David Carradine's Lawyer Thinks Ninjas Were Involved
While police in Thailand continue to investigate the death of David Carradine, his family and lawyers are continuing to talk to the media about their own theories. They won't accept that it might be kink gone wrong. David's lawyer, Mark Geragos, thinks ninjas are behind his client's death. Mark told Larry King on Friday (via NY Post) that David was trying to uncover mafia groups working in the martial-arts underworld. It's always the ninjas.
Mark and David's family has begged the FBI to travel to Thailand to take over the investigation, because they believe that NINJAS might have made his death look like an accident. Mark said, "David was very interested in investigating and disclosing secret societies. "What that means is connected to martial arts and his interest in martial arts. And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that that may be the first area where they should look."
Maybe Mark is one to something....Does Uma Thurman have an alibi?
Mark later spoke to People about a photo of David published by a Thai newspaper over the weekend. The photo shows a man in the position David was found in. The man's head and parts of his body were blacked out by the paper. Mark said the family is completely disgusted and will sue if it is published anywhere else. Thai police think the photo was sold to the paper by a member of the forensics team. And this is exactly why the family wants to conduct their own investigation.
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Does the family mean to say that they don't think the police in Thailand are competent to handle the investigation? In Thailand, who's major industry is the sex tourist? Thailand, where people are so poor in the countryside that they sell their daughters thinking they are going to be waitresses and maids and end up in brothels by the thousands?
Thailand, which has the largest number of children in the sex industry and just throws them away when they get too old or contract AIDS? Thailand, which is an important link in the international traffic in drugs?
Naaaaaaah...
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hell, perez posted the pic today! plz sue his ass!
This is Reality being stranger than fiction - like a bad porn parody of Kill Bill.
Seriously LMAO
Parents have this tendency to sweep dust under the carpet with things like sex and violence. I say Beatrix Kiddo gave him the 5 point exploding heart technique.
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This is the link I found last night. I've obviously been exposed to too much morbid trash because the pic didn't bother me in the least.
http://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/thairath477.jpg
"uncover mafia groups working in the martial-arts underworld"
News bulletin: if it was a mafia hit they would have shoved a manhole cover up his ass and threw him out the fucking window.
Geragos really trying to stay relevant as his client list continues to shrink! Ninja's - really?
It was a close call but Geragos opted to go with the Ninja assasin story versus the UFO/ET slant when attempting to spin client David Carradine's kinky closet party.
Do these fuckers really take themselves seriously?
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:05pm.
@Migraine Sally and M.E.: You know who'd have this all wrapped up in no time...MUNCH! Then he'd say something cool about ninjas and the dead guy forgetting the safety word.
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aw jesus fucking christ!
this is so beautiful it brings a hint of a tear to my eye.
Ninjas did it?
fuck me sideways with a spatula that's funny.
I think we need to revisit the dlisted list of excuses:
the black kid did it
these aren't my pants
shit.. gone blank. the ninjas stole my brains!
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His lawyer is Mark Geragos...the same man that laughed it up during the Scott Peterson case...need I say any fucking more?
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OF course! NINJAS!
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OK, I get it. David Carradine's family doesn't want the public to know that it was a Thai hooker deal gone wrong. But the best story they could make up is that he was being stalked by Ninjas?
The only way to analyze his death is that people are strange. It seems like the risk of death is part of the erotica of these kinds of sex acts.
I tried googling it but got results I felt odd about opening.
Anyway, I did read that you can die of a heart attack during this event, and if that happened, perhaps if there was a Thai ho there she got freaked and split.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:42pm.
OK, clearly I am a big square and have no experience with tied-up sex, but how does one masturbate when one's hands are tied up on the closet pole? Is the rope connected to the genitals and then neck and then the hands and then there's squirming going on and that feels good? I simply don't know how one could masturbate this way.
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perhaps there was a ho involved who split when things went bad.
the ninja thing is laughable. might be best to stop talking about it and move on. the family could continue some investigation in private.
too bad, he seemed really fit for his age
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IV - great. Now I will have to use my google skillz to get detailed description of how one get's off when all tied up.
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OK, clearly I am a big square and have no experience with tied-up sex, but how does one masturbate when one's hands are tied up on the closet pole? Is the rope connected to the genitals and then neck and then the hands and then there's squirming going on and that feels good? I simply don't know how one could masturbate this way.
That being said, I do think he died during an act of an autoerotic nature, embarrassing for his family and a sad note to go out on, but this ninja theory is just grasping at straws.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:48am.
Can we all pool our money together and hire these ninjas to take care of Spencer and Heidi? What do you say? Like $5 apiece?
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It's somehow easier to believe a secret society of ninja's offed your famous relative than it is to simply accept that he accidentally died during a mildly kinky sex act???
