You Can't Take HoHan Anywhere!
HoHan is over in London, stalking SamRo, snorting up the country's supply of the bad shit and melting down in clubs. Yeah, HoHan is one of those friends who has an emotional breakdown in the middle of a club while you're trying to get your drunk on. Buzz. Kill.
Dean Piper of the Mirror says he witnessed HoHan curl up like a ball on the floor of London's Club Cuckoo. How fitting.
According to Dean, HoHan sat at the table next to him with a vodka drink in hand while mumbling shit like, “I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.” It's called a K-hole, honey. Shake it off.
Somebody else who was there added, “She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged. She was just not all there and it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown. She spent much of the night furiously texting Sam Ronson – and wasn’t best pleased about the texts she was getting. Everyone with her was actually very concerned about her. She seemed like a girl on the brink of self- destruction.”
Seemed like a girl on the brink?! How about a girl who is riding first-class on the speed train to self-destruction. White Oprah's got a little conductor hat on and shouting "CHOO CHOO!"
I know we've all screamed about this a million times, but is it really so hard for White Oprah and Michael Lohan to pull their heads out of their own cunts and sort their daughter out. During Christmas one (every) year, I got drunk like a Wino and was acting the fool in the worst kind of way. My mother immediately grabbed my drink, poured it down the sink and told me to go sit in the bath tub until further notice. Why can't White Oprah do that? Send HoHan to the tub!
And here's our little caged bird leaving a business meeting with Emanuel Ungaro in London last night. The leggings and spray tan entrepreneur is expected to be named "creative consultant" of Ungaro.....
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who shat on her face?
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this should serve as a cautionary tale to all the 'starlets' rising up today. Hohan has thrown it all away for nothing. A gifted comedic and dramatic talent wasted for what? some club hopping hijinks that will never be a memory due to intoxication, wait a minute that is my life story. However, I'll be the big 50 in July and this bitch looks worse than I do??? And I was no saint.
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
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'Mom, do you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?'
Ick. This pic would be very effective in anti-drug posters.
Seriously, her parents have a lot to blame for this. They obviously are both totally self obsessed fucktards and are some of the most despicable people. Some people shouldn't be allowed to raise kids, let alone breed. Both of thier daughters look like 40+ year old lot lizards with drug problems. HoHan sure is steaming towards that trainwreck, I predict she will go totally off the end of the rails in the next few months, at least by the end of this year.
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'Mom, do you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?'
What is the Hollywood obsession with being 'tan' all about? Lindsay is obviously irish or scottish or something, why can't she be proud of her heritage & just be pale? It'd sure look better than brown crud in her ears & looking vaguely STAINED all the time... Gross.
Are her eyes ever rolled into the front of her fucking head?
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Apparently most human beings possess a penchant for useless butterfaces.
Oh look, there's a picture of Linds cutely biting a fingernail. yawn
how the f*ck does she manage to look like she's in her 50's... They should use this photo in that album they use for that anti-meth campaign.
what's wrong with the lady???
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good god, she looks even worse than i can remember. i didn't think it was possible but, she looks older than her mom. she is so pathetic and lame. and she is full blown psycho to boot. absolutely disgusting and vile. she will be dead in 2 years or less. i think amy winehouse will outlive her.
you've just been violated!
<"Everyone with her was actually very concerned about her. ">
And why not? She's responsible for the bill and ride home.
It is SO very telling that no one has intervened and tried to put the brakes on this train wreck. I’m not talking about the fucktards who birthed her. Any of the industry people she’s worked with that “oohed” and “aahed” over her in the past are NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. Nobody cares about this waste of space, haggard ass trick for good reason. I’m waiting for the Fox News Alert that she’s finally done the universe a favor and died.
You could plant corn in the deep ridges of her forehead......maybe that could be her next desperate attempt for money.
What's she doing in London? Filming "Meth Becomes Her"?
wow it's too bad because her looks are almost completely gone. she'll never have a comeback now without some major surgery.
the first pic and the last are the worst, look how completely haggard she is.
go back to long island and stay there. seriously and don't come out of the house until you're sober.
Die.
She has that crap all crusted in her ears, how repulsive.
When is Snorty McCokester going to learn? She's looking worse & worse everytime I see a picture of her. I was eating lunch. Until I saw this picture. I'm not hungry anymore...
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Submitted by TANGELINE on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:14pm.
Redheads don't age gracefully!!
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Submitted by gia on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:46pm.
