Wednesday, June 10th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Gina Gershon (47)
Leelee Sobieski (27)
Tara Lipinski (27)
Hoku (28)
Jonathan Bennett (28)
Shane West (31)
Faith Evans (36)
Flesh-n-Bone (36)
Elizabeth Hurley (44)
Kate Flannery (45)
Jeanne Tripplehorn (46)
Tony Ward (46)
Vincent Perez (47)
Kim Deal (48)
Kelley Deal (48)
Maxi Priest (48)
Eliot Spitzer (50)
John Edwards (56)

Posted by: Michael K


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BobsBB's picture

Boy, I share my birthday with some of the weirdest weirdos ever. Gina Gershon's the only I can see myself hanging with.
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Zappy's picture

I had no idea Gina Gershon was that old! She looks like a poor mans Raquel Welch.

patty cake's picture

that tripplehorn chic is more like 50

xoxox

The war isn't working.

z-listed's picture

How funny is is that two cheating politicians (Spitzer and Edwards) have the sane birthday!

LilaFowler's picture

Happy Birfday Kim and Kelley! Damn, I can't believe they're almost 50. I feel a thousand now.

zomay's picture

Gina Gershon!

I watch ShowGirls just for her catty lines.

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letinstar's picture

gina geshon is one of my girl crushes...how appropriate that spitzer and edwards both share a penchant for getting caught with their dicks in other women and sharing the same bday...
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Tyroan's picture

HBD Kim and Kelly of The Breeders!

And you too miamibartendress xD

Happy Birthday to these sluts and to me!! Except for those cheating bastards, Eliot Spitzer and John Edwards..they can suck it!

I would go gay for Gina Gershon.

Spitzer and Edwards, how appropriate. I was an extremely vocal supporter of Edwards for President and I am so embarrassed about that now. What a scumbag. I couldn't get through Elizabeth's new book because it was painful to read, I feel so sorry for her. He, that pig he was cheating with and their piglet ought to go somewhere far, far away and never be seen by the public again.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASHA OBAMA!!! She's 8 today.

I want a birfday party at the White House....

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

haha...Spitzer & Edwards!!

Leelee is 3 years older than me???? I thought she was in 20-23 range

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Franniiv3's picture

Can you believe I wrote an essay on Showgirls for University! I loved my course! Ha! Love her! Lv x

chewba's picture

and Happy Birthday to Kim Deal's twin sister Kelly too. Long live Rock and Roll Chicks!

2Di4's picture

"I'm gettin a little too old for that whorey look."

Oh, how I love me some Gina Gershon. She's always been on my lesbian-for-a-day-conversion list.

EatYourVeggies's picture

HOKU! Someone youtube the burrito song. That shit brings back some memories.

Hysteria's picture

holy christeeze! 2 epic cheaters and a priest born on the same day!

wooo, there's a bad moon arisin'. i'm staying indoors today

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Stock Broker's picture

BTW, I think the John Edwards on the DLIsted Barfday list is that douche bag scam artist on TV that sees ghosts.

Stock Broker's picture

All hail the slut princess known as Krystal Connors.

Happy Barfday!

many nice and single girls have a account on __classymingle.com___. so dont miss them. dont miss your classy lover!!

Ford_Prefect's picture

Hey Tara,

When is the sex fetish vid coming out?

Glad to see that acting career is going well.

That Ho-dwarf fell off the face of the Earth. So much for Olympic gold $$$.
~*Everybody's Doing the Gosselin!*~

Ophelias evil twin's picture

awww I love Gina. She's one sexy bitch. and was lucky enough to star in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEcs_cvgLFE

Mrs. F.'s picture

Thanks to this post, I now know that when MK and the D Listers quote "Cristal Connors" they are talking about Gina G's character in Showgirls, and not "Crystal Anderson-Conner" from Roseanne... I never could picture Crystal saying those slutty things ...

ricki lake's picture

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! All hail Cristal Connors!!!

Can you believe that it was orignally maybe going to Madonna playing this part, with DREW BARRYMORE as Nomi? Yeah, I know....thank GOD.

Showgirls is truly a classic, and 50% of that is because of Gina and her classic bitch moves. The other 50%, of course, consists of 20% Kyle McLachlan's ass, 20% showboys, and 10% novelty of seeing Jessie Spano striptease even though her ass starts halfway up her back. Sigh. Good times.

snowpiece's picture

MY bf's dream girl is Elizabeth Hurley. What the fuck is up with that shit, LOL
Ha HA Spitzer and Edwards share a bday, how fitting
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mike's picture

Peter Griffin: "You mean like Gina Gershon beautiful, or beautiful beautiful?"

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Eliot Spitzer (50)
John Edwards (56)

OKAY WOW! And I mean that. Gives new meaning to Happeh Hump day!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

freebird's picture

Wow. Big day for sluts. Some that give me the MAJOR skeeves (Spitzer and Edwards) and I'm sure Elizabeth Hurley is a bitch but I like her. She has a hot body and she played a sexay dev in Bedazzled. I LOVE that movie. (don't judge)

DigiStar's picture

We cash the check, we take the cash. We give them that they want.

Bless you Gershon.....I'm tipping a bottle of chardonnay to you right now.

Mother Superior's picture

Crystal, tell me I'm a whore, go on!!!!!!

Happy B-day ;)

fuzzyslippers's picture

AHAHA! HB Gina Gershon! You ain't the prettiest thing to walk the planet, but I like ya anyway!

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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk

!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.

Oh hello Tony Ward. Between you and Depp you make 46 look hot as hell.

Albatross's picture

Crappy Birthday, John Edwards. I used to like you, but then I found out what a piece of shit you are.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

HB Sluts.

Shane West looks like he belongs on Faces of Meth.

buckeyemama's picture

WOW 2 true blue sluts on the list Eliot Spitzer and John Edwards (blech) Neither deserves anything but a raging case of the HERPE! A Happy B-Day to the 2 Polish princesses as well! (stops to adjust own Polish Princess tiara)

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The C word's picture

So many names, so little recognition/respect…HB Vincent Perez and Maxi Priest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G4zRwcmY9o

Morning dlisters!

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Jessica_Wakefield's picture

Happy birthday Faith Evans. Bitch can SANG!!! Too bad she was on Puffy's Bad Boy label. She could have been really huge.

Happy birthday also to Tara Lipinski. Although I am still VERY bitter she won the gold medal over my girl Michelle Kwan. BOO!!!!

Haribo's picture

morning! happy birthday to leelee sobieski and tara lipinski - the only bd sluts i have a clue who they are. argh!!
and damn, they have polish last names!! what a coincidence...

putsomestankonit's picture

Like hell Shane West is only 31, that picture of him the other looked like a 44 year old.

Have a shitty barfday John Edwards you asshole. Own up to your daughter Frances and take care of her you lying POS!
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