Already Living Like A Married Couple!
In today's holy Brangie news, they are getting married and also sleeping in separate bedrooms! The two go hand in hand. Let's start with the latter.... And we're off!
The Daily Mail says that St. Angie and Willy Pitt have been not only sleeping in different beds (early I Love Lucy-style), but in different houses! The holy family has been living at the Seacroft Estate on Long Island, NY while St. Angie films that movie about paprika or whatever. The property has an enormous main house and 8 surrounding houses. While Brad prefers to stay in the main house with their child army, St. Angie prefers to sleep in the beach house. A source said, "They would often sleep as far away from each other as possible, not even in separate bedrooms but in separate houses. Angelina spent most of her time in one of the annexes while Brad lived in the main house with its ten bedrooms."
The source went on to say that Brad is hardly with his family which doesn't help his toilet floater of a relationship with Angie, "Angie has been working really long hours on her movie and Brad hasn’t been there (on Long Island) all that much. It’s put a huge strain on them."
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation as to why they are sleeping in separate houses. I'm guessing that Jesus likes to visit late at night on the down low and gossip with Angie about the other saints. They make cookies, braid each other's hair and giggle. It keeps Brad awake. And when Angie is ready to go to bed, it's hard to fall asleep with Brad's no-nut area whimpering at all hours of the night. Or maybe their egos together is too much for one house to handle.
On the other side of the coin, The Daily Mirror says their relationship is all kittens and rainbows, because they are getting married this summer in New Orleans! Well, maybe it's not all cupcakes, because Angie only wants to make it legal to end the break-up rumors. A close friend said, “Usually it’s Brad who wants to talk marriage. But this time it was Angie. An aide sent them all the Press clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ and Angelina said it was probably best if they married to put an end to the stories. Brad’s face lit up – he was thrilled.”
Well, they can't stand to sleep in the same HOUSE together, so marriage seems like the logical next step! They're already living like they've been married for years.
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These two again? Gawd!
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What I don't get is why they insist on making so many goddamn movies. Cash certainly isn't short, and didn't they BOTH say they wanted to take a break from acting? For fuck's sake, Angelina is at work making another one of her shitty action movies. It's not even like she's coming out of 'retirement' to make an important movie.
If they were to divorce, however, we'd be stuck with sooo many more BS stories. Brad back with Jen, Angelina's new man, etc. Keep the famewhores together and it actually lessens our exposure. That's how I stomach Paris and her new piece.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:01am.
That pic of the Holy Couple is a wax work...right?
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LOL, I was just thinking she looks a bit waxy.
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Ha! That's what I was saying too:)
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I don't think if the kids had a nightmare in the middle of the night they'd want to run to that woman. She probably sleeps hanging upside down like a bat.
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ITA Hekki! how strange! she sleeps in a different house than her kids?
and I mean my BF snores and sometimes I go sleep in the other room but WTF? a different house, Brad doesn't look like he has the balls to snore around her.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:01am.
That pic of the Holy Couple is a wax work...right?
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LOL, I was just thinking she looks a bit waxy.
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That picture's so funny. Angie looks like a Real Doll and Brad kinda looks like Lars. LOL!
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....... As Jennifer dances happily around sticking pins in her AngieJo voodoo doll.
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That pic of the Holy Couple is a wax work...right?
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What kind of mother sleeps in a nearby but separate house when she has BABIES?!
I guess she doesn't get any pleasure from watching her babies sleeping. And what if one of the older kids wakes up from a nightmare? I guess they go find a nanny.
And I like waking up to see Mr. Hekki across the pillow. I could live without his morning dragon breaf and farts, but...
Of course they don't sleep in the same house.
They are trying to create their own country. They have to spread themselves out as much as possible. Their kids will leave home before they are 10.
Angelina is like a modern Napoleon. Inconceivably gifted, but also arrogant as hell.
This empire is tumbling, and the Daily Mail will be there to document it all.
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Oh man, I so desperately long to punch the smugness off of Jolie & throw a drink in Brad's face...Those smug faces are infuriating.
LMAO @ jazzy!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:56am.
I personally, would lurve that job.
LOOK LOOK BRANGIE! THEY BE TURNIN' ON YOU!
Call JJ, he can fix it, he can fix anything!
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LMAO! I can just see you sitting at your computer doctoring up articles just to send her over the edge.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:52am.
"An aide sent them all the Press clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ "
How'd you like *that* job?
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Isn't that James Haven's job?
And I'm shocked and saddened that Jane and Jen are not having more telephone convos about these things. (That's lizzieb, right?)
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Why are there so many damn break up rumors when it comes to them? Is it because its true or is it wishful thinking on everyones part? I am so sick of them, its to the point where I wish the media would start focusing on Tom & Katie again. Someone...anyone, but these two fuckers, oh yeah & Jon & Kate...I cant believe they had to have all these damn kids & they are still cranking out movies like they are footloose & fancy free.
NitWitty on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:52am
I personally, would lurve that job.
LOOK LOOK BRANGIE! THEY BE TURNIN' ON YOU!
Call JJ, he can fix it, he can fix anything!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
She's such a media whore it wouldn't surprise me if she constructed this whole are they or aren't they breaking up crap. The public has to get bored with their holy union, so maybe she thinks rumors of a split will keep them interesting (to the whack jobs)
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:48am.
You know what part Angie should try out for next? "Mother". I hear she's in pretty high demand for that role.
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Uh-huh. *nods head in agreement
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"An aide sent them all the Press clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ "
How'd you like *that* job?
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The Daily LOVE ANDERSON reports the High Holy Couple are aliens.
So, since this has become sort of about The Brad and Marriage addiction, I smell a break up, publicly that is.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Dumb whores. Just end this shit and let us all get on with our lives, already.
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"it's hard to fall asleep with Brad's no-nut area whimpering at all hours of the night"
Holy shit, that's funny!
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It's the little things that keep the romance alive, like sleeping in separate houses.
You know what part Angie should try out for next? "Mother". I hear she's in pretty high demand for that role.
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Ok jellis h8Rz! They have to sleep in separate rooms because they are both so HAWT! that if they slept together the universe would overheat and explode!
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just cause they get married doesnt mean it will stop break up rumours. lol dumb dumbs