There's simply no reason to believe the farfetched former when the latter is so much more likely.
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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:47am.
@The Audrey....
Here is the link that angel_i provided...you can see the black wig, but a lot of the body is blurred out...you can see the discoloration of the body, though.
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Whoa. That was not as bad as the image I had going of the incident. Not to say that his death was any easier/less traumatic than I had imagined.
I am still thinking that his death was some Thai hooker hook-up gone wrong.
I don't buy the ninja theory, although it is amusing.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:00pm.
Yep, yep, I had a big ass baby too. C-section though, not by choice.
Do not put rice cereal in the bottle though to keep him with the baby's appetite, I repeat do not put rice cereal in the bottle. The stomach can't handle it that young. A friend did that (she had a big baby too) and her son died. :(
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:17pm.
Ninjas? For serious?
Maybe it was the same ninjas that stole my lunch out of the work fridge.
Did they leave nunchuck shaped poo babies with origami TP in the terlit???!!!
All I can say about the pic of supposedly DC hanging in the closet is: That's a "luxury hotel suite"? Looks like a fake pic to me.
chefcammi, congrats on your baby. 10 freaking pounds!?!?!? Ouch.
Ninjas? For serious?
Maybe it was the same ninjas that stole my lunch out of the work fridge.
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Of course the theory that he was killed by a pack of rabid mafia ninjas is much easier to swallow for Carradine's family instead of perhaps accepting that he was doing sexy times with hookers and something went horribly wrong.
Maybe I've seen too many movies, but mafia dudes don't do this sort of stuff, do they?... well, the mafia assholes around here just kidnap the guy, behead him and drop the body on a solitary road. Or they just shoot them.
Quite honestly, I feel sorry for the family as they might never find out what really happened to him. I don't know for certain how efficent Bangkok investigators are but they don't seem very honest not efficent to me.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:32pm.
nobody cares that his wife was a bloody Scientologist? hmph, ok, go with the Ninjas, I'm just sayin...
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i had no idea that david's brother is robert carradine, aka: Louis Skolnick from revenge of the nerds.
haha.
Geragos is equal to Allred.
Maybe some women were in the room with him when it went down, but I don't think his death was intentional.
ok but I'm still blamimg TommyGirl.
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:37pm.
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A bit harsh I admit but it's been that kind of a morning and I figure it's better than kicking small children. ;)
In all seriousness, I do feel for the family.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:32pm.
nobody cares that his wife was a bloody Scientologist? hmph, ok, go with the Ninjas, I'm just sayin...
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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:35pm.
I believe this…and their names were Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Leonardo.
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LOL I was thinking that earlier but didn't post it!
Finally found the tabloid photo. Looks like dude could have stood up on his feet any time if he wanted the pressure off--like drowning in 3 feet of water.
Yeah, it was tame as hell. Guy in rotton who died in his nylons wasn't found for quite some days--now that was disgusting.
Snow~ I am the first to blame the $cienos usually but this guy had a history of kinkay times. Otherwise I'd blame Xenu for sure!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:32pm.
nobody cares that his wife was a bloody Scientologist? hmph, ok, go with the Ninjas, I'm just sayin...
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LOL you just reminded me...we have the Scienos setting up shop in one of our hoods here with a drug rehab center. The local paper has a story about it, I am fucking with the $cienos that came to post positive shit. I just posted earlier that I hoped the mother ship comes to pick them up soon. ahahahahahha! They said they wanted to hug me.
I believe this…and their names were Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Leonardo.
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Foxy Humps is in your tower, ringing your bells.
Ninjas? Talk about grasping at straws.
Snowy,
I would believe it was the Scientos before I would believe it was the ninjas. I'm more skeerd of them.
One sick SOB!
nobody cares that his wife was a bloody Scientologist? hmph, ok, go with the Ninjas, I'm just sayin...
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I saw David Carradine on the Howard Stern show where he talked about his martial arts training. He had some. He wasn't up to ninja fighting, but he had some. I believe it's true because he didn't try to say he was a super badass, he just said he'd taken classes over the years. I think this training was after his TV show. At that time, he still took some classes for exercise and because he liked martial arts.
Ford - Yep. I am totally desensitized from the gore.
@ME, I'm glad I'm not the only sick fuck that enjoys rotten.com.
As for DC's pic...underwhelmed. I blame that on rotten too...haha.
The ninja triad theory shit is all over the net. The bamboo mafia killed DC.
My brother swears they did it. What a moron.
Why is it so hard to believe DC liked his sexy times on the kink side? It wasn't like he was a grocery manager, Knight of Columbus member and played Pictionary on the weekend.
Anywoo...if the shit from the 3rd wife is correct, wig and rope around his sack is pretty tame.
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