Already Living Like A Married Couple!
In today's holy Brangie news, they are getting married and also sleeping in separate bedrooms! The two go hand in hand. Let's start with the latter.... And we're off!
The Daily Mail says that St. Angie and Willy Pitt have been not only sleeping in different beds (early I Love Lucy-style), but in different houses! The holy family has been living at the Seacroft Estate on Long Island, NY while St. Angie films that movie about paprika or whatever. The property has an enormous main house and 8 surrounding houses. While Brad prefers to stay in the main house with their child army, St. Angie prefers to sleep in the beach house. A source said, "They would often sleep as far away from each other as possible, not even in separate bedrooms but in separate houses. Angelina spent most of her time in one of the annexes while Brad lived in the main house with its ten bedrooms."
The source went on to say that Brad is hardly with his family which doesn't help his toilet floater of a relationship with Angie, "Angie has been working really long hours on her movie and Brad hasn’t been there (on Long Island) all that much. It’s put a huge strain on them."
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation as to why they are sleeping in separate houses. I'm guessing that Jesus likes to visit late at night on the down low and gossip with Angie about the other saints. They make cookies, braid each other's hair and giggle. It keeps Brad awake. And when Angie is ready to go to bed, it's hard to fall asleep with Brad's no-nut area whimpering at all hours of the night. Or maybe their egos together is too much for one house to handle.
On the other side of the coin, The Daily Mirror says their relationship is all kittens and rainbows, because they are getting married this summer in New Orleans! Well, maybe it's not all cupcakes, because Angie only wants to make it legal to end the break-up rumors. A close friend said, “Usually it’s Brad who wants to talk marriage. But this time it was Angie. An aide sent them all the Press clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ and Angelina said it was probably best if they married to put an end to the stories. Brad’s face lit up – he was thrilled.”
Well, they can't stand to sleep in the same HOUSE together, so marriage seems like the logical next step! They're already living like they've been married for years.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:59am.
DAMN she's got a hairline that rivals Vivica Fox. Someone's got the female pattern baldness gene =))
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I know! That was the first thing I mentioned when I saw this photo!
This hairline thing has been a recent developement, and a scary one, especially for "The Most Beautiful Woman in the World!"
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Boy you people are in such a poopy mood all the time. Life can't be that bad!
TeriAnn's been busy lighting the 48205 candles at her Brangelina shine to log in promtly.
That or her Google alert stopped working.
Yay! TeriAnn is back! What takes you so long, gurl?!
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Love Anderson, I got here as fast as I could. : )
I know it just irks the shit out of you that Brad and Angelina have millions of fans.
LOON ALERT!
Most beautiful woman in the world?
Really? REALLY?
The married part I do believe but the rest is BS. I can't understand why some are making fun of the most beautiful woman in the world though. I guess 87 percent of the world is wrong and you are right. Bwahahahah
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:07am.
What's more disgusting: that she's gone down on Billy Bob or Bai Ling?
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OH SHIT!!! NOW I HAVE TO BLEACH MY BRAIN.....WHAT KIND OF FUCK ASS VISUAL IS THAT!?!?!?!
*massaging brain "there, there....everything will be okay...calm yourself"*
What's more disgusting: that she's gone down on Billy Bob or Bai Ling?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:19am.
Haha. I've actually seen people pull up in front of Angie in their cars waiting for the movie to start.
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...actually, I drove up and watched a movie on her 5-head, but that damn pulsating vein running in the middle distorted the movie...I went home, plus jenny shimizu showed up and must have got all hornied up by that vein and fucked it.....man, it was entertaining at first, but then it just got really weird....
Wasn't Angie's forehead on Fantasy Island. Every episode that little guy would run out yelling, "Look, Boss, da vein, da vein."
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Brad's looking at her like "Pfft. You are a fucking TWAT!"
DAMN she's got a hairline that rivals Vivica Fox. Someone's got the female pattern baldness gene =))
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Why when I look at that picture, I can't stop repeating the words : big head , big head, big head !!!
and waxy as all get up!
Yes, because the epitomy of a great relationship is living in two seperate houses.
Uh huh.
I AM SO OVER THESE TWO TWATS!
I guarantee they're already married! That and a dozen kids put a damper on the relationship.
Well if it's true and they are living in separate houses, that should make it easier for Brad to have phone sex with his ex wife! LMAO!
I cant help staring at her forehead!
When they go to her movie premieres do they screen the movie on her forehead?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:19am.
Haha. I've actually seen people pull up in front of Angie in their cars waiting for the movie to start.
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I brought popcorn & sodas....I hope it's one of those Linda Blair prison movies that's playing tonight.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:16am.
You could land the Space Shuttle on Angie's giant 5-head.
