Monday, June 8th 2009

Time For Your Daily Eyeball Exercises!

Have your eyeballs been feeling a little out of shape and flabby? Do they have love handles? Do their tummies jiggle when they walk? Well, you're in luck, because here's a little article that will get them rolling. Feminist Naomi Wolf wrote a piece for Harper's Bazaar about how Saint Angelina Jolie is the greatest thing since self-lubricating dildos. Slip on your sweat band, it's time for eyeball calisthenics again!

The piece is titled: "Why Women Want Angelina Jolie's Life"

Angie is the most gorgeous woman on the planet: "Bosomy and wasp-waisted, with that curtain of hair and those crazy pillowy lips, she is an obvious male sex fantasy...Polls also show that if women — not just lesbian and bisexual women but straight women — had to choose a female lover, they would want to sleep with Angelina Jolie. In other words, women both identify with her and desire her."

Angie is more than just a gorgeous face: "There’s something more than a simply physical response. Her persona hits an unprecedented level of global resonance — and makes women want to be with her and be her at the same time — because she has created a life narrative that is not just personal. Rather, it is archetypal. And the archetype is one that really, for the first time in modern culture, brings together almost every aspect of female empowerment and liberation."

Angie can get away with being sexy and a symbol of goodness: "The magic of Jolie’s self-presentation? She makes the claim, with her life and actions, that, indeed, you can get away with it. All of it . Against every Western convention, she has managed to draw together all of these kinds of female liberation and empowerment. And her gestures determinedly transgress social boundaries — boundaries of convention, race, class, and gender — giving many of us a vicarious thrill. When the megascandal took place — Jolie’s alleged seduction of a married man, Brad Pitt, on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith — it could have been the end of Jolie as a role model. But she managed the almost unheard-of task of turning the home-wrecker label into a wholesome, family-friendly triumph."

Angie knows how to fly a plane: "Women are so used to being dependent on others (certainly on men) for where they go, metaphorically, and how they get there. Flying a private plane is the classic metaphor for choosing your own direction; usually, that is a guy thing to do, yet there was Jolie, with her aviator glasses on, taking flying lessons so she could blow the mind of her four-year-old son."

Angie is a lover: "Equally ostentatiously in her role as lover, she took for her own pleasure the male seen as the most desired of the tribe, Brad Pitt, who is always ranked at the top of indexes of male beauty and virility. As for the constraints of social convention — ahem, he was still married? You can have a variety of feelings about this, but Jolie’s evident disdain of that social constraint certainly, for better or worse, put her in the same self-entitled category as those men who have traditionally taken what they wanted and let the emotional chips fall where they may."

Final barfness: "So she becomes what psychoanalysts call an 'ego ideal' for women — a kind of dream figure that allows women to access, through fantasies of their own, possibilities for their own heightened empowerment and liberation."

You can read the entire article (yes, there's more) at Harper's Bazaar. I'm going to warn you that your eyeballs may fall off and roll away. Seriously, it felt like I was reading someone's diary. I bet Naomi sleeps next to a jar full of Angie's hair which she got on eBay. But I feel the same way about Shauna Sand. Just substitute the name "Angelina Jolie" for "Shauna Sand" and this entire essay would make sense.

And just for the record, as a strictly dickly bitch, I can say that Angelina Jolie is not the chick I'd go lesbian for. Her vagina would probably cast a spell on more or take a chunk out of my taint. No gracias.

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ZiggyStar, if you read my post, you'll see that I commented on what appears to be a lack of FEMALE friends. (Personally, I wouldn't brag if the only friend I had was the person I was sleeping with. But hey, that's just me).

Since you, unlike the rest of us, apparently, know so much about Ms Jolie and assert that she has "many friends", perhaps you'll enlighten us with the names of these "many" friends. Please, DO correct me.

Paquita and EastEndGirl, thanks. : )

If one of my daughters turned out like angie jo I would feel I had failed as a parent.

