Heidi Montag Almost Died In Costa Rica!
Heidi Montag was rushed to a hospital in Costa Rica yesterday after she started "convulsively throwing up" after spending one full day with Spencer Pratt in a dark room. You do the math. If you were stuck in a confined space with that dingle berry, you'd probably dry heave so much that you'd turn inside out.
Twit & Twat were sent to "The Lost Chamber" by the producers of I'm A Fucktard..... Why The Hell Are People Paying Attention To Me? as a way to redeem themselves for quitting the show. They were given cots to sleep on, water to drink and rice and beans to eat. Peep at their quarters here. It kind of looks like my first apartment, only cleaner.
TMZ says that after the 24 hours were up, Heidi was so sick that she was taken to the hospital where doctors diagnosed her with a "gastric ulcer." Is "gastric ulcer" Costa Rican doctor talk for "chronic famewhore-itis"? Or maybe bitch got dry shampoo poisoning.
Heidi has been released and is currently on meds. Apparently, Twit & Twat want off the show for good now, but they signed a tiny little thing called "a contract." Spencer has fired his lawyer for telling him to stay on the show and now he's threatening to sue NBC.
Some of the cast members are trying to get off the show, but their passports have been held hostage. Wait. Is this some genius plan concocted by the US Government and NBC to rid this country of our biggest pieces of trash? Why oh why didn't they lure Katherine Heeeeigl down there with a carton of Reds or CHERYL BURKE with a stack of buttery pancakes. WHY?! Naw. This smells, tastes and looks like a publicity stunt. This whole thing has probably been scripted from the beginning and I bet they aren't even in Costa Rica. They are probably shooting this on the Gilligan's Island set at Universal Studios.
That being said, I will be tuning in on Monday night to see how this fakery plays out..... Why do I hate myself so much? I need to be hugged by a "Hang in There" poster.
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I've gotta say over here in the UK we have our fair share of c***s (Jordan, Kerry Katona etc), but nothing...I mean NOTHING prepared me for the level of EXTRA-ORDINARY c***ishness of these people you call "Spencer & Heidi". This guy in particular would be glassed within five seconds of stepping ashore over here. Really, how do let this guy live? I mean over here a vile racist like Danielle Lloyd will at the very least get kicked through a glass coffee table...what are you guys doing to compete with this...particularly in relation to Spencer? I'm just curious...
ugly horse.
Damn, she lived.
ALMOST Died? :( Why the hell couldn't she of croaked, and took her fucking husband with her! The world is sick of BOTH of them fake ass bitches!
Submitted by omglolzers on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:48pm.
Stress does not cause or worsen gastric ulcers.
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At any rate: I think Janice has money in this show. She is TOO COOL all the way around.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:40pm.
Why hasn't Janice pulled a shank on Twit and Twat by now? She's had plenty of opportunity.
*scratches head*
Because Janice gets off on their drama. She was the one that was begging the whole group to let them come back when NBC told the rest of the cast members it was up to them if they could come back. She was like "Don't you believe in second chances"? Also another guy there said he liked Spencer, he said Spencer reminded him of P Diddy. lol That's not a compliment, I know a lot of regular people like me hate P Diddy.
Sugaroo, I honestly don't know why but when you said "big juicy spider", I could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh man, I need to go to bed...
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Apparently most human beings possess a penchant for useless butterfaces.
LOL, right. they probably just got a REALITY CHECK and were pissed about it. grow up. they'll get all dramatic about it i'm sure. ugh, is that bad i'm bummed they didn't die?
OH RELAX I'M KIDDING! ...sorta. i mean we wouldn't have to look at this ugly chick's face anymore at least!
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Please NBC destroy them both, even the thought of them doing anything beyond "The Hills" is offensive to the rest of us.
An aggressive staph infection would be a wonderful after effect for those whores.
at least for Spencer.
Submitted by vegaschick on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:34pm.