Haha. I've actually seen people pull up in front of Angie in their cars waiting for the movie to start.
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You could land the Space Shuttle on Angie's giant 5-head.
I wonder if Brad's hair-piece has a separate bedroom?
Submitted by Frybread on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:41am.
I've said this before, but I can't get over the fact she's 34 yet looks every day as old as Brad. This ho's going to be scary when she's his age.
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he's aged a ton since meeting her so that's saying a lot!
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Angie's forehead is seriously making me want to make candles.
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Eh, I don't believe any of the shit written about them.
i don't believe this story for a second.
i'm waiting for an epic meltdown. a little bit of brit brit, hohan, and paris all together... is that too much to hope for??
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
...ya know,
I was the first to carry the "Hurray" banner when Brad dumped Jen for St. Ang...cos they seem prettier - I'm vain that way.
But as time goes I see St. Ang's horns...like the horns of the red guy in the movie "Legend"...She is cold ( she STILL holds a grudge against her own father), pretentious, vindictive and cares more about herself then anyone else. I am surprised that Brad hasn't dumped her ass along time ago...no wonder he drinks so much now....
...good thing they have money to buy some nannies...someone has to raise their "love children".....what a fucken ruse.
I've said this before, but I can't get over the fact she's 34 yet looks every day as old as Brad. This ho's going to be scary when she's his age.
who is her Dad?
wrong thread, I know Jon Voight, LOL
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What's up with her hairline?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@ angel i - he DOES look like lars, and she looks like a real doll! eewwwwwww!
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Well maybe it's her loud snoring and that's why Brad sleeps in another house.
Hmmmmm, why are there black clouds with lightening bolts forming over my desk?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Brad: Your smugness is extroadinary today dear.
Angie: Well yes..hehe...snd your balls really are getting smaller dahling!
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"They would often sleep as far away from each other as possible, not even in separate bedrooms but in separate houses. Angelina spent most of her time in one of the annexes while Brad lived in the main house with its ten bedrooms."
Annex....pfffft! *anger face times*
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:16am.
Speaking of Angie, I watched her movie Wanted this weekend. What a piece.of.shit. Seriously, I want my time back. I hope she isn't neglecting her children to make crap like that.
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How could she not be. I was at a bday party with a bunch of film people not long ago. And there was this toddler there, just a clingin' to his mama. I overheard her say: Yeah - I don't see him at ALL during the week, I mean, sometimes I work 16 hour days!
Angelina is on her third movie and she JUST had those twins not a year ago. Brad too, right? It all just makes me really sad for those kids. I mean, props.
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Holy hairline, Lara Croft!
Nothing to make a relationship that is in the Shitters work, GET MARRIED
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gia: True, true. Very cold woman. Nuts, too.
Have we seen photos of the twins lately?
What does The Daily Loon Journal have to say about this?
TeriAnn? Twosie?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
She could change her life for the better if she got the Gosselin mop cut. I want to form a cult honoring it because I truly believe it can change anyone's life.
It would also tremendously compliment Brad's bone structure.
Wax on, wax off.
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Submitted by mutlee on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:15am.
Ill put my 2 cents in ...not that anyone cares. They will split up around the time her movie and his movie come out. Angie will hook up with jenny shimizu yet again and she will finally marry. Brad will hook up with Jenn Aniston, hell get her pregnant and they willremarry. Hundreds of millions of dollars wil be made by media people. The End.
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Speaking of Angie, I watched her movie Wanted this weekend. What a piece.of.shit. Seriously, I want my time back. I hope she isn't neglecting her children to make crap like that.
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Ill put my 2 cents in ...not that anyone cares. They will split up around the time her movie and his movie come out. Angie will hook up with jenny shimizu yet again and she will finally marry. Brad will hook up with Jenn Aniston, hell get her pregnant and they willremarry. Hundreds of millions of dollars wil be made by media people. The End.
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This woman does not read and react to "Press clippings".
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I thought she lived for them.
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Bottom-feeder.
<"An aide sent them all the Press clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ and Angelina said ...">
This woman does not read and react to "Press clippings".
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:03am.
ITA Hekki! how strange! she sleeps in a different house than her kids?
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Coming from Jolie though, I dont find it strange at all...She seems to be so cold to me, even when she "acts" there is NO warmth to her characters at all. She is as icy as they come. Even when she was all over Billy Bob & into him so much, I didnt get real emotions from her, just what she imagined lust should look like...I think she loves her kids, but I know she loves herself more. She is type who needs alone time & gives it herself. I dont think she is at all self sacrificing. Most moms need, want & love to be with their babies, but she is too self absorbed to get that deep into being a mommy.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:03am.
Brad doesn't look like he has the balls to snore around her.
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LOL! So true!