Already Living Like A Married Couple!
In today's holy Brangie news, they are getting married and also sleeping in separate bedrooms! The two go hand in hand. Let's start with the latter.... And we're off!
The Daily Mail says that St. Angie and Willy Pitt have been not only sleeping in different beds (early I Love Lucy-style), but in different houses! The holy family has been living at the Seacroft Estate on Long Island, NY while St. Angie films that movie about paprika or whatever. The property has an enormous main house and 8 surrounding houses. While Brad prefers to stay in the main house with their child army, St. Angie prefers to sleep in the beach house. A source said, "They would often sleep as far away from each other as possible, not even in separate bedrooms but in separate houses. Angelina spent most of her time in one of the annexes while Brad lived in the main house with its ten bedrooms."
The source went on to say that Brad is hardly with his family which doesn't help his toilet floater of a relationship with Angie, "Angie has been working really long hours on her movie and Brad hasn’t been there (on Long Island) all that much. It’s put a huge strain on them."
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation as to why they are sleeping in separate houses. I'm guessing that Jesus likes to visit late at night on the down low and gossip with Angie about the other saints. They make cookies, braid each other's hair and giggle. It keeps Brad awake. And when Angie is ready to go to bed, it's hard to fall asleep with Brad's no-nut area whimpering at all hours of the night. Or maybe their egos together is too much for one house to handle.
On the other side of the coin, The Daily Mirror says their relationship is all kittens and rainbows, because they are getting married this summer in New Orleans! Well, maybe it's not all cupcakes, because Angie only wants to make it legal to end the break-up rumors. A close friend said, “Usually it’s Brad who wants to talk marriage. But this time it was Angie. An aide sent them all the Press clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ and Angelina said it was probably best if they married to put an end to the stories. Brad’s face lit up – he was thrilled.”
Well, they can't stand to sleep in the same HOUSE together, so marriage seems like the logical next step! They're already living like they've been married for years.
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What does Angelina say when she's happy?
"Brad, lick my boots before you take the kids for a walk."
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:22am.
gia: True, true. Very cold woman. Nuts, too.
Have we seen photos of the twins lately?
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I havent seen photos of any of the little ones lately, not to mention the twins(who will be punished for life along with Shiloh for being their natural babies)...I guess the mansions they live in have it all, so there is no need for the kids to leave the grounds. Then again, if the children are released into public then they would have to be with nannies since both Pitt & Jolie are sooo busy with work & that would ruin the illusion of their perfect family...The family that they take care of as a couple with such little assistance...HA!
What does Angelina say when she's happy?
"That's some good shit..."
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:53am.
Hey TeriAnn,
I said "Yay!" That's a poopy mood? What does Angelina say when she's happy?....*bites tongue*
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She says. "I'll take THAT one, mister adoption officer!"
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Speak for yourself Stoney. ;)
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:43am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/08/2009 -
That's right. I had a feeling Bai Ling wasn't the right name. Pretty good for an invasive species that likes to burrow in the sides of canals.
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HAW! That's where the good shit's at. ;-P
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Well at least we wear underwear. Unlike Saintalina who removes her privacy garments during love scenes with married men.
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TeriAnn, I am so dumb, I need Cliff's Notes to follow your posts?
You are sooooo cerebral!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I want FACTS TeriAnn, PROOF!
C'mon, link a slut up with the proof her and her pa is speakin' now.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hey TeriAnn,
I said "Yay!" That's a poopy mood? What does Angelina say when she's happy?....*bites tongue*
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M.E.
I think he did that when she had possession of Maddox but the adoption wasn't completely finalized and they could've swooped in and tooken his little ass away. Some crap like that. It's truly mind boggling to me that I even have this info. Haha. Well, I guess I have always needed a good story to rag on. Lord knows she provides a good story.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:50am.
Am I the only one that doesn't know what TeriAnn is talking about half the time?
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TeriAnn doesn't even know what TeriAnn is talking about MOST of the time!
Aww pull up those big girl panties and fight your own battles. Kinda like I'm shocked and the world is shocked. bwahaha
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:27am.
Haha! Touche, mon Freebird, you are right, there ISN'T a hairline to speak of! As MK would say, it is running off her head! Escaping from the horror that is Analina!
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Maybe she'll find it in another country and adopt it. Then it will piss on Brad.
cute bebe chef c!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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I loved it when Gramps got Z's name wrong.
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Am I the only one that doesn't know what TeriAnn is talking about half the time?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
TeriAnn on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:45am.
Angelina and her father are speaking. NEXT....
Haha, I bet AJ told you this over high tea, right?? I know how a loons mind works and I know you are in the know....right?
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Pimpcessa - Oops, that's right. Wasn't that fuel to the fire. They were speaking, obviously when she signed on for Tomb Raider. Didn't she already have Maddox then?