Am I the only one who notices how fake looking that set is? Those trees and flowers look like those cheap plastic shit you see in Florida Comfort Inns.Even the lighting looks fake. I'll bet anyone a hundred bucks they're taping this show on some soundstage in California.
I watched a few minutes of last weeks show and was thinking the same thing. I would not bet against it being on a soundstage somewhere.
These two assholes are a disgrace to all forms of life. A couple of spoiled buttplugs crying if things don't go thier way. If I worked at NBC I would sue them for just being alive.
Just a question for anyone that's been keeping up with this show....... How's Torrie Wilson? I was a huge fan of hers on WWE Smackdown, but she had to leave because of serious back problems. I just wonder how she's making it.
Living well is the best revenge.......
Why hasn't Janice pulled a shank on Twit and Twat by now? She's had plenty of opportunity.
*scratches head*
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I know what did it..........
She was trapped in a room with Spencer's bean fatrs!!! If his pesonality alone can make a peson sick, think about how bad his "gas" is. In an unventilated room, Heidi didn't stand a chance!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
I LOVE HOW THESE TWO CUNTS ARE HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME BEING AWAY FROM THEIR PAMPERED LIFESTYLE FOR LITERALLY LESS THAN A WEEK.
I HOPE THEY BOTH CONTRACT AN ILLNESS THAT CAUSES THEIR SKIN(ESPECIALLY THE FACE) TO GET NASTY BOILS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
LETS SEE HOW MANY PAPARAZZI THEY WILL NOTIFY IN ADVANCE OF THEIR NEXT DRIVE TO THE SUPERMARKET WHEN THAT MAGIC HAPPENS.
Cod I love that picture.
Heidi Montag looks like the sad theater mask...HAHAHAHA
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I'd rather see another Gosselin post than anything about these rat droppings.
Doncha you love how the program screams LIVE!!! but the only live part is the two dummies who introduche (typo and I'm keeping it) the show?
i don't want to know anything about these two fools unless one or both actually dies...then maybe i'll be interested...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
who is this broad again?
God shes certainly no oil painting a as my momma would say-can I suggest some plastic surgery to look less like a horse?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 1:43pm.
I hope Spencer gets one of those barbed fish things right up his wiener.
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HAHA! What did that poor little barbed fishy thing ever do to you? Meany, hahahahahaha
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Can Heidi get a poisonous egg laying eel up her hoo-ha???? Please, Please...If there's a God?????
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https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000213.htm
Non-cancerous (benign) gastric ulcers are caused by an imbalance between stomach acid, an enzyme called pepsin, and the natural defenses of the stomach's lining. This imbalance leads to inflammation, which can be made worse by aspirin and nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory medications (NSAIDs) such as ibuprofen.
Risk factors for benign gastric ulcers include:
* Use of aspirin and NSAIDs
* Helicobacter pylori (H. pylori) infection
* Chronic gastritis
* Smoking
* Increasing age
* Mechanical ventilation (being put on a breathing machine)
* Certain blood clotting problems
Stress does not cause or worsen gastric ulcers. These two are retarded and they need to disappear. I can't for the life of me understand why people keep allowing these two clowns to become richer. Stop watching them! Boycott these idiots.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 1:43pm.
I hope Spencer gets one of those barbed fish things right up his wiener.
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HAHA! What did that poor little barbed fishy thing ever do to you? Meany, hahahahahaha
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Am I the only one who notices how fake looking that set is? Those trees and flowers look like those cheap plastic shit you see in Florida Comfort Inns.Even the lighting looks fake. I'll bet anyone a hundred bucks they're taping this show on some soundstage in California.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:01pm.
I saw the first episode and part of the second...true to form Heidi and Spencer are the most self serving, annoying asshats on the planet.
Anything they do is just for more publicity...they're laughing at all of this.
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Actually, I'm getting a lot of build up for those two, going backwards, cuz when I started they weren't there...I just started the second and I still haven't seen much of them...they are like mythology still...lol! I've NEVER watched anything of them except mere seconds of Heidi's HIDEOUS videos. I still haven't really seen them talk...I'm a little excited achally;p
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Just put the bitch in front of a camera and her health will replenish.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:01pm.