She is in no way a feminine ideal. Will she encourage her daughters to sleep with whomever they feel like whenever they feel like? Will she teach them to use their sexuality to advance their careers? Will she teach them to disrespect their bodies as she does hers?

She has no class. Affording expensive clothes and wine means nothing but having money. Anyone in the world can have money - not everyone in the world has class.

She has no respect for other humans. I worry for Pax.

She doesn't display any sort of empathy that's real - where is her empathy for the literally thousands and thousands of impoverished people in North America? It's easy to private jet to Afghanistan and have your personal photographers snap you acting. And what kind of a mother purposely goes there while pregnant? Why was her photo op more important then the twins she was supposedly carrying?

Meh. This is not a woman to be admired.

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Oh Oh! and Angie has not been "bosomy" since her Gia days! She looks like a fucking corpse now.

No thanks

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Not only are Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie electric lovers, they are also lifelong friends. Your slings and arrows cannot and will not break the bond that ties them. The bond of love.

You've probably read of love, but I doubt you understand it. If you had truly experienced the kind of love and Brad and Angelina share then you would know how pointless and hateful all of these comments are. You wouldn't dare question her or the author of this touching article because you would know immediately that their love is genuine
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LMFAO!! If she's sooo in love, has such a unique love, has Pitt as her best friend, then answer me this : WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO UNHAPPY, SO MISERABLE, LIKE SHE'D RATHER BE ANYWHERE ELSE BUT WITH HIM? WHY DOES SHE LOOK EMPTY INSIDE, NO SPARK IN HER EYES WHEN SHE'S WITH HIM? WHY DOES SHE BARELY SHOW ANY AFFECTION TOWARDS THE MAN? When you're in love and gagga over someone - you don't become "reserved" .... you act the way she did when she was with BBT. A little crazy, affectionate and even impulsive. She has respect for Pitt b/c he is the father of her children. You can pick it off a mile away that she's just not that into him!

Please tell me that the person who wrote this was being sarcastic and just impersonating a loon.

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EXCUSE ME!
I do not fantasize about this woman at all! Nor do I identify with her and/or want to be her!!!

PFFFT! FUCK YOU whoever wrote this barfness!

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As you can all see, I hate ZiggyStardust but she's kinda making a point here. I like the fact that Naomi makes a point of mentioning "psychoanalysts" too...it's true: Angelina doesn't do these things for women who feel strong in their role as women - she does it for neurotic women. Women who feel weak and hopeless. Camon people! We've all been to JJ. Naomi's GOT to be on to something here becuz those loons LOVE LOVE LOVE this bitch! Why? I think Naomi's tryna figure that out.

My problem is "Why didn't they balance this article with discussion about the haters." What does she represent for us? Well, I know WHY - it's becuz, for some reason, the media needs Angelina to be loved to continue to make money, so they're reinforcing that idea. What better way than with a pop psychologist who is happy to provide fluffy stuff and that the loons all believe in?!? No better way.

My other problem is the fluff of it. It just BEGINS to graze at the surface of the issues at hand - like what is WRONG with these women that they don't see Angie's faults? WHY do they protect her? I don't think THAT has anything at all to do with feminism but more with the sense that any schmoe off the street can find themselves rich and famous like a princess if she just wishes hard enuff.

It's kinda the opposite of feminism, really. But, at least with this article, you can see how people begin to get sucked in.

Still - Naomi DOES have a jumping point here. ♥ ThreadKilla!
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As much as it pains me to say though Jolie looks petty (typo) pretty on that magazine cover. I know its all airbrushed/photoshopped & whatever...Her lips look much more normal & not so grotesquely blown out, oops I mean "pillowy"... Is that the actual cover because that pic looks like its from at least 5 years ago or something.

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I ain't scurred of Gayle....I got bills too, yanno. Let me join the Lick a LottaPuss, earn a milli club.

