The Mile HIGH Club
I hope you're up on all your shots, because we're about to spend a little time with Dreamboat Doherty. You might want to hold your breath too...just in case. So, it feels like it's been forever since Dreamy took part in one of his favorite activities: getting arrested. Dreamy just loves the feeling of cold steel handcuffs around his wrists and a cavity search which ends in a half a dozen officers barfing up their innards. It's like Christmas times, so he thought he'd relive the magic for the ten millionth time.
This past Friday on a British Airways flight to Switzerland, Dreamy got out of his seat in coach, waltzed into the lavatory and got intimate with a hypodermic needle. I guess they had a wild ole' time, because Dreamy passed the fuck out right there. Flight attendants found him taking a little crack nap with the needle by his side. When the plane landed in Geneva, Dreamy was arrested, fined and released. He played a show that day and returned back to London the next.
A source at British Airways tells the Sunday Mail that they are investigating the incident and could ban Dreamy FOR LIFE.
They're not going to do that! It's all talk. I mean, how can you punish that precious face? It's like catching a toddler shooting up the wrong shit in the bathroom of an airplane. You would just shrug your shoulders, take away his toy, pat him on the head and tell him not to do it again. The same goes with Dreamy!
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Ack! I don't like needles!!! Even thinking about shooting up makes me uncomfortable! *rubs arms*
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how did he get a syringe past security?
Still not as good as when the British author Will Self was doing some journalistic work and snorted heroin on John Mayor's campaign plane. Got himself into a bit of trouble with his employer. Great author, though.
I can honestly say that he scares me.
It has been awhile since Pete surfaced, I see things haven't changed. The dude's the 21st Century version of Keith Richards.
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I am not a pussy.
Submitted by Geebz74 on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 10:57am.
i wonder what he smells like. hmm...
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Pissy sweat and vomit.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 10:59am.
wow. someone needs a new avatar.........
Yours is still the best, but remember Pete looking uber-cracky in the top hat? That's a close second, in my opinion.
they should get him and the wino and do a reality show...or shoot them both, whichever
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 10:59am.
Good morning...
Getting by security with a hypodermic and heroin: savvy.
Shooting horse in an airline lavatory: classy.
Unable to take the hypodermic out and get back to your seat: priceless.
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LOL!!! 'Morning MizRo! At least he knows better than to waste good crack money on a first class seat.
oy, this smelly thing is still alive?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
wow. someone needs a new avatar.........
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Fucka doodle-do.
Pete Doherty's bodily organs are a marvel.
This fucka ain't dead yet?!
You could lick him and overdose!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Good morning...
Getting by security with a hypodermic and heroin: savvy.
Shooting horse in an airline lavatory: classy.
Unable to take the hypodermic out and get back to your seat: priceless.
If it was London to Switzerland, thats only like a 2-3 hour flight I would imagine...He cant just chill in his seat with some xanax until he can get his real fix in the hotel??
i wonder what he smells like. hmm...
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
SSDD.
Oh Petey, no one warned you that the thirteenth step is the best?
Oh for Christ's sakes, when is he going to die?
Yes, that comment is a little harsh for a Sunday, but oh well.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
and this is news because???
wake me up when he dies
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Why isn't he dead yet?
Meh.
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Yikes. Ew.
LOL! I thought Petey was now all religious and shit?