Teri, no, they are NOT speaking. Those children have never MET John.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:43am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:07am.
What's more disgusting: that she's gone down on Billy Bob or Bai Ling?
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Bai Ling? Wasn't it Jenny Shimizu she was bumpin' uglies with?
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That's right. I had a feeling Bai Ling wasn't the right name. Pretty good for an invasive species that likes to burrow in the sides of canals.
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Aw, TeriAnn, you made it!
Well, you have Skeletina beat by a mile, 99.99% of Dlisters thinks you are absolutely Looniful!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
M.E.,
Exactly. Hypocritical cunt.
M.E.
EEG - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!!! Yet, she continues to keep her children away from her father, their GRANDFATHER, because he cheated on her mother.
Right??? But I thought she doesn't speak to her Dad because he came out on tv saying she was crazy and in need of psycho help AGAIN while she was trying to close the deal on the pruchase of her first handbag...ooops, I meant kid, Maddox.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Angelina and her father are speaking. NEXT....
Congrats cammi!! Sorry I missed your announcement, my lazy ass didn't read all the comments. Hope you are enjoying your baby bliss! <3<3<3
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:43am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:07am.
What's more disgusting: that she's gone down on Billy Bob or Bai Ling?
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Bai Ling? Wasn't it Jenny Shimizu she was bumpin' uglies with?
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Yup, Brad still has no nuts (Angelina keeps them in a glass jar next to the blood vials on the mantle). Dumbass should've never had babies w/that witch, he's in it for life now. Imagine the child support checks if they split...
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:07am.
What's more disgusting: that she's gone down on Billy Bob or Bai Ling?
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Bai Ling? Wasn't it Jenny Shimizu she was bumpin' uglies with?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:27am.
Haha! Touche, mon Freebird, you are right, there ISN'T a hairline to speak of! As MK would say, it is running off her head! Escaping from the horror that is Analina!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
EEG - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!!! Yet, she continues to keep her children away from her father, their GRANDFATHER, because he cheated on her mother.
Yeah, holding a grudge over something that happened over 20 years ago is something a "saint" would do.
Fucking ridiculous.
That would be the last nail closing the coffin of his career. Next job octodaddy.
chefcammi!!!!!!
Baby is beee-you-tee-ful!!
and HUGE! I hope your chocha is healed up :)
TeriAnn, we are actually thrilled that the Holie Shitts look as stupid as this.
And what's this "aide" shit?? I thought she is Supermom and doesn't need any help and only has a manager or some crap like that. My God, when the real story comes out it's gonna reveal that they have about 20 "people" around constantly to do their bidding. Guess she aint "Supermom" afterall.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
No Stoney you can keep your husband. Hellz bells people why such the long faces?
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:34am.
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
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Lordy Be! Congratulations!
I hope your vagina is alright.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:36am.
You forgot cutting heroin addicted brother fucking whore.
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You forgot cutting heroin addicted brother fucking whore.
stoney thats funny.. might I add "Liver Lipped" to your list?
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Teri, is that Britney's first knuckle-dragging husband in your avie?
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OMG just because we enjoy mocking Angie doesn't make us grouchy people, I'm having a great day and laughing at the Jolie Pitts is just a small part of it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Wait a minute. The Daily Mail claims he stays in the house with the kids but the states he doesn't see them and she's pissed?? Am I missing something here? If he's the one in the house with the kids, wouldn't SHE be the one that's not around them?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Arrogant pretentious assholes. Wish they would implode or something.
And I really do believe TeriAnn is pulling our leg to get hits for MK. No one could possible believe what she spews.
*muah*
Mornin Migraine!
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Stoney that's not very nice.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:29am.
If you think a malnourished homewrecking tatted-up fame-whoring freakshow with a fivehead, bulging forehead vein, square midsection and a wrinkled old cheating gray-bearded bastard for a partner is the most beautiful woman in the world, there is really something wrong your brain.
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I lurves me a Stoney rant!!
Mornin' slut!!
If you think a malnourished homewrecking tatted-up fame-whoring freakshow with a fivehead, bulging forehead vein, square midsection and a wrinkled old cheating gray-bearded bastard for a partner is the most beautiful woman in the world, there is really something wrong your brain.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:25am.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:59am.
DAMN she's got a hairline that rivals Vivica Fox. Someone's got the female pattern baldness gene =))
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I know! That was the first thing I mentioned when I saw this photo!
This hairline thing has been a recent developement, and a scary one, especially for "The Most Beautiful Woman in the World!"
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DG!!! Where is this 'hairline' you two are talking about? All I see is foreheadforeheadforehead. Maybe her big lips ate it?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:01am.
Wasn't Angie's forehead on Fantasy Island. Every episode that little guy would run out yelling, "Look, Boss, da vein, da vein."
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LMFAO!!!!!
terriann said
POOP!!!!!!
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