A Hero To Baby Birds Everywhere
You know it's one of those days when a story about Terrence Howard saving the life of a baby bird is the most hilarious thing you've heard in hours. No, my lips have not been on a bong or a bottle of computer duster yet. Unfortunately.
So picture this! Terrence Howard is strolling down the streets of Beverly Hills keeping it sexy and spreading the word of baby wipes. Then all of a sudden, Terry hears a chirp for help coming from the middle of the street. Terry glances over and see a helpless, innocent baby bird lying there about to be run over by a giant bus! Terry swoops in, stops traffic, cleans up the bird with a baby wipe before touching it and then carries it out of harm's way. Seriously. That's what someone told Page Six. Well, they left about the baby wipes part, but you know that happened.
The source actually said, "A baby bird was walking in front of a bus when someone from the store came out and tried to help it. Terrence followed, holding his hands up and stopping until the bird was out of harm's way."
It's out there for a chick!
This touching story reminds me of the time when I thought I saved the life of a baby bird when I was 6ish. I was coming home from school with my friend when I saw a baby bird lying on the ground. It felt out of the tree. I picked it up and was planning to put it back in the tree. That's when my bitch ass friend said, "Good going. You just killed it. Its mother is going to eat it now that you've put your dirty hands all over it." Then he called me a killer and ran off. Terrence was smarter than me, because he made sure to clean the baby bird with a baby wipe before touching it. The mommy bird was probably impressed as shit.
Fuck, this is stupid. Oh, bong, where are you?!
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That's so sweet
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Last time I checked, birds had these little things called "wings"...and wings help the birds "fly"...hmm.
i can't look at this picture any more...he's beckoning me with his sexy...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Actually he wasn't saving the bird, he was going to beat the shit out of it and kill it. The only animal this little fucker is capable of beating the shit out of.
Yeah, I always thought he has a wide band of something. I don't know if it's gay, though. I thought it was freak. I hope he never shoots a look like that at some little kid like baby Seacrest, or it will be ON!
At least he saved the bird.
Now, if he can try to save his career and what little manhood he still has...this guy is 15 shades of scorching douchey baby wiping gayelle.
And not in a good way.
i don't know anything about this guy but if this story is true then how sweet :)
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ElB, I just saw your comment......hahahaha...yes, must keep the secrets!
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
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That was very cool of him.
Whoop that chick (right out of the way of the bus).
Was he really walking by or was he waiting to take the bus somewhere?
No not stupid, Michael K; you're showing your tender side. No, not *that* side:) Most baby birds, if in the shrubbery, should be left alone. But Howard did the right thing if it was in the middle of the street.
I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee!
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The Fly OMG you said Greatest American Hero! "Believe it or not I'm walking on air...."
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
One time I saw this bird get hit by a car (ever notice birds like to play dodgem with cars?). It was lying in the middle of the street, not moving. But its eyes were open. I stood in the middle of the street directing traffic around it. When the coast was clear, I went up to this Filipino lady nearby in her front garden and asked her if she had a brick so I could kill a bird to put it out of its misery. She said no, she had just moved into the house and didn't know anybody around there (?). She didn't seem to trust me. (Me, a fellow Filipino. What a planet.) So I went back to the bird wondering what to do. I thought it was dying. As I was going to pick it up it suddenly got up and flew really awkwardly like the Greatest American Hero and crash landed into someone's flower pot. I looked at it and saw it sitting up in the pot. It wasn't dying and now was out of harm's way and could rest. And there I was almost about to kill it. Good thing the Filipino lady wouldn't lend me a brick.
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Why do people tell their kids not to touch baby birds? Birds can hardly smell anyway, they will still love their babies if you touch them.
Heroes to baby birds are my favourite kind of people!
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i make jessica simpson look like a rock scientist.
@PSL, stop chatting on here about the Karate! Ninjas wont like it! You've been warned Cricket....erm Grasshopper.
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I'm tired of waiting for a prison pic of wigless Phil Spector.
PSL: u go gurl!!!! whoot whoot!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
That's an old wives' tale about how if you touch a baby bird the mother won't take care of it afterwards! It's not true, so MK you did right by that little baby bird!