She must have some redeeming qualities because she keeps getting all these chances to make something of herself even though she can barely use her neck muscles to support her head.
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that must be what happens when you stop sucking dick for a living.
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What a low rent, skanky, gross, smelly, dirty piece of shit she is.
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I see pics of busted celebs all the time and this one is the first one that made me gasp out loud. She is YELLOW! What the hell!
i'm dissappointed tore up lilo isn't wearing the leggings with the kneepads...makes it easier for her to drop and suck while she spies on samro...
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:23pm.
Quick glance it would seem she has some potential liver/pancreas issues.
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Yes the orange Skin...could be jaundice if accompanied with pale urine and dark stools...
I think we should just take part of her brain out just to be sure.
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I like the idea of calling her "The world's youngest cougar"
Her forhead is wrinkled because her eyebrows are arching trying to pry open the eyes after the eyelids got wasted and passed out. Well, that and the dye pooling in the cracks, not unlike applying stain to a piece of hardwood.
Quick glance it would seem she has some potential liver/pancreas issues. Somebody should have taken the opportunity when she was curled up in a ball to palpate her liver!
According to British news her and SamRo got engaged or married in London. You can see her thrusting her ring finger in all the latest pap shots.
She should stop the boozing and drugs, go join a gym and start working out...eat healthy food...move to Utah and get some fresh air and forget about about acting, selling shitty spray tan crap marry a Mormon and have 10 kids.
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HTH do you get fake tan on your ears? I bet she gets high and smears Jergen's Natural Glow all over herself.
The residue of her orange spray tan looks really bad. The lines in her forehead make her look like she's in her 40's instead of her 20's. To have had so much and just blown through it like she has, pathetic.
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To go from a cute, shapely, red head in Mean Girls to this is astounding. She is on her way to looking like one of the faces of Meth, only she doesn't use Meth(as far as we know that is). I like to believe that she could redeem herself physically, but the more I see her, the more of a lost cause she appears.
She must have some redeeming qualities because she keeps getting all these chances to make something of herself even though she can barely use her neck muscles to support her head.
This whore looks like a cougar already. When she's 50, what will she be, a saber-toothed tiger, or will she just be a pillar of coke by then?
23, the new 60.
Did her liver quit because she looks like she has jaundice. Oh, that's just residual spray tan. I think.
That is one skanky lookin' coke whore.
I read or heard a quote: "It's like riding a psychotic horse to a burning barn" that pretty much sums up this crazy bitch and her using.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
There are no words for this fuckery
That's a great pix of a coked out Blohan!
She reminds me of a cockroach scurrying when kitchen light is turned on.
She should check into a Roach Motel.
All the money in the world, she looks like a sea hag.
Dr Drew you are wrong about me!
LOVE the K-hole reference. Flashed me back to 1998.
Your mother told you to go sit in a bathtub? That's too good not to be used on my niece in the very near future.
Submitted by toxicumbrella on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:02pm.
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Some irony there in the capital ALWAYS in your post in a Lindsay thread.
Ugh. I haven't looked at Ungaro's collection in a couple of years but I recall them having beautiful clothes, clothes that do not scream spray tan and leggings. Bitch is too white trash for that shit. Hell even Lagerfield won't touch her anymore (didn't they used to be besties?), instead he gives free crap to Lily Allen. Now that's sad.
Am I the only one who ALWAYS skips the Lindsay Lohan posts? I just don't even read the headline, I see her pic and I just move on because Im so NOT interested in reading/hearing about this trainwreck, Im sick of her BS. She's not even relevant anymore, why is MK obsessed with her is beyond me. Anyway, I just wanted to type this.
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The baddest ho in town.
Poor girl. We've all been where shes at at some point. Loving the wrong type...Shell pull through...she dosent need her parents, shes grown and thats awkward..she just needs passion for someone who can appreciate it!
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Some Red heads DO age gracefully. Julianne Moore can pass for Lohan's little sister. It's quite simple: Beat vs. Not Beat at all.
She looks maaaaahhhhhvelous!
She's on the fast train to self destruction yet she still managing to hob knob with Fashion Designers. How does she do it.
This girl is like a cat. She's got 9 lives or something because people still keep giving her opportunities. I hope she wakes up soon before these opportunities dry up.
If the coke doesnt stop her heart all those crazy energy drinks she allegedly downs will...She must have to drink a lot of booze to come down from all that.
Damn. And I thought I was having a bad skin day. She needs a belt sander and some extra coarse sandpaper, whereas I just need a salt scrub. Ewww...
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