I saw the first episode and part of the second...true to form Heidi and Spencer are the most self serving, annoying asshats on the planet.
Anything they do is just for more publicity...they're laughing at all of this.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 6:25pm.
Spencer's sister twittered this:
"[I'm] really saddened to hear that NBC felt it was ok to punish Speidi so harshly - and torture them as if they were criminals - that Heidi was rushed to the hospital and has an IV in her arm after being locked in a dark room for 3 days [with] no food or water.
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Bullshit. I'm watching right now. They had one night in there with rice and beans.
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I watched maybe, MAYBE 5 minutes of this and what I long suspected was true- Spencers acting to look like a total asshole is to gain attention and fame. He does nothing but talk about how great he is, and it is so obvious he does it on purpose. Even Harvey Levin from TMZ is congratulating him on his actions that produced all this attention (saying he knows how to play the "game")
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 6:25pm.
I rest my case on the following.
Spencer's sister twittered this:
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
What the fuck? The contestants on "Survivor" would be thrilled with cots and water, rice AND beans. Heidi and Spencer need to get the huge stick out of their asses and then smack each other with it!
Spencer Fatthead poisoned Horseface so they would get even more publicity. I hope they both get bit by a great big juicy spider and we never hear from them again.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Spencer's sister twittered this:
"[I'm] really saddened to hear that NBC felt it was ok to punish Speidi so harshly - and torture them as if they were criminals - that Heidi was rushed to the hospital and has an IV in her arm after being locked in a dark room for 3 days [with] no food or water. [Please] pray she will be ok," Stephanie wrote. "Her family is flying out to see her in the hospital. I know they pulled some shitty antics - but really NBC?? Too far."
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Three days no food or water, if that is true that is fucked up for anyone.
The new Liza Minelli and David Gest.
I will never tire of that picture.
Submitted by Miss Lios on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 5:53pm.
They've taken away their passports?
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Something tells me that's a joke.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
NBC is refuting the claims. I hope they sue Heidi and Spencer and this destroys them.
They've taken away their passports? NBC did that? I think that's illegal. I live overseas and I know for a fact that no American citizen can be without their passport in a foreign country. If they aren't under arrest or anything, they should have their passports with them all the time.
"You do the Meth would be more appropriate".
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Truthfully all the quiting and than coming back sounded to me like she was having a serious case of the DTs. That's where I'd put my money for the win. Heidi was coming off the bad shit.
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ITV claims that the whole torture and illness story is BS.
They have doctors on set and if anything ever happened, the contestants would be taken care of.
Don't they have the cameras everywhere and a nice film to proof the Pratts' insanity?
People who need to be put on the no media island of Idiotic Overmediafied Psychos:
Spencer and Heidi
Angelina Jolie and her new clone Megan Fox
(and her other clones Octomom and Mel Gibson's baby mama)
Kate Gosselin
Anyone featured on Just Jared
*Octomom
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oy gevalt. these two are ridonkulous. that room is fine. it's just decorated to make it look rustic. rice & beans? that's more than most college kids eat every day.
i could be locked in a broom closet with my hubby and we'd still have fun. these two just got married and they're already miserable together.
skidmarks. both of them.
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People who need to be put on the no media island of Idiotic Overmediafied Psychos:
Spencer and Heidi
Angelina Jolie and her new clone Megan Fox
(and her other clones Octomom and Mel Gibson's baby mama)
Kate Gosselin
Anyone featured on Just Jared
She looks like the kind of girl who would own about ten different Tamagotchi pets and kill them all through incompetence, but then her real dog is super healthy because even though it's hers, mom is the one taking care of it.
Just like when she has a real kid.
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BS, I stayed in Costa Rica in a room worse than that and the only thing that happened was 30 bug bites. Heidi's probably pregnant.