@PSL,
***sob, sob, sob***
Or maybe I mean S O B! I get cornfuzzled!
LOL!
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PSL...I posted the wrong link, but it's Terrence's fault, he keep talking while I'm trying to think.
Here's the clip I meant to post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oRjLztUAYE
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Slutty, how did you find the Black Belt champion? I didn;t think videos from the Tournament were posted yet! :)
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
Oh god, I'm experience breakup rage right now and the sight of this twat is making me angry!!
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PSL...I think I saw a couple of the matches on Youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkf-1o2XCSg
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by JMP:
At first I was like "WHAT is this bitch on about???" LOL! SO worth it! Haha!
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DEB!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxox
I sent an email to MK about the date, in case he wanted to re-post that fabulous pic of Paris crying the back of the cop car..... :)
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
I had a neighbor once that always gave me her leftover Sunday coupons. She cut out the ones she wanted and gave me the rest if we could use. Most times I would see what she kept from the advertisement at the top or bottom of the page. One Sunday she cut out the butt wipe coupon. From that point on, we all called her 'butt wipe'.
@PSL:
oh, guys, BTW, I saw Pammy and her huge tits yesterday.....she was at my Karate Tournament! Wearing a white dress, and no bra, of course......
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That is so perfect. Sometimes I hate you becuz you have the perfect life. SO jelly!
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snowy, SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! lol
she didn't look too beat....not gorgeous, but I think she may have actually laid off the blow for the weekend, and got some sleep. One of her sons was competing.....
I didn't freeze or puke during my form, so that was all I cared about!
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
@snowpiece....good observation grasshopper, PSL could indeed be the ninja in training.
@LoveAnderson....don't eat the brown ones.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Haha EvilShoe, like he's gonna bust out singing Mambo No. 5! He does have beautiful eyes though, I must admit.
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@PSL,
PAM only wears white because she is soooooo freaking **coughing fit** virginal!
**Cuts off fingers because I din't know I could type those two words in the same sentence**
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This guy irritates me, and its nothing that a fresh aloe baby wipe can fix. His attempt to look like something out of the 1940's is a failure. He looks ridiculous.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:27pm.
Thank you to MK, dlisted, Terrance Howard and you horz, Wet Wipes have become a necessity in my house.
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What...you left out Brad?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
@PSL Happy Anniversary! I would say I wished you had made like a ninja & tied Pam's hands behind her back & toss her in front of a bus, but I have a feeling Pammy's skills would have gotten her untied before you can say "Look over there, fresh dick".
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:25pm.
Don't you feel like Terrence is speaking to you with his eyes, the same voice as the oven in the Quizno commercial.
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OMG, YES! LMAO!!!
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PSL; how beat did she look?
also: I think you are the fucking Nija Carridine killer!
case closed :p
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Thank you to MK, dlisted, Terrance Howard and you horz, Wet Wipes have become a necessity in my house.
BASTARDS!
Well, his eyes are telling me to eat the rest of the M&M's on my desk.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Don't you feel like Terrence is speaking to you with his eyes, the same voice as the oven in the Quizno commercial.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
LMAO angel!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
oh, guys, BTW, I saw Pammy and her huge tits yesterday.....she was at my Karate Tournament! Wearing a white dress, and no bra, of course......
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:16pm.
Right? I, actually, ran away when I saw him.
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Terrence is telling me with his eyes that there was a $1.00 off coupon in the Sunday paper on the Pampers Aloe wipes, Terrance said not to bother with the store brand.
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Really? He was saying to me: What are you? Some kinda lesbian?
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OMG!!! Y'all are cracking me up!!!! Coupons. After-poo wipes! Highlarious!!!
is GIG around? Happy anniversary baby! 2 years ago, Paris got her ass dragged off in the cop car- the crying picture we all love!!!!!
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
Terrence Howard can wipe my ass any time! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by twiddlebug1 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:21pm.
i smell bullshit.
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LIAR....the baby wipes took care of the bullshit aroma.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Then offers you an after-poo wipe.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"