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That article contains some of the most serious ass sucking shit I have ever read. WTF?? Are there women out there naive enough to fall for this trash?
Jolie took flight lessons, so we are supposed to put her on some sort of pedastal? I am sure she was not motivated by independence, she probably just wanted another way to impress men.
Having babies & getting married is all well & good, but dont piss on my leg & tell me its raining by putting a positive spin on
adultery...
If all these people want to be Jolie or fuck her its because she is #1. super rich & #2. they have been programmed that way. I seriously believe that she has been built up into something she is not (we all know she is a cold hearted bitch, who is completely self motivated & probably does not even enjoy sex) & then stuffed so hard down the publics throats that they have had no other choice, but to swallow her & all her contrived sexiness, bones & all.

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So many comments about this article. I still think Naomi Wolf is a priveleged Cunt (capital C bitches!)!

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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 7:20am.

Be careful, Gayle will hunt you down XD

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if I go lezzie, it'll be for Oprah. Why? Cuz she's rich, biotch! Way richer than this crazy freak.

I liked Angelina better years ago when she was just plumb nuts (pre-Pitt) and fucked in limos.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 6:12am.

Are you being serious??? If so we have a serious Brangeloonie

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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:32am.

Did you really post a femirant on a website where the words 'bitch', 'slut', 'cunt' and 'whore' are used commonly?

This is not the place for feminism - or any form of social activity. You'd be hard pressed to find a website that is more misogynistic than DListed.

Angelina is an icon. She deserves every word of adoration that is offered. She has achieved so much in her life single handedly. Virginia Woolf would adore her. Angelina has earned a Room of her Own and so much more besides.

This is why she is so hated by DListed, and the loathsome Anniston is so admired. Angelina has never thrown herself a pity party when people have shat on her.

One more word of advice: you may wish to consult Angelina's Economist articles before you submit your letter. You could learn a lot from her biting writing style.

She is a mother, an academic, an humanitarian and a sexy bitch.

What more is there to stay?

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Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:43am.

You don't know anything about Angelina's many friendships because she is such a private person.

Angelina has many, many friends. In contrast to the average poster of D-Listed, Angelina has actually met these people. She doesn't only know them from the comments on a hateful website, she doesn't describe them as a 'slut' and she doesn't pretend to be a tiger or a for their amusement.

Well, that's not entirely true. Angelina does have one friend with whom you are no doubt familiar with - I'm sure that you've fantasised about being his friend yourself; or maybe more. I am referring to Mr. Brad Pitt.

Not only are Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie electric lovers, they are also lifelong friends. Your slings and arrows cannot and will not break the bond that ties them. The bond of love.

You've probably read of love, but I doubt you understand it. If you had truly experienced the kind of love and Brad and Angelina share then you would know how pointless and hateful all of these comments are. You wouldn't dare question her or the author of this touching article because you would know immediately that their love is genuine.

Angelina is love. The two are synonymous. She is the Earth Mother Gia. She is a Buddha. She is wind, fire, water, air and heart.

What are you?

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Ick. Nast....

I can't believe I just read that.
You people already made great points about this feminist letter....and I agree, she is the poster child for anti-feminism.

Who wants to be her?? I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!

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Does this issue of Harper's Bazzar come with a free barf bag?

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Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:43am.

If I had a hat i would take it off for you.

-claps for PeachPie- you nailed it.

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Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 5:43am.

Please marry me.

You nailed what we have all been missing in our collective disdain for Ms. Jolie.

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I'm so disgusted and appalled by this article, I can't even articulate my thoughts on it.

One salient point jumps out at me, so I'll comment on it: One description that is glaringly MISSING from all that Jolie "is"?

A FRIEND.

Nowhere, ever, have I read anything about this woman having friendships. Does she have any? When a woman has no female friends, THAT speaks louder to the rest of her gender than almost anything.

Ms. Wolf, who is so obviously blinded with infatuation and celebrity dumb-struck, how DARE you suggest to me, a woman, that Jolie represents
"female liberation and empowerment". Even my 15 year old daughter (thankfully) has a better sense of what that means than you.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:50am.

the beauty about writing letters is so few people actually do it, that when it does happen it gains a LOT of attention. More than you'd think. provided you don't some off sounding like a fruit cake that is. :) not you, i'm thinking of the loons.

even emails get attention.

btw am i the only one shocked that harpers bazaar is still around?

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What kind of feminist makes such broad generalizations about an entire gender?

I really want to write into Harper's Bazaar, but the chances that I'll be published? Probably none.

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Everybody, send your comments re. this ridiculous Jolie puff-piece to: webmaster@harpersbazaar.com, or,

Harper's Bazaar Magazine
300 West 57th Street
New York, NY 10019
212) 903-5000

They should be punished for writing such utter crap, & thinly disguised PR piece for Jolie --aka she'll sit for their next exclusive cover shot, interview etc.

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And I'm also totally with you that, as someone who is interested in the topic of feminism, that I'm so sick of this post-feminist bullshit exalting the virtues of acting like skanky trash.

I guess having morals and class just isn't progressive enough these days.

Call me a bra-burning, card-carrying feminazi, but sleeping around and using your overly sexualized image to succeed is a slap in the face to feminism, because as an actress, her worth should be evaluated upon her merit as an actor, and not as a fucking sex symbol and an object.

If you want to be a skank, fine, but don't stamp the word "feminist" on it.

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Ihatecharitychic: Please, please send this letter to BAZAAR magazine, and let's see if they have the balls to print it in their "Letters to the Editor" section.

Good work girlfriend; from one feminist to another: you make us proud!

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Amen!

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*Standing ovation for IHateCharityChic*

That post was made of awesome! It makes me wanna tongue you... In an non ghey girl way of course... Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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Yes, I admit it ! My dream is to be stuck with six kids under age seven and a mouth-breathing, adulterous dolt for a partner.

This dimwit is why people ridicule feminists.

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I finally decided to register on Dlisted since I have found my people. Suck on it Just Jared. My mind was so blown by the Naomi Wolf Love Letter that I decided to send Ms. Wolf my own letter. Thought I would share it with the rest of you.

Dear Ms. Wolf,

I don't really have any interest in your work after reading your article about Angelina Jolie.

Of course you, in your maniacal devotion to this false prophet, think Angelina is a feminist icon because Feminism is Dead. The messages directed at women have been the same for centuries.

1. Find Prince Charming
2. Make babies

The 2009 version of that re-packaged message, now complete with trendy $2000 strollers and $1000 diaper bags, is this:

1. Find a man, any man will do, because nothing is worse than being a woman without a man.
2. Make lots and lots of babies. It's all the rage. Everybody's doing it and you don't want to be untrendy do you?
3. Get thin. Just stop eating. It's so much faster than going on a diet.
4. Get beautiful, boxtox surgery, whatever it takes.
5. Don't get old, and by old, we mean 40.

Angie's young, "hot", anorexic and turned her uterus into a clown car. So of course the idiots and fake feminists love this woman. She embodies the death of feminism like no other celebrity out there. Young girls know that people like Paris Hilton are not feminists so she is in many ways , less of a threat to the future of feminism than those parading around pretending to possess feminist ideals. Feminism is not about how many people want to sleep with you. In reality Angelina's 'effortless' everything would not be possible if it were not for her looks and the millions of dollars at her disposal.

After Tomb Raider, Ms Jolie was slipping into oblivion, trapped a wasteland of weird behavior and box office duds. People had lost interest in her and it wasn't until she became a mother and she started making babies with Brad Pitt, the fake version of Prince charming if there ever was one, that people began to really notice her latest re-invention of herself.

What you fail to understand is that Angelina Jolie needed a man, in this case Mr. Pitt, to make her into a global phenomenon. Before him it was Billy Bob Thornton and before him, her father. Without these men in her life, and without seeing herself as being desired by men, no on would even know who this idiotic, unstable, manipulative woman is. Why feminism means behaving as badly as men do equates equality, is something I will never understand.

You really need to get a grip on the true meaning of feminism, instead of hammering another nail in the coffin of a movement that has resorted to idolizing hot chicks people want to have sex with. That is not feminism, Ms. Wolf, that is a sad statement about the current state of feminism. That is all.

Warmest regards,

A Real Feminist.

By reading the comments, it seems to me that most of you don't understand the term archetype. Naomi Wolf is not trying to celebrate Angelina Jolie as a person, but as a symbol or metaphor, an incarnation of some sort. And Naomi Wolf picks only certain traits or aspects, certain facets that can come to represent female freedom. Naomi Wolf is interested in social constructions and social strains on women. That's why the idea that one woman can get away with behavior traditionnally associated with men (steal somebody else's partner for example) is very important (even though it is morally as wrong). Interestingly enough, Wolf does not focus on motherhood, and that's very telling because she wrote a book about it (I haven't read it though). I think she doesn't because Jolie's relationship with motherhood is not at all representative of other women's. And here a class issue is at stake. You can't claim to be a 'normal' mother when your finances allow you an army of helps. So I think that one should understand that it's not really a piece about 'the life and character of Jolie', but how to some extent some parts of what she represents is appealing to some women (yes I would like to fly a plane despite the fact that it's said that women can't do it)

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Uh-huh.

I totally want to have daddy issues, an eating disorder, and to cut myself. I'd love to be so desperate for attention that I make out with my own brother and so selfish that I'd knowingly fuck married men because I need validation so badly that I don't give a fuck who I hurt.

*sigh* Why can't I be that reptilian?

Oh, and I envy her inability as an actress to play more than one role. I'm totally projecting over my lack of a meaningless relationship with my boring pseudo-husband and children I collect from other countries to fill some void in my life. It's not fair. Why can't I be so confident, kind, and beautiful? I confess, my disdain for this wonderful shell of a woman is all just repressed jealousy over being a childless overweight old hag who just sits on the couch stuffing my fat ass with a pint of Ben and Jerry's while I watch and rewind "He's Just Not That Into You" over and over again with a relationship with no-one but my seven cats in which I feed gravy from my unused old twat.

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girl-cheese:

vicorty is sweet)and so is grilled cheese). my boy used to call an unbrella an "ugumbrella", so i figured your name was kid speak for one of my favorite snacks.

anyway, congratulations for getting rid of the creep. i think women getting together and acting in their own best interest, both individually and as like-minded groups where needed('team woman') is the thing. men shouldn't have legalrights to hold us down - it's pretty simple.

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I don't entirely understand all the derogatory comments about AJ's sexuality. Plenty of beloved Hollywood legends have slutted it up for decades and violated the sanctity of marriage (Elizabeth Taylor for one) and they are not reviled as skanks.

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My name is tasty! It's what one of my little buds calls a grilled cheese samich.

But no, I wouldn't want Angie Jo's life. I'd rather be down here fighting. The girls have toppled a real ass muncher here, a mysoginist in charge of a program for women and children who has only disdain for women, especially his wife. He's powerful and connected, but they knocked him off his throne. Actually, this is the 2nd creep the ladies have dethroned this month - woo hoo!

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girl-cheese (tasty name):

i think you got to the bottom line there.
let every person have the right to their own family, and their own land, body, health care - the right to good food and free education far as you want to take it and a healthy planet, and we won't need feminism or any other -ism shit.

as far as angie jo goes, my home is still open to pax and zahara. hell, maddox can live with me, too.

angie and brad? got no use for 'em.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:39am.

Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:32pm.

The rallying cry of modern feminism: Best bags and shoes! Summer's sexiest dresses!
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that made me laugh out loud.
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Well, I din't mention it the first time, but since you did...

LOL!

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So, Cliniqua writes for Harper's Bazaar... Now you know why America's never had a female president.

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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:32pm.

The rallying cry of modern feminism: Best bags and shoes! Summer's sexiest dresses!
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that made me laugh out loud.

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kd lang - absolutely fuck yes.

self lubricated dildos - sign my ass up.and myother parts too.

feminism - we only need the theory because women are second class citizens of earth. we don;'t have the guts to give everyone equal rights, responsibilities, and protections, regardless of race, gender, sexuality, country of origin, etc.

it would fuck with the economic system too much.

so we just pretend we care by reading bullsit artists like naomi wolf.
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If Naomi were a "feminist", she would be celebrating real feminine beauty... which Angelina Jolie certainly is not. One look at her facial structure and it's pretty clear she's masculinized.

I also don't buy that she hasn't had any plastic surgery... Her lips look plain-out bloated, and she doesn't really have a cupid's bow. And that nose is also unnatural. I'm guessing her bust too, because she doesn't have a butt or any other indication of a more feminine body shape. She looks like a rectangle with tits.

... Also, I hate her because I was born with large lips, and my classmates, as a result, decided to label me "Angelina Jolie" and "fish lips".

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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:05pm.

Tiger, it wasn't so long ago that women couldn't vote, own land or inherit, let alone the right to not face discrimination in the workplace etc etc.
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It's so cool. I found this site..um..soulpancake...and it's topic this morning was exactly this: equality between the sexes. I'm over there - I almost forgot to go back and see how it all went down...

I, myself, talked about balance as opposed to equality. Equality has, actually, bit us all in the ass. Used to be that one person could support a whole family. Now, it's hardly that a couple can support each other, sometimes.

And it's cool for lines to cross - that happens all the time, but when everyone starts tryna cross the same lines all the time, well that erases balance. Uncool. Specifically, I said that equality is more about "I" while balance is more about "we".

There is a notable amount of balance that never really has seemed to be addressed, while equality has made great strides.

I don't want to be "less than" but I, certainly, don't want to have to be "more than" just to keep up, either. Sometimes, that's seems to what it has amounted to for us all.

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Oh my god, what a crock. Most women I know can't stand Angie Voight, except for the loons.

So let me get this straight, this chick is saying that Angie doesn't believe in marriage so it's OK to be a maneater?? HUH?

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@girl_cheese: Well said!

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I'm a Native American and I work for a patriarchal tribe that's run by men. It's much like a corporation - men are the managers, women are the workers that hold up the structure. If we women have a problem, we're automatically discounted because we're women, unless we've aligned ourself with a powerful, connected man. It's the good old boys' club, just a couple shades darker. What does Angie know about this life?

We women are making inroads and gaining power, but I swear the more power we gain, the worse the domestic violence becomes. What does Angie know about that? Does she live this life and fight along with us? Oh hell no. She does for herself. The impoverished orphans from tragic backgrounds, the charity work - all for her own benefit.

Our families here are tight and supportive. We help each other and we're emotionally close. I wouldn't trade that for a variety of small children and an army of nannies. Why would I want to be Angelina Jolie? What is she, in reality, doing with her life to make the world a better place? I hope this vapid article comes back to bite Wolfe in the ass in a big big way.

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Self-lubricating dildos? where can i get me one of those?

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Naomi is no feminist. She's just an Angelooney who gets paid to write laughable shit.

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Submitted by KPS on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:28pm.

A FASHION MAG has an article on FEMINISM!!!

Probably right after the ad w/ a malnourished 12 year-old tarted up to look 32 to make 42 year-old women buy something to make them THINK that they look 22 so they can cougarize some manchild.

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So right! In between the ads that show the perfect complexion of an 18 year old (photoshopped, of course) and try to sell some useless stuff to women in their 50s by making them think it will give them HER skin!

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The rallying cry of modern feminism: Best bags and shoes! Summer's sexiest dresses!