh that her popularity has gone up 1,415% since last week.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 7:23pm.
He's lucky to be in jail. Unlike Lana, who's in her grave. I hope every day of the rest of his life is a living hell.
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Here, here! For every SECOND Lana feared for her life, may Phil get the most unmerciful ASS REAMING of his life, only to be left bleading on the floor for the second round...

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She's 28 for the 15th year in a row. They were meant for each other. One lying motherfucker deserves another LOL

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I almost swallowed my tongue when I read 28. If she's 28 then I'm 18. LOL! She does have a truck stop air about her. I sense hot slut material on this one!

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He's lucky to be in jail. Unlike Lana, who's in her grave. I hope every day of the rest of his life is a living hell.

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What cracks me up is that this is the person responsible for these!

http://justinspeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/phil-spector.jpg

http://everyonelovesascandal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/phil-spector...

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/phil-spector_guilty.jpg

Oh, and this trick reminds me of Heather Mills with the "I had no idea who he was" bullshit.

Although Spector wasn't a Beatle, he produced the Beatles' "Let it Be", (over-produced many feel). Even if she were a younger person with no personal knowledge of him, I'm sure the people she worked with hipped her to the info about him.

He was always eccentric and always a prick, but I think a life of boozing and coke has left him a shell of a human.

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I'm sure she can lay tile; its probably easier than laying Jiminy Cricket like she's been doing for the past three years.
Can she lay pipe too?

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 6:37pm.

Right, LCT?

She could be a 28 year old recovered crack whore, easily!
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Twenty-eight??? Please. If you were in a hospital bed in 1981, it was for your first face lift, NOT the trip down your mother-ho's herp-ridden birth canal.

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Right, LCT?

She could be a 28 year old recovered crack whore, easily!

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Jellis h8ers! Eat Crisco!

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I know you guys are all making fun of her age cuz you're all like A HUNDRED or something! So jellus you all are. So there!

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If I were her I would have thrown a fucking party. I'm sure that's most golddigger's dreams, getting cash money and you don't have to have sex with the dwarf or see his nasty little mop head everyday? Ka-ching!

There's only one reason why any women in her right mind would marry that nastiness and that's because she knew his ass was going to the chockey for life.

Stoney's picture

rotflmao @ 28! Maybe in dog years, old whore!

Deb's picture

Geez, being married to Phil Spector really ages a gal!

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zomay's picture

Twenty fucking eight my ass!!

I hate it when a woman marries a guy KNOWING he is on trial for murdering his former lover/wife. And second one who lies about being 20 years younger than her real age! This lady deserves NO time from the media.

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PrettyPoison's picture

No way in hell this bitch is 9 years younger than me.

there is no telling what his lawyers have done with his finances, should he die in prison...
who knows if she will gain all of his money.

...gotta add a name to the hoes dating murdering dickheads from hell hall of fame...
OJ Simpson's now ex girlfriend..

http://www.hotblkjock.com/ojnews.html

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 3:16pm.
Another card carrying member of the Gold Diggers Club.

Members include:

* Ashton Kucher
LMFAO!!!

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

LouisCreed's picture

Gods help her if she's really 28. I'm 44 and I don't look that old.

christine the hoff's picture

he doesn't deserve to be treated as well as an animal, bitch. and don't compare this waste of skin to an innocent, helpless animal. pigs are better than this. he should rot in that cell.

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when this dollar-whore's husband is stuffed into a wire cage he can't move about in (as KFC grows in) or has his eyes injected with the latest l'oreal shampoo (as lab rabbits are) then she can say he is treated like an animal. until then, can someone please tell her to shut the fuck up, the stupid bitch.

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I saw this bitch on some interview (can't remember who was interviewing her), but she was fake crying... I couldn't believe it. She is so not believable and she is retarded.

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gnarlyone: Clarkson was in a movie, maybe 2, with bits here and there in others.

Hostessing is not an inherently dangerous occupation, so what gives?
Just curious, she was a LIVE PERSON till he killed her.
To me, what you're saying is a bit off. Her family has been waiting a long, long time for this and you sound like her life shouldn't be "worth" much. Just sayin'.
No offense but odd TO ME.

the real golddigging is to commence with the civil suit judgement awarded
to the survivors of the victim.....I mean c'mon ...the woman
was reportedly a hollywood 'hostess' ....she didn't deserve her fate
at weirdo's hands but it's a dangerous occupation
she had as an avocation...from what I've gleaned

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

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If that twatwaffle is 28, then MK fucks 50 girls a day.

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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 2:45pm.
I didn't know he was married to Tara Lipinski...

Haha. She does look like her.

Maybe I'll look this one up...sex all the time...and I could really use a good weed whacking!

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Another card carrying member of the Gold Diggers Club.

Members include:

* Okasana Whateverthehell w/ Mel Gibson
* Bruce Willis new hood ornament (??? name)
* Entire cast of Housewives of Orange Tan County
* Ashton Kucher
* Mr. Mariah Carey (aka Nick Cannon)
* Heather Mills

Statler and Waldorf's picture

I didn't know he was married to Tara Lipinski...

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Submitted by KidL on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
This bitch is at least 10 years older than she claims. Seriously, who does she and Octo-sana (Gibson's ho) think they are kiddin'?!
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Try 20 years older!!!

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 1:09pm.

What kind of macabra beast is this woman?
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(sorry, I couldn't help myself! - it's so boring today!)

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