Hot Slut Of The Week: Danielle From The Real Housewives Of NJ
Birthday: 1963ish
Age: 46ish
Birth Name: Danielle Staub, Beverly Merrill, Danielle Merrill, Steven Tyler, who knows?
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 3, 2009
Claim to Fame: The breakout star (sorry to Teresa's creeping hairline) of The Real Mobwives and Ex-Cokewhores of New Jersey.
Where is she now? Probably giving her daily blowjob to her 26-year-old boyfriend who has the head of a 50-year-old. Now that's some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because everyone (men, women, children, animals) can relate to Danielle. We've all been accused of being coke whores at one time or another. Also, Danielle continues to be an elegant woman of mystery. Think of all the things that her exquisite eyebrows have seen and experienced. The secrets they hold!
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********She is such a cuttie.I saw her profile at billlionaire personals site_________________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m_____________ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by cprincess on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:39pm.
Cant stand this one-hope Dina kicks her arse...
Loved it when Teresa's mob husband told her to be quiet...
I aspire in life to be just like teresas mob husband
Yeah? well I fucking love him although it might be something to do with the large wads of cash he carries around!!!!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I don't know her...
I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is blackwhitemeet.com All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!
funny when she said " someday all fake people will be exposed" OH really fakeiest of the fakers beeesh?!!!
wack her! :)
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 5:05pm.
Ugh, bratty though, and not talented.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
I can't stop watching this mess. I keep waiting for Lexi to start singing "I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE."
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:03pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! ~Homer Simpson
get serious
Danielle Staub is a Reality TV Gold Mine.
This woman is everything that's wrong with reality TV. She's a devious, conniving liar who will say anything or do anything to better her position. These kinds of people should never be allowed access to publicity or to be allowed to get any kind of success...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Britney Spears
I could skeeve
Who?
She may be odd looking but she has the most gorgeous kids on the RH series. The older one could be a model and at least they're normal unlike all the other dumb fuck kids on the show.
Submitted by missgold on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:41pm
I heard that by a bunch of people on the IMDB boards.
Danille Staub has to go public with her story because the men who she helped put in prison are out, and in danger of putting a Hit on her head. plain and simple......
No choice for Danielle S.
These Men are Big Time with Big connections and if Danielle is to just sit on her house with her children and not on TV, they will just disappear and never heard from again....
She looks like a man in a bad wig.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:13pm.
Yeah, but it was something else. Damn i am gonna have to watch it again!
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Sometimes I wish there subtitles. Between the accents and misusing words, etc. Oy.
If it comes to you, post it here.
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She's flat and that's that!
She looks like a male version of Calista Flockhart....
I like Danielle. I am wondering WHEN the Feds and the IRS are going after Teresa and her Goomba hubbie. No one carries that amount of cash around. It is like they are daring to be investigated.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
she is the total bitchness. congrats to her for winning hsotw.
stake_spike: ITA, buch of bitches make me like this crazy ho.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:50pm.
DG, Danielle/Beverly told Jacqueline that Dina was very cuntdescending.
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Yeah, but it was something else. Damn i am gonna have to watch it again!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
she does look like steven tyler! mk is a great observer.
I hate all those other bitches on NJ (even little Miss No Backbone Jaqueline), which makes me like Danielle more.
Why those bitches going to act all rude to her? So she was arrested because her Columbian drug dealer boyfriend kidnapped some rich kid and tortured him for a few days, so what if she liked coke a little too much, why you gotta hate?
Those bitches are just pissed off becuase their lives are boring and they got nothing better to do (especially those 2 uber-cunts Dina and Caroline and that classless twat Teresa and her homophobic guido husband).
Oh when she got stood up by her online phone sex friend I almost died laughing....
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I know right? Best thing ever. My husband and I watch this awesome show together with goofy grins on our faces. Love it.
DG, Danielle/Beverly told Jacqueline that Dina was very cuntdescending.
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She's flat and that's that!
whats so hot about this harsh looking bitch?????
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Oh when she got stood up by her online phone sex friend I almost died laughing....
Also she's a little freaky and possessive like...and quite frankly she scares me!
missgold one of those TLC shows where they have a bunch of kids, Table for 12? I think it's called must be filmed around where I live (in Monmouth County) because I recognized my ShopRite, LOL
that's so funny about The Brownstone....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by missgold: "What you do not see on TV is the Brownstone is actually surrounded by a ghetto and junk apartments"
BWAH HA HA HA! It's a klassy establishment.
@the breakdown: i'm sorry i missed your shoutout yesterday...hope you're doing fine, love...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by cprincess on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:39pm.
Cant stand this one-hope Dina kicks her arse...
Loved it when Teresa's mob husband told her to be quiet...
I aspire in life to be just like teresas mob husband
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
DG LMAO I can't remember and I watched it twice! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:38pm.
DG, haha the brownstone site has crashed! Shit, I'll have to check it later.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Not The Brownstone!
*throws self on ground* No, no not The Brownstone!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
no the rest of them live in Franklin Lakes
she is the only one in Wayne
it's weird seeing my area on tv !
What you do not see on TV is the Brownstone is actually surrounded by a ghetto and junk apartments
Snowy, there was a major mispronounciation (sp?) during last weeks episode, and for the life of me I cannot remember who said it or what it was. It may have been Theresa. Do you know or remember what and who it was?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Cant stand this one-hope Dina kicks her arse...
Loved it when Teresa's mob husband told her to be quiet...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
This slut is one pluck away from being The Joker's stunt double.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
DG, haha the brownstone site has crashed! Shit, I'll have to check it later.
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She's flat and that's that!
Steven Tyler....LOL!!!!!
She's like a bitchy botoxy looking Kate Jackson.
I know DG, KADOOZE to all the Housewives!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
missgold : Franklin Lakes or whatever? is that the town?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Did I also mention, I love this show! It is filled with so many verbal "fox paws" and such creepy stuff, what's not to like.
I beg of you, if you haven't checked it out already, check out The Brownstone in NJ website. Classic! The spellings alone are worth the time!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I thought she kinda looked like Mick Jagger.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
ah this lady lives in my town
I swear not all Jersey is like this... but sadly they do exist
Mostly I feel sorry for her. (and her daughters)
Seeing her during the dance class, being stood up by her online lover, watching her desperately trying to keep that loser 26 year old "boyfriend", grasping for approval from everyone...
She also lacks that thing that tells you what other people are thinking and feeling. So she's looking like a fool and has NO IDEA.
That's sad.
EDIT: But not so sorry for her that I'd keep being friends with her like Jacqueline does...
Looks like chola eyebrow fashion has crossed ethnic lines.
oh my gawd...it does look like steve tyler...only not as feminine...i was barely able to stand the first episode and they showed this thing working out and in a bikini...it looked like a praying mantis with rock tits...i was nauseated...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
'Ive met some celebrities in my life, or should i say they met me'
yea i bet they 'MET' you if 'MET' means cum in your hair in Miamian
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
OMG Steven Tyler, I love you MK.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone