Goldie Hawn Wants Her Daughter To Stop Being Such A Slut!
You really wouldn't guess that Kate Hudson passes her vagina around like pork dumplings at dim sum, but bitch is a mega slut. If I was her mother, this would bring tears of joys to my eyes, because she would be following in my footsteps. However, Kate's mother is crying tears of SHAME! The Daily Mail says that Private Benjamin has begged Kate to give A-Roid's peen the pink slip. Goldie thinks it's time that Kate curb her pussay, put a lock on it and let it breathe a bit.
A source said, "Kate’s had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson and it’s always the same pattern – she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again."
Kate's vagina is howling too loud for her to hear her mother's pleas, because she's taking her relationship with A-Roid to the next level. Kate has apparently already introduced A-Roid to her son.
While I agree with Goldie that Kate needs blow a goodbye kiss to A-Rod's roid rod, I disagree that she needs to stop her whore ways. If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community. Kate just needs to learn that just because her chocha is smiling, doesn't mean it's true love. Bitch probably falls in love at first dick tip. She needs to work on that shit.
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I think James Haven made a very good point!
Other than that, I really, REALLY hate Goldie!!! I come from the same area as she did, my husband went to the same high school as she did and I have to correct a previous poster who said she doesn't have bitchface. No matter, darlin' she IS a bitch, a 24 carat one!
And she has lied so much about her past, I'm not sure she knows what is true any more. She used to work in her father's gift wan watch repair shop when she was a teenager, I knew who she was then. She always claims he was a musician, not mentioning that he played in a little local band that did wedding and bar mitzvahs on the weekends. He was a rude, nasty old man too, just like his daughter!
is she a good daughter???
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Kate is obviously a needy and childish bitch masquerading as an adult. A previous poster said it right – she should have never had a kid.
Her vagina is a turnstile.
Goldie told James Haven that she sick to death of her daughter's ho behavior. She said it was bad enough when Katie bought home that "bearded freak" Robinson but now she hasn't stopped letting dippin' their stick in her funbucket! Goldie said she worries that her daughter will end up a sad seahag with a younger man who refuses to marry her. Hmmmm, sounds familiar.
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Nepotism sucks.
Love Goldie, don't care for her daughter in the least.
Goldie looks like she is about to burst into tears in that pic.
As for Goldie and Kate - each of them has had a nose job (google image that shit) but they didn't get matching noses. Their original noses were very wide. Little Ryder has his Mama's and Grandma's nose (will he have a nose job too? Stay tuned!) They do have matching eating disorders though.
Kate is a dumb ho who never should have had a kid. A-Rod, as sleazy as he is, is still a step up from Chris Robinson...well, if you can forget that he was with Madonna and his manly ex-wife. OK now I feel ill. Can we please talk about something else?
sorry goldie...kate has a pussy that needs to be plugged with peen constantly...you can't tame a crotch like that....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I always hear people say Kate looks like Goldie, but personally I never saw it. Looking at the pic, I REALLY don't see it. I don't think they look alike at all. Kate has bitchface, Goldie doesn't.
I'm concerned about the kid....has goldie had the "mommy is a whore" talk with ryder????
it might help him understand things.....
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The only difference between Goldie then and Kate now is the amount of press coverage on their skankdowns.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Too late Mom! She's a sluts slut!!! But not in a good way........... like us!! ;D
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
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Thanks, MK. Why didn't you mention this 4 years ago? You would have saved me lots of heartache now.
"Kate just needs to learn that just because her chocha is smiling, doesn't mean it's true love."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:55am.
I am lolol at your avie!
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:31pm.
Even with that hideous lower-lip-only smile.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
A-Roid and Kate deserve each other.
Somehow, Goldie looks better than Kate in that photo.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:21am.
LOL LOL!!! "I just...ate a bug....."
Was Goldie Hawn really that much of a slut? She looks like one, but I don't think she really was.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:27am.
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Raul lurves sluts, they're " Slutastic "! But this slut needs some tits.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:45am.
Maybe...Kate's batted through a couple a couple of times, though
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It's Suze, like in booze.
Migraine - Saggy tittay's are just fine. Ask Goldie.
M.E.!
*shaking my low, swinging tittays at you* (the only bad part about losing weight.....the boobalahs get all sagged out)
What does anyone expect. Her dad was a Hudson brother ffs and her mom is...well...Goldie Hawn! Oh well, whores need luv too. Slut it up while your shit's still tight Kate!
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Kate needs to stop pushing her pussy around and take care of her kid.
Kurt Russel in reminds me of my BH. I lurve him.
Ugh.
Meh.
Feh.
Pffft.
I watched Overboard yesterday. I love that effing movie.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:51am.
*puts on track shoes, ready to race snowy to an internship with Maury*
NoAnjl.....I missed your pic, I am multi-orgasming while at work and had to stop and complete a spreadsheet.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Goldie raised her verrrrry loosely -- and now wonders why she's a slut??? Duhhhh. From what I've read, anything went in that household. No structure at all. Anyway, having had ball-peen (isn't that the name of a hammer) back in the day, I could see her attraction. But not to him. And shout out to Kate...try a vibrator honey.
sluts: Goldie Jean Hawn was born November 21, 1945 in Washinton D.C. to Laura Steinhoff (a jewelry shop/dance school owner) and Edward Rutledge Hawn (a band musician).
so now you know! LOL
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"You really wouldn't guess that Kate Hudson passes her vagina around like pork dumplings at dim sum"
HAHAHAHAHA Oh my God that might be the funniest line you've written to date MK! You are a riot!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:27am.
TEAM OVERBOARD!!!!!
LOL, AGREED!!!
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Sluttsville, hope you saw pic, changing back!
Oh please suze, JA is nowhere near the whore Kate is....and she doesn't have a child who gets caught in the revolving door of men.
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Bitch probably falls in love at first dick tip. She needs to work on that shit.
It shouldn't be a total surprise then that kate and Jennifer Anuston are BFFs.
I love how int he picture it looks like Goldie's holding ontothe wall to stop from falling over. I do that too when I'm wasted.
It's Suze, like in booze.
Hollywood turns pretty people into crazy looking trannies.
But I do luv some Goldie.
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Maybe she can just advertise her service at NY Times....
I love Goldie Hawn, but anymore when she smiles it looks like she's trying to keep her dentures in her mouth. Hopefully Kate will listen to her momma though, and keep her legs closed.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:32am.
I love when she's trying on the clothes.
"I was short and fat?"
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Overboard was totally on this weekend.
"You're that sweaty carpenter."
*sobs hysterically*
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:31am.
I am cracking up! I am going to have to watch Overboard tonight.
"Wait! I'm remembering something. The closet!"
"We used to do it in the closet."
"Oh, would you stop with the sex stories!"
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:27am.
TEAM OVERBOARD!!!!!
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Yes, but who is Goldie's daddy?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:23am.
Yes! LMAO!!
I love when she's trying on the clothes.
"I was short and fat?"
"And you sort of walked like this." (he hunches over)
@NoAnjl & louise_brooks
When she crying stating how she doesn't belong here, she can't feel that she belongs: "Oh, my life is like death! My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil".
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Eh, who cares. If she wants to be a hooker let her be a hooker. There is really no chance for a sense of norlmacy for Ryder anyways.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
I'll bet both of them douches with gravy.
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone